robots post your hands, we judge if you are a high test alpha or a low test potential trap
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>>27508296
Low test beta reporting in
What is it with this same thread every day? Are you the same poster?
I'm also a low test beta.
Here is my negro hand
>>27508296
>tfw when ratio is the same of left hand but not the same on right one.
my robot hand
>>27508865
hey there mr. marfan syndrome
>>27508296
>hand is the ADD and studious one
>I am literally the opposite of that
should post horoscopes instead OP, better chance for them to be a hit since they're typically vague enough to relate to
My nasty hand
My ring finger is quite significantly longer than my index finger, but I'm not athletic, not aggressive at all and I've never had sex.
I am diagnosed with autism though, which often goes with ring finger > index finger.
Pretty sure the trader stats are exaggerated and above all this is just a generalization, so I wouldn't attach any value to this infographic, if I were you.
>>27509517
>tattoo
top fucking kek, get out normie
Vaguely related to hormonal exposure in the womb, doesn't necessarily dictate anything but has high correlation to certain traits like homosexuality and such. These are averages, not absolutes.
But as a passable MtF with longer index fingers who had a teenage hormone imbalance, curves, and faggotry, I'm not exactly bucking the trend here.
>>27509780
Will you be my trannygf?
>>27509737
You have "shark"/"serial killer" eyes, from what I can tell.
>>27508296
K den
Originalo de comentato u madrefucko
my index and ring fingers seem the same length at one angle then different at another but i have tiny bitch hands and wrists naturally and almost every girl I met has bigger hands than me
what am i
>>27509438
that's how it's supposed to be. The ration works for right hand only
They're pretty much the same length.
>>27508296
>tfw index shorter than ring finger
>tfw hate drinking
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw not attractive
What went wrong?
What if your index is longer than your ring finger?
>>27509517
What kind of disgusting roastie are you?
Get out.
>>27509737
>face in picture when showing something
>...
![20160330_182136[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hp0qkpR.jpg "20160330_182136[1].jpg")
>Index finger longer than ring finger
What is this even supposed to mean?
>>27508296
>believing in this low intelligence pseudoscience published in a right wing tabloid
>>27510586
Beta-uprising commander.
>>27510666
>pseudoscience
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=prenatal+androgen+2D%3A4D
Literally kill yourself, idiot
nice trips tho
What dis means
>>27510666
>>27510705
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24236143
Pseudo-skeptic dumbass.
>>27510736
According to these low intelligence cunts it means that you're a super high test alpha cool guy. Congraturations.
>>27510666
>satan
i know where to leave this thought
supposedly I am low test but my 8 inches of penis says otherwise.
>>27508296
>tfw phone broke.
>tfw can't post my hand here in hopes people will say I'm low test beta sissy.
>>27510847
Pics of said 8 inch penis please
No homo, though.
>>27510847
gay guys and trans chicks are some of the holders of the biggest cocks out there actually
>>27510805
Well i do share a height with Blackbeard, Charlemagne and couple of other cool alpha peoples
>>27510805
>low intelligence
Still no answer for >>27510705 huh retard?
supposedly im more athletically inclined but my 300 pounds say otherwise
>>27510884
sounds fabulous but I have no interest in the poopchute.
>>27510875
why do you want to see another mans penis anon?
>>27510945
Fuck, that thing is big. I want it down my throat.femanon here
>>27510919
What's the problem, under age? I specifically called out the OPs infographic as pseudoscience, which is what it is. You have yet to refute this fact.
>>27510945
>>27511017
Where the width at tho
>>27511111
check those quints. you must be right, sorry for doubting you.
>>27511111
>pseudoscience
And I linked you about 200 peer-reviewed studies showing that digit ratio is not pseudoscience
nice dubs-getting script though.
>>27508296
>index finger shorter
>khv
>4/10
>sedentary skinnyfat
>>27511150
Is your reading comprehension really this bad? Look at the assumptions the op draws from the differences in digit ratio. Now look at peer-reviewed studies you linked to, and show me precisely where it says that having a shorter index finger makes one a "high test alpha", you absolute baka cunt.
Equal length. Virgin. Raised by single mother. Depressed. I'm interested in academic stuff but I wouldn't say I'm studious at all, I only ever cram for tests at the last minute, but I do read books for fun.
>>27511150
BTW nice le reddit meme you absolute fucking numbskull.
>>27511225
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25652222
Idiot.
>>27511275
>>27511225
bIown the FUCK OUT
Index finger is bigger than my ring finger.
What does this mean?
>>27511343
it means that yr a betamax
>>27511340
I disagree. It's pure pseudoscience. You seem quite excited, like a little beta boy spluttering on your PC monitor.
>>27511543
>pure pseudoscience
>didn't even refute >>27511275
It's a falsifiable study. You don't know what "pseudoscience" is.
>>27508296
grill here probably higher test than most of you
>>27511597
Yes I do actually, beta boy. I am a cool guy alpha strong man with 10 qt gf and I say that this is pseudoscience. That simple, beta boy cuck trap lover.
>>27508296
My balls are bigger than my dick, what the fuck does this mean?
>>27508865
Joto de monterrey. Clasico.
>>27511641
You're just trolling at this point.
Go read some Popper before you spout your mouth off about what is and what isn't pseudoscience. You got BTFO plain and simple.
>trap lover
projecting hard faggot
>>27510496
He could've taken that picture with a webcam.
>>27510872
Just draw it buddy
>>27508779
>>27508865
>>27508944
>>27509517
>>27509671
>>27510064
>>27510586
low test
>>27509394
>>27510736
>>27511605
my high test niggers
No wonder why this board is so effeminate.
>five times higher profits
What a joke
>>27511605
wtf are you wearing ghost girl
>>27511017
I'm inclined to not believe you.
>>27508865
nicest hand ITT. would fuck/10
>>27512654
this was actually taken a couple months back for another thread, it's pajamas
stumpy womanlet hands
My left hand definitely has a longer ring finger but my right hand is closer to being equal.
>>27512780
nails look like rat teeth/10
>>27512772
>being so fat that fat deposits in your FINGERS
absolutely fucking disgusting, get the fuck out you landwhale whore.
Hows my shit guys?
>>27512796
not even overweight tho
my hands just look like baby hands its obnoxious
High test alpha reporting in lads
>>27512772
nasty tranny hand -3/10
>>27512576
It's show in studies that high test means high trading profits
>left hand equal
>right hand index shorter
what
>>27512536
I am actually a female, I just wanted to mess around.
My hand Picture
>>27512780
You look like something out of a horror film
>>27513434
>>27513509
Isn't the robot supposed to stop this from happening?
>>27513541
Idk what you mean by that
>>27509517
>little My
My moomins nigga
>>27508296
I have both.
They are the same distance on my left hand, dramatically different on my right.
I'm addicted to porn and have trans tendencies, but I am also very competitive and used to be very athletic.
U guys are all just manlets. Grow some real hands
Handz
![[Nofunloli] Tantei Kageki Milky Holmes TD - 12 [19A2EF8A].mkv_snapshot_11.54_[2015.03.30_18.59.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jbJfygB.jpg "[Nofunloli] Tantei Kageki Milky Holmes TD - 12 [19A2EF8A].mkv_snapshot_11.54_[2015.03.30_18.59.04].jpg")
>>27508296
What about the index being longer than the ring finger?
>>27513755
It means you are a weebo shitposter who likes anal
>>27513571
Duplicate images.
>>27513937
The robot doesn't check images, only text
probably low test I don't know
>>27513958
Fat low test Manlet I'm guessing
>>27513233
It means you are bi
>>27513233
Same here friendo.
>>27513606
yeah boiii
moomins 4 life
>>27514140
Makes near no difference, you are pretty much a woman
>>27514246
>you are pretty much a woman
What? My right hand ring finger is longer than index.
>Index finger slightly longer than ring finger on both hands.
What did my genetics mean by this?
>tendency to alcoholism
nope
>more athletic
barely
>larger number of sex partners
lel
>five times higher profit
not even close
>more attractive face
nope
conclusion: this is a fucking lie
>>27514309
>my anecdotal evidence proves science wrong
Nice blogpost faggot.
>>27514261
Just barely, don't kid yourself, real alpha males have rings fingers more than 1 inch bigger than their index
>>27510586
more so, how is this possible?
I have never seen a person who didn't have at least 1/4 of total finger length of difference between ring finger and index finger, with the ring one being the longest of course.
>>27514394
>real alpha males
lmao
I've fucked 10 chicks and have a fiancee
Also a successful options trader
Checks out
>>27511605
Holy fuck alien fingers
your arms look weird, is that arm hair?
Are you high test?
>>27512934
what the fuck is with your nails?
>>27514474
You mad you sissy faggot? Want to go sit in a corner and cry while sucking on some large cock
>>27514817
Come on mate. If you want bait, atleast do it properly.
Neither of them. Not sure what this makes me.
>>27514929
>>27514929
All that rationalization for being low test
My ring is longer than my index
Feels gr8 mane
>>27511605
>mfw when the most high test person on this board is a fembot
pussybois BTFO
>if they are equal, you're a beta
>if ring is longer, you're autistic
>>27512920
trumphands tbqh
>>27515756
Pretty much explains this whole board
>>27508296
Right hand has the lower one, left the upper one. What does that mean?
>>27508296
Is my Hand sexy?
>>27510009
My both hands are similar, I guess it just depends from person to person.
>that good feel when you were exposed to a lot of testosterone in the womb
>tfw high functioning, borderline genius IQ tier autist
>>27517414
Post your hand nigger.
>>27511605
>tfw you're a guy but your hands look feminine like this picture
;_;
I have a small dick anyway so it doesn't matter
>>27517460
Well you are low test as fuck so that explains it.
>5'10
>skinny as fuck
>incredibly thin wrists
>small hands
>apparently im "high test" because of some finger ratio
at least I have a big cock, i guess thats where it must have went because other than that im basically an ideal twink
>>27517414
>>27517452
>>27517453
I look like the femanon. my ring fingers are both noticeably longer than the index.
>tfw tendency toward alcoholism and aggression
>tfw you're bad at sports because of dyspraxia and autism
>tfw only one sex partner ever
>tfw NEET and no profits except for DSP
At least I have a handsome face.
>>27510945
>male roastie
Disgusting
this is my hand
one of my two hands
this hand is my hand
>>27517474
Look at my ring finger you blind fuck
>>27517460
cut your nails you non white scum
it will make the goat and or your daughter squeal less when you finger it
>>27517581
Lol they are basically equal you delusional fuck. Just compare it to actually high test hands in this thread like
>>27517365
>>27513509
>>27512934
>>27511605
>>27517606
Oh lord, that edge.
also
>cutting your nails
Are you gay anon? Are your index and ring finger equal by any chance?
>>27517633
>basically equal
Except they're not...even if only by a small amount, they are clearly not equal.
My pinky is a wreck lol.
>>27517664
are you an aussie tradie? lel
>>27517658
>Except they're not...even if only by a small amount, they are clearly not equal.
Still means you are a low test male, only slightly better than the most beta of betas here but still definitely in the low test beta category.
Jesus Christ you guys have issues lol
>tfw I have the hands of a 12 year old
>>27517725
>fat as fuck fingers
>12 year old hands
wut
>>27517708
>Not participating in dick measuring contests
Lel, low test fag detected.
Not only is that picture retarded this is just another data mining thread.
I'm willing to wager there's multiple pictures in this thread that's been posted by the same individual and just an attempt to make it look like everyone else is doing it.
Same thing with the eye threads.
Xiao, tell the Jinping to kill himself
John, the FBI doesn't need a picture of everyone's hands.
>>27510586
oh hey me too.
Funny cause i was one of the best at sports when i was younger.
>>27517750
It is well know that low test individuals are more likely to be paranoid
>>27517737
I'm not even fat thoug. I basically still have "non-existent" knuckles like kids have
This has been debunked. Hand posture has too much to do with it. You need to measure from the centre of the fist knuckle to the end of the finger to get any kind of accurate measurement. A photo isn't sufficient. People who type lots will have fingers which curve inwards more. Of course this doesn't change bone structure when it's measured properly, but it will look different in a photo.
My index finger is slightly longer, am I fucked?
>>27514499
>alien fingers
really? how are they alien? I have some arm hair. it's pretty fine but still dark so I guess it's kinda noticeable. less so when I have a tan
also the only thing that's accurate in op's chart for me is delayed puberty. no idea what else all that testosterone's supposed to have done to me
Where's your God now, you low test peasants.
>>27511597
>It's a falsifiable study.
>"falsifiable" is the inherent possibility that it can be proven false.
huh, seems counter to your narrative. Why choose those words?
"A 2011 study, published in the Asian Journal of Andrology, suggested that men with shorter index fingers in relation to their ring fingers were more likely to have a larger penis. The study was carried out on 144 men who underwent urological surgery at Gachon University Hospital in Incheon, South Korea." sicksicksicksick
>Index finger is considerably longer than ring finger
>Large dick
>Low body fat
>Scholarship for soccer
>High math ability
>Slept with 7 women
Explain me this, /r9k/
>>27517879
sorry, have no idea why the picture takes up the entire fucking screen.
PERHAPS BECAUSE 4CHAN WAS SO OVERCOME BY THE TESTOSTERONE OUT OF CONTROL!!!
>>27517913
Anyone can make shit up on the Internet, prove it
>>27517913
Then I take it you're on this board for the entertainment value?
>>27512467
>Implying I can draw anything.
I have small girly hands, that's all. I just wanted you guys to call me a sissy faggot or something because I get off to abuse but now that I told you it doesn't matter since you all know it.
>>27517559
>>27517635
c'est moi
nice fedora reaction meme
don't mean to spoil your fun but those just aren't as effective as they were 3 years ago
also nice buzzwords
>>27517705
>lowtest
>beta
Clearly my biggest disappointment of myself is not how lowtest or how beta i am, but the small dick. If i could trade all my hightest features (hair growth, aggressiveness) for a bigger dick i would.
rate mine pls no hate thx
>>27518004
I didn't necessarily say I'm chad or have great social skills...
>>27517683
No, I don't even know what that is? I'm an industrial painter.
How to boost testosterone when you're already 22 ? I'm so disappointed with myself, my finger ratio makes me hate my parents
>>27517664
Here's my palm. Stay in school kids.
>>27517460
Those are some nice gorilla hands. Heh
>index finger significantly longer than ring finger
Great to know I'm subhuman scum again
>>27518167
It's to make up for the lack of testosterone and inches in penis. But i also compensate in other things
>>27518068
Low as fuuuuck if you can trust the picture. Better get your test levels checked.
>>27518156
>Opening it wide so we can't compare your fingers
You aren't trying to hide something anon, are you.
>>27518241
b-but my legs are hairy and my penis is big what are other symptoms?
>>27512780
what the fuck that's disgusting. explain yourself.
>index finger shorter than ring finger
>volcel
What does this mean?
I am Chad, destroyer of hymen
>>27518268
Sings of high test?
>Extremely high libido (Really frequent boners, can get boners even without even thinking sex or rubbing anything against your penis)
>Male pattern baldness
>Really fast muscle growth
>Hairiness EVERYWHERE (not just legs)
>Aggressiveness (Physical)
>Facial hair
>Manly facial features (Strong jaw mostly)
>Deep voice
>Wide shoulders
>Sweat smells fucking awful
>>27508865
You've got some nice fucking hands
>>27518156
So beta he hides his digit ratios
>tfw low test beta
>>27518110
Halp me senpai
>>27518599
Lift weights (compound lifts). Socialize in a group of men and women. Zinc (20mg) and magnesium (100mg) before bed. Get adequate sleep. Don't be depressed. Lots of broccoli and fibre. Get adequate fats. Eggs are good.
>>27518259
My bad. No secrets here.
>>27508296
My ring finger is shorter than my index finger, what do?
>>27518641
>socialize
How does this help ?
>>27518805
Become a trap, suck cute boys off
>>27519114
Socializing in a group mixed of men and women spikes testosterone significantly.
Jesus so many low test in this thread
No wonder this place is just like tumblr
>>27508296
>tfw stubby manlet hands
>>27520393
Anon...
That's not how you kill yourself.
>>27520418
Lmao the cut was an accident
Anyone else masturbating to these hands ?
>>27519437
It's true, real autists can lose them self in a hobby, only low test would waste all their time complaining
Fujohand.
>>27518641
that is just a receipe to fuck other men in gym showers
the only way to consistently boost test is to fuck different sluts every other day
Here's my hand, judge away.
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>>27522187
jesus christ, r9k has more estrogen than a spin class
>>27522241
>>27522187
Lmao, please
>>27508865
That hand is just hnnnng. I would suck it
>>27522241
no wonder everyone r9k is either a faggot or a little whining bitch.
high test, high IQ, high functioning (diagnosed), 6'2, master race reporting in.
>>27522187
second pic here we go
>>27519136
[citation needed]
tips for men who want to maintain their high test : don't fall in love with a woman or get a GF. being "in love" raises your estrogen levels.
>>27518021
heh, that mad.
Rate? Hate? Your choice.
>>27509438
I have this what does it mean help
>>27522241
Oh no, an anon on r9k thinks my hands are too feminine, whatever shall I do.
>>27522686
it means its probably not a big difference for it to matter on your right hand, so yeah, go try on some skirts
>>27522699
No as in one hand ring is way longer and on the other index is longer I think I have the downs
>>27522695
the fact you save fag manga images just prove his point
>>27522736
maybe you are bipolar then
>>27522737
Aw man. I'm so offended that you're calling me female. I'm gonna go cry about it.
>2016
>being on a korean cartoon board
>not knowing what fujoshi means
>>27522801
why don't you go suck some cock on craigslist?
No wonder there's so many trap lovers on r9k
I haven't read in a while but I'm looking to get back into it. I'm really into dystopian novels, and I'd like so suggestions. I've already read 1984, and some maybe more allegorical/subtle stuff like Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies.
my ring finger is a lot bigger but I'm no chad :(
>>27523039
>Alot bigger
>clearly show less than 1 inch of difference
kek, i bet you fap to traps
R8
Chad or naw
>>27508296
I'm a 30 year old male...
I have been physically gifted...
>>27523669
Guess that doesn't apply to me
>feelsbadman
I guess I should just kill myself at this point
>>27523063
it's about a 3/4 inch difference.
>Tendency toward alcoholism, aggression
Yes.
>More athletic ability
No. I have the build, but not the motivation.
>Larger number of sex partners
Disgusting, no.
>$$$$$
Too lazy.
>More attractive
kek
pretty average, if not slightly below average. don't pretend that you're high T.
>>27523039
this is a better photo
>>27523505
fairly high T
>>27510736
winrar i think
>>27524998
neckbeard detected
original comment
>>27517850
>no idea
Well you have arm hair and that's not normal
