What's the most recent cringe that's happened to you?
>Dad correctly suspects I'm ordering girl's clothes online
>>27518762
Post-butt-no-jutsu?
Most fathers would be fine with a sissy of a son as long as they werent a fucking disappointment in the other aspects of their life. Just make up for it by being really good at something respectable
>>27518791
He wouldn't be okay with it no matter what.I just realized he may have actually found the clothes themselves. They were right next to my aneros too.
>>27518762
Just hide your fag shit better.
Also be happy your dad didn't throw you out or beat the crap out of you like another robot dad did.
>mom stores some of her shit in my room because she is hoarder tier
>goes looking for shit in my room one day while I'm out of the house
>tears my room apart like she's in the DEA
>come home and assess the damage
>the hidden piss jug is missing
I was so furious and embarrassed at the same time.
it's an odd situation when you know your father would be disappointed because you're ending up more like him. i found out last year that my father has been crossdressing for years and is now taking female hormones to become a woman. it feels fuckin weird man
>>27518858
why piss jug? is this a meme?
>>27518762
But why? Just don't?
>>27518813
Do you have a punishment in store for you?
>>27518883
Having a tranny mom is shit anon. Like the worst thing ever, we joke about boipucci and shit but 40+ year old men deciding to transition at that age is a recipe for a shitfest.
The only good thing is that you're not only fucked up already, but you're also not a child anymore so there won't be any damage to you.
I think I would kill myself if my dad decided to become a tranny, like for real.
>>27518923
Probably not, what's likely to happen is that when I see him again he'll look at me disgustedly and tell me not to do that/ask what's wrong with me.
>work full time and go to school
>dont do much else
>go to movies and the bar once in a blue moon
>parents dropping subtle hints they think im gay
im not gay u fucks im just busy and awkward as fuck
>>27518892
I have kidney problems so I piss very frequently.
We live in a tiny creaky house and I use the jug so I don't wake people up going in and out of my room constantly.
>somehow get on the topic of sex while talking to my mom
>talk about how I'm still a virgin
>next day in the car with my dad
>he gives me "the talk" for the first time
>I'm 20
Seriously fuck both of them for this shit. Acting like dating was the worst thing in the world my entire childhood then wondering why I turned out to be a fucking loner.
>>27518883
I'd feel more secure in myself if my father turned out to be less masculine than I was.
>>27518969
Oh that's not even kinky stuff anon how is that even embarrassing
>>27518813
Hire an escort your size to wear them, have her meet your dad in your bitch clothes
>>27519404
because it just asserts that I am a reclusive loser that has now graduated to basement dweller tier shit
>>27518970
>2016
>the talk
What can he possibly have to say thats no on the internet nowdays
>>27518968
Same mate, my family arnt subtle though. My uncle strait up told me I'm gay because 'you're SEVENTEEN and have never had a girlfriend'.
I'm 29 now, just a year away from wizardry. I haven't spoken to my uncle in 10 years.
>>27518970
>tfw 23 and never had "the talk"
>>27518791
>Most fathers would be fine with a sissy of a son
What the fuck? Most dads want their son to be a MAN. Not a fucking faggot.
Beat this robots.
since i never had a family, i would accept my flesh and blood no matter what they became.
it's too bad you weren't my son.
people take family for granted because there's so much population.
>>27519990
return to leddit and don't come back, you potato.
>>27518968
I know this feel...
>wojack.wav
>>27519435
Good idea. Do this OP
>>27518762
>asked my boss if I could take free food from customers
>he said no
I don't know if anyone knows of this, but back in like 2011 or so there used to be this "facebook community" where people would make pages and compete for likes and post memes and shit. It was fucking awful. The admins of the pages that got popular were sort of like celebrities.
I had a page that was mildly successful. I guess I decided to take pictures of myself holding cards with the popular pictures names in them. I recently found such cards.
>>27520026
yep, if my kids a faggot, so be it. Let him fag it up. Just be happy you stupid little shit.
>>27518791
lol kill yourself, being a man is primordial. no amount of skill will make up for the fact that you're a fucking sissy faggot.
I was on a date with a girl. She wanted to listen to music in my car. I didn't know how to work the AUX cord.
So I called up my brother and asked him. While my date was sitting next to me.
Fuck Im such an IDIOT.
>>27520142
>I didn't know how to work the AUX cord.
You stick in in the headphones jack and click AUX on the car radio you fucking retard
why call when you could just GOOGLE it
>>27519990
>Need to talk!
Why is it any of your business and why were you snooping around in my shit?
I don't understand some people's parents. Mine are and were never like this. My dad kind of was, I could sense it from the way he'd lurk slightly too long in my room whenever he'd come in to tell me something but my mum kept him in check I think. Always telling him that he should knock on my door before just waltzing in and stuff.
I could have a crate of dildos or a dead body in here and nobody would know because my parents respect my privacy.
>>27519990
>Amiibo
What did she mean by this?
>>27520215
They're those little nintendo figurines behind the sex toys.
>>27519990
I win
Keep in mind I sent this to her st around 2am after only knowing her for less than 24 hours
>>27520294
what the fucks
>slept in bed with ex who has sex with someone else now because I haven't had sex with anyone else and I'm bad at it
>went to the bathroom and masturbated
I joined the military recently after being a neet for years, it was a massive culture shock and I was just fucking up left and right. One day I stumbled in front of a group of like 300 other recruits trying to find the yeoman and the chief was like you look lost son.
I had so many other fuck ups thats just the beginning
>>27520294
Nothing cringe about getting pissed and calling people out. You obviously care more about improving your life more than what is socially acceptable, and that's good.
>>27520509
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