any stories of roasties being unexplainably nice to you robots?
>used to sit alone all the time in lunch
>didn't care cus autism
>had a 9/10 roastie slut constantly ask me if i wanted to sit with her and company
>always denied
>continued to write and draw cs/go strategy plans on notebook
>>27509498
Okay, what the fuck is a roasty? I haven't been here in a while and all of a sudden everyone is using this term.
>>27509498
She wanted to be cool with you when you shot up the school.
>>27509778
or wanted to be able to copy his homework...
>>27509498
>McDonald's
Get your shit together Anon, that should be an Arby's logo.
>>27509747
Roastie - is stereotypical normal girl. Roastie term - because she has large pussy lips which makes it appear as beef roast.
>>27509498
Not just roasties, but normies and shit.
>go to every lecture in my third year atm
>sit at front of class making detailed notes, so that I don't have to do them later and more time for revision.
>nobody really talks to me anyways and missing them is pointless.
>be in library a couple of weeks ago, finishing an assignment.
>group of normies from my class come upto me, talking to me etc, asking if I wanna study with them etc.
>virtually the first time this year they've ever noticed me or talked to me.
mfw when I say no.
>>27509796
This.
Stacie's aren't nice to you if they don't want something in return.
She was either trying to inflat her ego by hanging out with the quiet loner so she could brag to her friends and gain love for doing so, or she just wanted a favor from you like copying your homework or sparing her life if you ever snapped.
All women should die.
>>27509498
>Heyy anon, do you want to sit with me and my friends to show them how nice I am? :)
>>27509885
Tbh I was nice to the weird loner kids in high school because I knew we would end up having identical interests, specifically edgy libtard politics and 4chan, and would get along brilliantly but I looked like such a normie that it was such a weird process.
You guys are so judgemental and autistic and you wonder why you don't have women. You fags don't deserve a good woman, you barely deserve eachother
>>27509885
>Stacie's aren't nice to you if they don't want something in return.
That's what I've always assumed. Either that or they're merely mocking me.
Is is any surprise I'm kissless and hugless?
if a roastie is nice to you its probably because of a bet they made with their stacey friends to humiliate you. they wont get me again
>>27509498
>faggot
Wait a minute... that's a pussy
>>27509498
CSGO was released in 2012
You are most likely underage.
>>27509827
And have any of you seen a vagina IRL?
she just wanted an extra beta orbiter
I've seen a couple girls who go this route, they look for guys who have no friends so it's less competition and get them hooked
>>27509983
I have. Can only speak for myself though.
>>27509961
Yup.
So much of this. All women do is satisfy their sadistic bloodlust by humiliating us beta robots. They get a kick out of our suffering. Women truly are not human. They're some form of evil demonic beings.
>>27509983
Im not sure you understand the concept of insulting someone
>>27509983
Yeah. I watch porn. I go on chaturbate. I masturbate on omegle.
>>27509827
I'm grateful that I have pretty pink pussy lips.
I hope they never get roastie looking. I mean, I guess I won't care once I'm a grandma.
>>27510058
HEY BOYS
*tee hee*
DID YOU KNOW THAT
*tosses hair*
WAIT WAIT
*fucks chad*
HOLD ON
*collects alimony*
HAHA
*collects child support*
I AM
*destroys someone else's hobby*
IN FACT
*makes false rape accusation*
WAIT FOR IT
*laughs at crappy sitcom*
A GIRL
>>27510209
Sometimes when im just sat at home i repeatedly say in my head ALIMONY, it's like this loud big thing haha
>>27510008
Bonus points when they can barely hold in their laughter and their friends are doubled over laughing in the distance. There's a very simple solution though, ignore them, don't look at them, never respond if they say something.
>>27509942
It`s because we were bullied into becoming cynical ,friendless faggots by normies like you. I don`t wonder why I don`t have women. I`ve just accepted that 3D women suck balls and I need to act like Chad to get them.
>>27510209
What are you even trying to say? Never try comedy
>>27509747
Virgins think vaginas fall apart if a woman has sex with more than 2 guys ever
>>27510561
>if she sleeps around excessively
FTFY
>>27509885
Betas are only nice when they're trying to get laid, when in reality they are all the biggest most judgemental assholes around.
>high school
>was a loner metalhead
>sat behind cheerleader floozy in english class
>she never really said anything to me
>walking home from bus stop one day and a jeep pulls up next to me
>it is cheerleader floozy and her cheerleader friend
>floozy says, hey anon, do you want a ride?
>its only like three blocks, but w/e
>i get in the back and they drop me off at home
>it was only like a 30 second ride and no one really said anything to me
>floozy started talking to me in class after that
>asking about the band tshirts i wore and stuff
>told me its cool how i don't follow trends and do my own thing
>thisisreallyweird.jpg
>floozy randomly disappeared from class a few weeks later
>heard she had some kind of mental breakdown
>i think her parents were having a messy divorce or something
>never saw her again
>>27510580
Having sex with one guy is excessive to robots.
Why do different guys damage it but the same one doesn't?
>>27509498
Some roasties are nice some just ignore me.
I guess some of them find me nonthreatening and cute and some find me boring.
>>27510475
>not knowing the hol up meme
>>27510611
Well if it's just one steady partner then the damage doesn't matter since it's just between those two. Problem is when you start to pass that problem down the line. Personally, I don't care too much, I just don't feel like fucking someone who I perceive as being used.
>>27509498
She wanted to be nice to the "loser" so that she could make herself feel good about herself. She wanted to use you just to make herself feel good. You made the right choice.
>>27510679
Had the same shit happen to me before I switched to homeschooling.Some roastie wanted to "integrate" me into the class.She talked to me like once in a while.It`s like she pretended to protect me from bullying,but in reality wanted to make herself look good.It`s like she said she wanted to help me,then did nothing else except feed me empty hopes.
>someone wants to talk
>it must be because they want to hurt me
maybe she just wanted to suck your dick, OP. you'd be surprised.
>>27510654
Wow youre an asshole. But all robots are
>>27510584
>"betas are actually assholes, if they really were nice then they'd have girls"
Nice just world fallacy
>>27510463
Somewhat this. By now I can't remember if I gradually turned evil or if I simply was born evil though.
>>27510561
I think most people know that pussies look about as different as dicks do and that they'll be reasonably tight as long as they haven't had 15 kids or something, and even in those cases they're pretty guaranteed to make friction with your dick anyway. But it's fun to throw around memes and stuff.
>>27510774
What are you gonna do, roastie? You gonna force me to fuck you at gunpoint? You gonna RAPE me?
>>27510774
>be on robothome preaching my superiority over robots
>gain something from this experience apparently
consider suicide
>>27509977
2012 + 4
highschool is 4 years
only under if this was middle school
>>27510584
This can be true as well. Got a Stacey sister, she brought home this goth idiot in a long leather coat that she met on the internet, we called him Batman later on, was one of her first dates. She tried to do lots of things with him, vidya, bake some stuff, movies, showed him around on the farm, shooting clay targets, motocross etc, she tried so hard to be a good host and he was completely unresponsive, until they were going to sleep, he took some pills which he didn't want to tell what they were, then he kept nagging her for hours about fucking, "hurr why did you ask me to come here". I hope he killed himself.
>>27510808
>Somewhat this. By now I can't remember if I gradually turned evil or if I simply was born evil though.
I was a nice kid really.Used to be concerned with everyone`s feelings and tried to make every person I saw like me and was generally very friendly.You can guess how this kind of behaviour,coupled with autism worked out for me.
>>27510894
Are we talking about genuine autism?
>>27510921
Yes,we are talking about the fact that I was a high-functioning autist.
>>27510859
I`m sure you`re just jealous of the attention your sister gave your fellow robot.If he was one of course.
>>27511009
Damn, can't fool you anon
One time I was in Canada and a hot waitress said my freckles were cute. She probably just wanted a tip though.
>>27510561
I don't understand how this place got to be so shit..
>>27510475
/pol/ may may
>>27509883
v devilish of u ;)
>>27509498
>continued to write and draw cs/go strategy plans on notebook
Don't do that at school, it will look really suspicious.
>at uni
>all I do is draw in class
>every now and then, a roastie will compliment my drawings out of nowhere
I don't know how to feel. If they complimented Chad's drawings, I'd think "typical slut", but when they compliment mine I really doubt they're hitting on me.
>>27512607
Just say thanks, and smile. Fit in.
>Go to orienteering event
(It's basically running around the woods trying to reach goalposts. There's some strategic planning - ie do you take the long way through a field or cut through dense terrain)
>National Guard troopers are doing the event with us
>Be stubborn sperglord who wears sneakers everywhere
>Start slipping down hill
>Athletic Mexican national guard soldier girl grabs my arm, stopping me from falling
I still think about her and feel guilty whenever I laugh at a Mexican joke someone tells
Some hottie who I thought would probably be some prudish roastie cunt helped me finish my task even though class was over and she might miss her bus if she doesn't go
>tfw she was kind enough to talk with me but I was too much of a loser back then that I didn't even bother to make a move or anything
A fat slut at my workplace bought me a soda once.
>>27512562
Never looked at it that way. Probably why they were trying to be friendly with me.
It does look very worrying if you saw some weird outcast like me sitting alone drawing something like this
>>27513033
Be glad that you aren't middle eastern, I'd have the school cop on my ass if I had the nerve to do anything like that, and this is a heavy white school sooo yeah...
>>27509913
this desu familia
original comment
>>27510595
>Roasties need to have mental breakdowns to be nice
What a surprise
>>27510580
Vaginas don't change like that. I'm in my mid twenties and have had a lot of sex and my vagina looks the same as it did when I was a virgin
>>27509913
>I wish he had friends! :(
>no I don't want to be his friend he's weird lol
Anyway here's my story
>on a school trip
>bus pulls over for lunch
>while we're waiting for the teacher to get reach I talk to a Stacey while my friends were having a snowball fight (it had recently snowed and there was some collected in the parking lot)
>she tells me I'm funny and smart
>"but you're too good for your friends"
>mfw
>>27513401
>she's mean to robots in a thread about roasties being nice
>>27513461
Sorry, I didn't intend that to come across as mean.
>>27509498
People here complain about mistreatment by normalfags but when they actually try being nice, you turn them down. You chose this, not they.
>>27513033
Not really, you could be doing planimetry to shoot... a film, not a gun!
>>27510679
Or maybe she was just being genuinely nice. You faggots are some paranoid motherfuckers
>>27510808
>09
Supperrr hardcore broo
Lolz so edgy
>>27511746
It's a board for mentally unstable people. Soo.........
>>27513401
Nice one Robot. No stop being a faggot and drop the "I a Gurlll" act.
>>27509498
My mommmy makes dinner for me
