>tfw no cute gf to put her smelly butt in my face at the end of the day
Why must I suffer like this?
ugh anon i know. all i want is a cute, smelly, hairy big butt high test gf to put her butt in my face
I'd love to eat a girl's ass but I don't want my ass to be eaten. Too insecure, even though I use use baby wipes to make sure my ass is clean
>>27516539
I can be your gf.
I have a penis though but depending on how well we match we could get that sorted out.
>>27516630
are you a cute trap?
>>27516630
Oh boy here we go boyzie woahzies, time for this bait to turn into a fullscale shitposting war between trannies and trannyhaters.
>>27516670
We can sort that out too.
I'm kinda feminine but tall, think of me like those reverse traps to an extent but I'm actually not reverse since I'm a dude.
Now give me the counter offer.
>>27516737
> we can sort that out
sorry i'm kind of a manlet and only into cute chubby girls
im 5'9 and i dont think tall girls want to be with a manlet.
also you're gay why would i want to be with you
unless you look a lot like a girl im not in.
>>27516737
I'm a short, fat, pale, hairy manchild with a job that nets me less than 300 dollars a month and still lives with his parents at the age of 26.
If you're down to fuck senpai and you live nearby, I'll eat your booty like I'm starving.
>>27516787
We could be these manlet-kun.
I could be your tall tomboy waifu.
Take your gay ERP shit to >>>/trash/
Is it so fucking hard to see a thread that's not centered on you that you have to derail it with your shit?
>>27516883
Blame the tranny and trannybaiters. They always ruin these threads.
>You will never sniff your gfs butthole through her jeans and then her underwear and finally her bare winking star itself
>>27517617
>she'll never let one slip
>you'll never feel a warm draft of noxious gas on your face
>>27517649
I just want to smell her unwashed butthole, not get an aerosol spray from her intestines.
>>27516883
>>27516930
You guys get triggered way too easily, that anon is not even doing ERP or Talking about being a tranny.
>>27517786
Just shut up and post butts and your feels about butts you gay dork
>>27517842
Are you sure you want me to post about gay butts?
>>27516504
Disgusting! What the fuck is wrong with you? Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
>>27517919I like traps and fagbois and even shemales I just find trannies trying to assert that they're real girls is fucking obnoxious and leads to nonstop unfun faggotry
>>27516835
Are you the white trash guyI once erped with
>>27518017
I know some trannies that act like that, I hate them too but it's more of a "I'm a special snowflake" syndrome than something that you will find in all traps / trannies. Some are super chill actually.
The ones that act as you said are usually the sjw ones from tumblr.
Here's some chubby butt for you.
>>27518029Are you French and do you want to feed me McDonald's? Because if so, yes
>>27518113
HAH
implying traps don't have extreme mental issues
kek
>>27518142
You have some too, I'm sure.
Here's some cake maid and a shota.
>>27518193
Is that image flipped? Cause the cheek facing the perspective shouldn't be smaller
>>27518355
No, it's just the mangaka (well a group of mangakas) that draws girls too thick and somehow ends with QUALITY from time to time.They self insert way too much in the stuff they draw, it's kinda funny.
>>27518131
Damn, yeah that was me.You tainted me with that stuff senpai. I never knew I could jerk of to the thought of licking whatever sauce spilled from a hamburger off some fat boy's greasy belly.
Kek. I'm going to bed but uh, it's nice to meet you again. I see your way of describing yourself is as sexy as ever.
>>27516539
>hairy big butt
>high test
are you sure you're not gay?
>smelly butt
smellfags why? .How the fuck do you find lack of hygiene in a person sexy? same with slob-lovers,musker footfags, fartfags and scatfags. Why do they gotta insist on making gross shit look sexy?
that's a huge turn-off for me
>inb4 "muh animal/caveman instincts" and "muh frenel response"
>>27518672
I'm glad to know I'm an international fetish, French-kun;you can tongue-wash my greasy, hairy manchild tummy anytime, baby. Post your Skype next time.
