>go to the doctor
>find out I'm 5'8.5 and not 5'9
>go to get food
>service guy looks annoyed with me
>not sure what I'm doing wrong
>say thank you
>sarcastically says "yeah sure"
>get back genetics test
>60%
>get a haircut
>"looks like you got your dad's hair genetics kid"
>cut it super short
>I look like a balding egg
>get home
>say hello to mom
>"your acne is looking really bad anon you need to take better care of yourself"
>tfw wash face 2x daily, change pillow sheets, use benzoyl peroxide
I can't do it much longer guys.
What did the genetics test do? Determine if you're going bald because of his side?
>>27514951
It determined that I'm not going to get into med school. Uni course.
>>27514925
>wake up in lovers bed
>drink coffee
>get a ride home
>visit the doctor
>run home when it's my turn
>still not sure why
>chain smoke and fap all day
>mfw my genitals are on fire
>>27515067
Oh. Thought u had ur genes tested.
>my birthday today
>tfw only your mom wishes you a happy one
Terrible. I got into an accident and think it was my fault. It was a road I normally don't take and I didn't eat this morning so I got breakfast. Paid a shit ton for an Uber driver and my rental.
>>27516008
happy birthdaythot
>>27516008
Yeah, try: "happy birthday son, my slutty friend needs someone to look after her children for 7 hours and I know that you weren't doing anything so..."
ask your doctor for acutane. dank side effects but def worth it. I havent more than like 2-3 pimples at my face at once since early 2013
>>27514925
tell your bitch of a mother to shut her whore mouth. the acne isnt your fault my man. its will go in time
>>27516381
or just eat more fruit and less dairy/gluten and save yourself from the extra depression and potential bowel problems
