>tfw dick touches toilet bowl when going for a shit
Man you average/small Bros don't know how easy you got it
>>27507534
>mfw op
My dick always touches under the bowl, I am disgusted by the amount of germs there must be under there
indeed. my dick is small and i'm lazy so i just pee sitted in the toilet.
I got a uti this way
Careful
so you guys have erections when you take shits?
fucking gay as hell m8.
>>27507534
femanon here
email?
>>27507534
Big dick, tiny smooth white girl porn is pretty much the only legal 3D stuff I can get off to these days.
>>27507567
No, I'm 5.5" flaccid and 8.5" erect. You're so lucky Anon, you don't know what I have to go through just to take a shit.
>>27507534
Yo source?
>>27507613
here's a You, a genuine You
There's no such thing as 'big dick problems'. It's unfair how manliness and masculinity is earned by genetic, not by effort.
This is the stupidest fucking meme.
Unless your dick sticks straight out at all times, it would need to be at least 11 inches flaccid to touch the toilet bowl.
>>27507768
It's actually due to how much prenatal and postnatal testosterone and androgen exposure you have had.
Op BTW.
>>27507534
Iktf OP I hate went that happens how do cut guy handle it
>>27507796
I'm uncut.
I just bend it between my legs and sack desu, it works okay.
>>27507613
Once visited my aunt in New Jersey tfw i could not fit on toilet.
>>27507787
Still. Nothing you can control when you're already 22
>>27507823
Sounds super uncomfortable
>>27507858
Should've been high test m'boy. Just become a sissy.
>>27507534
I have a 3 inch flacid/5 inch erect cock and I have this problem, you're not special OP
>>27507904
Madrid dicklet detected
>>27507889
How do i know whether i'm high test/not ?
>>27507534
Yes source me please
>>27507939
I literally told you I have a small dick
>>27507942
If you have anything under 8"
>>27507534
Sauce
bloxbloxbloxblox
>>27507964
No please be serious. I'm dead clueless
>>27507983
See>>27507787
Bloxvgggv
>>27507613
Lol, anon has twice my size while erect.
>>27507534
>Tfw your dick tip grazes the filthy underbelly of the toilet seat
Ruins the entire shit 2bh
>>27507534
>mfw ppl let their dicks hang in the toilet bowl instead of flopping it over the seat
This is why I keep my dick up with a hand when taking a shit or don't sit.
Not only letting your dick touch the bowl is disgusting but it's also dangerous.
>tfw actually don't like having a big dick
>tfw not even crazy size, just like 7 inches
>tfw sex is fucking annoying at the beginning
>tfw always have an embarrassing bulge
>tfw painful erections in my pants
>>27508095
>he lets his dick touch the seat
Disgusting, that's as bad as letting it touch the bowl. I hold my dick with 1 hand, shit, then wipe with the other hand, like this guy >>27508115
>you will never have a big dick
a girl was making out on top of me and i got hard but i kept shifting it around so she wouldn't feel how painfully average it is
>>27508137
>bigdickproblems
It doesn't exist, anon. Deep down, you love having it big. There's nothing to love about small dicks. Even the convenience hurts, emotionally.
>>27508137
none of those are cons, the only thing i don't like is how uncomfortable getting an erection is.
>>27508095
I tend to pee when i shit like a female.
>>27508163
Some girls were trying to reach my pants but i would always keep their hands off, and instead i would just eat them out until they're done and call it a night, without me having any orgasm, or even pulling my pants off. Sucks being small, even having girls seeing it is very terrifying.
>>27507534
OP source is summer from petite amateurs 3 btw
flexing my dick makes the top of my penis cold but its not actually touching the toilet. idk why this is, but I still can't help but think my dick is touching the toilet everytime
literally worse than rape
>>27508207
My dick is 4.5", even erection hurts for me. Try not to wear slim pants
>>27508137
I would kill for a bulge.
>>27508240
>>27508163
you realize that only the most roastiest of whores will care, right? sex is mostly emotional for women, and just feeling how hard you are for them is more important that size. they've obviously accepted everything else about you if they're feeling you up.
unless you've got a literal millimeter peter I guess
>>27507573
tits or gtfo. as if anyone would fall for that
>>27508271
i'm literally as average as they come 6x5.5 but i fell for the /r9k/ memes and it made me very self conscious
I love my big dick
Especially when girls notice my bulge on the bus when I wear sweatpants hnnnng
>>27508286
imagine how someone with an actually small dick feels. you're like a teenaged girl tweeting about how "depressed" she is
>>27508286
Das big
>>27507983
Non-/r9k/ high test pointers:
>high libido
>aggressivity
>balding early
>facial hair grows back really fast
>builds muscle easily once gets into it
>ring finger markedly longer than index
>likely to have prostate cancer when older
My dick is mostly average at 7 inches but I always have to hold it when taking a shit to prevent it from touching the bowl, shit sucks because it means I have to wipe one handed. I like my dick though, it's nice that I can masturbate by grabbing it with both hands, I like to grab it at the base and then jack off the end with my other hand. Too bad I will never get to use it and no girl will ever see it as I will probably die a virgin.
How much fucking water do american toilets have in them?
>>27507567
I touch the inside of the bowl when i'm flaccid and i have a small penis.
>>27508271
>inb4 people disregarding, ignoring, or trying to refute this post with irrational arguments for the sake of holding on to their insecurities
It's easier to assume all women are roastie size-queens while at it, as it gives a certainty. No risk of failing, being ridiculed or getting the the insecurity reinforced by some crappy bitch if you assume all women are like that and thus it's not worth trying to go for. Easier to assume all women will demand a 20-incher not play the game because of it, than to play the game and possibly unfortunately end up encountering the relatively rare woman who prefers a bigger dick enough to voice it and not enjoying one's dicksize - let alone the rare shitty woman who'll end up ridiculing one for one's penis size while at it.
>>27508196
i don't want a small dick though. i genuinely have dick problems throughout the day and it does more harm than good during sex for both of us. if i was fucking some fat cowslut maybe it might come in handy but it didn't turn out that way. the only social benefit of a big dick is other guys giving you some hollow respect when they see you change. i don't have the confidence to back it up anyway so i was ignored most of the time.
>>27507534
That pic is really hot.
I'm a gaybot but sometimes I wish I had a pussy like that to get stretched out.
>>27508762
Let me stretch out your boipussi
>>27508789
Sorry anon, boipussy is only found on traps and trannies.
Are you intocuntboys?
>>27508736
Fuck off
Complaining about your dick being too big is the worst fucking humblebrag there is.
It's like complaining that you have too much food and can't choose what to eat to someone who's starving
>>27507534
wait, like touching the bottom of the bowl, like your shroom meets the water? If so that's pretty fucking gross, I'd prolly get back and kick the toilet
>>27508860
idk. women can turn a guy down if the dick is too big, there are actually women who are too tight. but there are women who only want a big D, so it really doesn't matter either way
>>27508879
Okay.
1. 7 inches is not 'too big'
2. Rejected by small girls because your dick is too big is not hurtful. It should actually be a feelsgoodman.gif
>>27508825
Idk anon, what exactly is a cuntboy?
>>27507782
Just how dense are you? My dick is pretty big, while not huge, but it still touches the bowl all the time.
>>27508934
Imagine a gay boy but with a pussy instead of a dick.
I want to chop mine off and be a cuntboy twink.
>>27507613
mfw 4.5" erect
>>27508825
LONDON
is 2 hours away by plane.
How old are you? How was second puberty, got into any fights?
>>27508988
that's pretty hot tbqhanother hole to fill
>>27508286
You don't know how lucky you really fucking have it mate. What >>27508302 said. Imagine actually being under five inches erect. I'm afraid to even let a doctor see my dick.
>>27509007
Not in Europe. Sorry cutie.
>>27509025
I know right, I want to get DP'ed by two bears daddies with huge cocks and let them take turns cumming into my pussy.
My only issue is finding out a way to get surgery done while fooling the doctors because they only do it on MtF.
>>27508669
I accepted my 6x5.5 long ago, but it still sucks to think you will never get to flop out a huge cock and see a look of shock and lust on a girls face. Give her the pleasure of being absolutely full up. Have her slide up and down on your pole without it just falling out. Actually watch her writhe on your massive meat log rather than just having an average dick that slides neatly in and is nothing special whatsoever.
>>27509186
Understandable, but getting hung up on that is just a waste of your energy.
Of course that would be great to experiencewhich luckily for me happens somewhat whenever my gf gives oral, even though I'm average sized she seems to like it, but similarly I'd love to experience being wealthy enough to never have to work again, being attractive enough that women actively show their interest and actually try to pursue me, being intelligent enough that anything comes with ease, or a master in all craft/skills I'm interested in.
It sucks that none of those things apply to me, but just like my penis size being average in all aforementioned is all I have to work with. If any of those things turn out not sufficient for someone else, they can find whatever they're looking for elsewhere; no loss to me since I no longer compare my actual life with some ideal based on properties I simply do not have nor ever will be able to obtain.
>>27507534
>tfw my dick is slightly above average yet it touches the bowl too if chubby (especially in the morning)
Your porn shit is invalid my fa/m
>>27508927
Not that anon, but that second point is a pretty shallow assessment of such a situation. Being refused by someone you're genuinely interested in is hurtful regardless of what it's about, especially if it's something you can't control.
>>27507534
This happened to me during my internship in the office washroom and puked all over my lap. Worst day ever.
>tfw your side chick has uncontrollable massively multiple orgasms after a few minutes and you have to pull out so she doesn't go unconscious
Don't believe the lies. Having a big dick (>10") sucks.
