who here /lovestheirdoggie/?
cat posters and edgy pet gore posters please go
>tfw had dogbro for 5 years
>a happy, energetic dachs
>got a prolapse in his back last summer
>pay for two extensive back surgeries, he comes out fine but is paralized in his back legs
>can't pee on his own anymore
>can't hold in his shit anymore
>just drags his himself around with his two front legs
>vet says there is a 80% chance he will recover fully and i can have my bro back
>he shows no signs of getting better
>had to take him to the vet and put him down in november
;_;
>still falling for pet meme
Your pet doesn't 'love' you
Your pet does not consider you its 'friend'
Your pet does not 'miss' you when you're away
Your pet doesn't care about your emotions, it does not 'comfort' you when you feel sad
Your pet is a stupid, dumb, retarded animal, that lives purely by instincts
>>27515270
Was he only 5 or did you adopt him after he was an adult?
Either way, I feel for you.
>>27515331
He was only 5
>>27515307
Edgy post you got there
Why are dogs the most shit tier pet?
>have to take outside to let thrm piss and shit
>bark at everything not their owner
>goes and disturbs everyone involuntarily to "sniff" them out wjen the person is going somewhere
>barking sound is annoying as fuck
>can't just up and leave them for a week of vacation unless you get a dog sitter or board them
>dog food costs a lot more
>constantly wanting attention
>barks and chases runners for just trying to get into shape
>>27515339
>facts are edgy
>>27514948
My pup is getting out down next week....
11 years together
>>27515307
>>27515345
>>27515352
t. 16 year old edgelords
>>27515366
I feel for you man
>>27515396
>WAHHHHHHHH STOP HATING WHAT I LIKE! DON'T POINT OUT FACTS TO ME, OR I'LL CALL YOU "EDGY". ME CALLIBG YOU EDGY AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU WRONG! WAHHHHH
>>27515396
>she struggles to stand
>still wants to please me
>stopped eating
>just shitting water
>>27515445
Wew lad. That is a lot of shitposting in one post mate
>inb4 that webm of the puppy getting fed to the snek
>>27515565
buying a puppy to feed a snake seems expensive tbqh.
>>27515529
But they are facts, and you are acting like a baby. What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have down syndrome or something?
>>27515565
pet gore posters get out
>>27515307
You misspelled cat a few times therem8
>>27515565
Why are snakes so fucking cool, bros? You'd think a creature without limbs would be completely retarded, but snakes manage to be badass as fuck
>>27515565
snek court is now in session
>>27514948
We could have avoided the edge and gore if you didn't post it in the title
Nice 2D pupper tho
>>27515646
snakes are pets for bizarre degenerates, for real every snake owner I've known has had serious issues.
>>27515565
This webm put me in a really bad mood
I'm really depressed now
>>27515704
well the fact it put you in a bad mood puts me in a good mood if that makes you feel better
>>27515565
Lmao, I thought it would be a cute for some reason. I'll have to hold on to this in case I need to trigger normies.
>>27515565
This video made me really satisfied. I fucking hate dogs. One of the only few animals I really hate. Feel like curb-stomping dogs whenever I see one.
>>27515593
people give puppies away free when they have too many, feeding a big snake is expensive so snake owners will often take one to feed their beloved pet
>>27515759
awwwww did one bite your little neet bum
>>27515759
how could you hate dogs? either adult dogs or cute puppies, they are man's best friend, cute as fuck, loyal as hell. we're evolved to feel a connection with dogs
>>27515822
You're either full of shit or really fucking stupid if you actually believe this.
>>27515307
Serious question, what is the difference between instinct and intelligence/thought?
>>27515307
Dogs are literally just as capable of feeling love as humans are. Stop trying to be an edgelord.
pets? oh yes I have plenty.
In fact I'm talking to them right now.
>>27515851
Level of sophistcation.
Thats like asking whats the difference between rotary dial telephone and modern smartphone. They're both phones, right?
>>27515345
>cuddles
>cute doggo face
>playing fetch
Literally your entire argument is invalidated.
>>27515822
>best friends
there we goes again, thinking that a brainless retard has feelings forhim
>>27515445
>spewing "pet doesn't love you" meme just to be edgy
"I'm not an edgelord"
>>27515916
bark bark bitch
There are two types of r9k posters. Dog lovers have a sense of self awareness, and understand that only they are responsible for fixing their own lives
Dog haters are place responsibility for their lives on others, and get mad when it doesn't work out and blame everyone but themselves.
This is true. If it wasn't, you wouldn't be here.
>jani is such a sissy he deletes a webm of one animal feeding of another
Discovery channel must be hell for you
>>27515463
It's okay, anon. Everybody has to go. Just know that her life was worth it and that you did right by her.
This is my pupper Cindy. Got her from a shelter in September. Was abused by her elderly owners. She's much better now, but still scared of people and other dogs from her time in the kennels.
If I ever meet the old bastards I will euthanize them.
>>27515849
not his words,but humans and dogs have been working together since ancient times. Since the dawn of man we've had this "i feed you, you help me" relationship with them.
Cats couldn't help you hunt.
Cats are lazy and self centered.
Stupid cats.
>>27515990
Good-tier pupper anon
>>27516007
>been working together
thats a nice way of saying 'humans enslaved whole subspecies of wolves for practical applications and bred non-cute ones out of existence'
>>27516050
>enslaved
Domesticated dogs live far less harsh lives than wild ones.
>>27516050
Literally kill yourself, anon. If you seriously need to suck the fun out of everything, you should probably just end it.
>>27516050
>non-cute ones bred out of existence
Explain your mother then
>>27515916
>he thinks he isnt just another piece of my internet megastructure
>>27516050
>enslaved
This might be a new concept for you, but this is actually something called mutual benefit.
>>27515966
Dog loverss are actually pretty unintelligent and prone to forcing their opinions onto those who don't have the same beliefs. They also love to project. You're a perfect example.
>>27516087
Living in the wild as an animal and hunting or gathering for survival as God intended is harsh? I love dogs but wut?
>>27516135
Harsh compared to living in a house, being guaranteed food everyday and being protected from any sort of harm, yeah.
>>27516131
Just let us make a fucking thread without having the fun completely sucked out of it, you jaded faggot.
This is my puppers when I took her on a hike
>>27515307
wrong, unless you're talking about 90% of cats
>>27516170
>STOP MAKING SENSE YOU HURT MY EMOTIONS
>>27516131
>Dog loverss are actually pretty unintelligent and prone to forcing their opinions onto those who don't have the same beliefs. They also love to project. You're a perfect example.
that so hmm
>>27516181
Here she is at the end of the day, at our campsite, getting some rest
>>27516170
Awww, someone's upset because he can't stand other people not liking what he likes.It's you.
>>27516186
so someone actually fed a dog to a snake just to spite internet memesters
wow
>>27516215
Beautiful pupper m8.
>>27516204
Einstein wasnt even that smart he just stole science from other people
Much like Freud most of his theories have been disproven, as the average post grad psychology student, like myself even, is smarter and more knowledgeable than him
>>27516198
No, see, the thing is you have no clue what you're talking about.
Dogs feel emotions like humans, just not quite on such a sophisticated level. They still feel attachment to us, and we can basically call that love.
We did not "enslave" dogs, we made a mutual benefit relationship with them, like the other anon said.
Not only are you an edgelord faggot, but you're wrong, too.
>>27516215
Cute dogger m8
>>27516248
>Einstein wasnt even that smart he just stole science from other people
le no true scotsman
cute
>Much like Freud most of his theories have been disproven
actually they havent
he was wrong about a few things though
>>27516248
>"I'm smarter than Einstien" - smell /r9k/ poster
This board is getting TOO ridiculous.
>>27516007
>not his words,but humans and dogs have been working together since ancient times. Since the dawn of man we've had this "i feed you, you help me" relationship with them.
So have cats. Cats historically were kept by villages to help fend off rats from eating wheat and other grains villagers were growing. In addition, they detered other pests way from food villages stored away for the winter.
Someone has a huge confirmation bias.
>>27516279
>DUDE FUCKING MY MOTHER AND DREAMS LMAO
Freud was a hack and a cuck as well most likely
Pet lovers are cucks of the highest order. You allow yourself to be played by animals that carefully evolved to be cute and display behaviour similar to human affection and love. Its even worse than falling for Stacies, at least with Stacies there's a chance to be rewarded with sex
My puppers and other pets are my only friends.
Pets are literally the best thing.
>>27516315
>Not being happy that at least one living thing actually likes you
All this video proves is that cuteness is what matters to this animal lovers and their ethics. You see, if the animal is cute, then it is cruel to feed it to a predator that ONLY EATS LIVING PREY. If that animal was a mole or a rat you wouldn't see so much butthurt people. The higher in cuteness the prey is, the higher the butthurt-meter will go and the more angry stupid mindless drone comments that will appear.
This is comment that nails it right
>>27516248
>as the average post grad psychology student,
O lordy. Was I supposed to kek?
>>27516254
Dogs cannot feel emotions because emotions, by defintion, are a function of highly developed brains. Stop fooling yourself faggot.
>We did not "enslave" dogs, we made a mutual benefit relationship with them
This is laughable. I'm sure dogs interests were really taken into account when humans decided to domesticate them
I like dogs and cats. You guys are fucking stupid. Why does everything have to be one or the other? It's not politics. There's no sides. My best friend has a dog and a cat and they get along beautifully.
>>27516306
>Freud was a hack and a cuck as well most likely
i wasnt talking about freud you fucking moron, im talking about Einstein
>tfw just woke up from a night of comfy sleep with my cat who doesn't lick my face
dogfags will NEVER know this feel
>>27516279
>actually they havent
The only thing he got right was defense mechanisms, and even then, only half of them have research support. The one that does have a lot is denial.
>>27516372
"dogs interests"
really?
>>27516422
>The only thing he got right was defense mechanisms, and even then, only half of them have research support. The one that does have a lot is denial.
i was talking about einstein, read his first post and then mine
Posting pupper itt.
>>27515463
Better kill it now
>>27516358
I've known people who own sneks. None of them ever fed their snakes puppies, but anyone with a brain knows the circle of life and the food chain. I like dogs but anyone who goes out of their way to view that on youtube and gets outraged is silly and probably looking for things to get them mad.
>had dog from age 10
>sister gets another dog 6 years later
>first dog died recently
>second dog lays in the old dog's bed and whines
Stupid fucking sister just wanted another cute puppy. I love the second dog but this was inevitable.
>>27516440
>"I DIDN'T MENTION FREUD!!!!"
>mentioned Freud in the same post he mentions Einstein.
No wonder why no one takes psychology majors seriously. Get back to doing shitty research that only 30% have been replicable.
>all these snake posters
bitches aint got shit on the mongoose
>>27516418
>cat licks my face
>feels like sandpaper
>smells like fish
FUCK CATS REEEEE
>>27516479
hey m8
i see you cant fucking read worth shit so ill spell it out for you
1. IM NOT THE FUCKING PSYCH MAJOR
2. i was disagreeing with him about einstein, einsteins theories have not been disproven
>>27516523
Look at this butthurt psych major guys. He sure is butthurt.
>>27516636
Im a STEM major, a highly intlegent Civil eng, history, literature, humanities and soft siciences are a waste of time
Get fucked kid
>all the edgy dog haters in this thread
since when did this board become infested with moslems?
Neighbor dogger that chills at my house
>>27516726
>lying about being in engineering
>he thinks psychology actually is a STEM subject
>>27516636
alright m8 fuck off
just admit you were wrong
you dont need to play le ebin troll for me
>>27516726
you too
>>27516726
>>27516846
Fellow STEM major here
This so much
Only difference is Im very into literature and philosophy myself, Just finished reading "the GOd Delusion" and also really into The Game of Thrones, books are much better than the TV shows
>>27516952
im not fooled senpai
just stop
its cringey, make up some new bait
>>27516799
OP here, I get that peopole own snakes too, I don't care. This is a doggie thread. I'm not the one reporting your dumb webbum if thats what you're mad about.
>>27516846
>OMG I WAS WRONG. DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL!!!
>>27514948
>wake up
>dad is being a cunt
>mom won't speak to me
>puppers sees me and wags his tail & brings me his stuffed animal
>>27517009
le ebin troller
so cleber i r8 8/8
i amb in a continbous state of foolement
>>27516799
Got any cool videos of snakes eating things, m8?
Snakes eating things is 2spooky, I love it.
>>27515618
are cats not pets? why are dog fuckers so retarded?
>>27517044
>now resorting to spamming memes and horse vaginas
Wow, some major butthurt to cover up how much butthurt and wrong you were.
>>27515307
looks like somebody's mommy didn't buy them a puppy when they were ten. go jam out to some Linkin park and you'll feel better
>>27517068
Cats are shit tier. Fuck keeping a box of sand and poop in your place.
>muh rat patrol
move to a place not infested with rats in the first place.
>>27515270
Tbh you jus made me cry senpai
>>27517081
i amb foreber trolled my thoughts hab beeb
grabbed by your troll hanbs
>>27517103
They will also claw your eyes out if you dare to look at them when they climb up on your chair or couch to dominate your head.
>>27515307
this doesnt even make sense
there are many animals capable of that level of emotion
whats the matter anon, let it out
>>27516215
Post more? You have a very cute dog desu
>tfw at uni
>tfw my dogs are at home and I haven't seen them in 3 months
JFMSUF
>>27516181
>>27516215
This is a good doggo
Hoping my pupper grows up to be like her
>>27516461
Nice pupper, is his name Harvey?
>>27517631
Pretty cute for a nigger dogger desu
>>27517103
Yeah, much better to have to walk your animal around in the streets until it shits on the ground and you pick it up like the fucking cuck you are.
>>27519062
Yeah, I guess you have it easy, you never have to leave the basement.
My parents have 5 dogs, it's super comfy to go sit with them when I read my books.
This is my little girl, her name is Zorra. She is only 3 months old.
>>27519163
>sitting in a pile of doggers
best comfy feel
>>27519163
Doggos are maximum comfy desu
Mine is going on 70 lbs now and I still like when she naps on me even though I always get a painful boner from the physical contact
>>27519062
I just put bag behind a bush till im done walking my dog so i dont have to hold a bag of shit for an hour.
>>27519188
Looks like a tumor. Better kill it now.
>>27519224
what do you think i used the banana for... baka
>>27519248
>baka
Kill yourself.
My ugly awesome bro dog.
>>27519269
i swear i typed S M H (without the spaces) and it put baka. gunna type it and see what happens, ready? baka
>>27519287
I'm gonna use your post to test that
baka
>>27515307
Fuck you.
If you didn't know we like dogs because if no human will be happy to see us we can count on our loyal friend to come up and love us.
Just because you are a jaded fagt doesn't mean you need to go annoy everyone in this /comfydoggerfeels/ thread, go back to /b/ pls.
>>27519456
Literally Kill yourself.
ORIGINAL COMMENT
>>27516476
I grew up with a German Shepherd named Zeus and a Black Lab named Sam. We got Zeus when I was 4 and Sam when I was 6 or so. Zeus died when I was in middle school and we buried him in our back yard. After a few days Sam would dig at his grave every time he was outside. Despite our efforts to prevent it, after a while he dug all the way down to the corpse and just laid next to his grave and whined at his rotting body. One of the most disturbing things I'd ever witnessed irl. Sam was put down a little over a year ago at the ripe age of 16.
Pic is Zeus.
>>27519456fuck off this is original 123 123 123 just letmepostgodammit
Just ignore and report the snakeposter, it's blatant shitposting and goes against 4chan's rules. He's -really- desperate for attention so stop giving it to him.
>>27515307
What a miserable bastard you are. Completely wrong too.
>>27520073
His doggo died and he's just lashing out
Ignore him, but pity him as well, don't hate him
>>27519868
;_;7
RIP Zeus and Sam.
>>27515307
Domestication studies literally prove you wrong.
>>27516248
>he stole science from other people
OH JESUS HIDE YOUR SCIENCE IT'S GETTIN STOLEN
>>27515345
>>barks and chases runners for just trying to get into shape
>for just trying to get in shape
>>27515307
Somebody didn't get a puppy for Christmas.
>>27520522
>>27515345
>barks at and chases after runners who are just trying to get in shape
I think antidogfag learned English just last week
>>27516279
You dislike Freud due to your fear of your lust for your mother.
>>27519868
fuck anon ;-;
