| understand why you don't have a gf, but why don't you have friends?
>>27520581
Friends are for the weak.
>>27520581
I'm not at all interesting, and I've grown accustomed to the solitude.
I don't know how to appeal to others so I don't try anymore.
I had tons of friends growing up, what would I need them for? All I want is a gf.
How do you even make friends as a NEET outside of the Internet?
>>27520581
I'm really quiet and distant.
>>27520581
Because I lack of personality.
Seriously, I can't even talk with someone.
>>27520581
Don't have gf because I never asked any girl out; don't have close friends cause I never made effort to hang out or seem interested in doing so.
>>27520659
My idea of friendship doesn't gel well with others. Friends are suppose to be like in the anime but they are not.
>>27520722
What is your idea of friendship?
they moved so can't suddenly make friends i don';t have a way to get out of the house
making new friends in your 20s is too much effort because I don't share interests with anyone
The only interaction I get with others is at work, and everyone there is 30+ with gfs, kids, houses, cars, etc
I sit at home and play vidya most of the time
I only like hanging out with my old HS bros because we can be immature and also play vidya too
With older people, vidya is frowned upon and I don't feel like faking interests
>>27520581
>left will never fuck you in the ass with a strapon while middle rides you and right sits on your face
Why live?
>>27520581
mfw I have both
>>27520594
Lel spoken like a true jealous robot
I take online classes and work from home, so there's not a lot of opportunity to meet people.
>>27520771
>try to hang out with old high school bros
>we can't relate anymore because our lives have all gone in different directions
>just want someone to drink beer with
>>27520748
I guess if I had a friend I'd be like patamon and my friend would be like tk. My friend would be like my left arm just as I would be his right arm. We should always be there for each other. Like brothers in a way.
No one wants this so I am friendless.
>>27520911
Stop it man, this feel is too much for me
between working 8 to 10 hours a day and dealing with horrible IBS, I don't really have time for other people...
>>27520581
I have friends, just not close friends
Severe anxiety and depression, embarrassingly patgetic social skills, personality of a plank of wood
>>27520953
I'm guessing the people who make these threads dont have real problems
I've tried to meet up with anons who live nearby, but I always end up needing to attend to some stupid shit with work and let them down. I fucking hate being a wageslave.
I got tired of being the only person who ever initiated plans/conversations/hanging out.
In all my 23 years of life I have never been invited by so called friends to do things.
I've given up trying.
>>27520953
LOL u have diarhea all the time
haha poopypants wageslave
Because they grew up and moved on with their lives. I slowly isolated myself more and more out of the awkwardness of facing them and the increasing distance between us making it difficult to relate. Never meet new people.
Always kept people at a distance.
>>27520581
Post clit pic of girl on left
>>27520964
>>>27520581 (OP)
>I have friends, just not close friends
This
Went out with 12 on Saturday, only 1 somewhat cares about me
I have a couple "friends" they never do shit and when they do I'm not invited. The go to move is them saying they have no money thqn buying stupid shit qnd forgetting I have social media shit
>>27520981
Part of me wishes they knew what this type of life is like, but really, I'm at the point now where I'm glad most people don't deal with the horrendous suffering I go through on a daily basis. I'll probably just off myself in maybe a year or two if I stay like this. No improvements in 8 years thus far...
>>27521021
Shitting is only half of it, that is usually only at most 2 hours of my day. Worst is feeling my insides as they try to function. Anything from mild discomfort to knife like pain for as long as I'm awake.
>>27520581
>tfw I was looking forward to the 10 year HS reunion this year
>tfw it was organised covertly in february this year and I wasnt invited
Seriously I did nothing to warrant this ostracism
Gnawing insecurity, I have to be constantly blown up like a balloon or I'm convinced we're not actually friends
I'd be the most high maintenance friend you ever had, but I'd at least try to be a good one.
That and there's always the classic "nobody wants to be friends with you" meme, for good reason
>>27520581
Simple equation:
(Effort to go out ) + (Distance to meet) - (How much I like them) [has never been]= (Amount of enjoyment I can get staying at home doing whatever I'm doing.)
Nothing personal, It's just math.
I had a couple of friends but they got too clingy and moody to I had to drop them. Feels bad but there need to be consequences for behaving like a bitch.
>>27520581
>I understand why you don't have a leech but why don't you have ticks?
>>27521133
agree with this
i went to college and when i could basically just walk out my door and get blackout drunk and hang out with people i actually made some friends. that's over and so are my friends
I lack the ability to emotionally connect to other people.
there only reason I have friends is because I'm in a band. and I'm only really friends with one of them.
>Be me in Highschool
>Senior year
>Absolute Chad is going to me in my classroom.
>"FUCK, I really hope he won't bully me"
>First day.
>My """"friends""""" don't sit with me (we had ermm... I don't know how they call them in english, but they are "double-chairs".
>I pick one
>Someone picks it at the same time
>It's Chad
>Me: H-hi
>Chad: Hi
And that's how I met my best friend. He's literally said that I'm the best, that he loves me, that I'm his true brother and that no matter what, we'll always be together.
My life may be fucked in every other aspect, but at least my best friend saves me, robots.
who else here squad mode?
>that group of 4+ dudes you've met since childhood
>hang out almost everyweek
>talk everyday through facebook/whattsapp
They're also the only guys a play vidya with, and the only people i can trust.
i can see something stupid on the street, take a pic, send it and we all share a laugh.
It's so fucking boring to make friends past highschool anyways.
>>27521334
I've never thought about foreign chads. I always have the beefy football player business dad's son's the manager type chad. Interesting.
Because I haven't had friends since a very early age, coupled with having built up a front early. I also had a real lack of social exposure and didn't hold popular/any interests. I have an extremely difficult time opening up to others. I dont even post on this or any sites really; I just drift and observe, like I do in most situations.
>>27520771
this is me. i feel you man. i fucking feel you.
>>27521334
somethings similar happened to me in highschool
>be fat guy
>not robot but just fat
>chad says hi to me a couple of times
>one day we randomly start hanging around
>he's a pretty cool guy
>tfw hanging out with chad while he picks of random chicks in the middle of the street
>he's still the one of the kindest persons i've ever met
>we become really good friends
>he invites me to a concert
>me
>instead of one of his 100 sluts
>wait in line for 10 hours just talking about life and listening to music
>still very good friends with him today
Not all chads are bad anons
>>27521406
Well, they are kind of different. For example, my best friend is ripped as fuck, a manlet and with a low-middle income.
Mexican Chads are waaaaay more hostile. But as you may have noticed in my post, some are actually super nice. They are not used to love, and if you show them some appreciation, they pay everything back.
>>27520925
Hint you dont even want that yourself you just dont know it
>>27521334
has chad licked your boipussy yet anon?
>>27522049
I hope someday he does, but I'm not getting my hopes up, he has a girlfriend...
But yeah, that would be pretty nice. I'm bi, and he's sexy as fuck.
Torn from all answers, I retain only the formulas of my desires and displeasures. Mankind is an emetic, all their feelings milked from the misery of their glands. Once I resembled a man, now I more closely resemble a thing, and I gorge myself on the drug of solitude, those drugs of the world being too weak to make me forget it. Having killed the preacher within me, how could I still have a place among men?
Whenever I try to make friends I end up guessing how much money it would take them to rat me out for selling drugs or killing someone.
not that i do those things, it's just, i need someone who i can trust.
>>27522150
t-thats lewd anon, I-i was just baiting
>>27520581
Awaken my Masterscummet
>hey anon come have dinner with us at this nice restaurant
>say no because I'm too poor
How come no one is talking about the arms on the girl on the left
I don't like to get close to people and because of autism I have trouble hiding that fact.
>>27523442
because it's an old meme, youngling
I'm not interesting, and not interested in getting one. I'm very content about being alone
>>27520581
my idea of friends is usually different than theirs
they always take advantage of me and borrow shit and end up pawning it or make me the butt of all their jokes
so my parents have told me with most people that they aren't friends and to drop them
and, same with women, I got bitter and grew accustomed to being along and distrustful of everyone else
>>27522507
I know that feel so hard.
Being poor and hanging out with middle class people is the fucking worst.
I used to have friends, but several of my friendships ended badly and I ended up alone. After being alone for a long time it becomes very difficult to talk to people, and nobody is going to approach you and ask you to come spend time with them, so you just get used to being alone.
>>27520581
What kind of complex drives a young girl to want to look like that?
I had many friends and they betrayed me. I was an extrovert. I had a girlfriend. I had sex on a regular basis. All that social bullshit brings nothing but suffering and regret.
>>27520581
Why is the middle girl holding her right hand up to her face? Does the left girl smell like sweat and hard work?
>>27520581
I had friends. I ditched them because being alone was more enjoyable overall. Can't have real friends who you cut contact with for weeks and months only to show up unannounced like it was nothing. At least not long-term, so fuck it. Cut all contact and been in social hibernation mode for 4years.
Besides, eventually one of your friends would get a gf, another would talk about meeting a girl at work, another had a one night stand last week with his childhood friend Chad. Suddenly they have more in common without you than with you.
>>27520581
>| understand why you don't have a gf, but why don't you have friends?
I'm poor AND ugly. Only people that I could be friends are other poors because of that.
But I don't like poor people so no friends.
I don't make friends. I just keep acquainted. I don't fall in love.
>>27520720
Me too. I can't even talk to my sister without stuttering.
>>27523792
As a fellow poor person, what's wrong with us?
I had a middle class upbringing and went to decent schools, I'm just poor because I can't work because of illness.
>>27520581
>hard to make new friends irl or online
I can't into basic conversation anymore
>>27524629
Making friends online is the toughest shit. I don't understand how people do it, like on steam my only friends are the few I know irl and a couple people I gifted to / was gifted by from a /v/ christmas thread that I haven't deleted for some reason. Meanwhile my one irl friend makes tons of friends. I can't do it though. Wtf do I talk about? I also never really text irl acquaintances or friends. I guess I'm just bad at chatting over text, or at least I'm not comfortable. I've never really even tried.
I had an online friend I made a couple years back when I was less socially retarded and less insecure but I unfriended him because something he said pissed me off. I regret it now, he was the only one I've ever made.
>>27521364
all of my friends that i met from high school or before have changed so much i can't even relate to them or talk to them anymore. I only have one true friend, but he's not even in my state anymore so i'm so alone
I've never been one to open up to anyone. The only times when I open like a book is when I'm doing music or when I'm expressing thoughts about something
>>27520581
>why don't you have friends?
because majority of people usually fall into 1 of 3 categories
>plain, vanilla, unsophisticated (basic, as the kids say)
>insecure, baggage, multiple hangups, anything ending in -cist or -phobic (etc)
>reclusive, antisocial, unadventurous, fucking never try anything new or go out
There really is nothing worse than an insecure, pretentious, vanilla never try anthing new shutin
no offense if that's you
>>27520581
I have 1 person I would truly consider a "friend"- we meet up nearly every day (we are gym bros). Quite comfy actually- we talk shit in the gym, lift heavy, we are both fans of F1 and support the same driver, share diet stories etc. Very Small social circle but I'm happier than if I had 20 friends who I shared nothing in common with.
>>27526261
Nice meme, m'memer.
>>27526659
>There really is nothing worse than an insecure, pretentious, vanilla never try anthing new shutin
fucking. end. it.
>>27526659
hey I'm like none of thoseee!
>>27526705
category 2 is easy to weed through
girl: spontaneous trip to clothing optional side of the beach. Filters the insecure holier than thou prudes
guy: literally just ask him if he's gay and see if he gets offended
I'll never understand why guys are so sensitive about people perceiving them as homosexuals- it's PATHETIC
>>27526944
you are fucking who? saw you pop up within the last week.did babby unironically make his first post this month? if so theres a nice pic for you
>>27520581
>tfw no muscular redhead MMA gf to force me to submit to pegging and beat the shit out of me during sex
>>27520722
>Friends are suppose to be like in the anime
I only have 2 freinds left from highschool and funny enough they were my closest 2 friends. The only 2 people i actually opened up to. And the hate eachother lmao. So i always have to split my time between them. Is having 2 really good friends enough to make me seem normal to a girl?
>>27520581
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LEAVE ME ALONE
EEEEIEEEIEIEIEEEEEE!
>>27527007
Hmm well im a blonde muscular male mma fighter if you want to get beat and fucked let me know. I have always wondered what it would be like to best someone down and fuck them i think i might get off alot on that
>>27527007
I'm a redhead who lifts. I don't do MMA, but I've been doing krav for a few years and I compete locally in powerlifting.
I probably hate you and would enjoy pegging and beating the shit out of you for fun, but dating potential is likely low unless you're really good for my ego somehow, or a different person than I'm rudely assuming.
Location?
>>27526659
Lmao talking shit about unintresting people when your some trip fagging loser on /r9k/ . Im taking a shit is that intresting enough for you bitch.
>>27526944
wait huh? im not category 2 :)
like I said, I'm none of them! We should be friends :P
I actually don't know how I have heaps of friends I'm always saying random shit and /pol/ tier shit in real life but they always just laugh it off and say oh anon you're so random I don't think the normies understand me.
>>27520581
Other people are very inconvenient. They routinely ruin my plans or simply bring them down if we follow through. Doing things alone allows for so much more control and freedom.
I am 26.
>>27520581
I have some, i just keep away
Its hard to find one that doesn't have the copy-paste personality. Do you know the feeling of talking to different unrelated persons that has the same, interest, preferences, knowledge and degree of self-awareness and opinions that are not really their own?
They left me when I needed them the most. Now I'm afraid of getting to know people on a more personal level
>>27527191
awww <3
this is original skekjdjakwkfjekwidje
>>27520581
Don't care enough about other people to try and know them so that they could be considered as friends.
>>27527097
>talking shit
Not at all. Just stating my opinion.
The last critical part being an obvious joke. You mad?
>>27527100
If you say so, but honestly I only try to friend people irl so we'll have to leave it to chance anon.
>>27527108
>Other people are very inconvenient. They routinely ruin my plans or simply bring them down if we follow through. Doing things alone allows for so much more control and freedom.
a-are you me?
no seriously, why do people have to ruin and make shit so difficult, annoying, and suck the fun out of anything that doesn't involve sitting at home on their ass?
Because I'm an alcohol and I destroyed my family.
>>27520581
I don't have friends because normalfags are a fucking bore
>>27520581
Because they wanted to move on with life and i dont
because I wouldn't be friends even with myself.
>>27520581
>Actually do have friends
>Prefer solitude over them any day
I love em and all but being alone is the best thing ever.
>>27520911
You're killing me here.
Are there any normies ITT?
How do you make friends once you're not in school?
>>27521364
One of the squad dropped out in my case due to a harddrugs problem.
But hell having a squad is the best thing ever. We even share our hatred of normies.
>>27527108
>>27527324
This is me.
I seriously cut ties with all my friends because they kept bringing down every single fucking idea I brought to the table.
Don't ask me, ask them.
Probably because I don't have anything in common with normals and they make up 99.5% of the population.
>>27520581
ive been a quiet type my whole life and now i am so self conscious about still living at home that i just dont wanna bother trying to befriend anyone because i will feel worthless by comparison.
>>27521085
Did they even know how to get a hold of you?
>>27523792
What illness?
>>27527527
I'm normie as fuck I just don't have friends. I can make friends because I know a lot of little things that are easy to make conversation about and I seem knowledgeable/interesting, I just don't make friends. I mean I spend all day on my computer reading articles and Wiki entries and seething at clickbait, so do you; how do you not have things to talk about? I guess it comes down to charisma and delivery. People like the way I talk and like listening to me, but I also think about things on a number of levels, contemplatively, such that if I say something and they don't know how to respond (usually because I'm doling out new perspectives they'd never considered and as such have trouble responding to it), I can always keep talking on the next level, and the next level, or on related topics just to fill the silence. So in some regard, I'm actually great at driving conversations. But my inner robot is that I don't know how to start them.
Most other normies like being social so even though I don't, if they start talking to me, I can keep the ball rolling well enough. Normies are fucking boring though.
>>27520581
I'm socially retarded, and most of my interests are also very retarded. Let's put it this way... I wouldn't hang out with a person who had my interests either.
Also throw in some mild social anxiety.
>>27520581
because I can't into people
>>27520581
because I think I have somewhat psychopathic tendencies stemming from, well yanno nature and nurture. So I really have no respect for people, I really don't like them, I don't even really like myself that much.
Anyway its tiring and beneath me to glamour people all the time. Especially since I'm not really into being this way, I just really find it hard to genuinely appreciate or respect someone else.
>go and visit my parents for the weekend from college
>in the car with my dad driving home from the grocery store
>"have you gone and done anything fun lately?" He asks me
>"no, not really"
>he knows I've never dated much or been very popular
>he was stereotypical chad, football scholarship, good looking, kind of mean
>"do you have even ANY friends you do ANYTHING with?" He says to me
>hits me hard, whimper out a weak "no" trying not to let it show
>don't say anything for the remainder of the ride
>go and cry in the shower
>haven't talked to him since, it's been about 3 months now
Disapointment bros are you here?
Why the fuck would I want anybody I used to know to see the fat mess I've become.
Embarrassing desu senpai
>>27520581
Because no-one can handle the bantz.
>>27526659
Reclusive, antisocial master race here. Having esoteric interests and being really insecure doesn't help either.
>>27523792
This reads exactly like me.
When the fellow poor genetic trash trapped me into being friends with them, we were ''''friends''''. Keep me in the periphery of their weird cliques, only talk to me when they wanted something or their real friends weren't available.
And since they're poor and mostly stupid, a lot of them ended up fucking the first repulsive vagina they saw, and had kids by their early 20s. Thus, they no longer have friends either.
>>27521364
I got to hang out with my cousin and experience squad mode for a weekend.
Best experience I ever had. Rolling 10 deep with hot girls in tow is the best feeling
>>27521449
you're the same as me, recently i started namefagging on one of the generals on /mu/ and even this was really hard for me, tho i feel now kinda accepted and recognized by them <3
>>27527068
email familia?
not other poster but interested
I can't stand "normal" people. I have nothing in common with them and things they talk bore me to death. I have a couple of close neckbeard friend and they're fun as hell.
>>27520925
There are a lot of people that want this! The thing is, you have to get to know someone and build the relationship for months, maybe a year, before you get that close. It sounds like a lot of work, but it's worth it!
>>27533145
Give people a chance man. Talk to most people long enough and they eventually open up and are more fun. Everyone, even "normal people" are guarded in that sense.
I don't even understand how friends talk to each other
What are the expectation?
what do you do together?
how can you tell what the other is implying?
when is it and when is it ok and when is it not ok to say something?
>>27520581
I'm poor and I have a stutter
>>27520953
Bro, get yourself some kefir and kombucha in your system. It sounds like bullshit, but I promise, they help.
>>27526659
what if im a socially reclusive person that likes to try new things/experiences and often ends up doing these types of things alone?
>>27527075
Not the anon you replied to but are you a girl?
