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Fellow robots, how do you live with the fact that you'll
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Fellow robots, how do you live with the fact that you'll never have a gf? And if you manage to get one it'll just be some used up roastie that's only with you for your beta bux.
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fuck yeah i want some of that white meat.
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I mainly focus on my project. gf will only slow me. idontgiveafuckaboutroastieanon
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>>27517974
Hey OP some of us can't even get a roastie that wants us for our money.

I have an above average income job and can't find ANY gold diggers who will fuck me.
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>>27517974
Well unlike normalfags I'm not an incomplete person so being alone doesn't bother me, what does bother me is the thought of my future nieces and nephews thinking of me as the weird creepy uncle. I plan to kill myself and make it look like an accident before that happens.
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I'll never be the one who's being used. Women are fuck holes nothing more, nothing less
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>>27518245
Who gives a fuck what they think? You're a faggot anon
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I take comfort in thinking I might be a moderately rich uncle in the future. everybody have one of those and I can't see any of my cousins that way.
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>>27517974
it feels pretty bad i follow like 30 diffrent tv shows weekly that takes your mind off being a failure but im trying online dating. i dropped my spaghetti on some girls and ruined my chances but it taught me a lesson ill eventually get one
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I'm confident that machines will be able to fill in the blanks.
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>>27518285
I'll probably just buy some land in alaska and live there till i die
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>>27517974
is that a early 2000s Land Rover Discovery Series II?
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two dee, my man
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>>27518381
Na your the guy who puts an end to the rich uncle tradition.
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>>27517974
>Fellow robots, how do you live with the fact that you'll never have a gf?

Sex doll. Sexbot eventually.

And if you manage to get one it'll just be some used up roastie that's only with you for your beta bux.

Beta bux: sure
Used up roastie: only my dick has been in my dolls holes.
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>>27517974
>some used up roastie that's only with you for your beta bux.
Do robot actually believe they deserve anything better than that?
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>>27518579
b-but I'm in college and pretty good at it.
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>>27517974
I've kinda given up tbqh.

I started watching more degenerate porn and then a lot of sissy hypno stuff. I sent some pics to a married guy on craigslist and he wants to train me to be his sissy slut.

I think I might just go for it. I'm almost 30 and just get ignored by all women on dating sites and in RL. Even fat older women dont find me appealing. Might as well give pleasure to a man and let him do stuff to me his wife wont let him do.
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>I gave up a long time ago
>Moved to 2D
> Starting with pretty vanilla 2D
>Got a waifu
>Fapped to loli a couple times
>Then today I was driving behind a school bus, saw some real life lolis get off and noticed myself staring.
Truly a roundabout meme
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>>27518500
i never thought id say this but, i cant wait to get old.
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>>27518954
Ive been lonely for so long i think im turning 100% gay just reading your post.
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I don't know if its this board or being 25 now but its tearing me up. Not sure if i can go on much longer, even at work I'm starting to make mistakes because its all I have on my mind.
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It's kind of pathetic how you all obsess over getting a girlfriend and envy those who do

Sure, having a gf /wife is great but you're all in your 20s or younger worrying about it like you'd be a good boyfriend or husband anyway. Like yeah "I'm so glad I have a gf early even though I'm not prepared for life or have any capacity to care for her or future children"

Fucking calm down. 99% of life's problems can be solved by 1) getting in shape to the best of your ability or just being healthy and not a pig. 2) going to school /unit to get a good job 3) having a job making money. And that's pretty much it
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I don't care because I'm a homo.
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>>27519218
I'm not very feminine although I guess being skinny is kind of feminine.

I'm very nervous/afraid kind of. He did respond and he seems very normal and cautious. He said hes interested and we're going to chat for a bit. This is the first time I feel comfortable talking to someone. He wants to talk for a week or so before meeting to see if we're compatible.

When he wants to meet I think I'll have a drink or two to try to calm my nerves. The idea of him actually wanting me and wanting to use me when hes horny just really gets me excited.

I bought some womens clothes online and am going to try to be feminine for him.

If this works out I'd love to meet up with him weekly or whatnot. I'm not interested in being with tons of guys but being a sissy for one married guy might be fun, finally get to explore my fetish.
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Failed normie speaking so dunno if I count but I was married, divorced and had a couple of hooker/brothel visits and 1-night stands in-between but I never bought into the normie propaganda of "You need a gf/wife or you fail at life" BS

TBQF I feel I'm better off single, happy and free than settling for someone of ugly/mediocre looks.(and wondering if I could do better) or trapped in a relationship with someone with a boring or manipulative personality just to escape the "muh no g/f feels"

So in short; It's not so bad really
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>>27517974
I'm so depressed that I don't even have a sex drive. Looking at that picture doesn't even make my dick twitch. I guess there are some advantages to being low test.
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>>27518614
We all deserve better anon.
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>>27519505
You have no sex drive because you masturbate too much
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>>27517974
Pretty good, people are pretty terrible anyway.
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>>27519397
Take hormones and try to look the best you can. Not much else i can say.

Maybe a wig would help.

I remember i had a dream once fucking a sissy twink boy in my car. I was the dominant force. I would push his face against the window and have him look outside at people watching him get fucked. I would like to make him say "Im a whore and a slut" while everyone watches outside the car.

Being skinny is definitely a plus but im not a fan of too skinny.
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I went out on a date a couple days ago, had a bite to eat then went to mountain lookout for the sunset. She seemed to have had a pretty good time. So who knows.
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>>27519523
I don't masturbate at all because I don't have a sex drive. Duh.
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>>27519638
That sounds hot!

I'm unsure about taking hormones but if he likes me and uses me for awhile I might take one dose to see if it makes me lust after cock more.

I've never worn a wig before but will look into it.

I'm a little hairy so I'm going to be trimming/shaving more and wear maybe thigh high stockings.

I dont think I'm too skinny, Im just thin for a guy not frail/skinny if that makes sense. Hes a little taller than me and he weighs like 60lbs+ more but he looks average weight for his height while I'm at the low spectrum for weight for my height.

I like the difference though because I imagine he'll be able to move me into whatever position he wants.

I might tell him on our first meet I dont actually want to cum so I can enjoy everything and have no regrets.

I'm probably going to have to find some crossdresser communities to get tips.
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>>27517974
Gonna need the sauce on that pic fam1ly
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But I did have a gf, we dated for two years and it ended badly, now I never leave the house and hate everything.
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I really don't give a shit about women. Every woman has a sob story and always has to complain about some stupid bullshit that occurred in their daily life instead of sucking it up like the rest of us. Also I can't stand listening to girls talk, I can't really explain it but have you guys noticed how most girls have a limited vocab and kinda talk slower so you know she isn't too bright up there? Irritates the hell out of me especially if she's trying to tell a story.


With that said, I'm not a neet so I spend my money on guns and prostitutes. The prostitutes I see kinda regularly start to talk to me about their life which is kinda annoying. Will have to find another one but in the mean time I just finished modifying my upper receiver on my AR-15 and will need to test it out at the range.
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>>27519508
>>27518614

If you honestly think that this is the best you can do then why do you insist on being with someone like that?

Why is being single so scary or sad for normies and robots? I already posted about making my peace with single life
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>>27518500
>dem lips

3DCGI finally got animu girls right. That's why I hardly cared for animu girls; they almost never have lips just ugly coin-slot mouth-slits like reticulean ayy-lmaos
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>>27518590
>cheapest Sex Doll is little more than $300 (and I'm a poorfag semi-neet part-timer w/ debt)
>getting caught with one is embarrassing and awkward AF and they're hard to hide or put-away

for that purpose, I'd rather hire a hooker or escort. The only disadvantage is that hookers charge extra or flat-out won't even do anal so maybe a sex doll might an option worth looking into such being the case (anal is my #1 fetish)

what budget dolls do you recommend?(preferably not a fleshlight/onnahole)
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>>27517974
>robot
>having beta bux

I never understood how people think this. Robot = NEET or low paid wagie. There are no bux to beta away to a dumb roastie, even if she wanted it. Need them gubmint bux for my animeme figurines and sex-doll fund for when top tier models are released.


On topic though, it doesn't affect me. I gave up gradually over the years. No tfwnogf feels looming over your head is a fucking relief. As I wrote above, I'll just wait for sex dolls to see what the hype is about.
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>>27518500
>that fucking mononostril
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>>27518590
>yfw factory chad is test fucking all the dolls with his monster cock
>destroying an future pleasure you may have from lack of tightness
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>>27522333
you wanna know more? today's women are so used to hear "oh you poor poor girl you should have anything you want and nobody should ever say no to you" you can't even speak about something they don't care they will fucking blow their minds off trying to shut you down.

goddamned primadonnas want to run down the fucking world but don't want to take a few punches in the gut like everybody else.

it's every fucking time a torrent of "me me me me, what about me I'm strong and stuff but don't ever say a word I don't like because I"m gonna cry" damn god, sometimes I think what a blessing not to have such a bitching thing besides me sucking all of my money to give me back complaints and excuses because sex isn't everything but it's all they got to offer and blackmail with, and yet if you're not good enough they'll scream rape and it's game over for you...
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>>27518954
>>27519218
>tfw I did give up on women
>tfw turned gay
>tfw too ugly and no gay guys want me either
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My one blessing with these genetics was that I was born with the ability to be on my own with no major issues. I feel loneliness but I kind of enjoy it because I hardly ever feel anything.
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I had a girlfriend

She was shit

Sex was shit

Now I have tulpas
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