Shh... Please be quiet. The little NEET is tuckered out from shitposting, tendie eating and crying all night.
Let him sleep.
>>27506434
WAKE UP NEET ITS TIME TO GO TO WORK
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
LOL
Wake up NEET, I hear that your welfare payments are going to be stopped.
*HONK HONK HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK*
WAKE UP
WAKE UP
WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUP
IT'S TIME TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE YOU WORTHLESS RETARDED SHIT
t. mom and dad
>>27506434
Thisis another sleepy burdensome NEET.
>>27506434
>tuckered out from shitposting
only a wageslave would think shitposting takes energythe wageslave speaks from experience of being tired while shitposting
>tendie eating
havent had tendies in ages, i miss them
>crying all night
havent cried in years
>>27506498
nah on that disabilitybux
>>27506542
my parents really cant talk when it comes to doing something with their lives
>>27506473
>this isnt a haiku
>>27506573
>NEETcuck in full defensive mode
Oh good morning NEET! Got a long day on jerking off, watching anime and disappointing your parents ahead of you?
>>27506591
>morning
its nighttime you dumbfuck
gonna go to sleep in a bit
>>27506573
Hey there NEETYboy! How you doing today? Did you get up to much over the Easter break? Sorry what's that? You had a quiet one inside your unit? But why NEETYboy? Was it because you had no money to go out for a good time?
Come now NEETYboy, no need to turn so red! I know you're embarrassed about how little money you make, but its okay. I mean, sure, everyone hates it when you join us for a night out because you're always moping about how poor you are, and constantly shouting you rounds is slowly making all of us resent you, but it's nothing to tear up about.
Oh sorry you asked what I did with my Easter break? Well see I know exactly how much I'm making next pay (the benefits of a contract are numerous NEETYboy!) and it's not subject to the whims of a lecherous old man who wants to cut all financial aid, so I splurged and bought a plane ticket for me and my girl to the other side of the country, because I know I'll make enough next pay to clear my credit card.
Oh what's that NEETYboy? You don't have a credit card? Yeah banks are pretty picky with who they give cards to; only people with jobs. Such a shame.
Well NEETYboy make sure you say hi to your mum; you better keep those relations with your parents good because they fucking despise you and everything you stand for (which really is extraordinarily little)
>>27506434
>Wagie thinks NEETgods are just as miserable as he is.
>>27506616
>wasting your time typing all that up
shouldnt you be working wagie? my NEETbux wont pay for itself you know
>inb4 haha neety my made up life is way better than yours
As the NEET winds down from his 14 hour gaming session, hes starting to feel a tad bit hungry again even though hes already eaten 3 full meals his mother prepared for him. He looks around his desk, which is covered in used silverware and plates he waddles out of his DXR Racer chair his grandmother bought for him. As he gets up, all the built up farts and ass caught by the chair finally secretes to the nose of the NEET. He takes in a heaping breathe of his own stinky and proceeds to the kitchen. He turns the lights on, realizing he hasn't stepped out of his room in over a day and goes to the fridge. He looks around and sees nothing that could be easily prepared in the microwave and starts to throw a fit because hes hungry. He goes to the pantry and sees a half empty bag of chips and snatches it steadfast and hurries back to his manchild cave. As the loud plastic bag opens and the smells of sweet sweet cholesterol and trans fat flow through the air he feels content. Making up irrational excuses for why he can't apply to any jobs or leave the house tomorrow so he has an argument for when his mother tries to berate him with more questions as she does everyday in hopes of him making a change. He farts and cups him quickly to get the potent fumes and sits back in his bed that smells of mold and instant ramen, the NEET finally drifts off to hibernation for another 15 hours.
NEETfags B T F O
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER AHAHAHHAH
>>27506434
Thisis what some people here actually believe.
>>27506473
Oh no! It seems you have rudely awakened the little NEET from his sweet dreams and beauty sleep.
He seems confused and stimulated. How will you comfort him?
Lol put shaving cream on his face
Dumb NEETcuck
>tfw no neet bf
life is suffering
>>27506732
MAD WAGIE
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>>27506718
Tell him to give up the succ.
>>27506718
Spit in his face.
>>27506718
kissu
many kissu
>>27507062
OMG! Before you very eyes the NEET transforms into a handsome prince!!! WOW
GOOD END MAN
>>27507062
Look at that shit animation.
Nothing moves except for that one arm.
ragie wagie the everyday slave
Neets know what they crave
freedom from the everyday grind
neets know the wageslaves are blind
to the way the real world works
having a job gives you no real perks
>>27507141
im pretty sure thats like 2 seconds in total of animation, just looped
other stuff probably moved afterwards. idk, never seen that anime, dgaf, i just like eyebrow girl
