I'm killing myself tonight with a noose I made out of old belts. It was nice knowing none of you robots. Can we have a music thread for good ole times sake?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xp7svl4l5Dk
Pussy. If you kill yourself and aren't on the news, don't even bother announcing your suicide.
>>27518015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9RkMxXvyG8
hope you reconsider
Please don't do it. This means nothing from some random person but please.
>>27518015
i wanna bury my face in that ass and inhale deeply
>>27518015
Anon, why are you killing yourself? Have you tried being yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC5FdFlUcl0
good luck in the great beyond brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQDxyopurpk
Wants the point in living?
To have to work in a dead end job?
If nothing matters then I don't matter, and it doesn't matter if I do or I dont.
If I do it now at least I know that I saved myself 60 or so years of growing old, headaches and heartache
>>27518015
b-urself, lift, have hobbies, you need confidence when you talk to a grill.
Goodbye my dear robot.
May you find peace wherever you go.
>>27518015
>convert to Hinduism
>do good things for a week you will get good karma points then kill yourself
>comeback as chad in next life because of good karma in this life
>>27518015
Goodbye anon.
I wish there is not an afterlife for your sake
listen to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzV1st_Ekrc
If you find it hard to do it.
Remember that 30 pills of morphine can do the job
2 grams of arsenic
or 20 grams of caffeine (might be painful)
I don't want you to hang yourself.
I want it to be painless for you.
It's easy to pussy out of hanging yourself but pills are easy.
Just swallow and cry for a bit then the happiness hormones will kick in and
you will experience a good feeling for finally reaching the end of your suffering.
>>27518214that sounds shitty
>>27518214
>one week is enough to reincarnate as a Chad
>suicide doesn't affect your karma
inhale helium and go out slowly to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6sddgRP820
farewell anon, we'll all miss your shitposts
>>27518015
please get on the news too if you're serious about it anon, we really need memes
>>27518252
My only option is painful since I lack the luxuries of having it easy. Thanks for the helpful advice, I hope life is much kinder to you then it was for me
>>27518291
it won't be sad if you give us memes and do it. please just think about this for a second and consider what i'm saying
I'm suffocating right now. I have 7 more minutes and it will all be over
>>27518310
in all actuality anon... don't kill yourself. it's impossible anyway www.wikipedia.org/en/wiki/Quantum_suicide
Final song,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-fesv7_fXvs
It's getting harder to breath
>>27518305
I have some responsibilities for now that I need to take care of for now my friend.
I will be done hopefully in 1 year time and then I will follow you to the beginning of an endless nothingness.
The only thing that will stop me is a miracle.
I don't believe in miracles.
Even winning the mega lottery won't be a miracle.
Money can't cure severe deprssion.
>>27518384
have you ever thought that perhaps there's a machine in the future that will resurrect everyone's consciousness and let them exist in a happy promised land?
DONT DO IT OP
It's somewhat amazing that I had to type in dont kill yourself around 10 different ways to keep the robot off my back.
How did this even become the suicide board?
>>27518428
> literally a board devoted to feels (or lackthereof; numbness)
>>27518015
Find peace my fellow robot
We will never know what our faces looked like, and we argued and shitposted about pointless things, but our time here is close to us.
https://youtu.be/J_DV9b0x7v4
for old times sake
>>27518015
Ayy OP even Death won't save you from your problems.
You'll be back on Earth but this time you're gonna be a chinese sweat shop slave.
>>27518407
I think depressed ppl are incapable of hope.
Hope is what keeps people going.
Good luck, my robot, see you in the other side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB7E1D_3Na4
Have you left yet OP
>>27518051
This, tbqh famia
Go big or go home
>>27518611
OP is kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
>>27518015
https://youtu.be/7lt1dDDN7pI?t=50
>>27518015
Godspeed anon
Don't pussy out and regret it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCi7NMOSUic
>>27518015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j924qaMb0d8
there is some beauty in this world
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mauV2NdCs60
Lorn-sega sunset
Night bus by Burial
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yOMBzI66LJU
if you go through with it, sweet dreams anon. but if you want to keep shitposting with your bros, that'd be even better.
I hope you'll find peace.
https://youtu.be/u5xYdkMiV6Q
Rest in peace, brother.
The good thing about this is that he is still alive in his own universe. When he about to hang himself, but the rope broke in his own universe. But in ours, the man is gone. The universe split in two the minute the rope broke.
Quantum immortality.
But either way, respect to you. Wherever you are, I hope it'll treat you better than this place did.
The board keeps getting more normie because people like you keep offing themselves. Think of the board, anon.
>>27519541
>rope breaks in otherworld
>otherworldly OP overcome with a desire to walk outside
>its a beautiful sunny day, he emerges from a nice house in the country surrounded by rolling hills, not the grey apartment he used to remember
>he's greeted by his qt wife and 3 young children, 2 daughters and 1 son
>he lives to old age in the otherworld and dies content, with only the feint memory of his old life
if god were kind
This life can be fucking cruel.
I hope that if there is reincarnation that you'll be much more content in the next life, anon.
In a way, your death is the ultimate freedom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RIpVeOMehY
>>27519701
He wouldn't even be aware there was a split. He'd just continue on as if nothing happened.
>>27519775
I think having knowledge of it would be better for a greater appreciation of his new life, like waking up after a bad dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecTm6G7AjcM
>tfw you get left all by yourself
All i can say is that, no matter how hard things get, you shouldnt ask for an easier life, or an escape. All great people in the world have gone through hardships. Its going through it and surviving, recovering that makes people great. When you break a bone, the body recovers and comes back stronger. It survives and learns to survive while doing so.
If you do it, you havent failed anyone but yourself. You will only become a failure once you accept yourself as a failure.
Look how many people care about you. Its never too bad to recover. Im not guaranteeing you success. Im only guaranteeing you that giving up is sure failure.
>>27518015
If you haven't kys yet don't do it, anon. tell us what's wrong?
If you're dead serious and there isn't anything a random fag on the internet can do to change your mind. Then godspeed anon. It takes massive balls to commit so something so permanent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1stxUqNJINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg78mx_9xrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDHa3shraE8
>>27518015
record it desu desu
Why would you want to listen to music before you kill yourself dude? Music is the only true equalizer in this world. Its pure, primal, and sedative. I hope you find peace anon, but fucking hold onto music man. It's the only light in a very dark world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_hQb3i-AlY
>>27519878
Also wanted to add this in case you dont go through with it
https://youtu.be/G6SV-5rm2Ig
>>27519878
>Look how many people care about you
Not OP, but not everyone in the world fits into that meme.
How many people on r9k have a bunch of people that genuinely care for them?
Why don't you kill yourself with a drug cocktail?
Get some respiratory depressants and mix it them with a bit of alcohol.
>>27520061
I was talking about the people here who commented. Obviously its not comparable to how people close to you care about you, but its not nothing.
>>27518015
Why do women insist on wearing shit like that?
>>27520320
For comfort, you pervert
>>27520320
Haven't you ever worn something for comfort before? What's so hard to understand about that?
>>27518146
If you acknowledge that things like working a dead end job are pointless, doesn't that carry a level of freedom since it doesn't matter what you do?
You can do whatever you want OP. Some things require work and some don't. You could move to Alaska and woods it up. You could make music. You could spend all your days on a beach working at a bar meeting people and funding your next scuba dive.
The fact that nothing matters is freeing. Take advantage of it
>>27520320
Check your privilege anon scum, it's just for comfort
>"hey Chad does my ass look good in this?"
>>27518015
Rest in peace OP.
Its a hard decision, desu i thought about it for so long, but everytime when i was close to it i found a reason not to, even if its a dumb small reason..
Needless to say i hope there is something better after death.
>>27520347
>>27520367
>>27520541
lol who gives a fuck what it's for? or what anyone say's it's for? it's great
only betas get assblasted/morally frustrated about attractive women.
I swear the people of this board are living in some sort of perpetual bitch boy dark ages
>>27520723
Personally, I don't care that women dress like whores, I just hate the fact that they deny they do it for attention.
https://youtu.be/bpI-KeK-PQg
>>27520775
Why is there a kek in the link
>>27518015
Goodbye desu. See you in sweet warm void.
Is he kill? Please don't be kill
>>27521024
He is most likely kill.I don't think belts make good nooses tho
>>27518015
>i'm killing myself
>posts pic of a girls ass
Not very convincing OP
if you want to talk you can reach me at
chornobylska @ gmail
please mate ill talk to you
Why do people say shit like
>please dont kill yourself
Why do any of these people care/pretend to care?
We never saw each other's faces, OP, but you will be missed. See you in the next life, my fellow robot. I will remember you.
Posting music to listen to before you commit sudoku.
http://youtu.be/TQK7Er_lAco
>>27518015
Bye bye space robot. Peace and keks be upon you in the afterlife.
>>27518015
Do it and live stream it.
That would get normies to go away?
>>27523114
this. I want to see the face of a robot before death. At least post face if he is serious. A live chat so we can all say goodbye would be nice too.
Kid I used to party a bit with just did it over the weekend, fucked his whole family up senpai. Its the one decision you can't undo
>>27523174
OP has a right to leave the world. Some of us werent born normies. Shame that the world is so anti robot. I too felt like OP at one point but did not succed. Now I live without a care. Deathbwould be better but I refuse to kill myself. Especially since.Trump might make America great again ;^)
but what if you end up in hell forever anon?
>>27523291
We are already living in hell. A normie hell. We are all surrounded by beautiful demons whos only goal is to make us miserable.
Can we get some hearts in the thread for OP?
>>27523349
I will contribute.
<3
Peace and blessing be upon you OP.
>>27523333
Mine is my head hurts a lot and I don't know why
Also my dreams are getting creepy and really dark
>>27523389
Sort of the deal with me. For some reason, my dreams have the ability to predict someones death hours before it happens. I see ytbe person I know often murdered brutally in my dreams only to wake up to the news of said person passing away: (accident, dieseace, or old age) completely off from my dream but still terrifying.
>>27520465
>tfw Alaskan
>Grew up solitary innawoods
>Beautiful mountains and trees
>Now a paper-pusher in Anchorage
B-but humans are social creatures. So this is good for me...
>>27518015
hope you had some fun before you leave
>>27523704
I want to move to Alaska. Dont have anyone here anyways. Hate the hot weather too. Any suggestions? Is it worth it to move up there!
>>27518015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K70Sw56HhYQ
If I ever do go through with suicide, it's going to be to one of these songs. They make me feel nostalgic about the darkest, loneliest times of my life.
Not sure if I could go through with it though desu.
>>27518057
Great argument you have there. You'd make an expert negotiator.
>>27523704
>tfw dreamed of living in a beautiful, natural, tree filled environment like Alaska
>tfw it may probably stay a dream
Hurt by nine inch nails
Please listen to this one
>>27518015
Hey man don't worry it gets better. You're gonna be fine dude just be yourself and you're life will be great I promise man. My life was shit in middle school too but now im a doctor and life couldn't be better. Hope you don't do it dude.
This is my favorite sad song that I listen to whenever I'm down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHsXMglC9A
>>27524478
Fuck off normie. OP made up his mind. You fucking faggots did to us. dont try to save us only to tourment us more!
FUCKING DO IT FAGGOT! JUST FUCKING DO IT! END IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>27518015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXcK5L9dVYA
good luck
>>27518015
This and you'll change your mind
http://youtu.be/SLJllk-0o6c
