who /not straight/ here? i'm still waiting on the delivery of my standard issue lifestyle of sexual indulgence and debauchery.
>>27522840
you and the rest of r9k
>>27522840
Gaybot here, I can't WAIT for my qt bf to enter my life. Everyone tells me being gay is easy street so I KNOW he'll be here any moment!
>>27522840
I mean, would you like to fuck my tight, cute, virgin, and twinky butt?
>tfw a desperate hetero American unironically in love with his Irish male friend
He doesn't want me because I'm not a woman.
>>27522840
Who here is actually gay and not a bi faggot? I only like big hairy men who will dominate my twink ass.
>>27523111
Go on dateline as pedo bait then
>>27523111
I am actually(?) gay but I am like you.
Masculine bf please
Straightfag here
Is is true what I hear that you have to be very attractive, naturally well built, kept, perfecto face, long dickd white/latin/asian(in rare cases) male or else you're shunned and get no action at all?
>>27523188
Nah, just don't have shit smeared on your ass
how do I, a straight guy, convince another straight robot to give in to loneliness and try being my boyfriend?
>>27523968
you can practice on me, if you want
>>27523980
i-i don't know, you don't know me, and I don't know you ;-;
>>27523188
I never got any female action/attention as a closeted kid at school (even though I might've been open to some advances).
Fast-forward five years or so, I'm out of the closet, and I have guys who even the hottest girls would be envious of buying me drinks at clubs, and trying to get with me.
So no, it's a lot easier to succeed in the homosexual world than it is the hetero one. I did have a couple of sleazy chicks post-highschool who showed a clear, clear interest in me. However, by that stage I knew with the utmost certainty that I was a fag, so of course I wasn't going to pursue any of them.
>>27523989
i guess i'll keep being lonely then
>>27524053
s-sorry, tell me some interests?
>>27524073
right now i'm really into existential despair
>>27522840
>having a sexual preferance
FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27524095
me too, my problem is the girl I like doesn't like me, I'm doing good in my life, but being alone is just fucking with my head
>>27524140
Gay thread: gtfo hetero-normie.
HRTbois only.
im a fucking virgin kisless loser, i cant say "i m straight", i dont deserve it
>>27523188
Not at all, that's why bears are a thing.
If you are a black gay guy, you're probably only going to get other black guys.
>>27524140
there is more than one girl so i'd recommend trying liking a different one
>>27522840
Gay culture is an abomination
who /straight but just wanna suck on cocks/ here?
>>27522840
who /failed femboy because they're 5'11"/ here?
>>27524177
but I want her...
or my straight robot friend i mentioned earlier, i'm more emotionally connected to him
Hi gay fags of r9k. Can I make myself gay? I really want companionship and I know it will never exist with a woman. I want to be happy. I feel like I could love a guy just as long as he was somewhat feminine looking. Is there any guys like that here that would like to maybe talk? I'm genuinely interested in your interests and thoughts. I'd like to build a relationship.
>>27522840
>i'm still waiting on the delivery of my standard issue lifestyle of sexual indulgence and debauchery.
You have to be good looking and personable to get that.
>>27524297
he thinks
>gay
means
>companionship
>love
>building relationships
>>27524297
Just wondering how feminine does a guy have to look to turn a straight guy like you on?
>>27524422
I don't know. I just don't want to be lonely anymore.
>>27524425
Not that feminine I guess.
>>27524297
hi anon
sexuality and our preconcieved notions of attractions are mostly transparent and flimsy
i find it very silly that people are so eager to put themselves in boxes such as "straight" or "gay" or even "bi"
so yes, you can "make yourself gay"
>>27524269
why don't you try putting a hand on his leg then
who will be my bf
in return we can play with each others feets and cuddle
>>27524469
he lives half way around the world ;-;
>>27524485
oh well then having a relationship with him is not going to be fulfilling in any way, shape, or form
>>27524455
Thats good to hear. I think if I really liked a guy I could develop feelings, and eventually itd turn sexual
>>27524505
good luck finding someone, anon
>>27524500
is too, y-you take that back ;_;
>>27524449
I'm pretty feminine (big pink lips, flared cheekbones, and girly eyes) and I noticed a lot of older men hit on me. I just wonder if they're actually gay.
>>27524553
online relationships are a complete and utter waste, trust me
>>27524569
i wish people would hit on me...
>>27524583
Trust me, you don't... A lot of these guys can be really fucking creepy and just stare at you for minutes.
>>27524607
i crave attention so much
even negative attention like that gives me a thrill
>>27524636
get a trip :|
>>27524636
I know where you're coming from, but once you experience it you'll think otherwise.
>>27524297
H-hi
I'm not a robot I swear
>>27524660
not again
and not here, i hate this place
>>27524672
probably true
it'd be cool to find someone i actually liked
and also to suck their penis, that'd be cool too
>>27524676
Hi
Are you potentially what I'm looking for? Am I potentially what you're looking for?
>>27524676
post butt plz ty
>>27524716
I may be. People say I look kind of like Ellen Page. Are you also feminine/cute looking?
post where you from ;_;
NZ here
100% gaybot. Tfw no sugar daddy to take care of me while I service him however he wants
>>27524752
Saika a qt. Oshie a qt. Come to Wellington pls
I'd be gay in a second if I had a feminine bf who likes to dress as a girl and could pass in public. But I know this is only possible in anime.
kudos to gaybros
>>27524750
I have a baby face, but I'm not feminine looking. I'm also tall with a deep ass voice.
>>27524776
its possible outside of anime, anon
>>27524765
i wish.. ill never find love here. Nobody would put up with my autism
>>27524804
Ok, do you have Skype/Steam?
>>27524225
me. i fucked my gay friend in the ass because i was ridiculously horny one night. i felt really weird as soon as i came and regretted it but oh well, it felt good. definitely not gay tho. i can be physically attracted to boipussy but could never date a guy. guess im a bifaggot
>>27524849
Yes of course, but you should add me on kik if you wanna talk while I'm at work tomorrow. Do you have that?
Please fuck off with your gay threads.
You faggots are worse than women.
Literally no one cares that you suck dick, especially on 4chan. If this were some ultra Muslim or ultra Christian country where you were beheaded for your faggotry, then I would understand the need to make all these threads. You could literally be this biggest dick sucking faggot in existence, and I wouldn't care one bit. But you have a board specifically for this shit. Please, take it there.
>>27524814
Maybe, but they're 1 in a trillion and would never date me. Don't fill me with false hope anon.
>>27524918
you misunderstand, we dont care that you dont care, the only people that care are other gaybots
>>27524925
>tfw you met the 1 in a trillion and threw them away
fucking kill me why
>>27524918
>Literally no one cares that you suck dick,
You obviously do, fag.
>>27524907
Sure, Arretia is the username.
>tfw gay
>tfw /pol/lack
>tfw 95% of gays are unattractive now, and 99% won't even date me because I like Trump
>>27524907
>>27525024
H-hello? Anon? Don't leave me pls
literally just get grindr or tinder. That's literally all you have to do.
And be halfway decent looking.
>>27523188
the answer is a categorical no.
Just think about how horny guys are, first of all. There are different types of guys who are all looking for ssomething different: kinky, fat daddies, old guys, black dick, femboys, etc. the stereotypical gay guy you're describing is only one subtype.
>>27524841
my boyfriend is autistic. Don't give up (:
it's fucking annoying sometimes but...it also kind of makes someone endearing.
I made a discord server for gaybots today if anyone is interested in joining. Normalfags will be banned.
https://discord.gg/0v7u3JHcoUpsYImF
>tfw ywn have a bf because not cute
a-anyone /sydney/ here?
8urnp
>>27522840
I am not straight but also not gay. Can I post in this thread?
I'm attracted to anyone feminine whether or not they have have a dick. What am I? I'm clueless about all the different terms and labels.
>>27522840
I don't discriminate against anybody based on sexual orientation, but straight people wierd me out.
>>27527193
how are you not desensitized to them by now? at least when straights are weirded out by gays they can use the excuse that they aren't used to it.
>tfw ugly
>tfw shy
>tfw gay
i never had a chance
>>27527222
I don't know. They keep re-surprising me with their wierdness and things.
>>27527263
The worst trifecta you can have and I have it as well. Sorry for the feels, anon. I'd cuddle you if it's any consolation.
>tfw 6'2"
>tfw /fit/
>tfw not a neckbeard
>tfw still no qt femboy bf to cuddle and love
FUCK
U
C
K
>>27523188
Im a dumpy freckly nerd with bad posture and a dumb haircut and a jewish nose and I currently know of 2 guys who want to fuck me
Maybe im just lucky
>>27522963
>He doesn't want me because I'm not a woman
Man I didn't ask for these feels
How do I enter the Discord? I can't seem to get it working on the phone app. Anyone wanna add me to it?
NSWDGRED6 is my username.
>>27527452
What Discord?
>>27522963
>He doesn't want me because I'm not a woman.
iktfr
>think I'm in love withbest friend
>he said at least twice that he's in love with me
>says he'd want to be with me if I were a girl
>>27527477
>What discord
The gaybot one.
>>27526178
>girls I like barely give me a look, end up standing me up, or we discover we hate each other by second date
>boys I like are too busy or move 4 states away
>gonna try to date a trans now and we're very alike and (s)he makes some great conversation but also have doubts cuz (s)he is 6 inches taller and it might look weird in public
I just want somebody to love that loves back. Is it that much too ask for?
I don't want to jump into tinder or grindr because doin it with weird strangers doesn't really help against the loneliness.
>>27524898
>i can be physically attracted to boipussy but could never date a guy
Yeah that's how it starts.
Then you actually meet a really nice one and notice how pleasant it is to be held and feel safe, then you struggle with self-hate and doubt, and then you end up here complaining about that feel when no bf
>>27527684
>have doubts cuz (s)he is 6 inches taller and it might look weird in public
>I just want somebody to love that loves back
wut?
>>27527917
Meaning I have my doubts going into it. It'd look weird to others a 5'7 twink with a 6'2 tranny but I wouldn't give a damn if we like each other.
It also conflicts with my /pol/ views about transsexuals being mentally ill and it feels like I'm taking advantage of someone. I want to help them.
>>27528114
>/pol/ views
kill yourself
>>27528141
>not being /polgbt/
sod off, jew
>>27528202
>being a self-hating faggot
No wonder you're a beta
>>27528227
Great job arguing about this at 4AM, niggerlover. This is what you do with your life. I'd tell you to consider suicide but you probably already do.
I made a new Discord channel as the admin of the other one linked in this thread won't let you join/participate unless you're a robot by his standards - 100% NEET who has never and will never have sex, a bf/gf, a job, pursue tertiary education etc. etc. which I think is pretty militant, and frankly, unrealistic - a lot of people on /r9k/ have either had experience with at least one of those things in the past, or aspire to at some point in the future. I don't think that standard is likely to encourage a very positive chat environment either.
If anyone's interested in a more relaxed, lenient homo robot chat, come join:
https://discord.gg/0vA0qBeRvnimwNrW
>>27522840
I'm still waiting on my homophobic qt3.14 bf to pretend to be my friend out in public but be ridiculously romantic at home with.
>>27523188
No, literally any gay male can get dick/ass from someone else. Now when it comes to what type of guy on the other hand, that's another question. Usually you need to rival the physical attractiveness of the other guy, but there's a lot of variance in this because some guys have odd fetishes for older, fatter, or bigger/smaller dudes.
>>27528943
>tfw young and not terrible looking
i can guarantee that if the dudes i've hooked up via Grindr/etc.with had seen the type of person i am, the life i live, the way i behave, etc. rather than just my pics and a brief flirtatious interaction with my online persona, they'd have blocked and deleted my shit straight up. thankfully since i'm young they can fantasise about me being a cool, outgoing, active college student who's seizing his youth, relishing in the prime of his life, etc. while they shove their dick into me.
>tfw no short bf to awkwardly fug
>>27528853
I-i'm not good for social apps... so Discord lets you chat with robots and share music like a chatroom?
Yeah, that could be nice...
>>27529199
seems to be, like a modernised IRC. just come check it out, you can leave any time.
are there no gay Australian robots to keep the thread alive?
Any gay Robot Texans?
DFW here
Anyone else feel like shit because they're bi rather than gay? I feel like if I tell anyone I'm bi they just immediately assume that I'm in the closet about being gay. If I wasn't attracted to women too this would be so much easier, doesn't help that I've never really found a woman that I could date. Feels shit tbqh family.
Any of you anons into cuntboys?
>tfw twink but I wanted a pussy but still a fag and I don't want to be a girl.
I don't even know what's going on anymore with me.
>>27528853
if you check this out, at least stick around. it's new so of course it's not populous yet, but it won't ever be if people don't join at the start lol.
>>27529351I live a little bit outside of Waco.
>>27529680
Just cause degrading women with my big faggot feels good, doesn't mean I'm bi.
I only want to jack it to gay shit. Mostly I guess.
Makes me gay with straight fetish.
>drops mic
a-anyone wanna be my bf?
>>27530244
I would, Anon, ifyou're a nice guy.
>>27530281
I am a nice guyfor you
Gays are disgusting but traps are kinda nice.
>>27530388
i am of the exact opposite opinion.
shy twink-type here. d-do you guys really want guys like me to suck your dick?
>>27531292
>shy twink-type here. d-do you guys really want guys like me to suck your dick?
Yes, you faggot.
>>27531361are you hairy and non-feminine?
>>27531431
>are you hairy
No, that's disgusting desu.
>tfw 6'3
>tfw bottom and like taller guys
do tops that like tall lanky guys exist or am i condemned to everlasting solitude?
>>27531634
i'm 5'10 and versatile and i'd love to top and be the big spoon for a taller guy :3
>>27523111
Would you ever take a hairy guy who is also a bi faggot, especially if he checked your trips?
>>27531650
thanks you give me hope and light :j
>>27531668
Probably, as long as they're bara/bear.
Tbt I kinda have a fetish for older guys.
Gaybot here. Actually trying to lose weight before even trying to think about finding someone...
One last bump b4 bed. Nite fags
>tfw straight but exclusively attracted to men
does anyone else know this feel
>>27532867
>tfw straight as an arrow but like to dress up in thigh highs and shove 8 inch black dildos up my ass while imagining I'm getting fucked by a burly black man
>>27524484
Back to red.dit fampai tbqh
>tfw 5'5 twink dom
>>27533184
>tfw 6' tall sub femboy twink
>>27533211
I tried once to fuck somebody as tall as you, but it was difficult.
Sorry for both of us, friendo
