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>you missed out on teenage girlfriends
>>27517603
And here I was having a somewhat nice day thank you monster
eh they were shit anyways
STOP REMlNDlNG ME
Yes I did, yes I did. But not for lack of trying.
>>27517620
you're welcome
oh, and don't forget about that one girl who probably could have been your gf but you never made a move
hahaha you dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE
>>27517603
>you missed out on companionship in general
I imagine I must qualify for some sort of mental illness at this point. Too scared to open up to any psychologist or therapist though.
>>27517603
>attempted it several times
>always failed
>>27517603
I lost my virginity at 23 to a 19 year old
>tfw just barely made it
>>27517742
>mfw 26 year old virgin
kill me to be quite honest
>>27517603
>had teen gf
>still lonely and depressed
>>27517603
Want to hear possibly one of the worst stories ever about "teenage love"?
>Be me, junior year in high school
>Really hung up on this girl since freshman year (grade 9)
>Have a brother, only a year older, who got all the chad genes
>Popular with girls, good at sports you fucking name it while I was the exact opposite spending most of my time on a computer
>Come home early one day, thought there was nobody in the house
>Head to my room and notice the door to my brother's room is shut
>Hear moaning, the sound of the bed creaking and FUCK YES and OH YES, it was obvious what he was doing
>Hide underneath my bed for some reason, didn't want him to know I was home
>They finish a few minutes later and I hear the door open, I peek out from under the bed and see a naked girl heading for the bathroom
>IT WAS THE SAME FUCKING GIRL I CRUSHED ON FOR YEARS
>Nearly died right there, started sobbing uncontrollably and I don't know how they didn't hear me
>After a while they both left the house and I came out from under the bed
>Later the parents came home and well as my brother who "introduced his new girlfriend" to us
>Took all I had to not throw up during dinner with her there but everyone clearly knew something was wrong with me
>Just fucking gave up after that and shut myself out from everyone
>That was years ago and he's long since moved out of the house while I'm still here, a complete fucking ruined mess
>He's been through like 4 or 5 gfs since then
>>27518094
you didn't fap to her getting railed? baka
>>27518094
i am deeply sorry for your experience, friend
N-not necessarily.
I'm 25 and went on a date with a 17 year old in her final year of highschool and we made out at the end and arranged to go on another date this weekend so maybe I'll be able to get a teen gf
>>27517603
Why would you consider hanging yourself before getting your revenge on humanity? If the world treats you like a monster then why not become a monster?
>>27517742
SameStatsBro, I feel ya on this one
>>27518094
should have walked in twirling a knife in your hand
>>27518395
should have done this instead
>>27518155
The fact that it was my brother also having sex in the next room didn't really make me want to jerk off. And even though I saw her naked later for like a second I was too shocked and stunned to even think about doing it.
>>27517603
>used to fool around with a chad when I was 13 until I was 18
>giving eachother bjs, jacking eachother off even anal
>he had multiple "gfs"
>meanwhile fucked a fat girl I knew from prime school just to get it over with
>realized I'm not bi or gay after that
>he still asks me to come around to his place to fool around
>ask him why he still invites me all the time
>I'm doing it for you anon-kun.
IBegYouWhat.jpg
>he won't stop asking me
>mfw chads are the only people who want to fuck with me nowadays
>Implying i wanted a teenage gf when i was a teenager
Anon i got fucked over by one 8 years ago, i'd be a-fucking-mazed if i got women again after what happened back then
>>27518395
>>27518429
4edgy20me
>>27517603
they sucked
i wish i hadn't gone down that route
>>27518471
>giving eachother bjs
>not bi or gay
>>27518395
>>27518429
damn, chill
Why is /r9k/ infested with teenagers? 99% of this board is about relationships and girls? Wtf is wrong with you pathetic reddit-teenage scum?
Is it more beta or alpha to date girls younger than you?
>>27518594
neither u fucking retarded teenager
got my first gf at 24 and now I feel completely indifferent about having a teenage gf
she was already immature enough, a teenager would be a nightmare
>>27518471
>giving eachother bjs, jacking eachother off
>meanwhile fucked a fat girl I knew from prime school just to get it over with
>realized I'm not bi or gay after that
what the fuck, this doesn't make sense
>>27518094
NO more please you choosen the worst timeline senpai
>>27517603
>tfw flirted with a qt girl in my neighborhood on the bus
>gave her a phrase in spanish that said "Give me a blowjob" and that I'll teach her what it means
>tfw she looked it up and she wanted me to come over and teach her more
>tfw another girl invited me to her house
>tfw she was max qt
>tfw said I couldnt come over because I have to ask my parents first
>tfw I was 16 at the time
>tfw parents was ok with me being out late
holy fuck, is it me or the parenting?
>>27518520
There's nothing gay about a little anal penetration between bros, so long as you say no homo
>>27518685
Oh, and on the 1st scenario, when she said yes, I just ignored her.
>>27518481
What happened senpai? Green-text?
>>27518674
Basically, I realized pussy game was better then ass game after losing my v card and other then chads attention and sexual satisfaction I gained nothing from him.
Towards the end of our hijinks I couldn't even get sexually satisfied by him, going limp midway through a session and not able to get it up anymore.
>>27518745
Told this before, may as well screen-cap it for future use
>12 years old
>December time
>Girl i sorta-like but not oneitis levels admits to loving me
>HoldOnASecond.gif
>AFuckingGirlLOVESMe?!.jpg
>sperg out and go nuts
>for a whole week i see people snickering at me as they see me, and they didn't do this shit before that girl confessed her """love""" to me, so clearly somethings up
>Ask my mates, see if they know what's going on
>"Ohh nooo anon, we don't know anything promise! ;) ;)"
>Week later had enough of this bullshit, can tell everyones lying to me
>Ask my mates one more time with a serious look
>"HAHA YEP SHE NEVER LOVED YOU HAHA"
>Everyone in my year (UK so we don't have 'grades') laughs at me, feel humiliated as fuck
>Decide that women are never gonna be worth my time if one just went out of her way to humiliate me.
>Go...aromantic (No romantical attraction)
>Go through highschool treating every girl like a bitch and a whore because they all are. except for a select few that i trusted.
Fuck my shit up anon, i never have and most likely never will get a girlfriend, by choice
>>27518684
Oh I can give more to add to this, for sure.
>Immediately stop talking to, or even looking at her at school when she wasn't too busy hanging onto my brother
>Basically stopped talking to my brother too, even at home
>They both very quickly got the hint, some time later she came up to me and started with the "You're a good friend and I'm worried" line
>Told her to go fuck herself
>Brother comes up to me later that day in the hallway at school, pissed off, saying that "I shouldn't talk to her that way"
>Told him to go fuck himself too
>He slammed me up against the locker and said that I was a fucking loser, that if I wanted her I should've said something the past three years, and then kneed me in the stomach
>Stopped talking to each other altogether, even at home, unless it was absolutely necessary
>They went to his senior prom together a few months later as happy as can be
>He moved out that summer and they broke up
>She never talked to me again, my entire senior year, and neither did any other girl whatsoever because she obviously told them what all happened and that I was "weird"
>Somehow made it through the year, I don't know how
>Still fucking despise my brother, we were close before all this happened and now we'll never be again
the only GF i had was Freshman year of HS.
she was histrionic and would literally scream at the top of her lungs sometimes. you could tell she was crazy back then and you can definitely tell she's crazy now.
>have a 16yo qt gf
>she's head over heels for me
>feel constant guilt over it
All my ild friends have a shitier life than me now that I've become somewhat of a normie, early bloomers always have it worse
They fell in the spiral of routine while meanwhile I
Travelled the world
Speak 5 languages
Met qts around the world
Learned skills that can easily land me a job anywhere
I missed out on teenage sex but that was a choice and I never regret it, time doesn't stay still
BEEcome a better you !
>>27519177
I had a girl who I liked for a while and we talked all through out middle school and freshman year but stopped but if my brother ever started fucking her and dating her I would probably kms
>>27517653
>that one girl
I had a lot of them myself. Two of them even moved to me but I still fucked it up.
>8/10 in HS; was able to grow facial hair, dress nice, cool haircut.
>Fucked up many chances-- its like fate had it out for me. No worries, I'll get 'em in college.
>go bald, grow more hair on my back, chest, shoulders, neck, and arms
>get fat
>now hang out on 4chan.
>>27519177
See this is why I hate women. A woman broke my buddy and mines friendship of 8 years. Fucking whores
>>27517603
I had one, she used me for my dick because she was shy and wanted to get over it using "womanly power". last I heard she was a liberal slacktivist cunt. desu that relationship combined with a complete lack of friends eventually drove me here. weird to think that the object of a robot's desires is what made me into a robot
>had 8 gf
>all of them were above a 8
>none of them for filled my Chinese cartoon fantasy.
Girls lie when they say "Personality is important".
I was blessed with Casanova genes, have a shitty personality, low self-esteem loser and I still get girls.
None of them has been able to make me happy.
All of them are manipulative and selfish,
they use men a "fixer uppers" so they can have a future boytoy UTM machine.
Not to mention they are all sluts with no sense of self-respect or femininity.
I think 2D might of ruined me, I would of been a good Chad.
>>27519825
to be more specific, she literally fucked me, waited a week and dumped me, leaving me alone in highschool with literally no friends. it ain't as bad as it could have been, and I did get laid, but damn if it doesn't still hurt
>>27519674
Shave your head, grow a beard.
do something manly like pluming or roofing.
