Welp, I'm falling for the trap meme. Thanks /r9k/. Thanks Pizza.
You have won me over. I fucked a trap last night after reading numerous threads and fapping to numerous pizza pics.
I must say it was a pretty cool experience.
She(>implying) wasn't 100% passable, but I had fun and we are hanging out again tonight. She is making me spaghetti.
She text me this morning and asked me how my day was going.
She is going to give me a massage when we watch netflix later.
I dont even care anymore robots, make fun of me. This is the happiest I've been in my life.
>>27519372
When is lgbt going to stop raiding us?
Not a very subtle "summon a tripfag to attention whore" thread.
>>27519372
>She is making me spaghetti.
>She text me this morning and asked me how my day was going.
>She is going to give me a massage when we watch netflix later.
>This is the happiest I've been in my life.
Damn son, you just managed to get a tranny wife.
Enjoy I guess.
>>27519372
I'm glad you've found something that can make you happy, cherish it anon
That actually sounds pretty based
nothing wrong here
if in your situation i'd roll with it anon
Pizza is my girlfriend
>>27519372
>spaghetti
Subtle, anon.
>>27519372
beats loneliness
>>27519372
you get all the perks you want in a woman, and none of their bullshit.
Enjoy.
>>27519531
Except for a pussy
>>27519372
living the dream
one day i will have a trap gf too
>>27519411
Probably never
I wish i could find that again, but i remember reading an article of someone saying that there is a possibility that a lot of people might live their whole lifes thinking they are heterosexual/homossexual when in reality they were bissexual. Even dying without ever fully understand it.
Perhaps that's your case. Or not...Doesn't matter anyway. If you're happy that's the most important thing. Enjoy it, and may good thing continue happening to you friend.
>>27519372
Trannies aren't traps.
>>27519553
what if you just buy a goddamn fleshlight
>>27519553
If anal is your fetish, traps are more than capable of being better than pussy.
>>27519612
So why keep the tranny around?
>>27519629
the whole point of sex is getting someone else to do it for you
>>27519372
Oh look another normalfag that never belonged on /r9k/ to begin with.
>>27519618
>not liking pussy
Gay
Gay gay gay
Lay off the porn bud
>>27519372
Greentext this, OP? At least tell us how it happened, like how did you meet?
Anyway, happy for you - enjoy this bro!
>>27519668
>>27519629
>>27519553
What if his gf/wife/date/fwb tranny gets surgery done down there?
>>27519372
at first i thought "making me spaghetti" was 4chan slang for falling in love
>>27519715
Have you even seen what it looks like post surgery? I wouldn't stick my finger in one, let alone my dick
>>27519531
hahahahaha
HAHAHAHA
You're so naive. Just spend some time here watching the trappy tripfags that have been invading this board lately and you'll see the error of your judgement.
>>27519687
its fucking made up you neet loser
>>27519731
Some look pretty bad, some are ok.
From what I saw it depends on two three things.
>Doctor that did the first operation
>Maintenance (most trannies are slobs and don't do the proper stuff they need to do)
>Going back to the doc 1 year later for another plastic surgery (first is the rough stuff then the other one is to make it look actually decent which is the same surgery female porn stars do to get perfect innies).
>>27519372
nigga i was hanging out with trannies too
i'm actually going to ask my doctor for pretty pills in a couple weeks lmao lmao
Trannies are the ultimate practice gfs. I know what you're thinking, but lemme make my case.
>ultra low expectations, all you have to do is not fetishize their dicks and they'll be all over you
>extremely submissive, won't be able to turn down your advances
>due to their imitation of REAL female nature (kind of disgusting to be honest but you're just there to get exp and get out) they're very easy to test different things out- all they do is study how to seem like a girl, so they won't notice how unnatural and varied your approach is
And the best part? Clean up. No need to ghost them, pretend to be boring, reveal your power level (they're so desperate they'd stay even if you went full /pol/)- ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
>make them kill themselves
No mess, no slow fade, no one alive to talk shit about what a jerk you are. And it's SOOOO easy too. I mean, they'd probably end their pathetic lives on their own anyways, since the freaks are so wont to do, but you can accelerate the process.
>point out every masculine thing about them and act like it's their responsibility to fix it
>point out REAL girls that are more attractive than them- even if the girl is ugly to REALLY crush them
>touch their dick if they hate it
>ignore their dick if they like it
>talk about wanting children
>they won't leave a note because they know nobody cares
After ward everyone will give you sympathy too, which is a great way to move onto a REAL girl.
It's all those abominations are good for.
>>27519715
I bet "she" thinks she looks good... ew
>>27519715
>shemaleyum
>shemale with her dick sliced off
Fucking stupid. The whole appeal is the cock.
They're fine as people and whatever, but they do not belong to the shemale porn category.
How do I meet a trap? What kind of guys do traps like?
>>27519668
This
How can someone not like pussy i mean its made bythe evolution for you to like it, how much of an edgelord you must be to not letting you like it?
Oh i forgot faggots and trans are the most edgelords there are
>>27519779
>>ultra low expectations
If you're going to bait with copy pasta then you shouldn't make it obvious in the second line. Trannies are still holding out for chad.
>>27519818
i too want to know where to find them
>>27519687
>Met on Tinder
>After we talked for a couple days, she tells me she has aplace
>I was suspecting she was a trap
>She actually tells me the day before
>I told her I was hesitant but would still meet to just hang out
>Hell what do I have to lose
>Go over and have popcorn and watch some GOT
>After awhile things just happen
>I end up kissing her and it was cool, no stubble or anything masculine like I feared
>Start making out
>The kissing was the best part
>We made out around an hour before I even touched her small tits or anything else
>Her tits were maybe a b cup
>She was super soft and belly was so smooth that my fingertips running across made me rock hard
>Next thing she starts pulling my dick out my pants and sucking it
>I pull her panties off to see a hard tiny dick, maybe 3.5 inches
>Throw on a rubber and lube
>I have my back and head on the couch
>She straddles me and slowly slides down on my dick
>Starts riding
>her tiny dick rubs up against my belly
>She kisses me passionately
>Its not just lustful sex
>It feels strangely romantic
>I start feeling some precum form on my belly
>She tells me to say when Im gonna cum
>I tell her close
>She pulls it out and jerks me off till I cum all in her hands
>She kisses me then goes to wipe off
>Comes back naked
>We snuggle under the covers till about 1
>I go home
>We been texting all day
>>27519372
I accidentally got a bj from a trap (not at all passible)prostitute in Amsterdam. It was amazing, I got one from a girl the same day and it was lacklustre, the guy really knew how to use his teeth.
Id love a trap gf desu but I'd never want to show my family, just live alone and play vidya, it'll never happen though, by the time I leave my parents I'll be too ugly even for a trap.
>>27519852
>tfw nothing like this has ever happened to me and every guy I've been with has been an asshole
>>27519818
Personally really strict father figures with big hands. That is the type of guy i like
you do what makes you happy, that's all that matters, low key desu senpai
How did you meet this trap desu?
>>27519946
i'll sex you, you and me and pizza can have a big gay threesome
>>27519852
Fooglet
>>27520018
>responding to tripfag
Fuck off. If we ignore them the thread can be about the subject and not which gifts the orbiters should buy for them.
>>27520078
>Man face maddie having orbiters
Kek
>>27520078
stfu nigga, i'm tryna slide in
i'm trying to have a BIG GREASY SMELLY THREESOME
>>27520123
This is /r9k/, not /soc/. Assemble a woman-like object out of bean paste and it will get orbiters.
What's an orbiter
Original
Post more stories and gifs you fucking faggots
>>27519946
A lot of traps have terrible taste. Very few actually want a completely healthy relationship the vast majority seem to want an imbalanced relationship where they're just a homemaker without kids or a fucktoy.
I also see a lot of punishment, choking, and demeaning fetishes. They can work out but the amount of people that can pull it off while being a "good guy" are abysmal.
>>27520228
Eye meeeean yes I'd like to be a housewife and like being abused and treated like a fucktoy but why should that keep me from having a nice bf ;-;
>>27520228
Ehhh, that's sort of their purpose. I know it was copypaste above but seriously, they're fetish material. Useless after their mid 20's because they go back to being very very ugly men.
A long lifespan for a sex toy, if you're willing to pay the money to keep them. Probably no more than the very nice sex dolls though.
>>27520228
It's not my fault I feel more worthy of being a pet than a person...
>>27520192
in societal dynamics, people, roles, and places have weights. people may become attracted to each other based on social mass of their role, location, or personality. however, simply being attracted to a person for their personal traits forms a one-dimensional binary relationship, and the person of smaller social mass tends to end up "orbiting" the larger social body, like a moon around a planet.
>>27520278
>>27520313
>>27520341
I'm starting to think traps / transgirls are just not gf/wife material for robots because most actually want the classic happy lovey dovey relationship.
What you all want sounds more like a fwb that would sometimes let you crash in their house.
Kinda talking from my own experience, if I wanted a gf I would want to do more than just fuck her or treat her like some fetish pet.
>>27520376
Stop responding to tripfags. It's been stated before. Stop encouraging people like that to come here because all they do is use these people and hurt them.
By continuing to interact with them as if they belong you are directly responsible for hurting people.
Stop.
>>27520439
sensei sensei
I have forced anon turned on locally and you cannot stop me
>>27519852
Aww... that was all just so sweet. I hope this actually happened, people deserve to find love. Good luck in the future, hope it works out.
>>27519946
Don't give up bb, there's good guys out there. Not on this site, though. Except maybe me lol. Not really though, I'm a dick.
>>27520410
Uhm memes aside if I had a bf I would want him to be sweet and caring bc I would take care of him and dote and treat him really well. Also fetish shit belongs in the bedroom, someone who talked down to me irl or didn't treat me like an intellectual equal can fuck right off.
Anyway it's kind of irrelevant bc I'm hopelessly crushing on a girl who lives 1000 miles away from me and she's really cute and sweet >.<
>>27520410
>want
As I stated in my post, trips/hormones/whatever have a VERY short "good by" period.
If you want to "love" someone that will eventually devolve into some sort of hideous manbeasts with weird muscle placements, body forms, facial features, and sagging breasts, go
for it.
>>27520478
I don't know what that means.
>>27520278
i wanna eat your boipucci while i jerk your limp feminine penis off
>>27520278
It just makes it harder. I'm not saying you shouldn't get one, you'll just have to put up with a lot more bad ones first.
The guys who have the traits traps like TEND to be assholes. There's a balance out there to be found but you should go in expecting most to be like that and hope you're pleasantly suprised.
>>27520341
I'm not saying you can't be a pet. I'm saying that most guys who are willing to make you their pet are dickheads. You have to find a good "owner" in that case, not just anyone will do.
>>27519715
Those are ones you stay away from. Their mental illness is more severe.
>>27520410
It's more complicated than that. I want to be a dedicated and loyal wife, it's really my ultimate ambition. But a life of low self esteem and knowing that most men would beat you senseless if they knew your secret does stuff to your head; which let's be honest probably wasn't screw on too tight to begin with. Consider also that a wife should bear her husband children. I'm incapable of that, I can never be as valuable to a man as a cis girl.
A combination of wanting to be dutiful, lacking the ability to fully do so and being put down creates these sorts of feelings. Ideally I'd like a husband who I could be a normal, loving wife to in public but cater to his needs in private as a servant.
>>27520506
it means that I do not and cannot differentiate between tripfags and the rest
I filter on content alone
/r9k/ is a very peaceful place if you get rid of all references to wagies, edgelords, chad/stacy, reddit, and ree-ing
>>27519778
If you're going to take blockers and estrogen take a low dose, the standard HRT will fuck you up.
>>27520521
>>27520502
Why should finding a dominant guy who is not a bad person be difficult? The bedroom is a different place; people can be sweet irl and freaks in the sack. I'd hade no problem treating a transgirl like a whore and fucking her raw and then cuddling and being sweet afterwards. Plenty of people like that around.
>>27520565
Oh, interesting. Is that a filter option? Sounds wonderful.
Then again, I enjoy arguing with people too much.
Enjoy your browsing, I guess. :)
>>27520608
Idk desu...all the guys who have treated me like garbage in bed treat me like garbage irl too ;_;
I just want someone to care about me ;_; I have a lot to offer
>>27520564
Post a pic so I can crush on you from afar. You sound perfect, I'd love a wife like that. And I want to adopt anyway so it works out.
>>27520631
4chan x + regex = B=====D~~~
>>27520643
>guys
How old where they? If they're too young they'll be shit at domming since that takes experience. A good dom should make you feel safe, to the point that you can enjoy the nasty stuff he does in the bedroom because you can trust he'll take care of you later.
And you are a cutie, maddie, too bad your heart belongs to pizza already or I'd flirt a bit with you.
>>27520662
Thank you. I'll test it out.
>>27520643
Where do you live I will take you on a date if you are cute and don't have a man voice or face
>>27520649
I didn't mean to tease you but there's a boy near me who I've got a significant crush on. He wouldn't approve of me posting my pictures online and I don't want to hurt my chances with him if he found out. Sorry anon, it's nice of you to say that stuff though.
>>27520608
Because "I want a dominant guy" usually means they want a father to babysit them.
But the dominant men are the same, too. If they're fine with (or prefer) a passive log in bed then they usually want a passive woman outside of bed, too.
You can't have your cake and eat it, too.
>>27520502
Understood.
>>27520506
Well women also age and shit, when I think about a long term relationship you kinda have to understand shit may happen and you also gotta endure the flaws for your significant other while still trying to help them improve.
Or at least that's what's the two people should do since it's kinda of a co-op party and you don't fuck you gotta heal your tank else the team wipes.
>>27520564
There's a shitload of women who can't have children and that doesn't make them less valuable as a partner, you gotta understand it's about someone's beloved significant other, let's put that way.
Someone could be missing an eye and thus not valuable in the eyes of others but to their partner they are the MVP.
>>27520717
>hon
kek
>>27520608
You're a rare kind, I'm the same way but if you doubt what I'm saying just ask trans girls about their experiences. Most guys willing to do that suck, be proud that you're an exception to the rule.
I actually had the opposite problem in my relationship where she wanted me to treat her kind of shitty outside the bedroom and I didn't want to but all of her other relationships went that way, it's what she's used to.
>>27520704
Uhh early 30s for two ppl that I'm thinking of
>>27520713
The last robot that asked me out never followed through and I total intended to meet him irl.
>>27520704
I forgot to include this in my last post:
<3
The most abysmal thing about the trap craze is that I cannot find any SFM porn where not everyone has a huge cock. I try to find normal porn of a girl masturbating in SFM, bam HUGE weenie. Every goddamn time.
>>27520767
I am more desperate than him
>>27519372
holy shit, why is ever thread trap shills now
>>27520502
>intellectual equal
>want to be a housewife
Leeches are pests, not equals.
>>27520795
Don't you have a boy/girlfriend already that you do streams with?
>>27519372
id never do it, but congrats to you for being happy
take what you can get man
is boipucci best pucci?
>>27519372
we already knew you fucked men OP, no amount of make up will turn a man into a woman.
>>27520717
Oh my wounded heart. Gl finding your Marten tho.
>>27520767
I guess being a fuckboi doesn't have an agelimit? I dunno, me I like the idea of making you cry with the whip and then taking you to Cold Stone afterwards. Hope you have better luck in the future. Pro-tip: look for confident, calm men.
That robot sounds like a faggot, why would he turn you down? Every trap trip has like a hundred orbiters, and this nignog gets chosen and bails?
>>27520906
All pussy is good, anon. But boipucci is just a little bit better ;)
Finally I may post again :D
>>27521102
Did you get muted for being a nazi outside pol again?
>>27521131
Nah, for evading the robot by typing "original comment" at the end of a post lol. Guess I abused it too much.
Sorry jannies, I'll behave ;_; I promise.
>>27521092
Thanks bb. Idk, I thought he was pretty cute and he wanted to know if I wanted to meet up for casual sex. I told him that I wanted to get a drink and we could see where things went but I never heard from him again after that
>>27521102
Please have mercy. Every time you show up you say something way too stimulating and I can't help myself.
I dated a tranny once and it was a very positive experience for me. Good for you OP.
I'm so jealous OP. I just want a cute trap...please, I'm over women, only men can understand men.
>>27521240Time for your medicine, anon. Close your eyes, open wide and stick out your tongue. I promise I'll be quick. Please be a good boy/grill and swallow it all for me.
Is that stimulating enough for you????? Save that mental image for the fap bank, it's free of charge.
>>27521553
Yeah that's about right.
We'll see about saving it though, I'm thinking right now's the time to cash in. You're seriously too good at that for it to be fair. Lots of love! <3
>>27519372
your homosexual fantasies can be posted here: >>>/lgbt/
>>27519715
still looks like a man even with the dick shopped out lol
>>27519779
practice boyfriends*
ftfy
>>27519818
>How do I meet a trap?
visit your local gay bar
ive fucked several tranny prostitutes, some very passable expensive good looking ones and other cheap ugly ones
None of them have been better than real women and I while some have been pretty cool the social repercussions that come with hanging out with one isnt really worth it
either way its a hot fetish if you get to finally accomplish it
>>27521733
did you catch hiv from fucking those dudes
>>27521757
Probably. I have aids from letting so Many bbcs cum in my ass
Im happy for you op I'm glad you're happy!
>>27519483
do you have any pics of you together?
>>27521553
I used a pic of you to troll /k/ it was kekworthy
>>27521779
Was it the black guys that treated you like shit? And what's the biggest/thickest dick you've taken?
>>27521553
I wish there was a place to read other stuff like this.
>>27519483
>implying she's not using you for attention like all the others
>tfw u are qt trap but I realized it late and will soon be an old hon
>>27521102
What is your favourite pizza topping, Pizza?
>>27522284
She's...busy
>>27522463
Doing what?
Greentext pls, even if not lewd
>>27522463
>>27521553
Respond, dammit to >>27522497
>tfw kind of want to post about trap i talk to but know she might see it
PANIC
>>27519372
Glad you're happy.
>tfw no gf
JUST
>>27523090
Just greentext
>>27522008
Nice, tell me more. I bet /k/ had nice things to say about me.
>little do they know I'm a staunch supporter of our 2nd amendment rights
>>27521631
Have fun!
>>27522009
>It's aids related satire
>>27522116
Literotica. Shit, I should sell lewd novels. I could make a killing.
>>27522284
I love "garbage" pizza loaded with all kinds of nummy veggies n things. Except olives. FUCK olives. I also really like regular cheesey pizza doused in hot sauce.
>>27522463
o.o; shhh
>>27522497
Doing.. doing my taxes, yeah.
>>27523090
Yes, I will see it, but you should say it anyways.
>>27523184
>not sharing lewd stories of what you and Maddie just did
What happened to you
>>27523181
>>27523184
>start talking to trap
>we get along pretty well
>kind of like trap and really like how we interact
>trap starts to get distant, worry she's getting bored of me
>suddenly wondering when I got attached enough to be scared by the idea of her growing bored of me
>tfw don't want her to leave even though she's never really given me reason to think she would
>tfw have abandonment issues and always worry people are going to leave me
>don't want to talk about it because no one likes people with abandonment issues who get all paranoid over nothing 'cause they're a chore to be around
>all these feels
>tfw never know what to do when she's sad or not feeling good about herself
>tfw just want to snuggle her and tell her cute things until she feels better but know I can't fix it
That's about it.
>>27523329
Is this irl? That wasn't lewd at all.
Pizza pick up the slack
>>27523184
>>27523388
It was never about pizza ya idiot. I also never said it was lewd or irl. Your reading comprehension needs some work, bud.
>>27523184
I crashed their "no homo" thread about being a fit operator, and tried to convince them to become traps for "tactical" reasons. I posted a pic of you with text "trap for Rhodesia" they started calling me a degenerate, and I started offering blowjobs.
>>27523290
Out of respect for her. She's pure, unlike me.Also, meanies from /mtfg/ would probably bully her about it.
>>27523329
I totally relate to having abandonment issues.. probably why I crave attention so much. Many of the people I've had feelings for have left me, family pretends I don't exist, friends from highschool told me to fuck off ;_;
>>27523430
Lmao that is genius. Couldn't have done it better myself. Which picture of me did you use?
>>27519372
How does it feel, giving up what little manhood and pride you had? You know you'll never get it back now.
>>27523463
>even pizza has a gf now
>feel lonely even though I usually just lurk
Shieeeeeeet
>>27523472
i never had anything to be proud of and I make a sorry excuse for a man
You should just drop the facade and call these a general threads.
I don't know what to name it, maybe /tog/ for tranny orbiter general?
Or you could go to /soc/ or /b/.
a trap liked my profile on okay cupid and she's hotter than most of the real girls on there what should i do r9k
>>27522463
Maddie, share stories, don't be a damn prude.
>>27523575
Pizza is a good girl :3c
>>27519372
Pls leave lgtkbbq
You funked a bloke in the shitter. Congrats, degenerate
>>27523597
I CAN'T JERK OFF TO THAT YOU BITCH
>>27519509
call me old-fashioned, but fucking a literal man doesn't come close to beating loneliness
>>27523463
>>>/k/thread/29412167#p29430806
Your adventure starts here.
![sample-2546b9e15f229a2e68c18ae514cfafdf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Gh8hLh.jpg "sample-2546b9e15f229a2e68c18ae514cfafdf[1].jpg")
Pizza, this might be a weird request, when I meet you in 3D can you punch me in the face?
>>27523689
>>>/k/29430806
I fucked up the link, try 2
>mfw thinking about pizza
>>27523499
>even pizza has a gf
The heck is that paposed to mean???
>>27523597
:3c 4 u
>>27523689
>>27523761
Lol good times. I think some of them thought it was really me.
>>27523742
I'm way too nice to ever do that irl, sorry. Instead I would give you a nice long hug and rub your back.
>>27524044
All of the effort I put in, and I still didn't get a big dicked /k/ommando. Feelsbadman
>>27524044
you were our lewd trap, idiot
>>27523562
If you want to fuck a trap then fuck a trap. Why give a fuck whether or not is gay? If you want to do it, do it.
>>27520123
Maddie isn't that manface. More like man bod
>>27524042
I feel the same when thinking about my qt trap. Why must we be so far apart?
>>27524552
I'm All Man bb
>>27519779
holy shit, you're a sociopath
Only a real man could capture pizza's heart which is why none of you beta cucks ever did
>>27524642
>bragging
pretty rude, desu
>>27524198
Better luck next time!
>>27524242
No need to be salty. Still gonna share lewds with you guys don't worry.
>>27524552
Please do not bully. She has a nice body. Trust me, I would know.;)
>>27524777
Pizza has given me luck, my Faggotry shall be successful
I used to think I was falling for the trap meme, started slowly with really feminine ones.
Then after I got really into Futa, I got into traps with huge dicks and balls but with feminine bodies.
Then just generally traps and Futa dominating women and men with their big tools.
And then it hit me; it's all to do with me just wanting to fuck something feminine looking. The horny takes over and you just really wanna ram a feminine sissy up against the wall, hold them up by the legs and straddle them on your dick, and grope their soft ass and supple breasts daily.
I feel bad for anyone who thinks they're into traps for similar reasons and then can't actually get it up or feel the same feeling when the time arrives for fucking.
>>27524777
>She has a nice body
Are we looking at the same picture?
>>27519372
You're preaching to the choir.
>>27519372
I would say I'm happy for you, but I'm far too jealous for that to be true
Where can I find a trap gf?
I've asked around before and got called a chaser.
Do traps really expect to get guys who aren't attracted to trans girls??
I don't understand?
Any qt traps in the Las Vegas area?
>>27525558
Trap here. All guys I've dated are people I've met from jobs. They didn't know, and I've definitely had scary moments when I told them (before hooking up obviously) I'm 3/5 on guys being okay with it.
Liking Traps is gay, and OP is a faggot
