if you were to die today, how many people would show up to your funeral?
I imagine a few. Lots of people wish I would die.
Probably like most of my cousins, so 4 people, my aunt and uncle on my moms so that's a total of 6. My parents, step parents, and siblings. So a total of 12. I have like 3 friends so I imagine they'd show up so 15. Idk who else would. My boss might go so that's 16.
It's possible my step brother would go? So 17, and if he brings his wife 18. Some of my moms friends might go bringing the total closer to 22.
Oh my other brother would definitely come. 23.
I'll say 25 people would probably come.
Family and relatives, which is a large fucking number.
>>27509963
Same plus normies I went to hs with would show up and pretend to care even though they helped contribute to my early grave
Probably lots of people, but not because of me, because of my mother who has lots of friends.
>>27509793
Quite a lot to be honest.
Over 40?
>>27509793
WAHHHHHHHHHHH ONLY A FEW KEKOO
nobody would my family hate me
~50-200 people
A couple dozen, probably.
Close family and whatnot.
A few of my friends, assuming they aren't busy working that day.
Maybe a few randoms from back in the day, if they care at all.
It's okay. Would you honestly want hundreds of people crying over you just to prove you were worth any sort of merit? Kind of selfish.
My parents. That's it.
>>27509793
In my country? Probably the rest of the neighborhood, but they'll just be there for the free coffee and snacks. Culture and all that shit.
