You can travel up to 500 years into the future and return with any single object or artefact, that you can physically carry.
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You can travel up to 500 years into the past with any object from the present, again that you can physically carry.
Wot get?
Go into the future to get the most advanced male sex toy.
I go into the future and get a vr device. Never do ajything again but fuck my virtual furry waifu.
make a list of all the new inventions and then go back in time and make some patents
A future deadly disease that spreads easily and that we currently have no hope of curing like spaceaids or something.
>>27515400
>Go to 500 years into the future when society has collapsed and is rebuilding learning from it's mistakes by red-pilling. The culture will consider women objects again.
>Bring one back.
>Watch as she goes from a sweet nice woman into a hateful bitch simply because I bought her into a world where she has more rights.
>I expect this to take 3 weeks at least, for her to complete her transition into "hateful bitch"... it takes a day.
>I then post my findings on the internet.
>No one believes them until the collapse.
Can I just travel to the future and stay there?
If not I'd bring back a (forward) time machine to take me back to the future.
>>27515523
Eddy Murphy did this already, married a nice African woman then after moving to the US she divorced him and took all his funny money.
Go into the future and get time machine, go back in time and continue picking the items I want. Become a robo god, go back into the past conquer a couple of nations rewrite history, and then I kill myself
>>27515400
Go 500 years in the future and write down all the major winning games and lotto numbers. That's it lads.
>>27515568
>tfw no bush bitch
>>27515597
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>>27515440
>not picking time machine
I'm surrounded by cucks
>>27515448
Because it will work alone, retard furfag.
>>27515634
>pick time machine
>go forward in time to see yourself get cucked by chad
>>27515634
Why? If I'm coming back then there's no need lad. I'm ok.
>>27515634
I'm pretty certain you couldn't physically carry a time machine, and I doubt one would be invented in only 500 years
>>27515569
are you retarded
don't you think if there was a time machine people would already have come back in time
>>27515727
You don't know that. Enjoy choosing your virtual dildo buster
>>27515740
There is literally no reason to assume that it would be.
>>27515730
>thinking you understand how a time machine works
boiiiii shut yo mouth before i fuck you with my big juicy cock
>>27515763
Or that it wouldn't. You're a none believer, I bet your ancestors were nay sayers of the plane.
>>27515793
>Or that it wouldn't
There is every reason to assume that it wouldn't.
>>27515400
Go back 500 years with a lifetime supply of birth control/condoms a few lighters, a pistol with plenty of ammo, and some marijuana/opium seeds.
>Start weed farm
>Locals can't get enough of my new miracle drug
>Become wealthy
>Amaze women with my wealth, drugs and amazing anti-baby medicines
>Get them addicted to my drugs
>Use wealth, contraceptives and drugs to acquire a harem of women
>Let them live on my land and smoke free in exchange for free labor and sex
>Spend the rest of my days getting high and fucking my harem, while they work hard to make my farm successful.
>Destroy time machine
>Live out my days in the past in bliss
>>27515597
>Implying you knowing the outcome to every lottery or sports event wouldn't somehow change the outcome of those events
>>27515838
Reminder that weedoes are the worst form of normies.
>>27515400
Why can't we bring something from the past into the present?
>>27515839
As long as I get a large sum I'll be happy dude. I just want to live comfortably and take care of my family and friends.
>>27515400
Get power armor.
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>>27515804
Bullshit, time travel is possible you're just sad you didn't choose it.
As I said before enjoy your your virtual dildo buster cuck. I'm entering the time vortex now. ta-ta faggot
>>27515708
Physical: 12
Mental: 6
Social: 17
Accomplishment: 0
Bonus: 1
Total: 36
At least if I go deeper I can start my journey to become a wizard.
>>27515863
>Implying 90% of this board isn't abusing some type of drug to cope with their shitty lives.
I bet even you're some Zoloft/Adderall/Abilify/Prozac dependent faggot
>>27515921
>be in the past
>dig a hole
>put an object in the hole
>fill in the hole
Congratulations you have built a time machine
go to the future and return with an electronic storage device that contains all the knowledge humanity has gained in those 500 years. i will use it to my advantage and become a god.
>>27515400
>get the best body modifications avaiable, robotic or genetic, and change my body to look like a cute little girl
>get a huge set of tools that are yet to exist
>get a list of everything meaningful that heappened on the past 500 years and econnomic story-line/lottery numbers.
>become the ultimate loli overlord of the planet
>>27515708
49
>Be fat, ugly bastard but 6' and shower daily
>HFA with no friends but go outside often if only to get snacks and emotionally stable
>HHKV who can only get along with proto-CWCs and spergs
>Plan on going to CC in the fall, not sure what to do after that
>Be a console peasant with facebook
I though I'd get a higher number.
>>27516004
Not what I meant, but now I know what I'm doing this weekend.
>>27515400
Go into the future and return with a portable time travel device ideally with built-in encyclopedia/tourist guide, or if one of those doesn't exist, a portable data storage device containing future knowledge (historical events, natural disasters, sports statistics, blueprints and schematics, etc.) to make me great and powerful.
>>27516004
>implying nobody is going to find it on those 500 years
You better hide it pretty fucking well, in a Alaska or something.
> travel back to anne frank
> save her in some sort of time machine
>>27515400
If I never pick anything can I just stay there?
Go into the future, become a beautiful immortal robo-girl armed to the teeth with lasers and such, come back, and fuck shit up.
>>27515400
>go 500 years in the past
>get a gun before all the kike politicians ban them
>an hiro
>>27515708
92.
>>27515400
Robo-waifu
