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ITT: Storys from school
>be me, 7th grade, autistic, but half-normal, 5'6, but genius
>have to go to special ed school that pooled in tards, autismos, and behavior kids
>shit
>be russian kid, 7th grade, in my class, ripped as hell, but chill
>don't be marcus, 7th grade, in class next door, dick to everyone, likes to shoulder and cockblock me, also ripped
>don't be hodor, butt-buddies with marcus, straight outta serbia, around 6'4, also ripped, violent as hell
>first week of 7th grade goes by, get assigned to sit by marcus
>think to myself "oh, this can't be bad"
>i was dead wrong
>sit next to marcus, suddenly
>BOOM
>marcus shoulders me with the force of a thousand suns, and yells "HEY ANON"
>i shit you not, marcus does this every time he wants to tell me something
>proceed to tell marcus after three days of getting shouldered with a thousand suns to stop
>marcus looks at me square in the eyes
>"NAHHH ANON"
>fuckme.jpeg
>teacher then proceeds to tell marcus to stop
>hodor was in the class too, proceeds to stand up after the teacher tells marcus to stop
>a yodel echoes through the room
>the class just looks at hodor
>hodor suddenly jumps down from his desk
>proceeds to charge at the teacher, swinging his arms like helicopter blades
>oh shit
>hodor collides with the teacher at mach speed, beating the shit out of the teacher with his helicopter arms
>school security proceeds to barge in shortly after, and escort hodor out, while he's still yodeling
cont.
(1/4)
>>27511531
cont.
>hodor gets suspended for a few weeks
>in those few weeks, i get a crush on a qtea 3.14 8th grader at my school
>i wave to her every time that i see her
>however, my crush won't last for long
>one day, i see the qtea 3.14 in the halls, and decide to talk to her
>talking it up, until suddenly, marcus spots us two
>marcus runs over, and elbows the qtea 3.14 down to the ground
>marcus proceeds to look at me
>i could see the disgust in his eyes
>he yells at me, with the force of a thousand suns, and says
>"WHAT THE HELL ANON WHY DO YOU LIKE THAT HIDEOUS BITCH"
>i feel my autismo rage building up
>shitsgonnagodown.tiff
>i snap, and yell at marcus back
>"GOD DAMMIT MARCUS, I WAS TRYING TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH HER"
>after a few minutes of arguing with marcus, a teacher walks by and splits up a fight
>get ISS for three days
>fuck you marcus
>a few weeks later, overcome beta genes and actually get a girlfriend for once, but hodor and marcus are back
>have a decent time with her
>BUT NOT FOR LONG
>marcus finds out, and starts talking shit about me
>this time, however, i won't deal with marcus's horsefuckery
>once i found out, i tell russian kid about this
>a whole rube goldberg machine of shit was about to happen
cont.
(2/4)
>>27511680
cont.
>a day after i tell russian kid about this
>i spot him talking to marcus in the outdoor basketball court that my school had
>marcus wasn't scared of russian kid, but i knew some serious karma was going to happen
>this gon b gud
>what was about to happen, was a event known across the school as "clash of the titans"
>marcus backs away from russian kid and proceeds to strech
>marcus proceeds to over to russian kid, and tries to punch him in the gut
>russian kid grabs marcus as he tries to punch him, and throws him on the ground
>marcus gets up, and backs away once more
>tries to run at russian kid again
>a crowd is forming
>marcus charges at russian kid again, and he sidesteps
>marcus spins out, falls over again, but gets up
>this time, marcus walks over to russian kid, and punches him square in the jaw
>russian kid is unfazed
>russian kid proceeds to pick marcus up
>AND FUCKING SUPLEXES HIM
>marcus is crying on the concrete, a ambulance had to be called
>russian kid gets suspened
>but marcus learned his lesson
>however, hodor, hodor never changes
cont.
(3/4)
>>27511865
cont.
>a week or two after the clash of the titans, i was shooting some hoops with a friend
>my friend was kicking my ass at basketball, but i was determined
>our game of b-ball, however, was going to get it's shit wrecked
>i hear a familiar, faint yodel
>ohshitnigga.png
>friend laughs it off
>but the yodel was getting closer
>lo and behold, hodor was charging at us
>apparently he had a really fucking shitty day and he wanted to vent his anger out on us
>why us
>hodor's running at breakneck speed towards us
>shit man
>this is the end
>when hodor was only like 10-15 feet away from us, we hear a sound
>KKCCKRRRCHHHKKK
>russian kid charged at hodor
>hodor fell to the ground like fucking jenga blocks
>and is crying
>i walk over to russian kid
>and give him my snack money
>shit was good
>proceeded to shoot hoops with russian kid and my friend
>but alas, hodor, hodor never changes
>a month or two goes by, hodor was getting suspended on and off
>i see marcus and hodor in the halls
>marcus walks over, and shoulders me, followed by a loud "HEY ANON"
>hodor, however
>in his serbian mind, he had another idea
>hodor charges at me
>K.O
>i'm fucking out
>wake up in nurses office with 5 other kids that hodor apparently mauled
>school was in lockdown
>apparently hodor mauled 5 other kids, and left the school, with tardwranglers hot on his trail
>never saw him again
the end
(4/4)
I read that story.
All this greentext and no one was around to read it. Except for me and this other guy, I guess.
>>27513598
it was a good story
Fucking half giant Serbians
I enjoyed it anon desu senpai
>>27511531
Retards. Not even once.
It must be scary as hell teaching in a special ed school. You never know what the kids are going to do. And tard strength is something no normal human can contend with.
A retarded kid could beat a teacher to death in a moment, before anyone had a chance to intervene. And that retarded kid might not even understand what they did wrong. They may well do it again, without a moments notice.
Shit's dangerous, man.
>tfw the same height as a 7th grader
That was gold, anon. Pure gold.
>>27514272
ur a pussy
>>27511531
>>27511680
>>27511865
>>27512025
Fuck off with your boring shit story. 0/10.
Sage.
i know that feel. i was in special ed pretty much all of my life.
>middle school
>we called a kid crazy chris
>he was crazy because he would just start flipping out
>we were in class chris just burst out i'm tired of this shit and flips his desk
>i took like three teachers to calm him down
>next year was high school never saw him again
>there were another kid who never wanted to do his work
>he just looked at the problems and say i know every answer
>never saw him in high school
>in high school special ed kids are stoners and slow kids
>>27511531
I got more 7th grade stories if you want to hear them
>>27514247
I go to a tard school, and I can confirm this. I actually saw a tard walking through the hallways naked today screaming. I have never been more afraid in my life
>>27514898
lets hear em anon
>>27514247
>>27514247
As soon as he started typing in the reddit "tales from" speak I knew it was going to be shit.
good story, anon. glad i was around to read this.
>>27515080
>>27515143
Alright, here we go.
>be me
>7th grade again
>a few months pass, near the end of the schoolyear
>marcus has been depressed for the past few months, so no shouldering with the force of a thousand suns
>thank fuck
>i needed to get dosh, so i looked to my school
>talk to principal on jobs that i could get at my school
>principal tells me i could watch two 7th graders that were not in my, nor marcus's class during recess
>illtakeit.png
>go to recess, and see the two kids that i'll be watching over
>don't be navajo joe, navajo, 5'5, also furry
>don't be matt damon, australian immigrant, 5'7, looks like matt damon--hence the name, also a furry
>what have i gotten myself into
>quickly find out that when matt damon and navajo joe were like the ingredients of an atom bomb
>they were completely harmless when separated, but when they were together, mutually assured destruction was going to happen
>they were also friends
>first day watching over the two furfags, all is well until some kid called the two faggots
>i actually agreed with the kid
>navajo joe and matt damon charge at the kid, maul them down
>as a part of my job, i had to keep the two in check
>and it was a living hell
>as i'm struggling to get the two off the poor kid, although being sorta sting, i'm still a twig, i realize they're trying to dry hump the kid
>whatthehell.jpg
>autism is one hell of a drug
cont.
(1/4)
>>27515384
>don't be
What is this nonsense? Just say who they are.
>>27515384
>a week passes with navajo joe and matt damon still being furries and just being rowdy in general
>occasionally have to separate the two
>but all in all, the pay's alright
>go to recess on the second week that i had to watch them
>navajo joe and matt damon are on the computers in their classroom
>watch them
>oh SHIT
>navajo joe and matt damon are looking up furry porn, and they got past the filters
>watching their activities, i ended up getting my poorfag flip-phone out and start recording it
>just in case the teacher doesn't believe me
>their teacher is outside, watching the other autismos and behavior kids that composed their class play soccer
>tell their teacher that they were looking up porn
>the dickbag teacher says "no they weren't"
>i proceed to show her the video
>the look on her face was just pure disappointment
>go back into the classroom, and see that navajo joe and matt damon were doing a furry orgy
>matt damon was standing over navajo joe, yellling that he was a lobster
>apparently navajo joe was afraid of lobsters
>get idea
>over the next few weeks, i kept the two in control by just throwing a lobster plush that my sister had at navajo joe
>i get money for just doing that
>however
>one day
>i have to go to a party that the two are making
>oh jesus christ no
cont.
(2/4)
>>27515596
>their furry con was roughly the shittest moment of 7th grade for me
>i was trying to chill out and play some fallout before my mom stormed in at 6 PM, saying that i have to do this
>well shit
>i arrive at the school
>forgot lobster plush
>my fate is sealed, i have to deal with the two for 2 hours, and no lobster plush to scare off navajo joe for doing his native american antics
>go to their classroom, everything's all set up, and lo and behold, it was a furry themed party
>navajo joe and matt damon were the first to arrive
>look around for tardwranglers
>haha, none to see here
>because i WAS the tardwrangler now
>6 more kids come in, obviously furfags
>one was my friend that shot hoops with me
>i've been fucking betrayed
>the furry leaders, matt damon and navajo joe start talking about a movie that they found on youtube
>of course, it was furry
>here we fucking go
>15 minutes in, i see one kid milking the moose
>he cranes his head back, and fucking GROWLS at me
>the growl alerted two other furries
>the two furries jump on me, pin me down
>dear god there was saliva everywhere
>halpmejeesus.bmp
>friend tries to pull the two off me
>navajo joe and matt damon look at my friend with all of their furry disgust
>navajo joe is stripping himself
>hahaha, what
>a naked navajo joe jumps on my friend, and howls like a wolf
>how could this fucking happen
>mfw when all of this shit was unraveling
cont.
(3/4)
>>27515843
>matt damon lets out a ear-piercing screech
>all furries are alerted, the two are off me like at an instant
>navajo joe is still on my friend
>i get an idea
>yell out
>"HOLY SHIT NAVAJO JOE THERE'S A LOBSTER RIGHT ON YOU"
>navajo joe believed that shit
>proceeds to let out a tardroar of pure, unadulterated fear
>grabs the punch bowl
>chucks it all over the room, punch and glass is everywhere
>i crouch down under a table while all of this shit was going down
>the janitor walks in
>notices all of this
>calls police
>police proceed to arrive in around 8 min
>notice the scene
>navajo joe notices them, and makes a break for it
>slips on some punch and he's down
>the naked navajo joe gets arrested for attempted sexual assault on my closet furry friend
>alot of shit was happening, couldn't exactly remember, but i think the two furries that jumped on me also got arrested
>furry that was blowing his load was still blowing his load
>my mom gets called
>i go home after all of this
>continue exploring the wasteland
>mfw when i think about this
the end
(4/4)
>>27515080
UNDERAGE B& YOU AUTIST
>originalo commento
