Trim everything
Shave balls only
If you're insistent on shaving it all just throw on some cream and go slow faggot

>>27507039
Start be pressing the blade against your throat and in a fast but strong motion try to slice a deep straight line till you no longer have control over your ability to breathe.

>>27507060
No cream etc here

>>27507039
Raid the medicine cabinet for nail polish remover or something flammable. If you shave your unit you'll end up with dick stubble and give her a painful rash, but if you use just a little bit of fire you'll end up clean without burning yourself.

Regarding the balls, pull the skin and shave.

Like literally, stretch that cunt out. It's not soft, it's fairly firm. It can withstand slapping against some roasties flaps for hours on end. It's tough. Don't be afraid.

You do need to worry about your dick and gooch, as they are far thinner layers of skin and can cut easily.

its not that hard and you dont need to be scared OP, that skin down there is way more robust that your facial skin. i have never cut myself, just go ahead and do it

those 2blade plastic throwaway thingies get stump real quick though so depending on your bush maybe you need two to get it done

also, do it in the shower, dont do it dry

god bless

>>27507039
if youve never done it before i would recommend to nto do it and fuck up, just get some scissors and trim if its really bad

Sit in the shower floor and do it under warm water.
I use liquid soap instead of shaving cream, no irritation.
its not hard really, just drag the razor along the surface gently.
get hard or pull your dick out so you have a flat surface, same with the balls stretch them a bit so theres no wrinkles on the sack.
very rarely have i nicked myself, it doesnt hurt, and it stops bleeding after 5 seconds. by the time you get out of the shower it will have healed over.
Try a small patch to start with, you will realize its really easy after 2 minutes and go for the whole thing

>>27507462
I forgot to mention, while it feels and looks amazing, when the pubes start growing back after a few days your crotch will be on fire itchy.

ball shaving is fucking scary. i will never know how people to it. THE SHIT SHRIVELS WHEN IT GETS COLD. YOU HAVE -NO- CONTROL OVER WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

Thanks all. Anymore tips regarding the balls?

>>27507511
Thats the idea of doing it in the shower, they cant shrivel in the warm water.
And when they are soapy it acts as a lubricant so the shaver doesn't have enough friction to nick the skin.
Its honestly one of those things you try once and go "wow that wasn't as a bad as i thought"

>>27507039
http://howtoshaveproperly.weebly.com/

This applies to all areas.

/thread

Don't listen to this retards advice about doing it in the shower. It's a waste of water and especially warm water / money.

Get yourself a faggot mirror and be a faggot and look at your ass and dick all day as you try to shave. If you think it's going to cut start stretching whatever area you're fucking doing. Use scissors to trim first and then go in with a razor. It's simple. Use some kind of cooling cream or skin lotion after if you feel like it but it's not necessarry.

>>27507675
Grab the sack and pull it up so its relatively smooth,make sure its pretty soapy, then drag the shaver upwards, just let the gravity of the shaver itself drag along you shouldn't have to press at all.
To finish around the sides, grab your sack around the base with your thumb and index finger, (sorta like how you see them tied up in a CBT porn) and go along the outside of the balls same as above