>playing football in PE
>forced to go in goal again
>getting hit with the ball at high speed for an hour straight
>playing in the dead of winter so it's cold as fuck and the ball hurts even more because of it
>other team sometimes score past me
>"WTF anon you're not even trying. This is why we don't let you play outfield"
>walk back to changing rooms with bruises and everyone on the team mad at you for letting a few goals in
>always get put in defence aka "don't get in the way" position
>"Anon, when the ball comes, just kick it away"
>do that
>"why did you kick the ball away dude?? just pass to me!!"
>get butthurt and actively sabotage my team's chances and ruin their fun
10/10 would play again
>get called a Paki
>local wannabe neo-nazis burn down father's quik-e-mart
>>27508279
kek this happens so much in the north
Every primary school was surprising religiously centred even though hardly anyone is religious
>>27508601
>Be me, year 5
>Go to assembly, not interested at all
>Some guy from the local church
>Talk to my friend the whole time
>When we get back to my classroom, my teacher makes me stand up
>"ANON YOU'RE SO DISRESPECTFUL"
>"YOU TALKED ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE PRAYER"
>On the verge of tears
>Everyone is looking at me and snickering
>"STAND OUTSIDE
>Begin to leave the room
>Teacher goes back to teaching
>As I reach the door I hear her mutter "Disgusting behaviour"
>tfw I didn't like football but I was good in goal
>everybody wanted me in goal because I would save lots of shots
It's amazing how accepting of my autism my schoolmates were
>>27508601
There was talk of getting rid of all the religious stuff at some point soon
Although it seemed like they were doing it because it's usually christian centred and there are lots of Muslims in the country that can't relate to it, which to me doesn't seem like the right reason
Especially not in a country where the monarchy still holds the 'defender of the faith' title
>That one pikey who didn't have to pay for school dinners
>walking home and getting a 10p mixup and a freddo at the corner shop
>going to the local library and lanning runescape classic with mates
>running home and getting changed then going straight out again until the sun set
Where did it all go wrong m8s
>Swimming lesson in the schools outdoor pool
>Everything going well
>See blood in the water
>It's from my own foot
>Somehow sliced the bottom of my foot open on the bottom of the pool
>Had foot in a bandage and had to be carried back to the classroom for some reason
>Be 6
>Got seriously ill at one point and had to stay at a few London hospitals for three weeks
>Class made me a get well soon card where the class members all drew their faces in it
>Tfw don't remember what happened to the card but it's long gone now.
