Share your score and your robotness
I got 100 :)
is that good?
58
somebody please kill me now
>>27508719
Who's /cyborg/ here?
bloxplox
>>27508719
>social : 3
heeey
>>27508719
>35
""Social"" is much too light on the scoring
>>27508719
>94
no wonder I've lost interest in this board. Just a year and a half ago I was barely cracking 40 on these things.
35 here.
Although I'm not sure why a decent-quality smartphone is worth so many points. It's not like I use it for tinder or any of that shit. I just read 4chan and emulate games during commutes.
Also I think scoring higher than 8 on social should automatically exclude you from being sub-cyborg.
The only thing I got on there is "good relationship with family". Possibly "leave the house on the regular" as well if going to university counts.
>>27508719
>43
Physical 21
Mental 5
Social 5
Accomplishment 10
Bonus 2
I feel so fucking bad right now
109, guess im a normalfag, woohoo
>>27509125
reporting in
though i may be quite the normie outside
>>27508719
103 here
i'll continue ruining this board and wizarchan anyway, and you can't do shit about it.
>>27509470
You're quite normie looking mental wise but we both have that sexual stigma.
>>27509470
>>27509505
REEEEEEEEEEEE
I would trade all my sexual experience for a fucking sane mind and confidence
-10, because successful adult women sometimes have criminal records and play D&D.
Also pets are sort of a time consuming money drain and not a good decision if you're travelling constantly.
41 + bonus round WEW LADS! my dad got me a job last week and my uncle gave me a pretty good phone a month ago. not too bad considering i was scoring 20s
My score was over 9000
>>27509605
>sane mind and confidence
Low-esteem. What's so insane about your mind?
>>27508719
>84
NEET, but don't live with parents. Could be worse tbqh.
> 90
> not a robot
> not a normalfag
> be me sligthly strange
> feelsgoodman.jpg
>>27508719
Behold... my all too powerful power...
91, but it's only in the physical and social categories (and the bonus I guess) - absolutely unhinged and fucking useless mental health wise, and I am a lazy sack of shit who can't get their life together. But a few years ago I was solidly low-cyborg tier so I'm content
>>27509657
Nothing I can pinpoint, I just get shaky and terrified when I try eat with others
>>27509711
>nothing i can pinpoint
That's just common anxiety because you're not used to people not real mental illness.
>>27509732
No, I am used with people, this shit struck me half a year ago. Its only up until now I havn't been able to eat with my family, but I sperg out sometimes when I meet people and especially if I try to eat/drink
>>27509757
>I am used with people
That's because you lack experience not legitimate mental illness. Come on anon, get a grip.
111. Well fuck.
origionalo commentoabo
>61
Funny considering I was a wizard apprentice a few months back, yet in reality, I'm still a friendless KV.
>>27509470
69 here
original asdsfsdf
>>27509781
What do you mean lack experience? At the top of my social life I slept over like 3 days a week and met people people 5 days a week
66 here
I'm not surprised
77, not too bad... I can live with that.
>>27509605
>sexual experience without sane mind and confidence
>>27508719
>50
>14 Physical
>10 Mental
>8 Social
>14 Accomplishment
>5 Bonus
>127
Although this tells me i am a chad i know for a fact im a normalfag
>>27510121
Nothing is eternal my friend, I'm only an empty vessel
78
Pretty much confirmed what I already knew.
>tfw 59original
>>27509125
im /cyborg/ coming in at a 74 i lost most my points in social
78 with bonus, 60 without. im a cyborg 4 lyfe i guess.
>128
Now banish me for my score
I am sorry
I just come here for green-texts to be honest.
>>27508719
79. Guess I should either kill myself or start improving my life.
>>27508719
>128
More than I was expecting, but I suppose robothood is nothing to strive for.
28,what in the actual fuck... When did this happen
got 42. Ayy robot for life
>>27508719
60 aka on the verge of robot and cyborg.
Its true, i belong nowhere.
>>27508719
43.Well that`s quite depressing.
>>27508719
got 92, if only i had a gf then i would be a normalfag
>>27511885
Robot/Cyborg and had a gf for the past 5 years.
No work though.
>the grass is always greener etc.
>>27511885
Same here
You have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original.
32 hmm... I'm the most pathetic in this thread. I'm don't really fit the stereotype of a wizard though. My circumstances are unique.
94 if i got a GF id be a chad for sure
116.... but I'm definitely not a chad. Feel more like a cyborg
The last time I took this test I cried in my bed...
80, I guess thats why I fucking hate all of you and everyone else too.
Mfw 65
>>27509125
/cyborg/ life... even if it's still hell
wtf i got 120
>>27508719
116, will rise once I go to college (college degree, independent life, etc.)
> so close to slightly strange, maybe next year.
>>27512656
Cyborg life is the worst. Autists hate you for being too normie and normies resent your for your powerlevel.
>>27512689
Shh, I'm trying to deny anon-senpai ;_;
I think it's worth it to have a few really good friends though, robots don't get that. You just have to find the right people while youre being brutally beaten down by the rest.
>>27512689
Don't kid yourself. I'm a cyborg also, and yeah it's hard to get a social circle, because we don't fit in. But, you forget that irl autists usually resent eachother. 4chan is the only place any of us can communicate. Us cyborgs can at least kinda fake norminess to get a few friends. autists have no such luck.
>>27512734
>right people
that's the fucking case. I've had 6 different roommates and none of them are even decent. I hate so much this "maybe you're being around wrong people" meme.
>>27512749
>autists have no such luck
You're forgetting that autists usually connect with other autists pretty well. /mlp/ is the best example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfjJ_e26wb0
>>27509125
On the fringe.
>>27512788
but that's only for major subcultures, if you are interested in something obscure you are sore out of luck.
>>27508719
39, but I already knew I was a robot
I got 87. I'm not even mad. I already know I'm slightly strange lol.
>>27512872
It really depends how obscure it is. To me it seems that autists and normies have it better making buddies than cyborgs.
I scored 50, find me friends.
>>27508719
50 flat including bonus round, like 42 without it
>18 years of age
shoot me already
Last time I did this: 87
This time: 93.
Feels good.
>>27508719
96
Just about normalfag, which figures since this is my first (and likely last) post here, ever, in 7 or 8 years of 4chan.
117
orignal etc etc
Not sure about some of those
62
Just what I expected t.bh desu fampai
>>27508719
>124
>Chad
Yeah fucking right, I'm might be a normie but I'm not an alpha male. There are too many points given for relationship stuff.
>>27513093
Those are actually 67, not 57
How embarassing
122, fucking accurate, get on my level scrubs
>>27508719
Use to be a cyborg now I'm slightly strange. Welp
>>27508719
130 on the dot. Not bad.
39 i was expecting much more desu.
H-how embarrassing >. <
55
borderline cyborg, thefuck ?
Cyborg, but I feel like a grand wizard
84, its actually pretty accurate.
>no sexual attraction to under 15
I took the virginity of a 14 year old girl and we had a short romantic relationship (age of consent is 14 here). My only partner so far though. My score is 74
88 plus bonus round, 77 without.
Shoot me into sleep
Your beauty is so close to me
And even better still, warm nights and the chill
Creeping down my bones, reminds me I'm alone
My sweet midnight surprise, staple down my eyes
Stars I cannot see, take me galaxy
Deeper in the zone, 2-player combo mode
Creeping down my bones, reminds me I'm alone
My sweet midnight surprise, staple down my eyes
Stars I cannot see, take me galaxy
Ejacquantumbreeze
>all these normalfaggots
You belong to reddit unless you score wizard and below.
I got 50, figured itd be somewhere around there
144
its way too easy to be 'successful' in there
>>27508719
75
Cyborg, and somewhere close to Slightly Strange
Not bad.
>>27509125
Am >>27514250
Here are my scores.
34
Am I extremely pathetic or do most people on /r9k/ exaggerate their problems?
>>27514469
I was being as truthful as possible >>27514250
>>27514411
Post your sheet?
lanigiro
reee
If I could get rid of this pesky virginity, I would only be slightly strange
66?
Cool dubs most points in physical as I like to keep myself healthy.
125
Chad
If I work out more maybe I can become successful
>>27514740
Template for V4.1?
>88
I'm narcissistic so I don't know if I have an attractive face or not.
I had females interested in me but they were normie so i ignored them.
I have autistic hobbies that I care about and have actually achieved something in some of them.
I don't have any normalfag friends (or real life friends either) and have never been to a party or shit like that.
But I still think I'm the biggest robot out here.
68 cyborg here.
Wish I was Slightly Strange, but that is still a long way to go...
>>27509125
cyborg with 63 here
>scored only 8 in social
>49
And here I thought I was just another chad-lite failed normie. I guess I need to get my shit together.
57
The social part killed me. Got like 4 points there
feels good yo
>>27516081
Why do you even bother hanging around here?
You clearly have a life worth attempting to live.
>>27508719
>43
Although if i took this at the same time last year i'd have got around 10
>>27516139
Because i'm bored and you guys are pretty cool even with all the chad hating and whatnot
>>27509125
Reporting in with a score of 65.
D-d-did I do good?
>tfw scored 48 points
someone just end this ride i wanna go home
>>27517016
what makes matters worse is that exactly a year ago i was in the chad/Stacy category. despite being beta at the time i managed to get on with girls fine. fast forward a year and I'm sitting here with tears running down my cheeks with about 5 stone of excess fat on my body. I'm stuck in a shitty job where i don't even get a proper minimum wage since I'm 18 (thanks cameron) not to mention its part time. no one likes me there and they will all probably beat me up sooner or later or steal my stuff while the managers pretend they don't know anything. i don't even care anymore i hope isis kill everyone or something i can't stand all this emotional abuse i need a way out. fuck it I'm not going work tomorrow.
>tfw you get virtually everything but the sex points
It's almost as bad as just getting no points at all.
99
sorry i come here
>>27508719
I got to 130 by the bonus round and just stopped. I love my life but saying I'm a "shining example" is a little much.
121.
Should give some points in the accomplishments if you had an FFM threesome.
Cyborg.
I'm literally in purgatory and should kill myself.
39
fuck my life.
(original lol)
>>27519176
>FFM threesome.
how did you pull that off?
28
I shall be a magician pretty soon.
104
The first half of the normalfag description and all of the sex and socializing was learned behavior from ages 19 & 20, I used to be quite the robot all the way up until my midpoint in college. Contrary to the second part of the normalfag bracket, I openly display my wit, intellect, talents/interests, marijuana use and sickfuck humor once I guage whether someone will be receptive to it or not. I regularly spank it to hentai and have watched several hundred gore videos thus far.I can perfectly conceal my power level though if I'm hinging on professionalism, in the presence of doting old ladies, or am trying to score a girl. Most people whom I open up to say they've never encountered a person like me before, and a lot of normalfags, if I can't strike into their sense of humor will just call me weird or random (which makers me want to explode).
I still have occasional spells of demotivation and unwarranted self-loathing, but I got my shit together since transitioning from tubby hunchy dorky pizza face kid who offends everybody to a decently fit, confident, fashionable (when I choose) handsome motherfucker who sees what he wants and takes it.
I owe it all to generic accutane.
>129
Ah shit, right on the border.
Gotta start improving myself some more.
>>27508719
109
WHAT THE FUCK I AM NOWHERE NEAR NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I haven't spoken with anybody IRL other than my parents for 2 years now, still not a robot, fuck me.
>>27519736
Oh what a fucking tragedy
12
Although I don't necessarily think having material possessions your proud of constitute as something good. I have a coin and militaria collection, those are beyond autistic.
Do I get minus points if I still suck my thumb?
>>27508719
>tfw 38
seriously if you are at the very least a cyborg you need to GET THE FuCK OUT
>>27521841
Who's gonna make me? You think I'm afraid of a bunch of poop jug wielding basement dwelling losers on the Burmese financial account escrow database?
>>27516609
can't be a robot if you're not a virgin. bye
>>27508719
physical LITERALLY has nothing to do with being a robot that colum only appeals to faild normies who think having a GF is everything handsome people can be austists too pic related
>>27521875
why are you stay?
>>27508719
>tfw 8 points and grandwizard
>>27520989
>67
I guess the good news is that things could be worse
>23
>30
>40
>27
>15
>Total: 135
>>27508719
67
So I'm a cyborg.
This was a nice post.
I'm going to keep this quiz, and redo it every so often to see how far I've improved
>>27509782
Ayy am also 111
94. Not sure if I should be happy about that.
>>27508719
>tfw you get almost every single point in the physical category and almost none in the mental
Broken warrior reporting in
23
>why even try
Orginal feels
>>27508719
>mfw 50
69. Only got 8 in Social.
88. Romantic Social part killed me.
96. Do have to GTFO? I swear I love animu and games I'm just stealthy about it.
Romantic killed me. Also, that whole section about drugs and alcohol needs to be abused because casual drug use is normie tier. But straightedge AND abuse problems are both robot indicators. Still, overall not bad. I'd consider myself more of a cyborg.
83
>>27524381
Oh and
>leave the house on the regular
should not be applicable to people who are students or work outside of home
>>27524399
Why should it not be applicable?
Being a student and working at all, let alone outside of home, makes you more of a normie.
>>27524459
It's not my fucking choice to go to college. You think I want to be there? I go because mommy and daddy would bitch at me and force me to work otherwise. It shouldn't be applicable because it's made redundant by another question and because it's effectively doubling the value of one response.
87
How someone can - than 50?
>have at least one friend in real life
tfw only friend killed himself
41
Last time i got 63
Should i just kill myself before it gets worse?
Got 60, not including the "romantic partner," "romantic kiss" and "romantically held hands" that happened 10 years ago in middle school, because surely that shouldn't count.
hahaha 51 and im not even a virgin
get rekt robotshits
so?
originakl comentsuzu
I got 91
Seems about right to me, although I bet if I take this later in life I would get a lower score
Could it be people getting so high because they are underage?
>all these 70+ Normans
HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF AND DIE
>anything above wizard
I got 18 you fucking casual NORMIES NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW
>>27508719
45
When will the suffering end?
5. I guess i should kill myself.
>116
How the fuck am I a Chad? I knew I was too good for r9k
>31
I only got 3 in mental because I'm not a pedophile
Fuck my life, I'm just going to find a comfy place to be homeless
>>27508719
64
I belong nowhere.
>inb4 then leave
15
REEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT TO BE A NORMIE REEEEE
>>27508719
Cyborg.
Fuck the original filter.
>>27508719
52 Or around there. Apparently a robot, but my looks allow me to at least blend in with normies.
> tfw 77
I wish I didn't feel guilt and didn't start working a few weeks ago.
got 59.
just turned newly 30 y/o so wizard cyborg i guess
Used to be a wixard apprentice, but now im a cyborg because i found a job and my mum kicked me out of th ehouse
59 :/
Well I guess it's slightly better than expected.
At least I am not laying when it asks me if I am not a robot for capcha
>>27508719
I got 138
And I feel autistic as shit
>>27508719
>25
ALL HOPE IS LOST.
Cyborg, sounds about right.
>>27509694
>tfw 33
I have much to learn from you
>>27514551
ALL HAIL THE GRAND WIZARD
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>>27508719
81, not bad my dude
Got 65. I'm not a sperg but I'm extremely lazy and have social anxiety and am kind of antisocial as well.
84 I'm really glad I got this and not grand wizard
140.
>how is this not original, damn it?
>>27508719
> Total: 33
> Physical: 24
> Mental: 4
> Social: 4
> Accomplishment: 1
> Bonus Round: 0
JUST FUCK ME SHIT UP SENPAI
i was not made for this world...
>>27526776
I can't believe it.
Post results.
37... Almost all of my points are from physical
>>27526480
wat
Post results.
>>27527895
ayy lmao me 2 senpai 33 reporting in
>>27508719
in highschool I was just shy of 'normalfag' but leaning mostly toward slightly strange
>tfw now between robot/cyborg
not sure how I feel about this
>>27519354
I'm in a great relationship with this cute girl for the last 3 years. And we got to experiment a lot sexually all this time, with the peak of having a threesome, 2 weeks earlier. The other girl was one of our friends who had made out with my girlfriend a couple of times when both were drunk at parties, and also used to "go out" for a very small time with me. So she was both into us, and we invited over. Although the first time we invited her was February of 2015, it actually happened a year later.
In general, my girl turned out to be real freakish in bed, and with a lot of kinks that she hadn't explored before, so we have a super cool sexual relationship. We even talked about opening it up, but she gets a little jealous so that's not happening for the moment.
Also, what the hell's with the captcha? "I'm not a robot" ??
Cyborg here
3 points on Social WEW LAD
>>27508719
wow
thought it would be worse
>>27509125
76, sup brotha
124 this test is shit. I mean i may accept that i am a normal but i am in no way a chad. A chad should be harder to reach and have several points you have to fullfill (/fit/ etc.). I am just a very fat guy who can hide his autismo, has charmed 2 girls and is spoiled by his parents.
>>27528709
Get. The. Fuck. Out.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENORMIESGETOUTWHYTHEFUCKAREYOUHEREREEEEEEEEEE
>>27529030
Yeah, most people here are either Cyborg or Slightly Strange.
If we could make a Strawpoll or something, and get the number of people within ranges (for example, 10 or so people here at 116-129, 20ish at 82-94, 25ish at 59-81, and so on) I think it'll look something like pic related, replacing the values with the ones we could get from this. Y Axis being Number of Anons and X Axis being Robot Test Category Ranges.
Although going through the thread, I'm seeing that this test isn't rigorous enough, as point distribution is arbitrary and flexible, people can hit above Slightly Strange rather easily, despite the varying amounts of issues different Anons might have. I agree that this test has to be revised or updated or edited, but still fun to do the way it is, regardless.
>>27509125
Cyborg at 77 here
129 - i think I should leave this board
>>27508719
Physical +19
Mental +18
Social +4
Accomplishment +10
Bonus +12
63
>>27508719
128 my prize for being chad is still not being able to interact with females irl and lifting for me.
>>27508719
Robot. It was in the mid 30s but I lost count
52, thanks to my virginity
>>27516609
I think you are lying or exxagerating your problems, mostly in the mental part.
>>27508719
>tfw I haven't had sex in 3 years
better than nothing I guess.
I should probably fix my brain.
>>27508719
What's the full score? Because I got full score minus maybe 11 or 12 (nto grill + some minor things).
>>27516081
158
Some of these are stupid though. Why would you visit a doctor or take meds if you're healthy, and why would you need a car if you don't live in shit-tier American suburbs?
