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This guy is fucking hilarious, why wouldnt you vote for him on that sole fact alone. Fuck if you make me laugh this much you can be president too. Why does everyone take themselves so seriously?
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>>27510893

I'm worried about the inevitable increase in the price of cheap consumer goods when he gets his proposed tariffs passed. I can barely afford this sort of stuff as it is, I don't want a 40% increase in prices just so some fuck in Ohio can work in a factory instead of a walmart.
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Actually his economical standpoints are extremely good, if the price of everything raises then it means you will also be able to get a job and get paid more if you already have one.
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>>27510893

>let him be president bro itll be funny
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>>27511106
>>27511078

>price of everything raises

Everything is already expensive as shit
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TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP UTRMP UTRMP TURMP TRUP FUCKKKK THOSE BERNIE FAGGOTS SJW AND NIGGERS TRUMP TRUMP TRUMNP TRUPM
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>>27511106
>extremely good
>same trickle down economics that haven't worked
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>>27510893
I sincerely hope he wins. Bernie is a full apologetic white person which is the most disgusting subhuman thing you could be. And Hilary is a dumb woman who think "Women are the real victims of war!"

Trump has the balls to go against the PC and do things that need to be done, like keep muslims out of our country. Just look at Paris and Belgium.
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>>27511665
OP here, i agree desu
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>>27511164

Exactly. I like Trump's stance on illegal immigrants, but everything is already so expensive. I'm not willing to deal with that just so some mexicans living more than a thousand miles away from me can get kicked back to their crappy country. Plus his foreign policy is vague and crazy-sounding, I'd rather take my chances with 4 more years of Clinton in control of the State Department.
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Anyone who cares about politics is a normalfag piece of shit. That aside, it's not like your votes matter. The whole system is rigged, the people literally could not matter less. Whoever wins was always going to win. And even if it did "matter" who the president was, you are fucking stupid for even caring about this purposeless species.
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I am so sick of hearing about Trump. I hope he loses to Cruz or some other wanker
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>>27511857
>trump
>losing

Hes like the goddamn captain planet of the repulican party, he will only stop when he wants to
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>>27511819
OP here again, i agree with this too. I hope he starts ww3
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>>27511665
Bernie is a jew, not a white person.
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>>27510893
I always thought he was just fucking around. he seems serious sometimes. funny dude though
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His policies would likely cause a noticeable drop in the quality of life.

I'd still probably vote for him because the leftist ideals need to be destroyed.
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>>27510893
It would be far more entertaining if he got in. The world has gone to shit anyway. This era will forever be remembered, with horror, as "the coming of the sandskins".
A story about Trump, the crazy american emperor, building a wall around the last empire would be a welcome bit of comic relief.
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>>27513849
His policies are aimed at increasing class mobility and QOL among working class people though.
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>>27513982
>class mobility and QOL among working class people though.

How exactly would they do this?
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>Clinton is a Machiavellian manipulative cunt as revealed in her emails
>Sanders wants to check everyone's white privilege

>Newt Gingrich said on Fox News that Donald Trump isn't a member of the establishment's secret society which means he never diddled boys, assaulted animals, or wore women's clothing for them to blackmail him later
>establishment currently trying to assassinate him through media before they try to shoot him for real

HMMM WHOOOO SHOOOULD IIII VOOTE FORR HMM WHAT TO DOOOO
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>>27514053
A lot of people are currently lacking working class jobs, Trump's economic plans are focused on getting more opportunities for them to work (hence trying to bring back domestic production) while getting people off of social safety nets like welfare. This is where the immigration policy is directed too. Pushing jobs into the hands of murkans.
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>>27513849
so you'd rather destroy gays and pro-choicers than have a decent quality of life in america? sooo edgy.
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>>27514127
Sargon of Akkad pls go
I love ur videos tho
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>>27513849
Where exactly would his policies cause this noticeable drop...?
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>>27510893
>Why does everyone take themselves so seriously?
Obviously you take this seriously enough to make these threads on a daily basis.
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>>27510893
He's a fucking idiot who spouts his mouth off about things he has no knowledge about and doesn't think of the consequences for spouting his mouth off. See his "muh foreign policy advisor is myself" comment.

Pic related. Trump is literally Dunning-Kruger: the candidate. Why would I vote for an idiot who would probably start several nuclear wars? I fucking loathe Clinton and her war against vidya but I think she's more fit to run a country than this buffon -- her administration would be largely the same as the Obama administration.
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>>27510893
I'm glad Trump is a thing, now everyone will stop asking me about why Berlusconi.
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>>27510893
Cause not everyone is a manchild
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>>27511106
>dude if the cost of consumer goods goes up 600% because of tariffs you will be able to get a job
u wot m8

There is no reputable, mainstream economist who will vouch for protectionism as sound economic policy. Trump is a retard and his economic platform is shit.
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>>27511665
Jesus Christ. This is what happens when you have no outside contact besides 4chan.
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He would make a terrible president, probably the worst America will ever have, but I still hope he wins because he's hilarious.
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>>27514801
Yeah he genuinely made me cringe
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Trumps bants is what sold me on him TBQH FAMALAM

Also, he's not hillary.
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>>27514146
Giving people jobs that trap them in the working class and are detrimental to their health doesn't create social mobility. It also doesn't help when the creation and protection of these jobs is going to cause an increase in both prices and pollution.

It seems like a better recipe for corporate feudalism than assistingn the working class
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if you guys haven't seen the can't stump the trump vids on youtube i highly recommend watching them.
also, i'm voting for him because of his tax plan where i would pay absolutely nothing
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>>27514667
Clinton doesn't have the people's interest in mind, she'll pass a lot of laws to slowly strip down your freedoms, soon enough we'd become Germany. With Trump, even if he's a buffoon, he's a buffoon with his heart in a better place than Clinton, he probably wont be able to get away with much anyways since they other branches wouldn't like him.

President who does next to nothing > President who's frighteningly efficient
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How much does Trump pay his interns to shitpost on /pol/ all day long?

>"i d-do it for free! it's just people passionate about a-an anti-establishment candidate!"
>he actually believes a literal billionaire won't spend money on his campaign
you faggots really are naive huh? you reaIIy think savvy marketing people aren't figuring out how to "co-opt" dank memes to sell you things or get you to vote a certain way?
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>>27514985
Stop copypasting this. Hillary was literally outed to have proven paid shills and I suspect you're one of them.
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>>27514871
>le cringe maymay xD

I can't wait to see the reactions from liberal faggots like you when Trump wins.
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>>27515018
>Stop copypasting this
Make me faggot. If you knew it was copypasta, you would also be the one spending all your time in these threads, probably shilling for trump for free lmao.

Do you really think a fucking billionaire doesn't spend money on his campaign? He's incredibly media savvy, he'd be stupid not to have a team of paid shills.

It's probably more likely that Trump is controlled opposition for Hillary anyways, given that he's unelectable and most polls show him getting BTFO in the general.
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But I am voting for Trump desu
I want meme magic to be real
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>>27515082
Did you really get paid $3500 for this? Damn Hillary is whack to waste money like this. Did she hire you with one of her craigslist ads?
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>>27511078
The prices will only be raised for a temporary period you stupid idiot. The businesses will return to the United States so they won't have to pay the tariff anymore and will compete with each other not to mention putting shitloads of money in your pocket when you get a job related to manufacturing or whatever it might be.
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>>27514979
>muh freedoms
>vote for trump he has a heart of gold totally not a shill btw
nah i'd rather not live in an idiocracy. Can you imagine that clown meeting with foreign dignitaries? Not to mention his idiotic economic platform. His viewpoints on the whole apple encryption issue are dumb too and he doesn't show much respect for freedom or the constitution.
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>>27515241
>found the Berniefag
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>>27515241
>posting a shill organization's opinion that's so stupid that even a known berniefag like Sargon called them out on it
Kek
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>>27515179

I don't think very many Americans will be willing to work for $20 a week. Prices will go up, and they will stay up.
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I am very mixed on Trump. I like that he seems to buck the GOP (and Dems) in terms of foreign policy, immigration, and trade (for those bashing Trump on trade, even Sanders has the same beliefs), and I like how he triggers the normies and SJWs as well as the dank memes. Otherwise, I don't like his hubris and how he acts more like a cartoon character than a presidential candidate. The sad thing is that all the other candidates in both parties are just as bad as Trump (albeit for different reasons). Trump does not seem to be aware how he is going to win a general election when he is being attacked by EVERYONE (even conservative and GOP aligned media).

With Trump, I am still very mixed and skeptical on him, but there is a lot of misinformation about him.

One thing about Trump that was good is how it made me realize conservatism isn't really interested in fighting back, so much as they like to be in perpetual opposition.

However, I doubt anyone will capitalize on what Trump has built in contrast to the deadend conservatism that exists as much of the American right.

SJW have pretty much taken over the entire entertainment industry and college is now more of a brainwash factory than actual job training, and cuckservatives are having debates about many tax rebates can dance on the pin of a needle.
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>>27515241
holy fucking shit
thats hilarious
this picture alone has changed my mind

YOU HAVE MY VOTE MR.TRUMP

honestly if you arent going to vote for trump out of sadism, you dont belong on R9K
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>>27515020
it'll be the same reaction as when bush won second time round

>pic related: Trump's America
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>>27511078
>Why does everyone take themselves so seriously?

this tbqh

It's not like it matters and plus all the people hating on trump are so fucking stupid
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>>27515344
Trump saved pepe
hail to the overlord of memes
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>>27514667
Nuclear wars with who? He wants to befriend Russia and mediate Israel and Palestine talks rather than totally side with one.
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>>27515455
>It's not like it matters and plus all the people hating on trump are so fucking stupid
its kind of funny how they all dont like him for the sole fact that he shits on minorites; like thats it? you dont dislike him because hes retarded?

this is so fucking surreal, im going to vote for a fucking meme just to spite sjws
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>>27511665
Bernie isn't white.
Bernies is a KIKE.
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>>27515280
>post specifically mentions the constitution and has a strong emphasis towards sound economic policy
>the first thing he assumes is 'le berniefag' meme instead of the things that that post implies
Proof that Trumpfags are retarded
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>>27515545
i dont understand how anyone can vote for a candidate who insults their race

if bernie talked shit about niggers i doubt you would vote for him
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>>27515283
>watching Sargon unironically
Opinion trashed dude.
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>>27515572
>still posting nonsensical /pol/ garbage
>assuming i'm a self-hating white
>assuming I'm a berniefag because I think trump is a moron
Trumpfags aren't going to win many voters this way.
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really hope that Trump wins.
he'll put an end to ISIS.
if you're male, Trump is your very first pick in any case.
it's hilarious some of you faggots don't see this. Hillary doesn't give a fuck about males and neither does the bald kike.

Trump is absolutely based.
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>>27515586
guys kinda lame
but i think there needs to be criticism leveled against sjws just for the sake of putting the opposite opinion out there.

you dont understand how low iq people work; they dont have any desire to search for the truth, they believe what they encounter and what they hear most frequently

i dont really think hes a crazy right winger either.
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>>27515615
>still posting nonsensical /pol/ garbage
when have i ever done that
>assuming I'm a berniefag because I think trump is a moron
sorry guess i misread your post, wasnt the original anon you replied to anyway
>Trumpfags aren't going to win many voters this way.
>assuming im a trumpfag
cute, how ironic
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>>27515586
>I don't like people who take stances on anything
spot the nu-male
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>>27515642
Needs to be a sane critique of Trump beyond "wow, just wow, i can't believe he said that, soooo offensive"

Mostly about how Trump's policies would be a fucking disaster for the country.
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>>27515694
>Needs to be a sane critique of Trump beyond "wow, just wow, i can't believe he said that, soooo offensive"
>Mostly about how Trump's policies would be a fucking disaster for the country.
who are you talking about? sargon? is that what he said

yes i agree; that's what Ive been saying, most people just don't like him because he shits on some minorities, which is really annoying. it seems like thats all everyone cares about, how much we coddle everyone
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Donald Trump is in no way a politician, nor is he the savvy tycoon he wants everyone to believe he is. He is, first and foremost, a television entertainer, and has no business trying to convince /pol/acks and hillbillies that he can successfully manage one of the world's most powerful nations with his vague, unspecific and flimsy campaign promises. He wouldn't even be anywhere near where he is today if it weren't for his father's wealth.
His entire "campaign" is full of contradictions, such as how he wants to restrict and impose tariffs on trade with China, yet the all clothing made in his signature collection is made in Chinese factories. He views war and torture like they're a quick means to an end instead of the brutalities they are. And, of course, there will never be a two thousand mile, 2.4 billion dollar wall between Mexico and America.
His speeches are occasionally funny in a cringey way, but I'm not sure if electing him and completely fucking the world over is worth it for a few keks.
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>>27515891
honestly m8 this is exactly why i want to vote for him

i just want to see it all burn
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>>27515754
>shits on minorities
Being against illegal immigration is not racist you twat.
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>>27516247
>is not racist you twat.
thats the only reason the public dislikes him though

not because hes little more than a tv host and not a real businessman or that he has the intelligence of a brick, but because of the fucking things he says about minorities

America is finished, let us bring in the first horseman and begin the cleanse
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I don't wanna get deported wagecuck
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>>27516378
>not a real businessman. Employs 10000s of people
>has the intelligence of a brick, graduates from the best business school, and has a IQ in the 150s
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>>27514940
Thanks. Those vids are extremely entertaining.
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>>27511819
This, watch Trump lose to Hillary in November, it's rigged
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does anybody have the death metal trump video, cant find it on youtube
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>>27514667
Pedro pls stop
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>>27515891
>nor is he the savvy tycoon he wants everyone to believe he is.
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>>27510893
>this guy is hilarious
>making a political decision on hilarity "on that sole fact alone"

i swear it's like you guys don't even care about anything and you're just picking the best meme for president
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>>27515082
Shut up Pablo
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>>27515241
Nice try Jose
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>>27514667
>her administration would be largely the same as the Obama administration.

No it wouldn't you retard. It would be worse. She's a backstabbing lying bitch who shouldn't even be in the race.
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>>27516702
>2016
>NOT picking the best meme for president

Users immersed in the internet 24/7 will pick the meme. It's science.
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>>27515621
Back to r/ledonald faggot
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>>27516590
>graduates from best business school
>he thinks Trump went to Harvard
retarded or just a trumpfag? i repeat myself
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>>27516708
>>27516732
Nice try, samefag.
origanaru
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>>27515891
>mfw reddit the post
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>>27516779
Niggerloving faggot bitch beta cuck
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>>27516671
>>27516708
>>27516732
Same fucking faggot.
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>>27516855
Cuckadoodledoo cry more faggot
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>>27516853
>>27516879
go home 9gag, you're drunk
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Trump caused a shitstorm by saying women who perform illegal abortions, like late term ie: basically a newborn, should face "some form of punishment".

Think about that, if a man punched a woman and caused an abortion he'd be facing life imprisonment, but our society thinks that ANY form of punishment is too extreme if a woman decides to illegally kill her child.
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>>27516993
Murdering a child would result in life imprisonment for both a man and a woman. Why would someone go to prison for aborting a foetus?
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the late web 2.0 world is great. i predicted the memeification of politics in my a level politics exam four years ago back when memes weren't "too uncool to be hip", and look at it now! people throw fists like its the fucking miner strikes, because someone is so good at self branding he can turn any interview into a stream of twitter piss.

As a staunch socialist it isn't that great but it shows i should of gotten better than a E in my exam.
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What ideas has this guy actually put forward other than

>muh wall
>I've got the smartest most beautiful people and they're telling me this is going to be tremendous blah blah blah make america great again
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>>27516993
Abortion is number 1 preventer of nigger crime you faghot
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>>27511798
>just so some mexicans living more than a thousand miles away from me can get kicked back
You don't get it do you? If they don't get rid of them then soon enough the entire country will be filled with them and whites will be gone.
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>>27514801
It's hard not to sympathize with him. Even the most benign forms of contemporary progressivism are violently authoritarian.

Unfortunately, they can only be countered through authoritarian means.
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>>27517600
>muh white genocide
It doesn't seem very likely that the entire caucasian population of America will be completely obliterated by hispanic people, or anybody else, anytime soon.
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>>27514127
haha i just watched that sargon video myself
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>>27517746
>out breeding them 2 to 1
whats that now
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>>27517746
White people are slated to be extinct by 2050 if this trend continues.
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If you actually take time out of your day to vote you're a cuck
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>>27518166
No you idiot if it's not a problem within my lifetime then it's not a problem at all
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>>27515891
What? None of those criticisms even made any sense.

He is worth ten billion dollars. Having is clothes made in china in irrelevant, he actually talks about that all the time and explains why he (and other businesses) need to do this, and why he wants to change it.
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>>27516993
He just made an official statement he meant punishment of the doctor should laws pass banning abortion, he kinda screwed the pooch on that one. I honestly don't think he gives a shit about abortion one way or another and will just let the states deal with it individually.
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>An SJW pandering old guy who wants to tax me up the ass for a free doctor I'll never use who is set to lose the nomination anyway
>A woman who is just Obama but with a criminal record
>A religious nutjob owned by banks
>A literal who funded by Soros who wants to keep fucking with the Ruskies for no real reason

Really there's no other option for me but Donald
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Interesting...... bump
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I really want to meme myself into becoming mayor with his campaign strategy.
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>>27510893
You're right. He's a funny guy. Many will laugh if he becomes the president.
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>>27510893
Sanders genuinely wants to make mental health care free for all ;_;
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>>27510893
because not everyone's lives are a fucking joke like yours
we weren't all born into a family that's well off financially
nor did we have the ability to pick our parents
meanwhile you think what he's going to do is a joke
there are others working hard to just pay the rent before they get evicted once again
while your family buys you a new car because "happy 18th birthday"
while someone else is wondering if they will have something to eat that same night
Fuck you
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Fuck Marxism. The future looks hopeful with Trump in the white house.
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>>27518200

They're projected to be outnumbered, you dumbass, not extinct. And that's assuming that you don't count white hispanics (like Ted Cruz) as white, which we almost certainly will the way we have historically eventually considered every other light-skinned immigrants "white" eventually (like the Italians, Irish, Germans, and Swedish).
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>>27517600
Third generation Mexican here. Don't speak Spanish and my dad is white. I also exclusive fuck white girls. Coming to a town near you.
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