>shy, polite, and literally an ass kisser to everyone
>secretly want to fuck shit up and be a psychopathic super villain that people fear and respect
every beta male in /r9k/
Poo lala anon-kun you are so le edgy xD
>>27514834
>secretly
everyone has their suspicions about you.
you're fooling nobody.
You are not fooling them.
>>27514834
Bet you have an annoying as fuck voice too.
>>27515368
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Why is Celty so literally perfect?
>>27515825
She's a woman that can't talk that is always dressed in a skin-tight black rider outfit.
I always want to eat her ass and have her dom me. Shinra has such good taste in bitches.
Also, everyone here is more like a self-loathing version of that guy obsessed with an idol who drives the van around for the other more capable people, except there are no people, because no one wants to be their friend.
>>27514834
>Not being best character
>>27515914
>She's a woman that can't talk
Considering she's a legitimately nice person. I'd listen to her all day every day if she could speak.
Plus when she can talk she has the voice of pure love that is Sawashiro.
>tfw no headless Irish gf
>>27516119
You make some good points, Celty is too good for this world. I want her to sit on my face and tell me what a loser I am but that she still loves me anyway.
Why is Shinra's dad such a weird cunt btw? No wonder his boy is such a freak.
I enjoyed that show a lot more when it was about human trafficking.
>Want to be liked and loved but too much of a sociopath to accomplish it
![[HorribleSubs] Durarara!! X2 - 25 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.45_[2016.01.09_19.01.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HVpWWKy.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Durarara!! X2 - 25 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.45_[2016.01.09_19.01.13].jpg")
>>27516166
Shinra's dad is awesome and hilarious. Also a dick, but definitely awesome and hilarious.
>>27516200
Sociopaths don't care if they are liked or loved, you imbecile. That's why they are sociopaths.
>>27515947
>not being actual best character and disregarding 3D bitches and hos while hanging out with a bitch and a ho
>>27516269
I bet he insists on keeping the mask on when he fucks his big-titted younger waifu.
I can kind of see him NTRing Shinra desu.
![[HorribleSubs] Durarara!! X2 - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.03_[2015.02.09_23.44.11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nwz5uzm.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Durarara!! X2 - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.03_[2015.02.09_23.44.11].jpg")
>>27516410
>I can kind of see him NTRing Shinra desu.
nigga no
That's wrong on many, many levels.
