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>robots will leave you to become one of stacy's 20 orbiters
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>robots will leave you to become one of stacy's 20 orbiters
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>being a vagcuck

better luck in the next life, roastie.
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>>27505133
Orbiters are so fucked in the head, for every orbiter there's a girl waiting for a robot bf.
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>>27505183
>there's a girl waiting for a robot bf.
he actually believes this..
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>>27505183
>for every 200 orbiters, there's 1 girl waiting for a robot bf
>that 1 girl is already one of chad's side girls
There we go. Fix'd.
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>>27505243
Yeah I exaggerated you're sort of right.

I spent 2 years semi-lurking around here hoping to find a robot who could love me.

Maybe I'm rare I don't know.
All I know is theres girls out there for you anon. You just have to stop hating and open up to some of the girls around here.
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Mhmmmm. Be mad about it, fampai. :3c I can have my betabitchbois buy you some tissues if you need to cry about it.
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>>27505288
What are you like other than a man pretending to be a woman
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you're all fucked
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>>27505288
>All I know is theres girls out there for you anon
There isn't, though. There are girls who will put up with you for a limited period until they find the right man for them but even they are few and far between.
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>>27505328
Play vidya, ww2 nerd, Chinese cartoons, depressed, lonely. Can say more/detail if you want anon.
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>>27505378
I do want
You sound cool
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>>27505386
Anon, anon. Remember your dignity. Don't do this.
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>>27505378
>tfw play vidya
>tfw was obsessed with WW2 and still enjoy playing ww2 games and watching movies
>used to collect WW2 memorabilia and still have lots of things left including so many german stuff.
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>>27505378

>female
>WW2 nerd

bullshit
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>>27505401
>he still has dignity
Time to go back to /adv/
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>>27505386
Played competitive vidya in my teens, got bullied out of the community eventually.
Anime taste is mostly serious stuff like evangelion, cowboy bebop, akira and ghost in the shell to name a few.
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>>27505412
Do you think it's just a trap, my robot friend?

>tfw no girlfriend to show my WW2 uniforms, knives, bayonets, flags and other stuff to.
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>>27505442
What competitive vidya?
tbqh you'd sound familiar if you didn't say you were out of your teens
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>>27505440
It'll just make him feel like shit when it doesn't go anywhere and he comes to realise he's talking to a guy pretending to be a girl.
You've got to cling to what little pride you can or you will just be another beta orbiter.
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>>27505477
>ww2 history buff, vidya player, and anime fan wouldn't make a good male friend
Even if it's not a girl anon still sounds cool
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>>27505477
I guess this guy is right, just remember she can post her Skype and in the matter of an hour have a 100 if not more being wanting to talk to her. You are just another fish in the pond.

Women don't feel loneliness like us. We aren't lonely by choice like women.
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>>27505412
Into the technology mostly, tanks and aircraft.

Come at me anon, I'm rare af.

Uhhh so many people to reply to

Yes I am a ww2 nerd I have a shelf of models and about 30 books that I've all read 50 times

Sadly too pussy to buy nazi stuff becsuse family but have travelled all over becsuse ww2 museums.
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>>27505553
The last girl i saw was into ww2
had a face like a hemorrhoid and could barely reach around to wipe her own ass.

Put daddies books back down, whore.
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>>27505502
I agree I don't feel the same lonliness as you anon but it's very hollow contact from people who want to talk to me just because im a girl

>>27505476
TF2
Embarrassing ik but I was very good, this was before csgo blew up ofc.
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>>27505567
My dad isnt into ww2 like I am, books are all bought by and for myself.
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>>27505492
Plenty of lads like that around already. Hell, you could start a WW2 history thread and talk about videogames in it. You'd have a load of posters to chat do and could even try dropping email.

You want it to be a girl so you have the hope of something more. It keeps you invested and motivates you to make the effort to talk to them.
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>wah wah why don't women like us fucking chads

For one /r9k/ probably has their standards way to high a beautiful woman wants to be with a beautiful man they shouldn't settle for the fat, ugly sperg lords that browse this board and two I bet even autistic retards like robots have their standards to high you have to realize you are social rejects and you too need to find girls that are rejects.
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This thread does nothing but piss me the fuck off, at how easily women get attention and validation and people wanting to befriend them. Litrelly claim to "like" something people like and you've got an army of orbiters wanting your email and other bullshit.

Get fucked.
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>>27505612
Are you fucking retarded? people on this board are thirsty and fuck and lots don't even have standards. Stop blowing wind out of your asshole you fucking fuckwit.
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>>27505575
Hmm all I know about TF2 is that anons call it autistic
I liked to play RTS games like Red Alert when TF2 was more popular
>>27505596
True I suppose
I'm less into WW2 personally (but I can enjoy talking about it and learning new things still) though since I've started branching out and regularly post on /his/ (avoid commie or /pol/ shit though). Can't get enough Habsburg discussion that doesn't fall into muh incest though.
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>>27505622
TF2 was fun becsuse of how creative and expressive you could be with your movements instead of just walk forward in most shooters.

Also it was actually balanced, nothing op.
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>>27505288
Ignore this lying sack of shit, robots. Those few of you still in existence would be wise to stray away from such filth. The huge majority of "women" on this board fulfill every stereotype and statistic that has been observed.

t. anon who has conversed with literal dozens of them through email over several years
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>>27505643
So what's the autistic part everyone rambles about?
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>>27505661
Agreed, just look at all the female tripfags on this board that got blown the fuck out and exposed for being lying whores.

Yet they claimed to be virgins, lonely, etc..
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>>27505575
You sound cool, and like you actually have some hobbies.

But are you real and will we eventually get contact info?
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>>27505674
Female tripfags have kept up a consistent streak of overall worthlessness. This one is a wonderful textbook example showing absence of personality.
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>>>>27505666
Game is free to play, many kids get onto the public servers. Honestly was fun being high level and killing them 30 times.

Basically lots of little autistic kids and source pony mods.
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>>27505696
>Honestly was fun being high

into the trash you go, roastie.
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>>27505696
So it's the userbase that's cancerous?
>>27505702
Anon...
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>>27505133
>be me
>be robot
>fall in love with girl
>I genuinely thought she was also a "robot", like, would belong here but didn't actually browse /r9k/ but if she did she would fit right in.
>lose my virginity to her
>she wasn't a virgin, she was a total stacy slut, had fucked over two dozen guys before, loved to party and smoked weed and going to the clubs, and dumped me when her slow brain realized I wasn't a chad and I wanted someone to settle down with.

>tfw chad/stacy are going around ruining robots for each other.
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>>27505681
Im gonna give skype and be prepared for the incoming wave of betas.

Emily.adela

>>27505691
I fucking hate the female tripfags here, ruin every trans thread for example.
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>>27505728
>australia

uuughguhguh I'm west coast U.S., are you on weird hours?
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>>27505708
Yeah the general user was a cancerous 13 year old
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>>27505661
No, the huge majority of "women" on this board aren't women but guys pretending.

The reasons for this act are varied. Some to bait, some for attention, some to make money, others to teach.
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>>27505728
>tfw im the guy that posted the nazi stuff
>tfw im aussie

not adding you though so i can be another chest piece.
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>>27505709
>want to add you
>australia
I like the accents, but damn
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>>27505728
You were a tranny this entire time? Wew lad not surprising. Your mentally ill lot is every bit as cancerous and attention-seeking as the vaginal jew.

https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27428214/#q27438749
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>>27505288
how many orbiters have you accumulated while waiting for a 10/10 to come out of the wood work?
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>>27505744
I respect you anon, I really do.

Nice collection of nazi stuff. Could you show more since you won't add me?
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>>27505728
So you're a tranny? Doesn't really count, then.
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>>27505709
>I genuinely thought she was also a "robot", like, would belong here but didn't actually browse /r9k/ but if she did she would fit right in.
>he was a total stacy slut, had fucked over two dozen guys before, loved to party and smoked weed and going to the clubs,
Yeah, no way she could've kept all that discreet. Sounds like you were a delusional idiot who refused to acknowledge her faults until it was too late because you were blinded by her good looks.
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>>27505412
I know a girl into ww2 stuff. We swap tank books all the time.
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>>27505756
Hell no, especially after we found out you're a tranny. You lied to everyone.

>>27505764

Where do i find one, that's a real fucking girl? I want to sit with one and watch WW2 movies together.

I have about 200 on my portable HD.
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>>27505751
Love you too anon.

>>27505752
If someone starts trying to orbit me I get rid of them, I'm not one of those tripfags that wants Amazon wish-list shit.

Zero
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>>27505751
>You were a tranny this entire time? Wew lad not surprising.
Online is the only place they can claim to women and actually be believed.
It's not surprising but it is bizarre how many there are here.
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Nice balls chimpo


Originalcomment
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>>27505751
This is why people hate trannies
They'll pretend they're actually women to get a date
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>>27505771
idk where you find them. I've just known her since preschool.
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>>27505761
No, she had the whole nervous, quiet, looks at her shoes all the time and refuses to make eye contact thing down perfectly.
I ended up sleeping with her on the second date though, so all that other bad stuff about her I only found after....
and yeah, she has been the only girl I have asked out in my life so her good looks pretty much drove me into a lovecraze as well...

>>27505745
I'm not in Australia, I think you repied to the wrong person...
But if you have overwatch I can be your battle.net friend.
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>>27505786
I tried, even tried on /soc/ and listed my hobbies. Never got one interest.
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>>27505785
I'm not looking for a date, I'm just being myself.

Havnt lied once in this thread anons.

Also props to the guys losing their sht over people like me getting attention, no one has added me on Skype lol.
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>>27505794
try /a/

I know grilles post there all the time for ww2 themed animes. like her they never reveal their gender though
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>>27505787
>her good looks pretty much drove me into a lovecraze
aaand there you have it

Robots, not even once.
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>>27505795
>Also props to the guys losing their sht over people like me getting attention, no one has added me on Skype lol.

because you're a fucking trans you lying sob.
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>>27505795
These imply you're a woman
>>27505183
>>27505288
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>>27505782
I think their population is only high in areas like this, where they are mostly Anonymous and can get away with it.

Although it is startling how they are cropping up with more frequency in reality.
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>>27505378
>Chinese cartoons
Everyone knows Chinese/Korean manga belongs in the trash
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>>27505803
i dont watch anime so i don't want to shit the board up.
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>>27505795
That's sad, t. sadfrogs
I'll add you out of pity, but only because I really want friends. You better be interesting.
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>>27505815
>shit up the board
>/a/
Top kek
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>>27505815
there IS a history board, but I have no idea what that place is like
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>>27505814
Get lost newfag
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>>27505728
There's too many on search, i don't know which one you are.
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>>27505824
Yeah but they'll be posting anime pictures and the works. I know nothing. It will be obvious I'm there trying to get a female friend.

I'll be labeled a "creep"
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>>27505834
Mega milk
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>>27505843
if you're here you probably are a creep. so who cares if they think the truth
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>>27505795
>I'm just being myself.
Clearly not or you would have stated you were trans.

Actually being a real girl is one of those impossible, unrealistic standards that robots tend to have.
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>>27505553
What was the special trait of the later Pz IV models, its frontal hull to be more exact, what did they do and why?
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>>27505824
/pol/ hates it, but I think it's alright
It does have a serious commieboo problem, but the /pol/ posters aren't really any better and they tend to resort to shit like "WE" when someone posts actual cited information
If you can avoid shit like that it's pretty good. If you're a World War 2 fan it's not the best board because personal politics (left and right wing) will ruin the threads, with the singular exception tank threads. Those are one of the few times I've seen a clear majority shit on both German and Slavic armor in favor of the Sherman tank
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>>27505850
Fuck wasting my time, I'll just hope someone from soc gets interested in my posts.
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>>27505873
>What was the special trait of the later Pz IV models, its frontal hull to be more exact, what did they do and why?
The special trait was a large hole and they were destroyed by M4 Shermans to achieve this :^)
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>>27505874
theres an egyptian thread right now getting WE posts. kek
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>>27505874
>resort to shit like "WE"
its called having fun you dip
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>>27505885
soc is for stoners and trannies, not people who actually read books
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>>27505933
Well i only post in the Skype threads, i haven't even created a Skype yet though since no one has been interested. I only see chad with his 8/10 aesthetics and ripped body getting replies, and women.

And some of these women complain they are lonely..
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>>27505933
>go on /soc/ ask the opposite gender thread
>get asked if you'd be okay with a girl who just up and leaves on a vegas trip with her girlfriends and doesn't take a phone to call you with
>say a girl who does that is probably trash
>a million white knights come in and say I'm just a boring piece of shit
It's a place for cucks
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>>27505969
so cucks, gays, trannies (same thing tbqh) and stoners. usually some combination. the girls always fall under stoner
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>>27505887
Shermans were garbage compared to the P4 and they barely met P4s but it was obvious that you were just pretending to have interests.
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I have never been an orbiter in my 24 years on this planet, I see no reason why I would start now.
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>>27505978
So... for americans?
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>>27505982
late shermans were miles ahead of pIVs which largely remained unchanged.
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why cant trans not lie about their sex? dressing like a girl and taking estrogen does not make you a women.

fuck off.
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>tfw our relationship is just a stupid e-bf/gf thing and she made it clear that nothing will ever come from it
>tfw it hurts a lot more than I thought it would even though I told myself not to fall for it

I fucked up
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>>27505982
I sincerely hope you're not saying that the Panzer IV was as good as the Sherman tank
Shermans consistently BTFO them
Hell the Sherman had armor nearly as thick as a Tiger's when sloping is taken into account and a superior gun
The only time Shermans met Tigers in Western Europe (happened twice in the entire war) they one, and they for every Sherman killed by Panthers the Shermans destroyed 3.6 cats
Fuck off wehraboo revisionist
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>>27505612
You just need money
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>>27506025
so you know but continue being an orbiter listening to her problems..
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>>27506029
*they won
**and for every Sherman
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>>27506034
>listening to her probelms
I don't really do that, I don't really do anything. She talks at me or tries to cyber with me and I just don't because it all feels pointless.
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>>27506020
Whenever you see a non-bait fembot thread, just remember that it was started by a tranny and half the posts in there are by trannies.
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>>27506029
>canadian shermans vs. panthers in italy
>aimed for shot trap
>worked every single time
kek. fucking german engineering
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>>27505803
>girls on /a/
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>>27506066
Yeah i mean, all those faggot threads on r9k (trans/trap) just rreminded me they always get 300+ posts.
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>>27505984
They're pretty sneaky, m8. You might be one and not even know it. If you know any girls, consider your relationship with them and how you interact with them.
Remain forever vigilant.
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>>27505288
You're not like the other girls right?
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>>27506106
no anon, it's a very special kind of "girl".
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>>27505992
The 76mm gun Shermans were around even, thats also around the time the P4 wasnt even produced anymore.
By the time Shermans still had their shit-gun, ammo-storages that blew up when the wind turned and their armor being made out of casted steel Germans were already using the P4 G versions which was just a minor upgrade to the F2 which has been used years before already.
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>>27505575
Highlander or 6v6?
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>>27506095

The only females I that I have any kind of "relationship" with are family, anon. I will admit that I caught myself in what was (I'm pretty sure) "the friendzone" in highschool. I ended that quite abruptly by telling her friend that I hated her.
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>>27505133
>Robots leave you to become Stacy.
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>>27506125
>It's a lonely subhuman tranny
>It will STILL get some orbiters
Disturbing dess.
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>>27505183
stop lying and giving people false hope you roastie cunt
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>>27506033
Money is pretty hard to acquire.
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If you live in New Zealand, I will date you.
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>>27505442
>Anime taste is mostly serious stuff like evangelion, cowboy bebop, akira and ghost in the shell to name a few.

You just watched whatever was on Toonami at the time, that's not a hobby.
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>>27506146
Both, played more 6s tho
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>>27507088
Never watched toonami

I'm into fate/zero and stay-night, Anohana, sword of the stranger, Baccano, Jin rou, madoka, steins gate.

I just didn't feel a need to elaborate my taste too much

Oh for the record I didn't make this thread, I just hijacked it.
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>>27505795
no ones added you because youre a man
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>>27507137
Got 4 adds in the end and they're being nice.
Generally kind robots to talk to.
Making friends is easy.
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