Orbiters
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Did you ever have any orbiters?
Did you like having one or would you want one?
Do you think they're high maintenance?
>>27522767
hoping for pinball wiz
>>27522829
Why are you posting this? Go ruin some other thread, /b/tard.
>>27522829
Rolling for eggman.
>>27522767
Wow, I thought I was a fucking loser, but at least I'm not that guy.
>>27522829
rolling for le 9gag
>>27522767
post more screenshots of erica orbiting you
>>27522829
Rells Rells Oh How I love Rells
>>27522870
That's a girl.
>>27522904
She keeps spamming me with pictures pretty frequently as well.
>>27522829
Come ooooooon robo wizard!
>>27522829
rolling for hype
>>27522960
>>27522829
Fuck yeah cosmic wizard
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
this is original fuck you
Here she woke me up by spamming voice calls on Skype after only two hours of sleep.
Is anyone going to post about their own orbiters or what?
>>27523072
>>27523072
No because you're a huge cuckold.
>>27522829
Yeah! Let's go!
>>27522948
>add literal teenager
>expect her not to act like a literal teenager
>>27522829
>>27522829
>>27522829
Here we go bois
So fucking original
alright senpai, here we go
>>27522829
Here's hoping I go to infinity and beyond!
>Doj dumps his gf to orbit an underaged 15 year old anorexic girl
Typical man. Lol.
original comment
(for real)
>>27523091
Cuckold how?
>>27523097
She doesn't even act like a teenager. She's pretty mature for her age, very much so compared to you manbabies.
>>27523172
There were other reasons for my gf and I breaking up. And she's clearly orbiting me. And she's 16.
Also, manbabies please leave my thread. It's not for you.
>>27523120
Kyoani always
preferably being a cute K ON but the HTT is perfect already so I might kill myself in that universe too
>>27523270
>manbabies
I'm a grown woman.
>mature for her age
So you're grooming her too, you pedo? fucking disgusting.
>>27523270
>she doesn't act like a teenager
Every last one of those screenshots you posted prove otherwise.
>>27523318
Womanbaby*, my bad.
>So you're grooming her too, you pedo?
Where did I imply that?
Y'all must be hungry you're eating that bait real fast.
Why? I don't understand.
I think I'm past the stage of anger, I'm just fucking confused at this point.
>>27523341
She's just lively and cheerful. I'm sorry that you think that only youth is able to be lively and happy, you old grump manchild.
>>27523356
Why what Anon?
>>27523370
Why do you continue to shit up the entirety of this site? You add nothing of any value, and I don't think anyone actually likes you or values your posts. All you do is anger and upset others, and generally drag down the quality of wherever you post with your inane and banal shitposting.
You're more or less cancer, given a human form.
What do you gain from all this? Does the attention sustain your otherwise meaningless existence? I'd like to understand, entirely and beyond any doubt, your thought processes.
>>27522829
SCOTT R0LEN
>>27523370
How long do you think she's going to keep giving you attention? You realize once this manic phase of her ends, she's going to forget about you and move on. She is a fucking child. You deluded fucking mongoloid.
>>27523452
Huh? Cuckoo? Sorry, non-cucked thoughts do not process in my mind.
>>27523412
>shit up the entirety of this site
That's your opinion and yours only. I provide actual discussable content, unlike you, dumb frogposter.
>>27523452
Huh. Were you orbiting her and got dropped by her or something? I feel like you're projecting something but I can't seem to pinpoint what exactly.
>>27523477
>dumb frogposter
>no frogs to be found
>>27523477
>hope for an actual answer
>get a meme reply from the man who is incapable of any remotely intellectual thought
Yeah I don't know why I expected anything at all.
What the fuck is up with this tripfag? I seriously thought I've seen the worst of them.
>>27522829
snake penis get
>>27523516
What else do you want me to say, then? You hating me is nothing but opinion, even moreso considering you didn't even try stating any facts alongside it that might've made it discussable.
It's your opinion.
OPINION.
Look up this word and learn its definition.
I hope you get v& you stupid pedo
>>27523545
What hard facts do you want me to throw at you? You're not significant enough to have any peer-reviewed studies, as much as your ego wishes you were. I can't just say "You increase shitposting by an entire 7%"
I can however say with certainty that it is a fact more people dislike you than like you.
The question was simple; Why do you continue to shit up the board, knowing full well that you are disliked and not welcome here? Or does your cognitive dissonance lead you to believe that an unspoken majority actually likes you and your "haters" are just a small, vocal minority?
>>27523604
Because why would I care about the opinions of others? I don't come here for popularity contests or breeding (in)famy. I come here to talk about whatever the fuck I feel like talking about. That's the whole point of this board.
Maybe you should fuck off to /soc/ if you think so otherwise.
Didn't she do the same thing to that Donatello guy? Wouldn't leave him alone since he was ignoring her?
Bitches, they have all the orbiters they could choose from, but they only want the guys who are disinterested - and once they stop being disinterested, it's over for them too.
>>27523632
>i don't come here for popularity contests
>is a tripfag
pick a random number between 4 and 409
>>27523632
My major problem with you is that you don't contain your shitposting to just this board, or even better, just your own threads. You ruined one of my favorite videogame generals, you're shitting all over everyone else's threads on this board and you probably posted elsewhere and ruined things for others too.
You know where you'd be welcome? /s4s/
It's a proper containment board for incoherent fucking retards like yourself, and you will be welcomed with open arms there.
>>>/s4s/
>>27523688
I already post on [s4s]. And little do you know, there is very much a purpose to that place, only you lack the sense of irony to see it.
>>27522767
What the fuck is an Orbiter? Also, can we get this wizard roll shit out of here?
>>27522829
Super original rollan dollan!
>>27522829
rollllllllllllliiiiiiiiinnngggggggg
originalilala
>>27523664
Don't know any donatello. Who is he?
>>27523710
An orbiter is someone who tries to get into someone's pants by being their friend, basically.
And that rolling is a bunch of /b/tards who thinks it somehow derails threads.
Is it strange for a successful man to call a dude he met on transit 3 times a week? And when he calls, he repeatedly asks how I'm doing to extend the call because he's got no content to talk about.
Has this happened to anyone here? I'm not good-looking btw.
>>27523807
Have you considered the fact that he may just want a friend?
>>27523805
>thinks a mentally ill 15 yo wants to sleep with him
Literally kill yourself you pedo fuck
>>27523120
I don't know anything about onepiece, so I choose the mech one.
Since I can never die in battle, I guess I'll become Some unstoppable Alexander, and enforce communism across the whole world.
>>27523900
>implying people below the age of 18 never have sex, don't even know about sex and sure as hell don't desire it
>>27523960
If this is you admitting to engaging in sexual activity with her, you're aware there are potential consequences, right?
>>27523988
If you weren't illiterate (and possibly had ADHD), you'd know that I'm not admitting anything of the sort.
>>27524016
Dude, I'm being nice. I want you to be careful. I'd never judge you for going after fresher meat, but that shit's dangerous.
>>27524074
Why do you assume I'm a moron like the majority of this board? There's a reason I distinguish myself from them. I'm very much aware of laws in every country that matter. Silly Anon.
>>27522829
Okay fine whatever rowling
>>27524351
>Tripfag at his faggyest
rolling for stoner #vapenation
>tfw most of my friends are male
>enjoy male company
>I have a lot of banter with my male friends
>boyfriend gets jealous and angry easily because of this and hates it
What do I do
>>27524472
have sex with all of your male friends
>>27524472
Turn your bf into your sextoy so he'll feel special and will stop bitching
>>27522767
I have two or three. But I ignore them and put them off pretty hard. They kind of leave me alone at this point, only start blowing me up when I send them a Snapchat or something.
There's a girl that I feel that I orbit so I guess what comes around goes around.
>>27523182
neat
>>27522829
roll
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>>27524472
>tfw most of my friends are male
>>27524588
GENTLEMEN
original
>>27522829
rolling to keep this thread derailed
Oh here we go again. 2 triplosers. No one gives a shit, faggot.
>>27522829
Gimme something rad, fampai-dono
