>hanging out with (female) cousin at my room
>note that he have a good relationship and are around each other frequently
>"hey Anon, can you bring me some water?"
>"sure"
>get a cup, fill it with water
>decide to tip my dick inside the water (don't know why)
>in the process of doing it, i hear some footsteps
>immediately try to cover up the scene, too late
>within some seconds she realizes what happened
>leaves without uttering a single word
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO /R9K/?
I don't know why I did this. I don't know what I was thinking.
Will she tell our family about that incident? Can she call on me the cops for this?
It literally happened 2 hours ago. HELP.
>>27511258
Water still intact
>>27511258
you're fucked. Prepare to be a sick awkward pervert to your family for the rest of your life. I wouldn't come to any family diners from now on tbqh.
you brought it on yourself OP. the fuck is wrong with you
just tell her you were making sure it wasn't too hot or cold
>>27511341
i dont fcking know what. it was like i was on autopilot. i could never do such a thing,
Tell her that out of nowhere you got this agonizing burning sensation in your dick. In a moment of desperation you hurriedly dipped your dick in the water, trying to cool yourself off. You had no intention of serving her that water and were going to get a fresh glass for her.
Make up some shit about having just gotten over a spider bite. Or you could say that you were cutting up hot peppers earlier in the day and took a break to pee without washing your hands of the pepper residue. Or let her think you got the clap. She's your cousin, it's not as if you were going to fuck her anyway.
>>27511401
yeah right you knew exactly what you were doing
don't try to make up a shitty excuse to shift the blame off you
faggot
Just say the water there might be contaminating it and you were purifying it with your dick.
>>27511493
This anon is right. You can't just say "idk what I was doing". It was you, and now you're just making excuses because you don't want to face what you did.
But seriously sticking your dick into your cousins drinking water is fucking weird.
>>27511258
Just tell them your magical neckbeard told you to
>>27511298
>water still intact
Top fucking kek
I will never know why you felt the need to post water
>>27511258
You're a sad strange little man
>>27511646
Just drank it. Tasted normal.>>27511678
Fuckin retard OP you deserved to get caught, I bet you fantasied about her coming in, seeing, then being into it but reality hit you like a ton of bricks.
>>27511258
Holy fuck anon, this is the kind of things that would happen to me.
I remember when a customer asked for a Yoghurt and almost got caught when i inserted "something" in it
You have some few options:
1) and most rare, she privetely likes it (unless you are really ugly you there is some chance) and doesnt tell anyone. You can aproach this option by talking to her and apologicing before she tells anyone, but fast, jsut tell that you dont know why you did it, worst case she doesnt talk to you anymore, make sure to tell her not to tell anyone.
2) She already told everybody, you are fucked, options are "easy" ones, like runing aways, being a hero or just leting everyone know your true self.
(It is worse to be a monster or that people knows you are a monster)
I dont think you are a monster btw :3
3) She doesntt tell anyone / You deny it
Enjoy your day anon
>>27511784
you OP,are fucking savage
OP you need to go all the way and tell her how much you're attracted to her
it's the only way out of this
>>27511258
Suicide might be your only real option here.
Now I miss hanging out with my crazy hikke cousin.
I wish he wasn't in jail for CP.
>>27511796
Personally, if I were in her situation, I wouldn't say anything to anyone. I'd have a 'what the fuck' conversation with OP, but keep it secret from everyone else. Shit like that is just too embarrassing to have known in family. OP may be in the most embarrassing spot for dicking the water, but the second most embarrassing position is being the person who almost received dick water.
Most girls are aware that boys are weird and prone to doing bizarre shit with their penises from time to time. This incident just happened to be a little gross.
I would look back and question any other times OP might have stuck his dick in something I later consumed, so you'll have seriously to persuade her that this has never happened before.
>>27511258
please tell us a bit more OP,we are ready to listen
>>27511867
Fuck off roastie
le orginalino
>>27511891
I'm male, and didn't imply otherwise.
>>27511258
I really wish I didn't read the OP.
Don't care if true or not but now I'm going to think of doing it everytime the chance comes around and I'll feel disgusted with myself for even thinking of it.
>>27511453
Not OP, but this sounds like a good idea
To be 100% honest with you OP I would just own it and never have contact with her or her side of the family again if you can help it. I have had some pretty shitty experiences with family myself but if I never call or see or visit or pick up my phone it doesn't matter. I don't even worry about it, fuck em.
Is there any reason you can't do the same?
I did try to get my little sister to suck my dick though, I hope she forgot that happened. I don't remember how young we were but I must have been like 8-9 and she's around 5 years younger than me. She was old enough to refuse and tell me no though, when do kids learn to talk and shit?
Also she found a stash of my porno magazines again when we were much younger and walked in on me with my legs up in the air jacking off on my bed. I wonder what she thinks of me.
Also if you're wondering what the most embarassing cousin thing is, when I was 17-18 I literally asked my cousin to fuck my GF at a Christmas party. She was a SJW and I was young and foolish and desperate because its the only gf I've ever had and at the time I had been convinced that its normal. I have not had a gf in like 6 years since her but I'm pretty sure I'll avoid all my cousins for the rest of my life now. The fact that he must think I am an active cuck and am into that really saddens me, it was a losers last desperate act to hold onto prime teen pussy for as long as possible and I wouldn't do it again.
>>27511453
This might be as good as you're going to get. I'm a complete normie who comes on here to laugh at people like you and I can tell you that most people either dont know, or want to pretend, that people as weird as you exist. Even an outlandish excuse like this might be enough to allow them to convince themselves that someone they love didn't do what you actually did.
I once talked my 13 yo niece into cuddling with me while i was high on speed, couldn't help it i am a cuddle addict.
