I have a story from a while ago that I just now remembered as I was going through my photos.
> be me, about a year ago, 17
> be with group of people doing location scouting for a TV show
> be alone in van with driver, let's call him Matt
> in San Francisco, shitty part of town
> parking is packed, but we're only supposed to be here for 10min, so we park in front of this empty looking apartment building's driveway
> suddenly land whale feminist with noticeable beard shadow appears
Pic related
> blubbers "excuse me sir/ma'm this is private, you need to leave you are blocking the driveway and my tenants cannot get in"
> "sorry we'll just be a few more minutes"
> land whale frowns and slowly turns back to migrate back to the warmer waters of her office
> driver turns to me
> pretty likely says "bro that chick had a FUCKIN BEARD"
> Galactus, destroyer of vegan pastrami, quickly flips around screams "EXCUSE ME?"
Cont? There's about thirty minutes of this.
>Cont? There's about thirty minutes of this.
Ehhh... nah, I'm good m8.
Did you fug her?
>>27513947
Continue OP, you don't have anything better to do
>>27513947
>be with group of people doing location scouting for a TV show
sure you were chief
Will it end with you two spit-roasting her in the back of the van, telling her it's for a tv show?
>>27514038
You mean chef?
No, don't continue. I don't care at all.
OP needs to learn touch typing
continue ive got jack to do
>>27513947
From that pic it looks like she does have a beard.
>>27513947
Eh I don't mind, continue if you want
>>27513947
pls continueRAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI