This thread is a tribute to the Emperor. There will be no heresy here, understand?
>>27515110
fuck the emperor. Tau are the true heirs of the galaxy.
>>27515243
False. Necro are the true rulers of the galaxy.
>>27515243
>tau
>relevant
>>27515261
>necrons
>relevant
Praise the Emperor, Praise the Omnissiah.
>>27515243
fuck off xeno filth
>>27515261
fuck off xeno filth
>>27515243
For the greater good Shas 'la
>>27515110
Roll for your WH40K waifu.
>>27516811
this is heresy, delet this
>>27516811
DELET THIS NOW, HERETIC
>>27516845
>>27516877
>Imperials being relative
>>27516811
Come on number 3,no whammies
>>27516897
NOBODY WANTS YOUR CHAOTIC MUTANT SHIT HERE, WHAT DO YOU THINK CAUSES ROASTIES?!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GALAXY, REEEEEEEEEE
>>27516811
Rollan for Dark Eldar waifu
>>27516811
>No Slanesh
In the trash it goes.
Where's my pansexual kinky tranny chaos god full of STD?
>>27516938
Remove yourself imperial.
>>27516811
Rolling for pure guardswoman waifuFOR THE GLORY OF EMEROR!!!
>>27516985
>>/lgbt/
Unoriginal brought to you by Carl's Jr
>>27516811
roooolio my brotherman
>>27517004
>>27516985
>>27516948
>>27516897
>>27516917
I want all heretics, mutants and xenos to shit the fuck off
>>27517022
You see heretics and xenos: THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
>>27516985
Bitching about how Chad Khorne won't fuck her with his chainsword.
I want the heretics to leave this thread NOW
>>27517035
How about you bite dust along with dead emperor okay?
>>27516811
Rolling the roll here
>>27517083
>worships figments of collective imagination
>>27517083
This is a heretic free thread, xeno filth
Go back to the >>>/w/arp
>>27517143
>>27517214
>worshiping corpse
pic related
it's your beloved emperor
>>27517028
Slanesh is too hardcore for the faggots in that board.
>>27517082
>Implying Khorne doesn't have a RAGING boner for Slanesh and wants to tap that chaosgodboipucci with his chainsword every minute.
>>27517083
>>27517250
Don't you dare disrespect the emperor, you filthy chaos worshipping filth.
To call yourself a human is to disgrace our hallowed species. For you to call yourself human is like a cockroach calling itself a dog.
You are nothing, you hold no value in this universe, you, and all your cockroach heretic friends will perish one day, when mankind has claimed it's destiny: the universe.
>>27516811
rolling for heretical thoughts
>>27517329
emperor damn it
>>27517250
Funny how he still looks better then any of your chaos """""gods"""""
>>27517305
I'm going to stay in this universe.
>>27516811
>loli d.
loli d... what?
>>27517355
That's how dumb you are.
>>27517357
>where is he now
THOUGH THE GOLDEN THRONE OF TERRA ORBITS A DISTANT STAR, THE EMPEROR IS WITH EACH OF US IN THE MIDST OF BATTLE!
>>27515110
DA KOMINSAR!
>>27517355
you were saying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXih5Ms9ny0
>>27517357
You will stay, in the form of cold ashes spread across the worlds which you inhabited.
>>27517392
without the Emperor, there is no humanity.
Even a few billion lives pale in comparison to what is at stake.
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN BLESSED BY THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
GOOD FORTUNE AND DEAD HERETICS WILL COME TO YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "THE EMPEROR PROTECTS" IN THIS THREAD
>>27517495
You forget where you are, manthing, this board is far from /tg/ and the emperor's light, in fact it's jointly owned by Nurgle and Slaanesh
>>27517495
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
>>27517494
This loyal Guardsanon is right. As long as the Emperor lives, the Imperium will overcome, and we are the Imperium!
>>27517494
>>27517495
>almighty emperor get's butt blasted by mere horus
EMPEROR BTFO. HOW WILL IMPERIALS WILL RECOVER?
>>27517526
>this board is far from the Emperor's light
Then I guess it is a good thing we brought our flashlights.
>>27517495
THE EMPRAH PROTECTS
>>27517575
oh nurgle protect me, he's about to turn on his ez-bake oven bulb
KHORNE DAEMONKIN UP IN HERE MOTHERFUCKER!
BLOOD! MAYHEM! EXHAUSTS!
>>27517648
Anyone who laughs at the lasgun has never attacked a line of ten thousand guardsmen firing them at once.
>>27517575
If you followed Slaanesh instead of a dead body on a chair you wouldn't need fleshlights, silly boy.
>>27515110
Good evening, imperial citizens.
>>27517716
>studded tongue
THIS LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD BE PAINFUL TO RECEIVE FELLATIO FROM
>>27517698
nurgle laughs at anything with an immune system, you are only misguided, soon you will feel papa's warm embrace
>>27517495
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY KHORNE
DEAD SLAANESH DEGENERATES, AND SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE WILL COME TO YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" IN THIS THREAD
>>27517751
>>27517763
Begone heretics
>>27517763
why so angry bloody one? sit down for a while, rest, your bones must be tired, rest for a while, rest forever...
>>27517798
begone from a thread in a board teeming with our own kind? apathy and lust and rage and scheming abounds these robots, it is humans that are reviled here, fleshling
>>27517733
It actually makes it feel better, those bumps hit the right spots.
>>27517763
Slaneesh and her followers are into choking, daddy Khorne, don't think that's gonna work.
>>27517751
The only warm thing that will be embraced will be your guts my shrapnel rounds.
>>27517864
impertinent fools, the more you kill the more beings die, the more you feed the plaguefather, why can't you understand the inevitability of decay?
>>27516811
wytch get
>>27518035
impressive, this surely pleases slaanesh
>>27516811
Transmutating.
>>27516811
Sororita get
>>27516811
No orcs? Rolling anyway
>>27518330
orcs don't even have a gender, and if you find one in a bikini you're either the luckiest or unluckiest man in the sector
>>27517286
>Implying Khorne doesn't have a RAGING boner for Slanesh and wants to tap that chaosgodboipucci with his chainsword every minute.
Headcanon accepted. Their conflict is because they used to date.
>>27517286
>Slaanesh degenerates
I can't wait for the Blood God to fucking rek that faggot
>>27518348
What'cha talkin' about stoopid humie? Itz gotz ta be a red speedo.
>>27516811
Hate to betray my hive, but let's go 2 or 4.
>>27516811
Roeleoso
>>27518330
Yes, demonloli! I claim this loli in the name of Terra. No one else is allowed to claim the loli waifu ITT. If you get a 0 you must reroll, or defy the Emprah!
>>27516811
Cmon something that will lock me in chastity and ballbust me
How do you get into Warhammer 40k? I looked it up and apparently it's some expensive ass board game. Everybody plays it or what?
Reminder that catgirls are canon Imperial subjects.
How do I get into Warhammer 40k? I just ordered Horus Heresy 1 off Amazon
>>27519256
dump of 40k pdfs n shit
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
in the background folder there area bunch of 40k related books.
I recommend Gaunts Ghosts as a book to read once you grasp the basics of the 40k universe, otherwise just pick one that takes you fancy and read it.
Alternatively you can browse 1d4chan but it has been kinda ruined by a tripfag who edited the shit out of all the good articles so now it is a mess.
And just remember that 40k is not meant to be taken too seriously, 40k is ruled by the rule of cool.
>>27519256
if you like the story, buy the books, if you like the models, buy whatever from a store, learn to paint, paint models, if you like the game itself, buy a rulebook and read it, then pick an army, then buy some infantry, and build from there
