My birthday is tomorrow. My sister told me that she's setting me up a hotel room to throw my party at.
Here are the problems
>I have no idea how to throw a party, or how to entertain guests
>don't have friends
>the people that come to mind for inviting, would probably hate me for throwing a shit party
>would probably be offended that I haven't contacted them in months and am only contacting them now because I need friends
>too beta to tell my sister I can't throw a party
I was thinking of spending the night alone in the hotel room doing nothing.
>>27519024
is it normal to throw parties at hotel rooms? not that I go to lots of parties or anything, but never heard of one around here.
>>27519024
Pretend to be insecure about aging. Say that you just want to keep a low profile for your birthday.
My birthday is today and its just feels like another day
Just tell your sister that you don't wanna throw a party, or just invite a bunch of robots to your party and sperg out with them or something.
>>27519720
I mean, I'm pretty sure a couple of robots here wouldn't mind helping another robot in need or something.
>>27519024
shes gonna get you a tranny hooker
>>27519720
Might sperg out with the 2 sperg friends I actually have.
Does the PS4 have any good party games?
>>27519989
>PS4
>Games
Good luck senpai ur gonna need it
>>27519024
Tell her you don't want one. What the fuck, man..
>>27519388
Good enough idea.
$50 to not have to deal with the puke stains and spilt beer the next day.
>>27519024
You in Oregon?
I'll go. I'll bring some beer and pizza and we can just bullshit around.
>>27519024
Is it some sort of landmark birthday like 21 or something?
FUCK my pathetic fucking life, I just looked at the average price of an embassy suite hotel room and my sister is about to waste $150 dollars on me.
>>27520149
I can't. My sister will go nuts trying to "help" if she ever finds out how much of a loser I am and I don't want to go through that.
>>27520203
Sorry m8. Poor amerifag.
>>27520448
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