What's one reason I shouldn't kill myself
In some years you'll be able to create your own perfect virtual reality. Just hang tight until then, anon.
>>27509146
Maybe tomorrow you'll meet love of your life.
>>27509146
don't do it man, just suffer like the rest of us
For the shitposting of course!
None. There are none. If you want to do it, please do it.
wait and see what happens next
If you need someone on 4chan to tell you why you should live, you probably don't have a life worth living. Just do it.
because you have plenty of years to live for
>>27509146
You have to become an autistic shitposting meme machine, it's your destiny. Truth right here, just look above my post and look at the numbers you see.
>>27509146
you're gay
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So edgy telling people to just do it
>>27509146
Dank memes
If that's not enough then end it. Life really never gets better
t. 31 yo KV
>tfw life is a mess
>tfw too cowardly to kill self
>tfw merely exist
this is torture. it's just an unspecified number of days until I end up a fucking bum on the street
why does it seem like life itself rejects me
>>27509146
well after like 30 years machines will replace most human workers and everyone will be a neet like you my friend.
>>27509447
How is it edgy?
It's pretty callous of you to keep a suffering person alive for no reason.
I'm not saying "kill yourself". I'm saying "kill yourself if you want to kill yourself".
>>27509146
There is a lot of amazing tasting food out there
>>27509628
Not a neet fampai
Oregano comment
>>27509177
wtf is this disney bullshit, gtfo
>>27509707
>implying it's impossible
>>27509717
it's also possible that my mother dies in a house fire tomorrow
>>27509146
Suicide has become a meme, so you can't do it without becoming a normalfag
>>27509146
You won't be able to whore for attention anymore.
Face it, it's what you live for. As if you're ever going to commit suicide.
here's a reason: you're gonna be too scared to do it.
i've been there. i've been at the point where i'm looking down the barrel of a loaded gun but i was too scared to actually do it. it's gonna happen to you. it's basic biological instinct. you're gonna have the gun ready or stand on the ledge or put your neck in the noose and you aren't gonna do it because you're terrified. you're gonna panic. then you'll calm down and give up. it takes an insane amount of courage to actually take your own life.
too scared to live, too scared to die.
>>27509949
This nigga gets it.
Slavery upon slavery.
>>27509949
>standing on ledge or using a gun
nah fuck it, if I do it i'll just put the exit bag on and go to sleep, sounds peaceful man.
>>27510433
Stop wasting helium
>>27510433
they dilute the tanks with oxygen now
>>27510524
>>27510470
That's why you buy pure argon from a welding shop.
Dumbass normies think they can outsmart me when I want to die.
>>27510470
>can't even remove yourself from the planet without being a burden on natural resources
why even live
>>27510524
That's bullshit
I can order 99.6% helium off amazon right now
Where did you get that stock image where you can fill in the text on the key again?
>>27509146
You've obviously failed at everything else, so you'll probably fail at killing yourself too.
>>27510577
I don't care if you kill yourself, just don't waste the helium.
>>27510931
Just for you, I'm going to fill a 300 cubic foot tank will helium and empty it into the atmosphere several times before I use it to kill myself.
>>27510931
The problem with helium is the US selling a shit ton of theirs not a few people killing themselves
