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> fails one test at uni
> calls suicide hotline
Anyone else here /unifeels/?
>>27511505
I know that feeling heavily
I'm in a CC so I feel like killing myself over anything that isn't a 4.0 because without a 4.0 I have no future
Meanwhile despite it fucking with me like that I still am a lazy piece of shit
>tfw no future
>tfw might as well just kill myself and stop postponing it until I get rejected from transferring to a top uni
>>27511505
> somewhere back in 2014
> fail 5/6 exams
> go on a 6-week binge-drinking rampage
more fucks than one might think were given
>i know when that hotline bling
>that can only mean one thing
asdfghjkl
>>27511505
>3rd year of uni
>Group assignment coming up, cannot be done alone or wont be marked.
>dropped out instead
>ring suicide hotline
>would you like us to send an ambulance :^)?
>no
>would you like us to send an ambulance :^)?
>no
>are you sure you wouldn't you like us to send an ambulance :^)? tell us your address bro
>lose connection
>get call from police
>tell us where you are m8 we just want to make sure you're safe :^)
>okay m8 don't tell us where you are just give me a hint m8 :^)
>okay m8 you're right it was stupid to ask for a hint so just tell us where you are m8 :^)
literally why do these even exist
>>27511669
Sounds like a way for hospitals to get more sheckels.
>>27511648
um....couldn't you just do really well in the other assignments and still pass the unit even without getting any marks for the group work?
what percentage was the group work assessement anyway?
>>27511669
>see doctor to exaggerate my symptoms so i can get xanax
>"would you like to involuntarily turn yourself into a mental institute?"
>get my act together and start acting semi-normal
>>27511669
he fell for the hotline meme
>chemistry
>get A's on all the exams
>no matter how hard I try, never get more than an 84 on lab reports
>going to get a fucking B or B+ because I can't make accurate measurements
>was trying to shoot for a 3.5 this semester after averaging 2.5 over the past 2 years
Fuck
>>27511761
33%, and considering i wasnt that great a student once i started dropping assignments this big with more to come in the remainder of the year and next, despite not even knowing the names of anyone else in my classes, there was only a slight hope of me even passing with a shit grade.
>>27511669
to save roasties from gobbling up their tic tacs
>>27511591
Did you resit them successfully senpai?
I have an oral presentation next week and I'm freaking the fuck out.
>>27511505
take some lsd and chill faggot
I'd kill to be in uni.
>>27511505
>have to finish bachelor thesis in 2 months
>involves serious programming
>40 pages
>not a single word written
I'm done boys.
>dissertation due 20th april
>12000 words
>only done 5,300
it's not even that much but I just cannot for the life of me be fucked lads
>>27512944
I feel you.
Start on that program and just wing the documentation.
>>27512965
you got plenty of time left. just aim to write atleast 3000 words a week and youll be fine.
>>27512969
That's the case that programming is experimental and theoretical side i could finish in two days.
>>27512985
yeah I know, I'm making a mountain out of a mole hill but it's just finding the motivation to get the words down
>>27512987
Then you better put in more spacing on those papers anon.
>>27513029
I have zero on program. It's linux shit.
>>27511761
>>27511847
In addition some profs just straight up won't let you pass if you skip an exam or project because you'll technically pass with a 0 in it.
>spend most of semester going in to uni twice a week and enjoying 5 days of free time
>last month rolls around and suddenly there's 3 exams, 2 practicals and an essay to write
anyone else's exams all crammed in at the end? I have to go from relaxed as fuck to 24 hour non stop revision
Who else /communitycollegeonlineclasses/ here?
>drop out of high school at 16 because anxiety problems
>no drivers license, no friends, no gf, nothing
>eventually follow through on getting my GED
>still have bad psych issues, schizoid among them
>end up on meds after a panic attack landed me in the psych ward
>parents demand that I do something with my life instead of just sitting in my room watching anime
>eventually decide community college will be enough to shut them up
>notice that there are online options for the general education classes
>start taking online courses from the comfort of my room
>no interaction, no eyeballs boring into the back of my head, just learning
>get good grades for the first time in my life
>do poorly on the tests that I have to take at the campus computer labs, but still
>eventually run out of online courses to take
>parents pressure me to go to the campus to take the remaining campus
>"you can do it, its just being around people, whats the big deal?"
I'm literally about to drop out. I'd rather go back to being a NEET than sit in a room surrounded by other people for a series of hours. Hell, I'd rather kill myself.
>>27513050
>linux shit
They teach those at uni?
>>27513050
>>27513369
GNU/Linux..
Hail rms
>>27511505
>Submit assignment three weeks late
>No penalty because disabiliry learning plan
Woah lads, that was close!
>>27513367
Come on man, you've come so far, now is no time to give up. You'll be very proud of yourself after you've done it.
>>27513369
I've never programmed anything and i've been assigned with linux programming in bachelor thesis.
>>27511505
>be today
>sitting in class
>qt German exchange student sits next to me
>start talking to her
>she asks me out to brunch
>goes great, give her my number
>texts me 2 hours later to tell me her evening is free
>I have another dinner date and movie at my place with a qt red head tonight
>>27514990
you have to post that in every uni thread don't you?
>>27515060
It's been a good day...what can I say
have to do 10 min presentation in 6 hours and have nothing, will probably have to prep on the train
>>27511545
D's get degrees :^)
>take test
>teacher tells me i cant use my OP calculator
>put calculator away
>pull out phone and use phone calc
>teacher says no u cant use that calc either heres ur 0 on ur test
Fucking community college is shit
>get into a dorm a bit late
>because of this get a room where I am alone
>I win every time
>someone rats me out for smoking in the room
>I don't even smoke
>okay
>a day later I get a roomie
>it's a pollack
>poland yes we can slavsquat and drink cheap vodka
>all the guy does all day is shitpost on facebook and talk to his girlfriend
>he talks to her on skype
>she's in the fucking female part of the dorm
>he's really loud
>he starts closing windows when I open them
>I have chronic bronchitis and fresh air does me good
>he shits up the room with AXE with the closed windows every morning
>today I get back from a vacation
>try to open the window for like five minutes he didn't open it in a week
>he tries to close it while I'm opening it
>he fucking squashes my fingers
>I push him away
>he starts getting violent
>I'm in a corner
>if he starts shit I can't defend myself
>just laugh nervously and run to the dean like a pussy
>he gets me a new room and says we'll talk tomorrow
I'm so mad I didn't punch him.
Shit.
Chad keeps talking to my oneitis!
>>27513367
I believe in you anon!
>origimento commentario
