Let us wait.
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Let us wait.
On what exactly are we waiting on?
>>27521894
For /r9k/ to get good again
>>27521894
A lethal dose of morphi-
>>27521865
I call the seat by the plant.
>>27521894
Same. Tell us OP, why the hell are we here?
i wish waiting rooms actually played this instead of shitty muzak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo
Let's wait until there is nothing left to wait for.
>>27521903
If that's the case we will be waiting for a long time.
>>27521912
I want the sofa.
>>27521865
> pretends to read magazine
*picks up magazine and flips through it, farts a little bit*
Still here waiting.
>>27521894
NEETbux re-fill in 2 days
>>27521925
>fishing for 'gud tayste' high fives
fuck off to your containment board
>>27521865
this should be a nice wait
>>27522545
I'm starting to run out of things to do with my hands so I'm not just sitting there like a stiff board, it's making me nervous. Starting to sweat a little. I hope we get on to whatever it is we're waiting for here soon.
>sits alone and pretends to text
*grabs animal*
<---- label out motherfuckers
I'm a good waiter, but sometimes I get bored, can I walk around a bit?
>>27522691
Do what you gotta do, we might could be here a while.
>>27521865
Looks 100 percent like a waiting room I waited in before...I know a lot of them look similar but damn
Anyway, commence nervous autistic leg/knee pumping up and down (know what I mean? I don't think I'm describing it well)
H-here are some drinks provided by Jackie4Chan.
>>27522921
Thanks for the refreshments senpai.
>>27522921
Is there a washroom nearby? Don't want to drink too much with nowhere to go
>>27521865
Let us weight
>stretch
>fidget
>scratch my head
>close my eyes
>twiddle fingers
>repeat
>>27523030
I think it's right through that door we came in, down straight down the hall and turn right at the end of the hall. I've been there and you gotta wiggle the door a little to open it, kind of lift on the handle when you turn it to open the door.
>>27522981
You're welcome!
>>27523030
Sure there are restrooms on all floors, but please mind the signs on the doors. You wouldn't want to enter "that" room.
My shift is over so I'll leave you with my colleague, she will be here soon. Bye.
What if all of us here on /r9k/ were to become immortal and immediately comdemned to wait in this room until the end of time?
>>27523080
>>27523127
OK thanks, what drinks do we have available? Also is there anywhere where we can just sit down and order directly? I don't want to waste your time and such. Anyways, don't leave without me guys. Tell me the status of whatever we are waiting for, I forgot...
Speaking of outside the waiting room, why don't we wait and explore out there? Seems like fun. How can we distinguish "that" room? I wonder what's inside...
>there are people in every direction
>dont know were to look
>i guess ill just look down
>fuck my palms are starting to get sweaty
>i hope no one wants to shake my hand
>oh shit did they call me?
>nah that was some one else
>i think that grill in front of me looked at me
>i couldnt tell if she was qt or not
>dont want to risk looking again and accidentally make eye contact
>i have to go to the bathroom but everyone is so quiet and if i get up ill make noise and people will look
>fuck i can feel my stomach is about to grumble
>dammit dont
>dont
>dont
>grumble
>fuck
>they're all probably laughing that my stomach grumbled
>oh shit i feel myself getting really sweaty
>did they turn the heater on what the fuck
supprise buttsex
>>27522921
>>27523127
what mental illness is this
>>27523419
*leans over* psst.. *light whisper* bro juss try to calm down, I'm sweaty too right now but I'm not sweatin it you know what I mean. Everyone in here's probably nervous/on the verge of spaghetti, you're not alone here.
>>27523419
>have sweaty hands
>shake some ones hand
>you can instantly tell the moment of disgust on their face when they grab your hand
i didnt ask for these feels
>>27523159
We're in the waiting room right now
When we die we'll be sent to one of two rooms...
>>27521925
Was just about to post this.Original post
>>27521894
dark souls 3, i cant wait any longer.
>>27522808
Yeah what the fuck is the name for that leg vibrating shit I only know what it is in Cantonese.
>>27521865
Gonna kick back on the couch because it's not like a couple is going to come sit on it or anything.
>>27523419
This is a problem which technology has, mercifully, solved for us:
>pull out phone and pretend to be busy
>maybe actually occupy yourself with some kind of game to distract you
>>27524468
Restless leg syndrome. Or autism
This is going to be awesome, I can't wait to solve all the- GOD DAMN IT WHY DO THESE FUCKING KIDS SOLVE EVERY FUCKING PAGE? WHERE ARE THEIR FUCKING PARENTS THIS IS NOT OKAY
>makes eye contact with everyone in the room, face then turns smug and stares into the abyss for the remainder of the wait
>>27524515
>millennial bby cant sit still for 5 minutes without looking at a screen
typical
>>27521865
>try to sleep
>open eyes everytime you hear movement
Afraid a stranger might touch me
>>27524645
Oh get outta here grandpa, sometimes you just need to have something to do with your hands so you don't full on drop an entire olive garden and start sweating. It's not even about boredom.
Another round of drinks for you Anon!
>Slips something strange into it when she thinks you're not looking
>>27524722
I hope I wake up inside a dungeon and forced to wear girl clothes and end up becoming a maid.
>>27524780
>You two then disappear into the bathroom
>It locks and remains so for a long time
*Visibly resist the urge to dig through the little toybin to look for cool shit*
i am a patient boy....
originalisimo
i hate waiting room chairs
its like theyre designed to torture you
This room smells funny.
>>27524944
I smell cut grass.
>mfw making my way thru a crowded waiting room headed for the one empty seat next to the old fat dude
>can feel people staring at me
>trying to hold spaghetti looking normal and trying to not make eye contact with anyone
>>27525007
>person next to you starts talking to you
>>27524645
I legitimately feel bad for people who actually can't go 5 minutes without poking at their smartphones. I'm glad I grew up learning how to be bored.
>>27524645
>>27525151
i see old shits do this too
youre not better than anyone becuase you can sit and do absolutely nothing
>>27525007
>>27525125
>sit down lookin at one spot on the ground afraid to move
>here name called
>jerked head upwards
>neck snaps
>>27521930
Do you mind if we share?
>that one old guy looking at you angrily accross the room
>>27525412
>that girl who your making visibly nervous by existing in the same room as her
Is this some twist where it goes "hell is other people" like that French play
i never knew waiting could be so comfy
Damn, there's 41 people in this motherfucker. and its been over 3 hours going on 4. You know that room has to smell like all sorts of dick, balls, feet, and ass.
take a deep whiff
>>27523216
Did this guy ever return from the bathroom?
>>27525881
He might be dead on that toilet, that's fucked up if so.
