I'm a Stacy.
I don't fit in maybe 100% with Chads and Stacies, but I think you'll find I qualify in just about every way...except I'm aware of it and have a nice dose of self-loathing.
So ask me anything.
>>27515077
Firstly post a pic with timestamp
>>27515105
Just a tiddy, but there you go.
>>27515077
Do you honestly think an unattractive guy actually has a chance with girls if he's "confident" or whatever?
>>332548385
Do you have any kinks or fetishes that would be considered "weird" to normies?
>>27515077
What makes you a Stacy, Stace-girl? :)
Also, obligatory
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>>27515237
disgusting tits
fuck off roasty
>>27515373
I don't think confidence alone will do it, no. I've dated some ugly guys and know a number who are either in long term relationships or get pussy on the regular. Generally, they're people that are fun to be around and interesting enough to hold someone's attention.
The ugliest guy I fucked/dated was probably a 3/10 just on face alone. He was quiet, so he seemed mysterious even though he probably had the hobbies/interests of a barnacle, and flattered me a lot.
>>27515077
Post face to prove you're a Stacey lol
>>27515237
You have cute tits OP. May I see more?
>>27515237
topmeme, lardbeast. you are no stacy
>>27515077
If you are a stacy, why are you posting on /r9k/? Is the attention you get off the internet not enough?
>>27515422
A lot, actually. I do a lot of BDSM stuff but I flick the bean to much weirder things (women livestock is my favorite, especially if it ends in snuff stuff).
>>27515426
8/10 on an average day
Well liked and accepted
Cheating Slut
I expect people (men) to take shit from me I wouldn't take from anybody
Use my wiles to get what I want.
>>27515435
Yeah, they've been big since I was little, so they're a little low now that I'm 23. My worst feature, for sure.
>>27515237
Lol hahahhah
>>27515237
>clearly fat
Delusional
>>27515469
Nope, sorry.
>>27515494
Maybe later. Nervous about it though...I've been posting nudes on 4chan for a long time, worried I'd be identified.
>>27515496
big heavy tits =/= lardbeast. I wear a 2 at AE. It's vanity sizing, but it's still not fat.
>>27515507
Curiosity. Think it could be interesting. I've been on 4chan since before r9k was created, and before r9k became...this. Not 100% normie but I think you'll hate me sufficiently anyway.
>>27515237
those are fat girl tits
post pic of stomach
>>27515237
kek
>>27515508
>8/10 with tits like that
top kek
>>27515494
Kill yourself, thirsty beta.
Does the self awareness liberate you like it does me?
Don't get me wrong, being witness to all your autism blows.. but isn't coming full circle a good thing? Helps me laugh at myself, laughter is best medicine
>>27515077
>except I'm aware of it and have a nice dose of self-loathing.
Stacy just hit the wall, she never had it all, one prozac a day...
That's literally what happens when you hit the wall. You get the regret.
Realise actions holy fucking shit, they do have consequences and you've made yourself unreliable as fuck and your looks aren't good enough to get you out of it anymore.
Everybody pays the price - women just pay it later.
Are you willing to leech off a man's money and live confy for the rest of your life?
Or are you atually doing something with your life and your own efforts?
>>27515077
I hope you hate yourself slut
I could only like you if you hate yourself
>i'm a stacey
proceeds to post the fattest tit pic ever
topkek
>>27515562
This, still no proof of real stacy. Methinks she is just a delusional fattie like how many robots think they could be chad.
>>27515587
Yes and no. I used to feel guilty about a lot of things, but I've decided to just take advantage of all the well...advantages I have.
>>27515592
Lol I'm not paying a price YET. I'm married and am sugaring at the moment. One day the attention/ability to make money on the side will go away, but I picked the right kind of husband that I'll be able to get away with pretty much whatever I want.
>>27515237
show ass pls
also those are small tits
>>27515603
s-sauce
thank you
>>27515077
How many sex partners have you had?
>>27515601
That's what I'm doing now but I don't plan on doing it forever. I'm taking classes part time and I have real career goals.
>>27515508
even your fucking tit has cellulite you far fucking cow there's no way you even hit 3/10
>>27515639
>Lol I'm not paying a price YET. I'm married and am sugaring at the moment. One day the attention/ability to make money on the side will go away, but I picked the right kind of husband that I'll be able to get away with pretty much whatever I want.
this is such obvious bait
did you find that tit pic on /b/ or /soc/?
OP is a fatso, probably a dyke too.
>>27515656
About 15 actual intercourse/bj, more like 28 if you count making out/titjobs etc.
>>27515676
If I was going to steal someone else's tit pic, don't you think I would have picked a better tit?
>>27515697
The last Stacy was hotter and less of a slut.
This one sucks.
>>27515720
or, you just found a tit pic with a time stamp from today that doesn't have a board written down on it
Do most women have any awareness over the advantages they have over men?
>>27515697
Lolwat you just give guys titjobs?
How tall are you and what do you weigh
>>27515741
Shouldn't the fact that I'm less hot, more of a slut, and leeching of a beta cuck husband while getting money from other dumbass men make you MORE angry?
So anon-catfishing-with-a-pic-from-/soc/,
What is your "husband" like?
Does he prep the bull or is he unaware? What kind of job does he have? How old is he?
And how the fuck did you get into masturbating to snuff porn?
t. Alberto Barbarossa
>>27515077
>So ask me anything.
Where do you live, how much would you charge for a fuck?
>>27515639
good to know there is always some worthless cunt who's a bigger human waste than me, you're literally nothing more than a cum dumpster
you and I both realize that trash like you should be locked up with your ass and cunt always ready to serve but this world is broken so you're able to walk free
have some decency and kill yourself sociopathic slut
>>27515077
is it fun, I bet it's pretty fun
>>27515237
A date stamp is not a timestamp.
This was posted on soc earlier, so you're either fake (99%) or just reusing an old one (1%)
>>27515753
Yeah. I hate blowjobs, and I have big soft tits. Might not be as aesthetically pleasing, but they're good for something: not getting cum in my mouth.
5'3"
Around 125
>>27515766
Why would it matter if I was more angry?
I liked the last Stacy.
>>27515799
>Around 125
this is disgusting, bye fatty
either take another pic of your tits with a time stamp and board written down on it or fuck off
>>27515799
>that pic
>125
CONFIRMED FAKE AS HELL
>>27515766
this is pretty much par for the course, it's really not suprising
>>27515750
Probably not.
>>27515771
He's three years older than me, met at college when I was still full-time. He's in healthcare.
He's unaware. He caught me once, and I persuaded him into an "open relationship" but then left him. When it didn't work out I begged for him back so here we are. I'm more careful now.
Snuff porn...I don't know. Sex isn't all that interesting for me but snuff/gore etc gets me aroused. So do convoluted narratives of abuse of power, but that's harder to find (in the quality I like) than guro doodles.
>>27515774
Washington. I don't know, never just sold single-serving sex. Don't know what the going rate is.
>>27515785
Why kill myself when I can milk the privilege I do have for all it's fucking worth?
>>27515792
It's alright. Sometimes I wish I was a different person but I don't have the drive/ability. I do have way more stuff than I would have if I were that person tho
>>27515508
>I expect people (men) to take shit from me I wouldn't take from anybody
and what if they don't? e.g. I and a big part of robots wouldn't since you're 3DPD dirty trash
I was just laughing at the photo, left the room for a minute and my boyfriend came in absolutely furious for some reason. I asked him what was wrong, pointed me into the bedroom, spun my laptop round and pointed at the photo of OP's tits.
He was insinuating not only that I'd put a photo of my tits on 4chan but also that they'd look like that if I did. An argument ensued.
>>27515888
so prove him right and post fucking tits?
>>27515077
please kill yourself and/or leave this board?
>>27515796
Prove it was posted on soc earlier, faggot. You can't.
Everyone else, I don't want to. It's a pain for me. If you don't believe me, it's fine but I don't feel like it, and it's not so important that you believe me that I'm going to do it.
>>27515888
>posting trap boobies
Go on, Anon, amuse us.
>>27515639
But that's exploitative!!!!!!
I can't guilt trip you, I don't have much of a conscience myself. I can't blame you for playing the hand you were dealt even if you do it underhandedly.
>>27515766
It should but surprisingly it doesn't. I refuse to ride your back because I hate it when people ride mine. Pretty alpha, I usually don't use that term but I don't know what else to call it
>>27515918
ok, bye then
roblox
>>27515918
the ride never ends
4/10 troll
>>27515905
I've been here way too long and judged too many tits to even think about posting my own. I was more shocked that he mistook OP's for mine, seeing as they're totally different. He is a moron.
>>27515881
There's always someone who will, I target them, obviously.
>>27515508
>8/10 on an average day
>Well liked and accepted
>Cheating Slut
>I expect people (men) to take shit from me I wouldn't take from anybody
>Use my wiles to get what I want.
>chuckle.jpg
Thanks man, you made me laugh. 2bh don't care if your a boy/girl/stacy/or not, just don't care about that kinda shit nowadays
good luck in life though
>>27515942
ok well go search for boob pics online and post pics of ones that look like yours
>>27515942
>seeing as they're totally different.
how are they different?
alsoleave slut leave
>>27515879
lol, every girl I've ever talked to has had more or as fucked up fetishes as me once you really get down to it, take note robutts
Dumn bitch
You will wake up one day and realize you're old.
Without real friends nor a direction in life.
By that point you will be married with a chad probably but once you're not apealing to him anymore he'll search for younger pussy.
And he plays his cards right you wont see a nickel after the divorce. A dying old cunt lonely in her room full of cats.
Actually Stacies and Chads are the ones who are cursed.
>>27515879
you can beg him back as much as you want BTW, depending on the severity of infidelity, if he has any specific thing he really dislikes just don't do that and everything will be peachy
>>27516032
How is a robot life going to turn out any better?
>>27515077
Why aren't you leaving?
Also, nice digits.
Just... please go
>>27516048
It's the waking up and realizing you're old but without halcyon years to look back on, robots are just salty about it
>>27515766
>it thinks this babby-level trolling can make anyone here angry
You merely adopted the anger. I was born in it, molded by it.
>>27515799
can i be your bf?
i have a job
car
etc
>>27515237
Despicable, lying, obese, untrustworthy cunt, that would do its 'husband' a favour by killing itself.
Also, way older than 23.
>>27516045
Yeah I was assuming this was the case, but it was a huge pain in the ass.
>>27516032
I'm saving most of my sugaring dollars and I'm getting a marketable degree...so...enjoy whatever sad shit you're looking forward to while I enjoy my youth while it lasts, and then my serious working days.
Feels good that the girl i like is a qt socially anxious bookish nerd, who is picky with guys and has a great relationship with her dad.
Posts like these make me grateful that the girls that are into me are always borderline prudes with social anxiety.
Once i get /fit/ i will have a perfect life.
why dont' stacies just volunteer to date us one stacey at a time and we can have all robots a gf.
>>27516107
That girl would still do the same thing stacy is doing here, never forget that anon
>>27516091
I have a couple sugar daddies at the moment...
But I'd date you for free if you can cater to my fetishes.
>>27516092
Mostly true.
Don't even care that you think I"m fat.
Definitely 23 though. Learn what actual human bodies look like, particularly naturally big tits. Not at all good, basically, is what I'm saying.
>>27516111
Because they want good sex robot
>>27515508
>A lot, actually. I do a lot of BDSM stuff
So youre a typical former-emo-now-tumblrista?
>>27515077
Wanna meet up and maybe fuck?
>>27515558
Ugly girl confirmed
>>27516107
This>>27516147
Trust me, I would know. Most "socially anxious" girls I've met are acting, or it's part of a fucked up emotional complex that makes them serial cheaters. Also, I have no daddy issues at all, it's not a good predictor.
Also...you think genuine fembot types are attracted to /fit/ chads? Think again.
>>27515077
Confirm this for me: People who are short and autistic doesn't stand a chance.
>>27516179
>you have to be good at sex to get a qt gf to sex
>you gotta have sex to become good at sex
JUST
>>27516190
BUT THE ARCTIC MONKEYS ARE GOOD AND I AM NOT A HIPSTER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27516098
>you
>too dumb to even troll properly
>ever doing a serious work or being able to do anything while not on your fours with ass in the air
>mfw
>>27516190
The last Stacy was vanilla only and liked
This Stacy confirmed for worst Stacy!
>>27515237
fattie detected.
(think we wouldn't notice?)
>>27516190
More like former nerdy virgin who started taking advantage of her orbiters and evolved into something vile to r9k's sensibilities. John Green is shit, by the way.
>>27516249
And liked her sex soft and sweet*
>>27516179
Anyone valuing good sex over a good relationship triggers me, to each their own tho.
I'll never understand it, I'm all for hedonism until you're in an abusive relationship because the sex is good
>>27516173
which is?do you have an amazon wishlist?
>>27515750
most do when puberty starts and guys start acting weird to them
of course, some manage to stay oblivious to it
>>27516218
I am not a /fit/ chad, im a nice-guy tier numale who is self aware and has self respect so i dont fall into the common tropes with those two archtypes. IE not a cuck
She isnt the "acting" kind, she's the "i just got off my medicine can i go back to watching movies at home now" kind.
Also she doesnt drink, which is the biggest green flag there is imo
>>27515077
>I'm aware of it and have a nice dose of self-loathing
So what? Does that make you any less of a Stacy? Evidently not. Your self-loathing is just a second wrong which, combined with being a Stacy, does not make a right. You can hate on yourself all you want, but it doesn't make you any better a person. If anything it's just an excuse not to be one. Your self-loathing is only a hindrance. Don't rationalize it.
>>27516318
Hahaha, I too have muh depreshun and stay at home, ostensibly watching movies at home, but actually talking with/going out with my sugar daddies. So...you probably are a cuck.
We're all the acting kind.
>>27516318
no you're a cuck.
moot even said cuckolding is for the thinking man -
>archetype
>trope
>She isn't the "acting" kind
you're not fooling anyone and like i said we're operating under the premise of moots presumption on actual cuckolds.
>>27516388
Nah not for depression, the meme disorder
She has the panic attack variety
And fuck you bitch, i am not a cuck! One of my buddies from HS that i keep in touch with got cucked a few weeks ago tho. Shit was funny cause he was just asking for it
>>27515888
Consider the possibility he was pissed off with himself for being in a relationship with someone vapid enough to spend their time on this shit.
>>27515077
>>27515237
i dont really care about those tits but post ass though and I will give you some attention
This thread is weird.
It's like all the tumblrcon that travels to 4chan decided to make a thread.
>>27516455
Hahahaha.
Women with panic attack are way more fucking likely to be faking it. It give them an out of ANY situation that automatically turns them into a victim.
>>27516482
i made this thread so what are you saying?
>>27516484
>trying so hard
accept there are actual real women out there, not trash like you, i know it hurts but just admit it
>>27516509
It sucks.
Also you're fat.
The Stacy from the thread a few days ago was better.
>>27516618
Wasn't me. Image is out of character and so is the typing pattern.
Of course she was, because she was a man lying to you.
this is pathetic
>>27516618
if there's multiple threads up why did you choose to come into my thread then?
i'm actually going through the thread to track down all your posts so i can figure out what your deal is.
>>27516715
Also not me. Shoulda used a trip.
>>27516748
Sucks that someone's trying to post as you. It's annoying as hell when someone jacks your thread.
Inferior Stacy or not.
>>27515077
do you feel "empowered" when your face is used as a cumdump?
>>27516748
>goes to school to become a linguist
>uses it to oust someone trying to claim op on a board designated for cuckold fetish
can't make this stuff folks.
>>27516796
Nope. If we're to the cum-dump stage I'm usually just glad it's over for a bit.
>>27516830
why don't you just not get to that stage, then?
>>27516936
Because men generally won't continue as fruitful a relationship if I don't. Some sugar daddies don't want sex, but it's sometimes easier to go for the ones that do and basically be a salaried prostitute. I might get away with "oh buy me stuff and then we'll go back to your place, ohwaitnevermind" once or twice on each guy, but it burns through guys and builds a bad (for my wallet) reputation.
Same thing with actual relationships: guys will only wait so long before sex and you just have to if you want to be in a relationship.
why are women always so delusional about their social stature
why do fat girls always think they're not fat
why do ugly girls always call themselves a 6/10
why do they always think as soon as they put on red lipstick that they're now "hot"
why is this shit
I thank god that women who will redpill /r9k/ like you do exist.
Feels good seeing those beta cucks get put in their place, realizing that yes, all women are indeed shit.
I have not been on this board long and even I can see that this is bait the responses are so tailored to get a reaction
>>27516190
i want to fuck this kind of girl so bad..
>>27517060
Probably because I can live a lifestyle a man could only dream of at my age if he inherited a lot of money. I don't work, I expect around $500 to be spent on me per date, not including allowance, and get small gifts constantly and big gifts occasionally (how I got my new truck). All while having no real living expenses and getting free vacations twice a year.
That's why.
If I can do that, I must be something special, or at least lucky, in a way a man will never be.
How do you feel about Muslims?
I'd love a pretty white woman to rape with some buddies.
>>27517220
I'm calling bs. I've known statues and none get gifts like this
>>27517362
Muslims are fine, I could dig a white slavery fetish thing.
>>27517384
How into rough sex are you?
And I'm talking like some heavy cutting, none of that boring BDSM ropes and chains shit.
>>27517371
Introduced to a ritzy crowd through my dad's job when I was younger, I still go to a lot of the events so I meet a lot of older weirdos who are single by choice but willing to spend money on me for sex or company.
>>27517416
I love knifeplay, like...with actual cutting, not the cold dull knife thing. I had a guy who would actually skin (only the top layers like 1-2 mm deep) parts of my legs, and I liked that.
>>27517481
So how often did daddy flick your bean?
>>27517539
Never. I have a healthy relationship with my father.
>>27517567
So he knows you're a whore?
I forget that you westerners don't have honor killings.Or honor.
>>27517634
I think he has some idea, but I don't think he really cares. It doesn't have anything to do with our relationship.
>100+ replies
the board is truly dead
>>27515494
because its so hard to find tits on the internet?
>>27517481
See, I'd like that, make a few cuts right above your nape.
They'd be really fast, kind of like a sawing motion.
Hey stacy, are you still here? I have a question.
What are your Go-Tos for rejecting guys? Do you do the "I just want to be friends..." or what.
Also,
do girls consciously not engange themselves in conversations over text? I've talked with so many girls (tinder, usually) who respond with simple, one word answers. I know this usually means they aren't interested but I was wondering if it was something girls do without actually realizing it.
>>27517761
If they're normal guys, I tell them I'm married.
If they're in on it all, I tell them I'm booked, or, if I really, really don't think they're worth it, I just tell them we aren't a good match.
I tend to be monosyllabic if I'm uninterested. If I just can't think of anything to say I stretch my non-comment out to a sentence or two. I think it's on purpose.
>>27515077
This isnt a drill
Titts or gtfo my r9k you fucking troll poser
>>27516388
>We're all the acting kind.
I dated a socially anxious girl who was a 10/10 with big tits. I know she was the acting kind. But i have met very pretty socially anxious girls who genuinely care about other people and carry the world on their shoulders. There is a difference i can spot because im a good judge of character.
>>27516419
Fuck you.
Im not even smart or shit. I am meme nerdy and that's it. I am the stupid but funny guy
>>27515077
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FAT DISGUSTING LANDWHALE ROASTIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
