>ITT: r9k all goes to school
inb4 one if you edgelords shoots up the place
>tfw sitting alone in the library at lunch time so I dont have to look at all the normies have fun.
>>27518977
>Oh shit somebody's shooting up the school
>THE WHITE KID BOUTTA DO IT SENPAI
Hey new kid, what kind of music do you listen to?
tfw fapping in the bathroom
>>27518977
I've got a few water bottles filled with hard liquor in my backpack. Anyone want to be my friend and get shitfaced drunk at lunch?
>Listening to Linkin Park while walking through the hallways
>Always having my ear buds in because it pained me to hear the laughs of normies all talking to their friends and making plans
>>27519065
>mfw I bought one and half of it was Gatorade
>>27519063
I did that multiple times. Would ditch lunch and just spend the 30 minutes jerking off in the stalls.
>>27519065
Sure man let's meet up behind the school and get shitfaced.
>>27519058
Nightcore Trap Reverse Hopstep Double Mixed Violin Rape-Core
>tfw playing slapjack out in the quad
>tfw getting ass kicked in the locker room
>tfw procrastinating my essay
>tfw too scared to approach my crush
>>27518977
>tfw i walked around the school in circles while eating at lunch time and tried my best to be invisible
did anyone else do this? it really sucked but leaving campus was worse because all the seniors left campus and they would see me be alone and awkward and bad
Anyone wanna ditch class and sneak off to the computer lab and play old school flash games?
>running through the corridors like naruto
>throwing paper shurikens at teachers
*skips school to play cs 1.6*
lmfaoing @ u lames
>>27519142
I feel your pain, anon.
I did laps around the school during lunchtime as well.
I would constantly get yelled at my teachers to either get to class/the lunch room. One time a security guard questioned me because it turned out he was following me around during one of my laps and thought I was ditching. I stumbled over myself and ended up getting after school detention where my bully was and got abused for the whole hour.
I hated school.
>tfw hated teacher so tried flinging shit at him, but missed and splattered on the board
>>27519151
Sure man. I heard they got some good shit on new grounds.
>tfw reinstalling counter-strike erryday
You'll never stop me, Mr. Main.
>dat blatantly pedophile woodshop teacher
>installing Minecraft onto the school computer
>downloading porn onto the school computer
>changing the backgrounds on every monitor to a Nazi flag
>putting my gum under the desk every day
Hehehe
God, high school was so lonely you guys...
>*crawls into the back of the classroom clad in all-black*
>*sheds backpack, coat, etc. in one single, loud heap*
>*drinks an energy drink*
>*doodles a cigarette*
>*falls asleep at desk*
>>27519317
>gum
fucking normie
>>27519300
>that subtly pedophile Spanish teacher
>going to shit school
>wish I picked the good school
This was all I thought about. Maybe should have switched.
Fucking autists throwing shit over the stalls again
FUCK YOU GUYS, I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU
>>27518977
> Sitting around a table with some friends, we don't have much to talk about. Really fucking boring.
> A lanky guy is laughing watching some gore on his phone. He explains he's using 4chan.
> I download clover and begin to browse, going from board to board. I start on b, move to vg, end up in pol.
> Use the site daily for the rest of my life.
> Experience the Ukraine crisis with other anons
> Experience many fresh memes
> My life starts going to shit so I switch to R9K and Pol
> I leave school with decent grades but few happy memories and a couple of friends that I meet up with every few months.
> 4chan
>Spending the entire language class, which is four days a week, doing nothing but making ridiculously stupid photoshops of teachers and admins
tfw eating 2 candy bars for lunch in the bathroom stall every day
I got called to the principle office for looking at an airsoft gun online 3 days earlier.
Man, Rowling is taking forever to write book 5.
>be really horny in class
>drop things near girls' asses, go to pick them up and get a snealy feel
>cum in underwear
Anyone else here get expelled for joking about shooting up the place?
>>27519300
>that really hot young foreign language teacher
>>27519439
Greentext now, faggot
>>27519425
It sucks walking around all day with a sticky dick. ;_;
>>27519300
>dat baller woodshop teacher that didn't give a shit about anything and whose sole existence was to make life hell for the admins because they saw him as nothing but a money pit
>going to school
lmaoing at your life
>Eating lunch in the physics room alone, even the awkward geeks their look at me in pity, I am even below them, fucking depressed.
>Im going to quietly listen to some music and browse the internet on my Samsung galaxy phone, or maybe get some of my homework done.
>Looking forward to getting home so that I can spend an hour and a half biking these wonderful hill paths, cram homework, then watching anime on my bed eating junk food, masturbate, browse 4chan, or play the 'vidya'.
>Go to bed very late, and depressed since I know I am ungodly horny and getting sex was impossible, can't even relate to my peers or speak normally.
>Something is wrong with me and nobody understands my pain mentality.
>God, why must I suffer, what can I do, oh woe is me.
>>27518977
I sit in the library because it's hot as fuck.
>>27519486
Jesus fucking Christ anon, those are some heavy feels.
Very relatable.
>jerking off underneath desk
>spray load underneath desk and on pants
>start crying
>>27519482
>be IT kid, friends with baller IT guy, shoot the shit at lunch, talk about vidya
>go to woodshop
>get iron filings blown into your eyes by chad
>go to nurse's office
>get coldsore inside eyeball due to inflammation of the cornea
>extreme bloodshot.jpg
>blood in eye subsides, leaves behind iron deposits
>heterochromia
>now look weird as fuck but pick up anime chicks
>found out chad was beaten to death in prison a few days ago
feelsgoodman
Who wants to join my anarcho-communist club? We have traditional vodka.
>>27519568
post pic of eyes plox
>>27519589
I will if I can get shitfaced and wear one of those swanky ushankas
>>27519589
>an-coms
Fuk off
>>27519589
Why is every teenager at one point an edgy communist or anarchist? Why?
>>27519103
That's pretty shitty man. I wouldn't do you dirty like that
>>27519108
You can handle yourself at least a little bit right? I don't want you blowing up my routine and end up getting a call home about being drunk at school. Might have to kill you if that happens
>>27519660
Yeah man it's all good. I can handle my liquor just fine.
>>27519656
because rejection of parents ideals (aka capitalism) is extremely common among teens, and because everyone grows up hearing about the cold war and how russia was communist and america was capitalist, the idea is that communism is the opposite of capitalism, which is is, and then they take it up as a form of shitty rebellion
>>27519300
like anyone would want to 'r' you
>>27519656
>Why is every teenager at one point an edgy communist or anarchist? Why?
no, only the redditors i think
>get in trouble
>be assigned to sharpen boxes of pencils in seclusion as punishment
>get bored of sharpening pencils
>notice the ceiling is made of cork
>throw pencils into ceiling
>get in more trouble
>get assigned to clap all of the erasers clean
>dust up the room
>(cough) (cough) "Anon, do it outside."
>go outside
>see brick wall
>pat wall and turn it into chalk
>get in more trouble
>have autist friend
>pay him 5 bucks to pour his soda on the big black kid's nice shoes
>he does
>gets punched super hard
>we all get in trouble
>>27519765
Jesus you were a problem child.
>>27519482
>be retarded freshman, it's April tho, so almost done
>run my fucking thumb through a disk sander
>get 2nd degree abrasion burns
>"Hey Mr. A, I should go see the nurse about this"
>k
>nurse doesn't do shit, just puts a bandage on it
>call my mom to take me to the 24 hour clinic down the street
>"Mr. A, I'm out to go see a real doctor"
>"LOL anon, you fucking pussy!"
>mfw he actually responded with that
Took his class again the next year though, he was great
Also, the nurse REALLY fucked up the treatment, had to get burn cream, and treat it myself for two weeks
>>27519784
I miss it so much. I'll try to think of more in the meantime.
>>27519717
Fatal last words :)
>have no friends
>spend lunch in library
>two guys with guns demand that all jocks stand up
>mfw safe
>>27519920
>tfw the one day you didn't wear your white hat to school
Winning.
>>27519920
kek same here famio
Every lunch break I just watch anime on my phone in the library
>>27518977
It's been so long r9k doesn't even remember what school was like. Get a life faggers.
>>27519337
Chewing gum now makes you a normie?
I only did it because my breath fucking wreaked since I never brushed my teeth.
>>27518977
Im also in the library or in the hallways somewhere
>>27519971
>be autist
>walk to school for 30 minutes because being on a bus with people was too much
>wear the same black hoodie everyday
>never talk in class
>always have head down when the teacher says it's free time
>spent lunch in the library listening to music on my ipod
>walk home
>shitpost on 4chan until 2am
I had fun times in high school honestly, those were some of the funnest times in my life because I truly felt like myself. Now I'm just a gay wagecuck
>>27519300
ours was the gym teacher, he would chat up all the jailbait
>>27520058
Yeah. In every school there's always that one slightly/full on pedo gym teacher that befriended the girls and messed around with them.
Every. time.
>>27519862
okay here are a couple of more
>injure ankle so can't attend PE
>be bored and lonely in the locker room
>PE teacher takes pity on me
>it's school policy to buy a specific kind of combination lock for the lockers
>assigns me to cut off the off-brand ones with bolt cutters
>have fun cutting off locks with the bolt cutters
>finish job too soon and get bored again
>school is on a year round schedule so a different quarter of the student body is on vacation at any given time
>am bored, alone, in a locker room, with bolt cutters
>start cutting off random locks of the students that are on vacation
>nobody seems to notice
>few weeks pass and they come back
>get in trouble and assigned to sharpen pencils
>be on school camping trip
>get put in a cabin with a group of students I don't know
>two of them really don't get along
>they constantly argue
>afternoon free time comes along
>don't know anybody so just sit in the cabin by myself
>get bored
>notice candy bar on one of their beds
>eat it
>chuck wrapper on the guy he argues with's bed
>leave and go swimming in the pool for a bit
>free time ends and we all come back
>kid flips out and obviously accuses the other kid
>other kid is furious because he's innocent
>they fight and get in trouble
>nobody ever finds out I did it
>the retard class is down the hallway
>muffled 'ahduuurrrr's and 'uureaaaeeuuugh!?'s, crying, farting, and screaming can be heard in the distance
the tards are coming, and there's only one wrangler... what do you do?
>>27519738
I love who capitalist teens glorify communist ussr when they've never seen how shit it is.
>>27518977
>about to go shoot up the schoolBlow it up instead
>>27520237
>>it's school policy to buy a specific kind of combination lock for the lockers
>>assigns me to cut off the off-brand ones with bolt cutters
Sounds like bullshit
>all that you got for breaking locks and leaving people's stuff out to get stolen is to sharpen pencils
Either you went to school in the 1960s or you're really bored making up stories this long
>>27519058
why do so many asians try to be niggers? I see so many of them dressed as swag fags on campus and even their females wear fitted hats.
>>27520279
Do my best to pretend not to notice them and act natural
Throw condescending looks at anybody who laughs at them
>stock photo school
I used to sit outside the chorus room in this one chair and eat sour punch straws and then rage to myself when it got my phone sticky during lunch.
Also skipped PE nearly every dad because the gym teacher was this chill young easygoing Chad who never noticed when I snuck off after taking attendance, i kept my backpack in the bathroom. One time i got caught by a janitor who told me i looked sneaky and i dropped a bunch of change and said in a squeaky voice that im not sneaking
>>27520296
How /devilish/ of you.
>>27520279
Run. I don't wanna get mixed up in the literal shit storm that's gonna happen.
>>27520308
It was a Catholic school, it might as well have been the 60s. It was the 90s though.
>>27519439
I got sent to the school police officer for entering "SecretNukeCodes/BombinObama" into the login screen. Some freshman girl thought it was a bomb threat. Ran the good ol' "it's just a prank, officer!" route. Didn't get in trouble.The next day I left "Way2GoSpaz" on the login screen and got yelled at by the computer teacher. Good thing she liked me.
You know the blog Mr Doob? I used to stare at that to fall asleep during lunch or in the conputer lab waiting for the bus, which i sometimes missed
Also, my cousins were extremely popular and we went to the same school. They were the hockey and lacrosse stars and the richest kids at the whole school
>>27520381
Why do normies never understand sarcasm or satire?
They literally think everything they see is the most serious thing fucking ever.
Really pisses me off.
>>27519142
I did it in jr high.
By high school they sent me to a literal (high functioning) autistic school.
I'm not sure I was diagnosed right. There's definitely something wrong with me, but looking at all the other kids, it just never felt like quote the right flavor of defectiveness.
Did anyone else have fun in high school? I had a great time, kind of shitty friends but not job/ responsibilities, easy school work, got to bang a few cuties( could have done alot more had I lifted and been more out going), sold pot/ smoked weed all day, went to a few parties. I think I peaked in high school anons.
>>27520437
If you had fun during high school, you're a fucking normie.
Leave now.
>>27520421
what are you doing now? that probably affected your whole life prospects
>>27520437
My autism blocked me from that
Thanks for reminding me. I had some girls interested in me (for what fucking reason I could never understand) but I had absolutely no clue what to say to girls. None
I just drank and slept and read my way through school
>>27519656
I'll just say that my school was full of redneck/stoner/athlete types. Very strange.
>tfw most conservative county in a very conservative state
>>27518977
I've gone to a school like this
70% cyborgs
10% autismos
5% chads and stacies
15% superbots
>>27520457
this is a board for original content not a place for perma virgins to dwell in their own misery and try and out do eachother on who is the biggest loser instead of bettering themselves.
>>27520518
Man I was the same fucking way, I was a skelly stoner with hippy long hair in high school(girls were probably interested because I sold weed to the whole school) that had bad acne yet I still managed to get laid a few times, looking back on it I could have fucked dozens more had I actually cared about my appearance and lifted like I do now. I've come to realize women just aren't worth the effort though, they are more drama and headache than their vaginas are worth in my opinion.
>>27520765
You weren't the same way shithead. You actually got your benis in bagina in high school
I get what you're saying though. What I wouldn't give to go back and fuck every girl who was interested in me knowing what I know now
>>27519486
Too fucking close to me anon. The only difference was I would eat in the history room alone
TEACHER! YOU FORGOT TO COLLECT THE HOMEWORK!
>>27521210
You just fucking triggered me m8 and just activated my school shooter card
Literally WHY IN THE FUCK YOU DUMB BITCH!?
>>27521210
I would probably have actually REEEE'd at that, I did once last year when I was still in high school at something. The normies just laughed and said I was hilarious somehow.
>>27519589
there was a group of pro-communist edge lords in my school, and I used to hang out with them for a while
I realized how dumb they were acted and stopped hanging out them quite early
>>27521210
That's how you get fucking stabbed.
Not even normies will tolerate that shit.
>>27518977
I was that mischievous kid who got into problem a lot and caused torment to teachers for being stubborn and disobedient.
Beside I still managed to have some friends.
Most of the time I plotted some mischief like locking the toilet room. Having a beer on school ground, inverting computer screen and changing some homepage to stuff like meatspin, goatse and rotten.com related shit.
There was a time when someone was DJing at the school party I managed to fit in near the console and put some ear raep on the monitor.
Other than that I did some theater classes, music classes and arts.
There was some golden moment.Lot of trolling that I got nearly expelled like 2 times.
>>27519058
Wasn't this a prank where they put vagisil in the guy's toothpaste?
I'd like to be one of the guys playing Magic: The Gathering at the caf.
>>27521588
>tfw you never had a group of cringey geek Bros to play card games with during lunch
>you just sat alone in the bathroom stalls praying nobody noticed you because the cafe is obviously ground zero for bullying, and the library is either off limits or filled with normies.
>you constantly think about killing yourself everyday as you sit in utter shame with yourself on that smelly toilet
>tfw smoking heroin in the bathroom and holding it in til you walk out and check your surroundings
>R9K school
>Empty cafeteria
>Huge bathroom and library b/c everyone eats there
>>27521789
>tfw in my 4 years of high school I only ate lunch in the library or the rare time the bathroom
I never knew that was so common before going on 4chan
>>27521789
Judging how we're all socially anxious sperglords, would this cause an Exodus of people going to the cafeteria then? But wouldn't that just lead back to more people returning to the bathrooms and library thus provoking a never-ending cycle of autism?
What would r9k High look like, anyway?
>few people in class because everyone's ditching due to social anxiety
>the few of us that actually go to class never talk to each other, do work alone no matter what
>everyone walks through the halls awkwardly
>bathrooms become so overcrowded that people just start leaving school during lunch
>library is cramped every single day.
>cafeteria deserted, only a few sperglords present because they can't take not eating during the day
>everyone skips assemblies and presentations
>everyone is wearing headphones or earbuds, never taking them out.
>it all ends when one day a group of hyper-spergs snap and do a massive uprising.
>no one survives
>ran for less than a week.
Is this a pretty accurate summary if what r9k-High would be like?
>slutty fembot
>tie myself to urinal in mens bathroom
>put ring gag in my mouth
>get on knees
>have 'public use' written on chest
time for my fetish to serve sweaty, unwashed neckbeards 24/7im not kidding
>>27520237
you rapscallion
>>27520237
You're so /devilish/
>>27519057
surprised they let him take that to thing to school
>>27521965
>at least three times a day you'd hear anime music blasting from someone's phone because they didn't fully plug in their headphones and they fumble around extremely fast to pause it
If only I could go back knowing what I know now.
Fuck. Time travel when?
>>27522218
Oh Jesus Christ this is so fucking true
>autistic weeb is walking through hallway watching anime, not looking at where he's going
>bumps into someone and the phone goes flying
>headphones detach, theme song for K-ON! Starts playing
>"PLEASE DON'T SAY YOU ARE LAZY"
>other weebs look down on him in disgust for his shit taste as he scrambles and fumbles to turn down the volume of his phone
>has panic attack from the embarrassment and passes out right there on the stop
>nobody helps him because they're too beta
>>27518977
>talk to edgy kids about how to make dynamite
>retard reports me
From that day forward I learned to never trust a tard
Used to go to all girls school.
Bully nice black girl, hide her bag, empty the contents inside, one time poured baked beans in. Had a whole album of her on fb, pics of her eating food...
Other shitty things too, feel bad now.
>>27522325
Are you a girl!!111111
>>27522313
Never trust fucking anybody, man.
Also, how DOES one go on to make dynamite? That sounds like it'd be hard. And you knew this shit when you were just an edgy lil teen?
>inb4 NSA FBI HURRR ARREST HIM
I'm just genuinely curious but I'm too much of a beta to type it into Google.
You know, forget I even asked.
>>27522412
it's nitroglycerin and a binder like paper
>spend 4 years in high school coming to terms that after graduation i'll end up alone
>spend another 4 years in college coming to terms with the need be social to facilitate oppurtunities
>save me
>>27522431
Wow that actually sounds extremely simple.
Anyway let's not go into specifics. I don't wanna get vanned again.
Did you ever get back at your tard friend? Maybe put dynamite in his mailbox?
>>27519326
Even on here you are lonely.
Ha.
>>27522504
Never saw him again
I just got suspended, no big deal
>>27522504
>don't wanna get vanned again.
>again
What did you do?
man
just by mentioning the word "anime" and you can see all the normies shifting uncomfortable in their seats
>>27522561
Be edgy and satirical on the internet. It's apparently illegal now.
>>27522618
I love the look of disgust and discomfort on their faces. It's like they have no fucking idea how to react.
>>27522504
Here you go beta fag
>start yelling free michael brown, spreading the word to legalize rape and lower the age of consent to 12
Hi christian :^)
>>27522763
Jesus Christ I said I DIDN'T want to get vanned.
Oyy veyy now the FBI's in this thread too.
You dun fucked everything up, anon.
>>27522763
>>27522805
reported to FBI NSA and AFT
enjoy your v&
>>27521837
Food wasn't allowed in our cafeteria. I hated my school
Doesn't matter because I usually just chilled with the other losers in the cafeteria, walked laps around the school, or left campus once I completely stopped giving a fuck
>>27522763
Do you seriously just have a picture of instructions on how to make dynamite lying around on your PC?
>>27522907
Whoops, meant food wasn't allowed in the library
>>27522907
Food wasn't allowed in my library either, I just stealth ate
>>27522763
508 4 lyf
>>27522914
WELCOME TO /K/ FAGGOT NOW GIT OUT
CHEECHY BREEKI AVE DAMKE
PAPPILI SUKA
>>27522763
FBI is now in this thread.
Nice going asshole.
>>27522352
obviously not
bloxjoadwjf
>>27522962
Can you speak actual English you fucking retard.
>>27521789
I just went to the nearest store to get some drink and something to eat, cafeteria food was shit, a lot of people did that.
>>27523058
Nofunallowed.jpeg
Way to complains comrade.
Mem
>>27522763
You brought the feds into our home, anon.
>>27523078
go back to /r/4chan, senpai
>>27522763
FRY THE HARD DRIVES
VAN IS OUTSIDE
>>27518977
I literally did this every single lunch period in high school. I often cried while I did it. God I hated high school
Who remembers /drugdogs/ coming into the class?
>>27523173
>tfw the first time it happened in 8th grade you thought it was a school shooting and you were hiding in the corner having a panic attack and praying
>>27518977
>Welp, time to go to school
Oh right, I'm homeschooled . . .
>studies, homework, learning
Here's your SAT score anon. Not too bad for apre-teen!
>can I go outsi-
NO
s-school sure is fun r-right guys?
>>27523173
Literally only shitty inner city black schools have these.
This never occurred at mine.
>>27523215
Naw fammo. Mexican areas too
Northern California here
It was rare tho
>>27518977
sit alone, face the wall, try not to make eye contact with anyone
>>27523215
I went to school with 1%ers in a super rich area far from big cities. We had them at least once per month.
>>27523215
I went to an upper middle class private Catholic school. We had them.
>>27523327
I also live in a moderately wealthy area
lotta heroin addicts. it's the rich man's drug
>>27521734
>snorting oxy 80s behind propped up textbooks in the lunchroom
>smoking week in bathrooms, parking lot, auditorium, gym, staircases, and supply closet
>drinking vodka out of water bottles
>spray paint everything
Life only got cold and cruel. It can never be how it was.
>tfw going to prom alone
>because I had no friends, they seated me randomly amongst the chaddiest of chads
>to their credit, they were actually kind of nice and tried to talk to me
>chatted with acquaintances in the "courtyard" area of the shitty hall it was being hosted at for ten minutes before getting dragged back in for dinner
>shitty dry steak and vegetables
>after all the chads got up to dance, I remained seated and played Persona 3 on my phone
>girl I had a crush on and got cucked by told my I looked good, though she was probably just saying it because she felt she had to
>everyone rides off in limos and buses to their afterparties
>except for me, who had to wait for his mom to pick him up
>silent ride all the way home
>can tell she probably regrets not aborting the disappointment that I am
Well that was a fucking mistake
>>27523385
kek I just stayed inside and played Pokemon on prom night
Way better than embarrassing myself going to prom alone
>>27523385
>>27523473
>tfw going to prom alone
I did this too but at least I had another autist to hang out with
All in all it was a shitty time
>>27523385
I don't even know if there was a prom at the end, if there was I wasn't invited
>2011
>be 18
>all boys catholic school
>parents split about a year before now
>have crippling depression and anxiety
>have earphones in when not in class
>listening to Dead Kennedy's, Ween, Lightening Bolt, Dinosaur Jr, Wu-Tang Clan, Napalm Death, etc
>barely talk to shitty friends at lunch time
>barely talk to teachers
>barely talk to classmates
>poor grades
>poor attendance
>do a study course and get adequate grades
>no passion in job ideas
>do electronic engineering for 3 years
>meh
>current year
>move from Ireland to L.A. with Dad
>living with Dad and working on his film set as a grip
I feel like I wasted 6 years of my life in that school, Jesus Christ I fucking hated it.
>>27520321
>streetwear
>dressing like a nigger
What?
>>27523549
>all boys catholic school
Say no more bro, I feel you
>>27523565
You're so niggerized you don't even recognise it.
>>27520364
if it was a Catholic school you would of gotten worse then that.
Not sure why your trying to look cool on 4chan, r9k of all places.
>>27523565
>>27523672
I always see those gooks walking around my campus dressed like something straight off hypebeast.
They look ridiculous
>>27518977
ill just be here crying about how i was diagnosed with ass-burgers and then tormented about it from kids and teachers
>>27521210
>shoots kid
theres nothing in the locked janitors closet i swear
>>27519317
Hehe classic
>>27523112
/r9k/ beings autistic
Oh boy you sure told me .
>>27519482
I fucking know that one, two easy a classes that were basically study halls.
>>27523327
Abd you're on /r9k/
>>27523549
>electrical engineering
Almost had me there pal.
