I can't contain myself.
I was browsing /a/ and I got sexually aroused.
One thing leads to another I ended reading a godlike doujin.
Now my dick is diamond it hurts and it's going to break my jean.
I'm thinking about doing it in the toilet but it's a big company, what if there's cameras?
5 hours left before I can go back home, what do robots?
Yeah. In the women's restroom no less.
though I worked in a warehouse where there wasn't a woman in the building so people just used the women's restroom because it was cozier and didn't smell like shit and you could have some privacy.
Go in and rub one out. Anyone gives you grief for being in there so long just say you're having some stomach issues. Nobody wants to talk about your bowel movements. Just be quiet.
Link to godlike doujin please!
>>27506416
I jerk off at work. Don't think they're allowed to put cameras inside bathrooms
Your IT department needs to be fired along with you
Just resist the urge,
>>27506416
i posted about this earlier today, used to blow loads in the back of the library i worked at. i got braver and braver, never had an incident though. bathrooms are baby tier, literally no risk in there. just try and keep everything as clean as possible. go ahead and try, you might like it more than you think family ;)
>>27506416
Did once, never got fired but nobody came in the bathroom (besides me huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue).
Also post doujinshi
>>27506462
http://nhentai.net/g/141258/
>>27506416
>what do robots
you couldve tried not working
but you failed
>>27506416
Nah, but when I went to "special school" I jerked off in the bathroom after thinking about the matronly teaching assistant one time.
>>27506477
he was probably mobile browsing
>>27506517
>jerking off in a bathroom when you could have been making your own retard harem
well I dont know where you live but its illegal to put cameras in a restroom besides like the fucking pentagon and CIA and shit but I rubbed one out at work a few times. But the restroom was the kind where its one big ass room with one toilet and sink so it was pretty simple.
>>27506416
I can't believe you're even asking this. Go to the bathroom, beat it and be quiet.
It is very good for concentration as well, you'll be more relaxed once you're done.
>>27506416
When I was in 2nd grade I used to jack off in class. I didn't understand what I was doing, but it felt good, so I couldn't help myself. My classmates kept asking me about it, but I kept acting like I didn't know what they were talking about.
Haaahhhh. Good times.
>>27506416
How do you get a chill as fuck job like this where you can shitpost and browse 4chins while "working"?
>>27506504
>Chinese
>>Chinese
>>>/Chinese/
Jesus ficki christ
>>27506629
Office job
>>27506416
Thisis what I almost did a few times but always succeeded in containing myself. Of course, I can now fap all I want because I don't have a job nor am I in college.
>>27506658
>not being fluent in chinese in 2016
Nigga what?
