>be born
>dick slides against momma's vagina
>doctor picks me up
>poke him in the eye with my erection
REAL BABY HOURS WHO UP?
GOO GOO GA GA
EATIN MUSHY PEAS
SHITTIN IN DIAPERS
>>27510983
BABA BOO BOO
I IZ UP AND SPITTING UP IN MOMMY'S MOUTH DESU BABYPAI
>>27510983
>baby
>erection
this is next level
>>27511051
>not being a born boner baby
>>27510983
>poke doctor in the eye
>implying his penis is longer than 4in (the standard for a neckbeard)
>OP being a faggot
3/10 greentext OP, Apply yourself.
>>27511088
bitch i'm 2 hours old cut me some slack
>>27511105
>2 hours old
>underage
>normie scum
>doesn't understand the hardships of beta males and robots
>>kill yourself
>>27510983
GOO GOO GA GA
SLEEPING IN MY CRIB
GOTTA ASK MY BABYBROS
WHERE HAVE YOU HID
got an honest question, fellas.
does this whole "pretending to be babies in adult bodies" shit give you sexual satisfaction?
like, do you get har dhtinking about shitting into your pants and have your mum clean it up while she probably gets all messy and full of your shit herself?
>wake up, go take a shower
>after washing myself go back to my room
>notice something is wrong
>it's tidy and cleaned up
>it was a mess few minutes ago, just like I like
>feel my pressure rising, call mommy
>ask if mommy touched my things
>mommy admits it happily, like she's done me a favour
>that fucking cunt
>call mommy a dumb bitch
>i'm a 27 yo adult, mommy's not allowed to touch my Fate and Evengelion figures without my permission
>smile and tell mommy it looks like sonny won't be looking for a job after all and it's all mommy's fault
>mommy starts crying
>feels mischievous, I'm an adult and can fight back now
>tell mommy to get the fuck out of my room and order me a big mexican pizza, i'll be playing WoW for the whole day
>mommy is sad and doesnt interrupt me anymore other then to bring me pizza, she knows I'm busy doing important things
>>27510983
Gaygiy
>>27511239
It's this thing called "humour"
It was discovered last Thursday
>>27510983
>dick slides against momma's vagina
so technically you're not a virgin?
>ree, get off me board lad
>>27511273
Yes it's called last Thursday Theory (kudos if you know what Last Tuesday theory is)
