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German men are the worst in bed, British men are the second,
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Is it any wonder they're the most cucked nationalities?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6241440/German-men-are-worlds-worst-lovers-with-English-men-in-second-place.html
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funny how the worst nations just happen to be the ones with all the shitskins and niggers
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>>27508682
>America
>Too dominating

Roastie pls go
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>worst lovers

>lazy
>rough

>dominating
>lovey-dovey

What the fuck do women want then
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>>27508715
That's because the women are inviting shitskins and niggers.

You ever notice the majority of welcome refugee people are young women?
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>>27508730
Nothing you can actually deliver. Perfection, basically.

The idealized woman exists but the idealized man is a fantasy
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Yeah but most of this stuff is just women projecting their fantasies and stereotypes

I mean really, how many foreign women have fucked a Welsh guy?
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>>27508682
retard british=\=english
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>Somalia
>not #1
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Ok now lets make one about women lovers. Oh wait, theyre all shit and just let the men do all the work.
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>be german
>be too smelly
>feelsbadman.jpg
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>Greece: too lovey-dovey

Im Greek and I can confirm this is true.

The average Greek mother has very close relationships with their sons, hence why Greek men are very lovey-dovey with women they end up getting into a relationship with.

Greek men basically want a woman to act as a mother who they can have sex with.
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>>27508682
>be br
>literally chad land
>tfw no gf
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>too dominating
USA USA USA
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>>27508682
>tfw im a white South Africa kv
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So all the best lovers are faggots then, how am I not surprised
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>tfw your country is the best lover
>tfw no gf
>tfw probably will never have a gf
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>>27508841
outside of South America most people have never even seen a Brazilian, it just has the stereotype of a sex paradise
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>>27508715
the best countries are the shitskins and the niggers
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>>27508682
>Scotland
>too loud
I know those feels brah.
>tfw neighbour is louder than his GF and all I hear through the walls is his grunts.
Fucking hell lawd, you're having sex not a shit.
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>>27508682
>Brazil.
28 year old virgin reporting in.
May as well become a fag, guess I have no chance anymore.
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>tfw brazilian
>second "best lovers"
>tfw 24yo kissless virgin
I don't even care anymore.
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>>27508682
I SHOWER THREE TIMES A DAY
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>>27508682
>south africa

my sides
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>>27508682
>America
>too dominating

>Sweden
>too fast
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>Sweden
>Too fast
It's true, I can cum in like 10 secons while masturbating

Gotta go fast
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>Germany
>too smelly
must be all that shit porn
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>>27508976
you shouldn't, it'll make your skin dry and ruin your hair. shower every other day.
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Do Germans not shower or something
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I AINT TO QUICK

IF I COME ITS RIGHT ON TIME
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>>27508682
>tfw spanish
>tfw no gf
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>russia hairy
>turkey not hairy
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>>27508682
>America
>Too dominating
That's not a bad thing at all. At least we're not Swemalia or Kekmany.
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>>27508682

2. England (too lazy)

>tfw English
>tfw Ginger
>tfw ostracised and bullied my entire life for being different
>girls literally sense me on a genetic level that I'm not worthy of mating

Was never even in the race to begin with.
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>tfw italian

feels molto buono paisano
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>>27508682
Are those rankings from the women who "love to travel"?
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>>27508682
>tfw grew up between the US and a few of the top Best lover's

>>27508827
jelly

>>27509918
certo, il pene va direttamente nella figa
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>>27508682
>Brazil and South Africa
So semi-niggers are 2nd and full blown niggers are 6th place?
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>>27508682
>Brazil at #2
Found the fart fetishist
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>Sweden (too quick)

Well yeah, Sweden's newest male citizens need to be quick or the police might catch them in the act
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>>27508682
>scottish men to loud

Fuck your study my husbands amazing
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>>27509136
>every other day

Nigger I live in Florida
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>America
>TOO DOMINATING
What in the flying fuck
I thought women adored being dominated
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>>27512951
yea, but probably not by a bunch of southern hicks
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>too dominating
>too lovey-dovey right after
I really hope some women have the self awareness to see why men don't want to deal with this shit. just let us have our android waifus.
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>>27508730

Black guys

They hate rough and dominating when the guy is small, pale and with a short cock.
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>>27508682
If it is right it tells you more about females
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>>27508682
German men are handsome as fuck, strong jaw lines and nice eyes. If he's also mixed with Italian my panties would've flying across to the other side of the room. The only downside is the bad food, ugly language, and nazi jokes
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>>27510870
You know there are whites in South Africa, right?
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What the fuck? Brit women are pants on head retarded with this list.
Thankfully it means nothing since English women would probably be the worst lovers in a similar poll regarding women.
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>>27508682
>italian
>still a virgin
please finish me off
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>>27508682
Good impartial data. This is a trustworthy study that will cause women to migrate to spain.
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>Mexico nowhere on these lists
wtf
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>>27514021
don't worry my roman brother, we're in the same boat

i have gabagool and canolis to hold me over for now
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>America
>Too Dominating
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>>27514021
Come to merica, you spicy meatball. The bitches love yuropeein accents. Except german. That nazi accent sounds like crap.
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>>27508800

I feel the same as an italian/spaniard mix. I'm a complete mommas boy. I fall in love with any girl that reminds me of my mother.
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>>27508682
>Brazil in second
I don't know how they obtained this information, but I highly doubt this. I've never fucked, but we're pretty lukewarm from what I hear from friends.
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where's the ratings for women? which country has the best pussy?

i'm picking italy or spain
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>America
>(too dominating)
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
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>>27508682
>too dominating
>too rough
>too selfish

Dutch, Welsh, and US confirmed macho as fuck
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>>27514960
Your country is fatter than both the US and UK, short, smelly, ugly, poor, and brown

What dod you expect?
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>>27508682
Ironically the three most cucked nations in the world right now.

Coincidence? I think not.
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>>27515436
The top three are all third world countries as well lmao.
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>tfw grandpa is from Spain
>other grandpa is from Germany
>tfw none of this matters because I'm going to die a virgin anyway
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>>27508715
>south aftica
>russia
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white men suck at sex. No wonder their getting cucked
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>>27508682

>tfw i'm a Canadian Irish Wop

:^)
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>italians third best lovers
>lol

italian faggot here, I can assure you we're absolute shit
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>>27508800
From the country that brought you the odepius complex
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>>27508682
Nope. Spain, Brazil, and Itally are full of disgusting mudstained, smelly, dirty, feminine excuses for men.
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>>27516161
found the mad "aryan"
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>>27516193
He's right tho. Those countries are the "muddiest" and the least white. I guess women really do prefer tanned cocks(but not full on nigger turds). FUCKING ROASTIE CUNTS
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>tfw canadian
>tfw i am the worlds own boy
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>Ireland

I really find this hard to believe honestly judging by the average attractiveness of men here generally
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>>27516250
yes yes let the hate flow, gooooood

my 1% nigger dick cucks your entire country
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>>27516250
LITTLE WHlTE DICK
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>>27516369
I don't see any african countries on the list you subhuman ape.

The truth is always somewhere in the middle. Women prefer darker coloring on men(its obvious darker = more masculine) but most women agree niggers are ugly as fuck and their skin looks like a turdlog.
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>>27516250
if your nipples are pink you're white. isn't that right?
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>>27516417
so basically you are saying i am literally perfect

ty
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>>27508778
England, Scotland and Wales are all on the worsts list.
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>>27508682
>Living in one of the best lovers country
>tfw the bar is set too high
>tfw I'll die a virgin
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>>27512639
>2oldmuppetmenlaughing.jpeg
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>>27508730
Whatever it is Spanish, Brazilian, and Italian men are doing.
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>>27508682
The complaints all make sense when you think of each countries stereotype
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>>27516678
QUE COSA?
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>>27516701
>Sweaty turks, hairy russians and cucky unsatisying sweden
>/pol/ are all women
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>>27508682
>be leafnigger
>ranked 10th best in the world
>im_okay_with_this.jpg
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>>27516705
Non lo so fratello... I honestly think Italians have it hardest because Italian girls are fucking impossible so that is probably why they seem so amazing because they are roughened up by those nutters
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So basically women like goofy accents
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>>27517532
almost all of the ones on the best lovers side have statistically bigger dicks than the ones on the worst lovers side.

so... there's that.
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>>27508682
>tfw Spaniard
>tfw women tell me I'm literally the best fuck ever and don't care if we're both in relationships to fuck
>tfw get constant texts to fuck
>tfw never respond because I'm getting tired of it all
Meh, it's really not that great. I'm not even b8 or memeing. It just gets super fucking old.
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>>27517806
teach me your spanish secrets Alejandro
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>>27517840
You gotta start off sensual. Foreplay is pretty much what starts the engine. Do it for at least 10-20 minutes tops. Then just go beast mode and rip their clothes off, pin them down, and drill fuck them into another dimension. You've gotta have a cadence though. Slow down, speed up, turbo, and cycle between each. It'll fuck their life up, desu.
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>>27517883
so basically, play and then fuck them like i'm shifting gears in a race car?

thank you alejandro
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>>27508682
>America
>too dominating
https://youtu.be/7R5A0pg4oN8
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Prep me up, Americucks.
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>>27517914
Virtually, yes. Don't take it too literally though. Be flexible. Every woman is different. You've just gotta "feel" them, you know?
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>>27508682
>Worst lovers
>Too dominating
>Too Hairy

I thought this was what women wanted in a man? Am i still stuck in 2001?
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>>27508682
Here's some alternative explanation for this result.

1. Surveys are from western women vacationing in said countries are likely to (1) have an idealised and biased version of what men are supposed to be like in those ("exotic") countries, (2) be in a good mood, relaxed, and open to their inner slutty nature by virtue of being on vacation.

2. Western women when traveling to more exotic locations become more valued due to their unique qualities compared to the locals. As such, they have access to the most Chaddy males, of which they would be unable to achieve in their native lands.

I say this as an Australian (Number 7) with no ulterior motive. 7"x6" here and my gf and many others have said I'm good in bed.
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HEY R9K

LET'S GET BACK AT THEM AND MAKE A LIST OF THE WORLDS WORST AND BEST WOMEN IN BED!!!

DW WE ARE ALL KISSLESS VIRGINS... WOMEN ARE REAL WHORES SINCE THEY CAN PRETTY MUCH GET A FUCK WHEREVER THEY GO
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>Scotland
>Too loud

I'LL PLAY 'EM WHERE I WANT WHEN I WANT YOU FUCKING WHORE
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>>27509889
>Ginger
>British accent

hnng
gingers are the best desu. or maybe I just have a thing for them

t. fembot
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>>27509674
>America behind Britain
Kek in your dreams
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>>27508682
>too dominating
>bad

wtf. dominating is never a bad thing (for guys anyway).
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>>27518308
>dat filename
>dat entire post

Based buckfastnigger, made my evening
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why is Ireland on there LOL
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>tfw danish viking sex god master race

feels good desu
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>>27508801
>be br chad
>FeelsGoodMan.jpg
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How did they even do this experiment? Did they have a bunch of women who wen to all of these countries?
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>>27518681
Because with our accents alone we can cuck you to heaven and back again, ye fucking yank
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>>27508682
It's interesting how everyone ignores south africa's position on the list or brazil. It's clear black cock is what's desired here. Spain and Italy are just safe proxies
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>tfw submissive American
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