>normie mom asks me if I'm depressed or suicidal
>lie and say I'm perfectly fine and that she shouldn't worry about it
>she believes it hook and stinker
Why are normies so gullible?
They're expecting an honest answer for the most part. And if you do tell them they don't help at all.
>>27513834
>this is what normies actually think like
>>27513770
S C A R Ythis comment: original AF
>>27513770
Its
> hook, line, and sinker.
The sinker is what keeps your bait from floating on the top of the water
>his parents ask how you feel
Must be nice.
>>27513770
>go to tbell
>normie worker is really energetic. >order then he asks " hey do this survey for me it helps out"
>"Yea of course I will I got time "
>throw away slip.
>>27513770
>go to random gas station after classes
>quickly sneak into bathroom
>piss everywhere in the bathroom except the toilet
>do the same thing to a different gas station the next week
>please note that WinRAR is not free software and after 30 days...
>just click okay
>never have read the entire dialogue
>my parents found some depressive stuff on my phone
>asks if i have any problem (because by the time there were some group suicides happening)
>say it's just ironical
>they actually believe
>>27516113
it explains how they operate a botnet to monetise the freeloaders
>>27516102
Good job fucking for some poor robot janitor who has to clean gas station bathrooms.
>hooker tells me to use condom
>dont
>Boss tells me to have a good rest over the easter break
>spend my time worrying about my life and low effort posting on oirat ornament appreciation board instead
