ITT: Autistic shit you did as a kid
>School brings out a limbo bar for sports day
>In line to try it
>Behind two of the hot girls
>They're chatting
>Decide to try and be funny
>Lean in and attempt to say "how low can you go" in a gameshow voice
>End up stumbling and shouting it, increasing volume with every word
>They laugh
>Start crying
Fuck limbo
autistic bump for autistic stories
I used to wear a black trenchcoat to school every single day for all 4 years.
I didn't even realize I was an edgelord.
I was a fatty and wore those fishnet arm-glove things, but because I was so fat I just looked like a stuffed ham
I was bullied but I deserved it because I'm actually autistic and don't have awareness
I'm doomed to a life of cringing at my past self and realizing things only in hindsight
>>27509954
>Socially fucking retarded
>In edgelord phase
>Always telling anyone who'd listen that darkness is everything and darkness the only answer and that you have to embrace darkness
>Some grill tells me the only darkness her friend wants is dark dick
>"Fuck off, Amy, Richard doesn't know anything about embracing the darkness"
God I hated that phase, every moment of my life was ballad-worthy cringe
I don't fucking understand. Diagnosed with severe ADHD at age 3,17 years ago, and only now they tell me I'm also autistic ?
What the fug how does that work ?
Guess that explains my daily autism.
>>27510070
Autism often goes undiagnosed in children that don't display the typical symptoms. Often autistic children are able to put on a "mask" for work and school, blame themselves for "tantrums" when it's really sensory overload, and get written off as nerdy or eccentric. The same thing happened to my little brother- didn't talk until age 3, severe speech impediment, sensitive to noises/light, obsessive interests.. yet he was pegged as ADHD until fairly recently when my mom took him to a new psychologist. He's 18 now.
Honestly get a diagnosis helped me understand myself a lot better and work to address my issues instead of being confused/nervous/unhappy all the time.
>>27510017
>dark dick
>richard doesn't know anything about embracing the darkness
top lel, moar stories anon
>talked to a girl on the phone for hours playing pretend adventures
>every day
>for a year
To this day I have never played dungeons and dragons but I would probably dig it
>>27510138
You're correct. I got diagnosed this week and it all started to make sense. I mean sometimes I just felt like a fucking retard, never talking to anyone , running from my own birthday party, being holed up in my room for months even when a robber broke in downstairs. It just explained everything. At least I'm not a potato.
What are some jobs for autists with no human contact whatsoever ?
>>27510257
jobs? neetbux is the way. i'm similar to you and a couple other anons in here and have been diagnosed with severe anxiety and need meds. my plan is to get the neetbux because i just can't handle a certain amount of interaction with strangers especially when people are generally complete assholes. working a job especially one that requires dealing with customers(almost all base level jobs) is going to shorten my life span from the stress and shit related.
>>27510385
Yeah.. Neetbux is the way to go I guess. People with autism can get neetbux ? Sorry I don't really know much about anything. Will I have to go out to fill forms or something ? Like to an office ? Is the process online I can do at home ?
>>27510514
you talk to a social worker who determines if youre autistic enough to not work
its the one time where you need to b urself
>>27510557
I spoke to a social worker once but ended up on suicide watch and now I have to take less then 4 minutes to do poos in the toilet or they come in
>>27510669
That is a possibility ?
How do they know you took more than 4 mins in toilet ? They live in your house ? They have a tracking device on you ? I don't want that. Please elaborate please
>>27510910
it's bait anon
and this is le original commentary brought to you by robot
>>27510910
>>27511131
Not bait, I probably worded that wrong.
>Social worker things I'm depressed and suicidal
>tells family
>family get some kind of training from a guy they know
>I'm an only child and they become manic-obsessive
>Don't let me stay in rooms by myself
>Don't let me use anything sharp unsupervised
>Not allowed upstairs in case I throw myself down them
>If I'm in the toilet too long they come in to make sure I'm not dead
tourette is worse than autism
I probably have some kind of mild autism too because I used to tiptoe
>>27509128
When I was in elementary school I used to get napkins wet and suck the water out of them. to this day I don't know why I did it.
>>27511356
When I do something autistic in public saying I have Tourette's is my go-to excuse. People just know it more.
>>27511570
I have it for real
can't stand still (I keep moving)
talk alone (scream alone when secluded)
coprolalia happens sometimes (saying disgusting/offensive/surprising things)
>>27511604
o wow i due these thingsbut i didnt know it was classified as tourettes
i can really only sit still if i smoke weed
>>27510557
How autistic do you need to be to become disqualified for working?
