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Can someone be a non-virgin AND a robot? I mean, I can have sex
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Can someone be a non-virgin AND a robot? I mean, I can have sex and be a robot, right?
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Yes. I lost my virginity when I was 16 but I've only had it once and 16 was when my life started going downhill
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buying a prostitute is a grey area
consensual sex without paying makes you normie
If you've ever had a gf you are a certified normalfag
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If you fuck:
>prostitutes
>fat women
>non-white women
>deformed women

you can still be a robot
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No.

You can have sex and then never get it again, be a social outcast, neet, loser.

But c'mon, part of being a robot is being in grief and disbelieve that people actually have sex, wonder was sex is like, wondering why it seems that no girl ever wanted you to touch her skin, why no girl will ever want to have your hard penis in her hand.
If you had sex with 16, then you are robbed from the experience about wondering about girls and sex in particular. You have a reference. You'll never feel anger because of an inherent confusion and wonder. You may be sad, maybe even suicidal. But you're not a robot.
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>>27516517
The only right answer for a true robot
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>>27516398

I classify myself as both. Reason being the only chick I fucked was ugly as sin
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>>27516543
I got 2/4. Had sex with a fat black chick. Would have probably been decent looking if she wasn't so fat.
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Being a non-virgin by means of consensual free sex means you passed the correspobding social exam and therefore are disqualified from being a robot.
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>>27516398
The most you can ever be as a non-virgin is a failed normalfag.
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>>27516398
Yes because hookers exist. Also some girls with abandonment issues actually prefer beta virgins because they're less likely to leave them. The girls always end up destroying the betas and they go right back to where they were if not worse.
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>>27516450
This is the exact reason why you can be a virgin and a robot. When you lose your virginity cause you were an alpha in high school but then your life took a turn for the worse
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>>27516640
That's a failed normalfag, not a robot.
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>>27516572
Very good description of what being a robot means. It's not necessarily the loneliness which makes you a robot, but the fact that you don't even know how it feels like to NOT be lonely and to be loved.
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lost my virginity to a hispanic hooker, never had sex again, never wanted to. still a neet, still living home without friends, still haven't kissed a woman (defenetly didn't kissed that hooker) still have no other interaction than my mother and sister. well idk if a non virgin can be a robot. you tell me pal.
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>>27516738
Hooker or any other form of paid sex doesn't count as sex in this case. You're a robot
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>>27516738
btw. losing your virginity to a hooker is not good, not good at all.
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>>27516738
Prostitutes don't count.
Hiring a prostitute and being a virgin both mean that you're unloved and don't fit in anywhere.
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if you had sex or a girlfriend just once that means you have something desirable in you and it automatically excludes you from being a robot.
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>>27516398
Potentially. You can have had sex a long time ago by getting very, very lucky. But if you're currently having sex/finding it easy to get sex then no, you are not a robot. You have social skills, a social circle and contact with people who actually like you and want to be in touch with you.
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>>27516766
too bad im not from amsterdam, there they have this sweet tasty european hookers that talk to you, mine was an 30 yrold woman that just lay down like a corpse.
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I've had sex and I'm a robot
Your opinion is invalid and nobody cares about your little virgin club
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>>27516662
Everyone is a failed normalfag.
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Yeah man, prostitutes do exist after all
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>>27516895
>being a normalfag
>using cuck carl completely wrong

you need to step up your game newfag
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>>27516543
What if I only ever had sex with my baby momma?

Who else is a parent robot here?
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>>27516895
>I've had sex and I'm a robot
equal to
>I'M WHITE BUT IF I SAY I'M BLACK I AM FUCKING BLACK OKAY?!?
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>>27516980
I'll use whateva picture I want whenever I want however I want thanks :D

I ain't trapped in the memes like the rest of you cucks
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I've had sex with 15 or so non-prostitutes and around 50+ prostitutes

Not sure if I'm a normie or not.
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>>27516398
Yes, but almost all non-virgins that post here are failed normies.
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no. if your penis has been inside a vagina, and you didnt pay for it, you cannot and are not a robot.
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>>27517030
>I'll use whateva picture I want whenever I want however I want thanks :D
Thats like deliberately using the wrong formulas in math.

Also
>:D
>>>/9gag/
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>>27517030
Well Billy, it's high time to get back to Le Reddit :DDDDDD
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>>27517053
>sex with 15 or so non-prostitutes
>Not sure if I'm a normie or not
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Robot: neckbeard NEET poor hygiene no friends basement dweller type. Obviously a kissless virgin.
Cyborg: leads a relatovely normal life on the outside, has friends, still a kissless virgin.
Normal: any non-virgin (excluding rape or prostitution)
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>>27516398
No, that means you're a cyborg.
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>>27517106
>>27517086
But I don't go to reddit or 9gag sillies XD
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I mean Im sure there's some non-virgin out there you could make the case for but 99.99 percent of the time I would say no. That automatically makes you a cyborg.
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>>27517108
yeah but I prefer prostitutes at this point because I hate dealing with women's bullshit just to get laid. I'm pretty much just as misogynistic as /r9k/ so
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>>27517147
Then you better go to Le Noose XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Seriously, do an hero and save us your shitposting ebola
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>>27517230
That's not very nice now is it!? XDD :DDDDD <3 ;)
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>>27517333
Okay, I'll give you the nice trolling.
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Hiring a prostitute is so fucking pathetic that it should sub-robot level.

>>27517333
That's Chaika. Also witnessed.
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>>27517425
Shitposting isn't trolling. Trolling is a dead art
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>>27517425
Thanks, and I do apologize for being an annoying cunt, I just can't help myself sometimes
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>>27517133
so no friends but GF means normal?
I only have a GF and 0 friends and I met her online.
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>>27516398
If you've ever had consensual sex even ONCE that wasn't paid for or gotten because of a lie/trickery (most cases of pity sex), thus being desirable enough by a woman on your own merits, then you are not a robot.

Otherwise, you are, even if you take a week-long trip to Germany to fuck around in FKK clubs like me.
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What exactly defines a normie?
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