What is the creepiest thing you have ever done to a girl?
>>27519046
I feel like everything I do to a girl is creepy. That's why I know my place and avoid them as much as possible.
>>27519092
Has any girl ever confirmed that to you though?
>texted my female friend saying lets have sex
>asked another female friend if she wanted to make out while hanging out in my car
>put my sister's panties in my shoes so I could feel them without anyone seeing
>walked up to a random girl, took her hand, and tried to make her walk with me without saying a word
>>27519334
You know, it's weird thinking about the last one. I didn't grab her hand, I just held my hand out and she put her hand in mine, almost out of instinct. Why did she give me her hand in the first place? Did she expect me to do something NOT creepy?
>>27519223
Not him, but i was talking to this girl and i thought i was being completely normal and then i found out she was saying i was creepy behind my back. Pretty much gave up at that point.
>>27519046
I asked a girl out while not being tall and rich. She ran away. I felt like shit.
>>27519046
Showed her dank memes from /int/.
I peed on a drunk girl once hoping she wouldn't remember
[Spoiler]she did[/spoiler]
>>27519334
>last two
What the fuck man?
>>27519223
A few times, women don't false flag me much at all. Which is really a good thing, I couldn't identify behaviors that were actually creepy were they constantly crying wolf. Helps me keep myself in constant check.
If they don't want anything to do with me, they don't want anything to do with me. It's that simple.
is good bait tho
>family goes to water park for vacation
>lots of hot sexy babes stewing in wave pool
>swim underwater like a sneaky jaws shark
>mush my face into girlbutts 'accidentally'
>periscope up, apologize, then dive dive dive
>30 minutes later until life guard kicks me out
>another time my family went to myrtle beach
>all these hot sexxxy babes give me bonner
>hatch master plan to touch my first (and last) boob
>walk up to girl, grab her boob then run like fuck
>slow girls can't catch my crazy bonner speed
>jerked off in a crowded hot tub later that night
youth is truly a wonderful thing lads
>>27519046
Exist within a 10 mile radius of their current location.
The creepiest thing I ever did was pretend my grandmother died so I could get a pity hug from this one girl I liked (my grandmother didn't die then, she was actually dead for a long time).
I don't know why I did it, I wasn't even desperate, I was just kind of bored.
>>27519602
Did you touch one or two?
>>27519046
Stole a girls used bikini and wore her bikini bottom under my jeans
It made me have a boner at all times
>>27519602
You are truly a golden god. An idol for us all to worship.
>>27519602
How old were you in both stories
>>27519805
>impossibly high standards of morality
:^^^^^^^^^^^^)))))))))))))))))))))
>>27519826
Horny teenager and old enough to be unsupervised so like 13-16 probably? It's been a long time so I don't really remember.
At myrtle beach I also used the hotel phone to call a sex chat line (internet porn wasn't a thing back then) thinking that my parents wouldn't find out since it wasn't our home phone.
>girl sitting next to me with a big brown smudge on her leg
>decide to lick my finger and try to rub it off
>it was a birthmark
>>27519046
Used to kick girls I like in elementary school. Also stalked my hs sweetheart, drove to her house and watched her silhouette through the windows.
8th grade. I got offered a small digital camera. Early days of digital cameras. It could hold like 20 very low quality photos and didn't even had an lcd.
Took pictures of the sexiest bitch of my class when she came to school wearing a short skirt to jerk off later. Wasn't caught.
Went with my parents to stay a weekend in a country house of their friends. They have daughter, but she was already in her 20's so she went somewhere else that weekend with some friends and i stayed in her room.
Obviously starting spying around to actually see how a bedroom of a chick in her 20's is. Found she has high heels shoes. My biggest kink are those, but i'm an only child and my mother doesn't wear them, so this was basically this 1st time i was that close to high heels. Fucking hell..couldn't sleep that night, i must have jerked off to her shoes 6 or 7 times that night.
>>27519856
>thinking I was being sarcastic
I'm the guy who put his sister's panties in his shoes, senpai.
I actually legitimately admire your balls.
>>27519223
>a girl once called me creepy/"pedophile-y" for smiling
>a girl once called me creepy cause I learn music by ear pretty easily
>a girl called me creepy for having a low voice
it means nothing. it's just a filler-word to them like "dude" or "senpai"
>>27519602
Your next goal is it fap in bushes then jump out near orgasm and try to give a girl a facial
>>27520004
>>>27519223
>a girl once called me creepy cause I learn music by ear pretty easily
Please teach me how senpai, I'm suffering
>>27519046
>grope the shit out of her while in the bus at night
>got her to feel the size of my dick
>mfw she didn't mind cus she was leading me on anyway
never doing that shit again
actual real girl here (!VAGINA!!)
i love creepy guys
please be creepier, boys
>>27520652
please be my girlfriend
i will hand wash your panties
>>27519046
Gaddafi did nothing wrong.
>>27519046
Met a chick off craiglist. Did anal without a condom and the did vaginal sex without cleaning penis. It sorta freaked me out but we were high off coke. The next day I said we should be safer & do less and she said she agreed and was thinking that too.
>>27519046
I got access to her iCloud and downloaded her nudes.
>>27519602
I'm crying
Originalo michalo postalo
>>27522684
kek
orijinaru
>>27519223
Not the same guy but many girls compared me to Norman Bates. Weird, cause I didn't expect so many girls in my life to know what physco is.
>>27521594
>sodomy
>poopdick
>cocayne
REEEEEEEEEE
i wrote her an album. actually multiple albums
dumbest shit i ever did for real
pretty dope album tho so thats cool
Preformed a blood choke on a girl till she was knocked out, then throw her in a dumpster and poured urine on her as she came to because someone payed me quite will to do it. They even provided the urine.
I was cuddling a girl and she fell asleep and her head rolled over to me, I didn't realize she was sleeping and kissed her. She woke up and I haven't seen her since
>>27519046
>2011
>14 years old
>family trip to this nice place in Puerto Rico
>I only get one day to go to the fortresses, so bored at beach rest of the day with nothing to do
>sleep in the hammock every day there
>wake up at one point
>area around my hammock is cleared away
>wtf.jpg
>soon find out why
>there is a model photo shoot like twenty feet away
>hnnnnnnng
>figure out a way to masturbate without being noticed while staring at them in their beautiful poses
>on a public beach
>>27519046
Told her I like incest anime.
>>27520652
i want to see you walk in front of me at the mall for a while as you exagerate your hip movements for me since you know im checking you out cause dat booty fire.
>be 4th grader in a gymnastics and jazz dance class because my dad thought it would help with kickboxing
>Be only boy in both the dance and gymnastics class
>actually enjoyed going to the classes
>until I found out I had to do a recital on stage.....in front of a crowd........wearing a really tight costume (which I would be more than happy to wear today)
>didn't know how to tell parents I didn't want to do the recital so I needed a reason to quit going to class
>Give my best friend in there a titty twister
>she cries, teacher and rest of class console her and I apologize, I didn't mean to hurt her
>tell my parents I don't want to go back after
>never go back
>never see her again
I wish I wouldn't have done that to her, and I wish I would have done the recital and kept going to the classes. I was in heaven and I didn't even know it, the only boy surrounded by 20 qts.
If I kept going I probably would be a lot less autistic and I might even have a gf.
>be me in high school
>chadbrodudethundercock
>dating a chick with autist younger brother
>have to let him hang w/me and friends so I can get dat puss
>little bastard spills pop all over my xbox
>a week goes by, go to party, gf brought the sperg with her
>force feed the little fucker booze all night
>when he goes to pass out I direct him to a bedroom with another chick already passed out in it
>wait 15 minutes go back to bedroom
>both a passed out hard
>jerk off on chicks face, shit on her chest
>tell the spergs sister to go check on him
Never had to hang with that little cretin again.
jerked off in the ocean to those gorgeous bikini bods
Wrote her a 10 page love letter. She handed it straight to her school counselor and I got a 1 day suspension for harassment.
>>27519046
I played with this girl's hair in class every day for like three months. Jus lightly brushing it and messing with it. We still ate lunch together every day though, so I guess she was too creeped out to say anything.
>>27519367
>I didn't grab her hand, I just held my hand out and she put her hand in mine, almost out of instinct
That's sweet, man. Didn't go anywhere?
Looked for that screncap of anon who was hugged by a little girl on the bus and couldn't find it.
I grabbed a girl's butt and humped her really hard, I grunted pretty loudly, she didn't tell on me though.
In high school I would follow hot girls up the stairs with my face as close to their ass as possible.I kept doing it after they caught on and started avoiding me
>>27519046
Creepshotting.
I deleted my folder out of fear.
>>27525278I have a creep droneIt's a small drone I built and mounted with a phone camera but it gets the job doneI'd never share any pictures, I'm not too sure about the legality and on top of that I don't want people knowing where I live
>7th grade
>horny ass kid
>pretend to sleep in math class
>actually cracked eyelids with A1 view of low cut shirt girl
>ghost rub foreskin through pants on the daily
>>27519046
I put her penis into a chastity cage.
She was into it though, so it's cool.
Telling her I loved her when she didn't feel anything back.
I use to peep on my sister and cousin in the bathroom before and after they shower and fap. I also use to fap into my sisters (and sometimes my moms) panties.
can't really remember anything
has anyone ever done things to a girls feet (like suck on their toes or something) while they were drunk or asleep?
>>27526848
>ghost rub foreskin through pants on the daily.
mfw
any fembots in this thread ever get creeped on and enjoy it?
be it a handsome guy or an autistic robot?
please tell of your experiences.
>>27527099
I enjoy it at this point because I'm not scared anymore.
>>27519046
>In school
>Grounded so I didn't have lunch time for a week (I had to stay In the class, but the teacher left me alone because idk)
>Like this girl so much
>see a bottle of water In her backpack
>take it, open it and rub my dick all inside of it
>make a little smile when I saw her drinking from the bottle
I was in high school
Petite busty girl was in my class.
Huge tits. God tier epic boobs on a small, tight, athletic frame. She had to wear a special bra and everything. They were unfuckingbelievable on a 17 year old girl.
Pic related is close to what we're talking about here. But she was even skinnier than this girl
Big tits are my fetish.
This girl was in 2 of my classes and I stared at her tits every day for 2 years of high school.
But that's not the creepy part.
So in one of my classes we were doing some exercise where we were all stood in a circle with our arms out to our sides.
Like elbows in at the waist and hands out. Like the lords prayer if you know what I mean.
Anyway, we were all crammed in pretty tight together and I had strategically placed myself next to girl with huge tits.
We all put our arms out and this meant we were all touching each other because everyone was so crammed in close.
The girl and my heights relative to each other meant that my right forearm was pressed into her left breast.
I just left my arm there and pretended it was normal throughout this entire thing we were doing. (I can't even remember wtf it was.)
But it went on for at least a good 10-15 minutes.
And if you've ever stood still for a while you'll know that you don't really stand still because breathing, shifting your weight, etc.
So between her small movements and my small movements my arm was moving subtly around her breast and occasionally pressing into it hard enough that I could feel the softness and the squishiness of it.
It compressed under my arm and would start to press in around it.
I looked straight ahead for all 15 minutes with the most professional poker face I have ever and likely will ever pull.
My plan was to feign ignorance if she took issue. But she never did.
We both stood there for a good 15 minutes with her tits pressed up against my arm.
>>27519602
you make me proud based anon, godspeed sir...godspeed
>>27519046
Never really done anything that creepy, probably just awkward/cringy messages.
Apparently I grabbed a girl's boob once when I was extremely drunk, though.
>>27520652
>actual real girl here (!VAGINA!!)
>i love creepy guys
>please be creepier, boys
Is it weird that I kind of suspect girls really do enjoy it?
ive been stalking my ex for over a year
she must know, because she covered her tracks super well and its hard as shit for me to find out anything about her
>end up in bedroom with passed out drunk girl at party
>jerk off next to her and slap my dick against her sleeping face
>take off her pants and cum on her ass
>clean it up with my shirt and fall asleep next to her
>next morning she asks if we had sex
>tell her we didn't and I was just in the bed because I didn't want to sleep on the floor
I think about this all the time and it makes me want to vomit
Where the fuck do I begin?
>Stole my uncle's wife's panties twice and came on them before returning them to their dirty laundry
>Liked to rub my cousin's belly when we were both 9-10, I just loved that cute round thing and she never found it weird
>Tried to kiss another cousin with nice tits once and passed it off as a prank
>Used to feel up a chubby blonde girl's thighs in middle school when we rode the bus together, she liked me for some reason so she never complained
>One day we were walking together on an empty streer and I just rammed my middle finger between her asscheeks (trough her skirt though)
>When my favorite teacher was pregnant I'd always try to touch her belly but never managed to
>When yet another cousin got pregnant I'd invent any excuse to go to her house and feel and kiss her belly, for some reason she always let me and I even got to lick her navel, yes, lick and play with my tongue inside it, although it was very shallow due to the pregnancy
>In high school I almost got a gf, but fucked things up and she ended up hating me, so I did the only reasonable thing and cut her name into my skin with a razor blade, then procceeded to tell her, she reacted exactly as you'd expect. Yes, her name is still there even though I hadn't thought about her in almost a year before writing this
I think that's it but I might just be supressing stuff.
>>27519046
RIP Gadaffi.
Never forget, never forgive.
Fuck the SurrenderMonkeys and Obongo, they deserve to Live in Libya after what they have done
I held a girl to the ground and fucked her mouth, choked her, made her lick my ass and then came on her face.
>>27525130
It's kind of weird that she kept hanging out with you. Was she just insanely shy, or was she into it?
>>27519046
I told her 'I love you'
>>27529292
It's not Obongo who commands army directly. It's state secretary. It was Hillary at the moment. Mind the fact, that Qaddafi was willing to solve stuff peacefully, and there was almost nothing that the US could get out of the war. Still, Hillary was in the "HURR DURR REMUV KEBAB DOG BLESS AMERIGA" mode.
>>27519888
checked, also that is funny af
>>27519046
I once stalked my ex gf and sat in a tree dressed all in black/camo way behind her house just watching her watch TV for at least half an hour
>>27519223
I have been called creepy by one girl, but one is all it takes
>>27524904
>10 page
You prolix bastard.
>>27527099
I've never enjoyed it. Maybe because I'm a wimp, or maybe because I don't really know how to handle attention.
>be hs freshman in band
>get assigned this guy as my senior buddy
>has iffy skin, otherwise acts like chad and seems cool to most others
>sits with me at meals during band camp, trying to get me to eat disgusting concoctions made from others' leftovers all mixed together
>asks for hugs all the time, but I am not a hugger
>asks me out at a football game we had to march at
>tell him no
>I'm on the top of the bleachers, he's one seat below me
>grabs me by the ankles and drags me to the bottom
>instinctively dig my very long fingernails into his neck, scarring him for life
>he runs off with my band shoes, and never game them back (but he did eventually return the laces)
>gets my number somehow, calls at all hours
>asks me to the movies
>go to my mom and ask her what I should do, explain that I don't want to go but am starting to feel guilty about not giving him a chance bc maybe he just doesn't know how to express himself or some shit
>she says she'll think about it
>goes over some self defense moves with me (she used to be a cop)
>fail at them pretty pathetically
>"femanon, you're telling him no. just tell him that your dad and I forbid it."
>he gets really angry and starts driving by my house at random times to see if I'm home throughout my hs years, still calling me up once and awhile (we didn't have caller id)
>even after I moved far away, would send creepy messages on fb every few months
>blocked his acct, he kept making throwaways pretending to be someone else
>eventually he gave up
I just hope that weird fucker finally found somebody who makes him happy.
>>27530577
there are different types of creeps, i guess you shouldve mentioned that yours happened to be a stalker. either way, great input fembot.
highly appreciate it.
not creepy but extremely autistic
>be at gym
>walk out of men's restrooms
>see qt.34 walking towards me
>hold the door open for her
>she gives me a confused look
>realize what i just did
>mfw
>>27530689
this is a bad feeling
>>27530689
If I was her, I would have found that hilarious and assumed you were trolling me IRL.
>>27519602
>>slow girls can't catch my crazy bonner speed
fucking amazing, anon
>>27530577
>he runs off with my band shoes, and never game them back (but he did eventually return the laces)
Why did he give back the shoelaces?
I was born.yes this is original
>>27530689
Don't worry, you can pass that action off as simply being a "force of habit"
I threw a rock at her
>you know you got a cringy story when you don't want to type it out on these threads
I stole my first (and only) kiss in the first grade with some girl I had no particular feelings for. It was recess, and she was on a bench for some reason, and I was talking to her at a normal distance away like a normal human bein. And I just closed the gap and kissed her out of nowhere. Honestly no regrets though, at least I kissed someone
>>27531789
Dont be a faggot
What are we gonna do, make fun of you?
>>27519046
Gave gave a girl an orgasm by rubbing her through her pants even though she wanted me to stop.
not sure if it's creepy
>sister is 16
>decent looking so guys all over her like white on rice
>tends to party and get drunk a lot
>come home one day. parents out for the night
>sister has party going on. she's shitfaced and making out in corner
>get everyone out of the house
>sister still in corner passed out
>bring her up to her bedroom
>take shorts and panties off
>get face cleaner. stuff looks like jizz
>squirt it in and around her vag, a little in her hair and on her cheek (seen her naked before so nothing to see here folks)
>she looks like she took a few loads
>shut her door and go to bed (after cleaning up the mess downstairs)
>next morning she's waking me up telling me she thinks she had unprotected sex last night
>"oh my god sis. what are you going to do? what if you get pregnant???"
>begs me to drive her to pharmacy to get Plan B pill
>drive her and pay for it myself
>download a bunch of shit on STD's for her to read
>"watch for symptoms sis"
>whole thing really straightened her out
>>27532266
Dude that's awesome
Cheers m8
>>27519602
Truly admirable.
>>27524405
>shit on her chest
>>27524405
>pop
Iowa pls go
>>27519046
Groped her ass while she was sleeping.
Pretty sure she knows but won't say anything kek.
this happened on here a few days ago
>>27519046
>high school
>my best friends girl friend who I've known longer asks me to help her stalk my best friend
>sure.jpg
>middle of the night she's peeking through his windows
>she's wearing leggings so I can see every detail/curve on her ass
>build up the courage to rub my cock on her ass cheek
>hooly shit this feels good
>neighbor walks out for a smoke
>put my shit away
>don't think anyone noticed
>bullet dodged.jpg
>couple years later I'm the best man to their wedding
>>27533387
>"Oh anon, I'd much rather drink straight from the bottle *wink*"
>>27519046
Went through her locker in middle school, found her gym clothes in there sniffed em. Had a great fap when I got home.
>hanging out with friend at her place
>start drinking
>end up getting shit faced daytime drunk with her
>gets late and we share her bed
>shes out like a light
>her big ass boobs are right in my face
>drunk as hell me decided now was a great time to compare boobs
>probably played with her boobs for a solid half hour before passing out
>she woke up the next day confuse why she didn't have a shirt on
