>find a dumb slut
>show her this
>???
>free butt sex
>>27506596
>implying she wouldn't just go have sex with Chad
Some of you guys really are dumb, huh?
>>27506611
This.
Some women believe semen facials will improve their skin. Doesn't mean they'll take it from robots.
>find your dumb slut
>show her research on how doing it in the stink can lead to anal fissures and prolapses
>????
>omg anon I can't believe you were going to do that to me you sick fuck
>bf asks if I'll let him take my ass virginity
>"only if I can take yours first"
>never raises the topic again
>win
>>27506705
That's because he knows better than to trust a woman. She would plow his ass with a strap-on and then refuse the let him fuck she. She would also lose all respect for him after fucking his butt and either leave him or start cheating.
>>27506739
>refuse the let him fuck she
nigga you just went full retard.
>>27506685
Why would I show her research before I get a chance to nut in her starfish?
>>27506869
No, I will. Then your qt will run away with me and we will live happily ever after in a pearly white sky castle.
you dont need a stupid 4chin infograph if you pleasure their asshole they will literally start craving it in the poophole
only applies if its not an unwashed skank
>>27506869
is that nigga green
>>27506891
Not before I get my summoned gayniggas to beat you up and tear your ass up while fixing your back :^)
>>27507011
Not so fast muthafucka.
Gayniggas love me and my pristine ass. They'd only turn on me to give me a good view of their own, Tyrone.
