How many years left for you guys until you can be classified as a wizard?
In 8 years I will become a great wizard. And I will turn this shit blizzard into a shit tempest
>>27513992
I'm 19, just over a decade to go. Getting worse and worse socially as time goes on, more depressed, barely leave the house these days. Seems inevitable for me.
In 1 second.
(Origin comint)
>>27513992
Five. Never had any relationships.
About two and half.
11, in 11 years the world is going to be amazing though right?
>>27513992
6 years famalan.
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Can you still be a wizard if you can't grow facial hair? Ive never even had peach fuzz, so I'll never grow a beard.
>>27513992
2 years and 4 months.
>>27514023
Ten more levels for me. Things get worse and worse, there seems to be no hope for me left.
>>27513992
>tfw you will never be a HHKV who is too afraid talking to the cashier when she ask if I'd like to take the receipt
>tfw you will never experience for the first time again
>tfw you wan't un-experience teenage love
Life ;s truly suffering famalam
Hold me bros
>>27514245
Fuck 4chan mobile desu
1 year and 31 days until my mana reaches wizard levels
i either fuck a girl within that time or i kill myself
8 months
i'm gonna make it
>>27513992
3 But I'm considering turning into a sissy fag so I can enjoy sex and not die alone.
5 years and 6 months til witch status. I guess that also makes 6 months til cake status.
A little over a month and four years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPLtD6N9WO0
Ask an intermediate wizard rogue anything, young apprentices
>>27514726
>intermediate wizard rogue
W-what is an intermediate wizard rogue?
>>27514264
>killing yourself instead of exploring your magical abilities
>>27514295
>witch
Women turn into pieces of cheese when they turn 30, not into magical beings.
>>27514774
A wizard that is slowly mastering the dark arts of the 2D world. Fuck 3DPD
Unlocked my wizard powers 4 years ago. Now working on obtaining wraith status.
7 years until wizard status. I haven't even held a conversation with a woman outside of my family since I dropped out of high school. Thing aren't going to change for me anytime soon.
5 years 4 months and counting
>tfw time is ticking
>tfw 5 years + behind my peers
>tfw not attracted to girls my own age at all
>tfw already feel old around teens
I wasted my youth playing video games, now I have to pay the price.
>>27514868
>pay the price
>not getting the reward
those who don't believe in magic will never find it.
>>27514107
2 years, 3.5 months.
>>27513992
I was a 32 year old virgin when i acquired my virginal wife, i'd like to help everyone here gain their own personal female and make a tiny bit of profit as well, contact me at [email protected] for details
>>27514868
It's a gamble either way, anon. Maybe your sexhaving current self from an alternate reality got herpes and aids from some whore or maybe he was trapped into being a father and got divorce-raped and is currently drinking himself to death under a bridge.
Maybe not, but don't assume your missing out on a best case scenario type of path.
>>27515032
Why do you want to entrap and persecute virgins, Mr FBI? Please do your job and chase after criminals instead.
>>27515032
get the fuck out of here. you're as bad as a succubus trying to steal these noble men's mana.
>>27513992
5 years.
severe depressive shut-in reporting in.
pills left only for a few days and i am completely broke.
will try to survive on memes.
>>27514264
Why kill self? Kill muslims and niggers
5 this year.
roobblbobblboblox
>>27513992
Less than 2 years.
Already starting to feel the power.
>>27514814
Y-you know that you have to be a virgin to become a wizard, right?
>>27513992
8
slowly learning the very basics
>>27516105
What makes you think that I'm not the most virginial of all?
>>27516105
If you've only had sex with condom (and whores) but never barebacked you count as virgin or don't?
>>27516146
I don't know, I just found your weird terminology suspicious, as some normalfags tried to create categories for themselves implying "varying degrees" of virginity.
Just like >>27516194 is doing.
>>27516194
You're not a virgin and lost your mana once and for all. Condoms don't prevent mana transfer.
Any of you anons considering become a girl before you turn into a wizard so you can save yourself?
I'm thorn between transitioning or just becoming a fag. I don't want to gain wizard powers.
looks like i have the best chance in this thread. 12 years to go :>
>>27516238
I'm
>>27516194
Just asking, because someone once told me I still counted as virgin if I never barebacked. Anyway, my creative force shall not be damaged by this which I already knew: after all, Great Men such as Bach and Franlkin were not wizards and still their legacy lives on.
>>27516555
>someone once told me I still counted as virgin if I never barebacked.
Someone lied to you.
>>27516329
Do what you want, anon, it doesn't matter in the end.
I have about 8 years before I can say I'v become a wizard. If I don't fuck someone, or get a job and education till then, I'm willing to end it all.
I got 8 years to go before I get my wizard powers.
11 years and 2 months. maybe college will drain my powers, but I don't have much hope.
>31, almost 32yo wizard
I assume that people at work know I'm virgin because of the way I act, and every time my age gets brought up I immediately think that they're judging how pathetic I am. It's sad because I have a lot of talents--getting women just isn't one of them. Plus I'm a pedo so very few adult women even look attractive to me, meaning I have no motivation to get a hooker.
>>27515142
You triggered me
>>27516657
>>27516709
>>27516717
kids, please
>>27513992
3 years and 9 months. Soon.
>>27516850
I-I'm just an apprentice, maybe I'll drop out of wizardry school before college, sir.
>>27514029
happy brithday wizanon
I look up to losers like you
>>27516908
C-can I have your word that if you drop out of wizardry school you won't come back to bully your ex-professors and classmates like so many others do? We have a lot of students who are commited to wizardry against their will and they already have enough pain to deal with. Please, in memory of the time you spent with us, if you leave, don't turn against us.
>>27516821
>I assume that people at work know I'm virgin because of the way I act
How would they know? I'm pretty sure it's just a meme.
8 and a half.
Fuck, this is taking too long.
I cant be one, I lost my ticket to Wizard status last month :^)
>>27517120
you have my word.
