>tfw fembot
>made a dating profile
>don't get along with anyone and lots of them are creeps and weirdos
who /FailedAtOnlineDating/ here?
>>27505051
Post examples of creeps and weirdos
>girls have it hard too!
Fuck off attention whore.
>>27505108
But we do, stop acting like a special little snowflake.
>>27505063
different person. but check this.
>>27505291
from a paraplegic ginger.
(also kek at my suggested ad)
just why?
>>27505315
>that picture
>his message
>that ad
>>27505315
>>27505291
>boo hoo an ugly guy said rude things
implying if chad said it you'd be posting it here, you'd be all over him you fat blob.
>>27505204
Except you don't though, you're angry that you're not getting the best of the best like any other woman who's entered the dating world, maybe rearranging your face with ball peen hammer and updating your profile picture will offer you a bit of perspective.
>>27505350
could you be any more of a bitter virgin? I'm a guy btw, before you throw out more pathetic insults
>>27505350
>Women aren't allowed to have standards
grow up
>>27505345
can't you just admit that nobody likes uggos?
why is that so difficult?
>>27505369
>>27505374
Don't get too toastie there roastie.
pretty sure guys are just retarded.
>>27505369
You're either OP samefagging or an emasculated nu-male faggot, so no, you aren't.
>>27505374
>i deserve a man out of the top 20% because i have a pussy
>>27505063
okey-dokey give me a second to look around
>>27505433
just marketing ;; )
>>27505051
Want are you looking for in a partner?
>>27505439
le edgy comebacks are just embarrassing.
every message is honestly almost identical
>>27505466
I agree 90% of the time, but actually laughed at this one
>>27505474
why cant men be original?
>>27505051
If you're getting nothing but creeps and weirdos and you haven't even gotten fuck offers from attractive guys, then you're probably pretty fucking beat, probably time to lower those standards.
>>27505474
Well to be fair what are you meant to say to a stranger your don't know and have never spoken to.
>its another episode of dude making a profile with hot chick so he can roleplay as a woman on a mongorian basketweaving forum
>>27505474
being a girl seems exhausting. I don't know which side has it worse
Lots of old guys want you to massage them with oils and be their live in maid.
>>27505474
And that's why I don't massage anyone online.
It feels creepy.
If girls find me attractive they will msg me.
So far only 3 did lol.
kebab knows what's up.
> fembot
> get tinder
> get quite a few number of matches
> talk to some of them
> too mentally exhausted to keep in contact with people
> too mentally ill to get in close relationships
> feel bad about this until I remember tinder is only for people who want a quick fuck
> delete tinder
> wonder how the fuck I'm going to find the one person who will put up with me if I don't leave the house and online dating is ass
>>27505499
My first guess is "jump directly into smalltalk on a mutual interest you see on the bio, so you don't get ignored like everyone that goes through pleasantries first"
>whores will never create original threads
>whores will always create threads about themselves and nothing else
What disgusting egocentric creatures.
this happens a lot. not too bad, just curious.
Yeah, reading people's profiles on dating sites or fetish sites and stuff literally makes me have panic attacks. Everyone is so lame that it feels absurd and unreal. Like all other humans are NPCs but offensively lame and weird to an extreme degree. It actually gives me anxiety reading their profiles.
>>27505558
wow...women have higher standards then men. breaking news.
>5/10 male
>have my own vehicle motorbike and car
>work-out and lift weights
>eat right
>don't do drugs, alcohol or even drink coffee
>try tinder
>10 matches in about 4 months
>none talk to me
And women are here litrelly complaining they cant be bothered replying.
>>27505573
>people on websites that have usernames, or actual names, act bland and safe
You're spoiled by 4chan. That's all.
>>27505528
>25
He looks 40. At least he has a good pick up line.
Show pics of your first messages to guys and lets see if you are any less embarrassing.
>>27505535
Whining about it on /r9k/ will sure help.
You aren't entitled to a relationship, roastie.
>>27505608
that one wasn't really fair, i mention foreskins in my profile. just was funny out of context.
>>27505543
Problem is, as someone who has tried online dating and tried that, girls still don't reply. You spend time reading the profile and writing a message about mutual interests only for them not to reply.
Eventually, you realize it's just a number game, and mass message loads of girls boring hello messages so you can at least get a few replies.
>>27505433
OP, can you PLEASE do me a favour?
Write an angry response to this old man and then block him.
I fucking hate boomers is all.
>>27505573
So what is so so exciting about your life?
>>27505558
I have a theory: most men using online dating as a last resort are genuinely butt ugly, whereas the "female" accounts are nothing but catfishers. I'd say these two graphs are fair.
>>27505653
i respond to 80per cent of the messages i get.
mostly because i have nothing better to do.
>>27505665
write one and i'll send it.
>>27505474
>Your "siix things you can't live without"
>"My friends, family, my iphone, my laptop, red wine" etc etc
>wonder why you get generic copy+paste messages
Women sure are stupid. Do any of them have personalities?
>>27505690
Most don't though.
>>27505668
Comfortable lies breed ignorance.
>>27505690
Link your profile and I'll message you.
>>27505719
If this is not satire I'm going to fucking shoot myself.
>>27505051
Do you guys really enjoy all of these attention? Damn users on this board really have some issues.
>>27505433
>>27505438
>>27505474
>>27505528
>>27505563
>>27505690
Thank you for proving women litrelly cannot be lonely, and run the only dating scene you dumb bitch.
As for you replying to 80%, yeah right you lying sack of shit.
>>27505800
I wish, anon. I wish female vapidity was merely satire.
>>27505800
It's real. It's very real. She probably lowered her standards soon though. I doubt she met her millionaire boyfriend.
>>27505719
The fakest and the gayest
>>27505825
ouch anon, it hurts me when you tell me that women are desirable. really cuts deep ;_;
(btw i have to delete my inbox to make room for more messages twice a week and i still complain about no men liking me)
>>27505474
Allan sounds nice
>>27505830
They sure have loose definitions of "slim" and "athletic".
>>27505881
For a gril to be considered in shape she just needs to not be fat. That's it.
For a guy he needs to work out 3/4 times a week, go through periods of bulking and cutting, have a strict diet to encourage muscle growth.
>>27505904
I'm 9 months in, working my ass off lifting heavy weights, eating right etc..
Best i get called is alright and "ottermode" in /soc/, and told i hardly have muscle definition etc.. and just a swimmers body. Get fucked bitch, i'm the one sweating off in the gym and squatting, and doing 80kg OHP.
They expect everyone to look like zyzz and like it's something that only takes a few months at best.
tried to deny it
>>27505904
You know most girls don't go for the "Pumped Up" look right?
Bulking and cutting is for the freaks who do pro body building, and who's idea of aesthetics is more informed by the Michelin Man than the Vitruvian Man.
>>27505934
>you should get in shape, anon. guys have it sooo easy
>>27505943
held on for pretty long
>>27505943
>>27505952
you sound like a man
probably a trans
>>27505951
Makes me want to throw a dumbbell at their head.
>>27505934
>They expect everyone to look like zyzz and like it's something that only takes a few months at best.
Yep, they say things like 'I don't want a gym guy' yet when they describe their perfect guy, it's someone with a cut buff body. The type of body that takes long amounts of time getting and maintaining. Fucking delusional.
>>27505979
>implying you can lift a dumbell
>>27505943
>no you're not in control, I dec-
>wednessday? sure
>Fembot
no such thing
a real robot would NEVER have a girl chasing after him, now matter how ugly or fat
>>27506021
>hello
>r u there
>u wanna meet??
>hellooo
>>27505950
>going to the gym and doing half-assed workouts might accidently transform you into arnold
>>27505474
Unfucking believable. 27 whole letters in the alphabet and it's like people just keep using them over and over again to form the same looking shit, like it's almost identical.
What fucking nerve.
Also this thread sucks. There was an Okcupid thread up earlier. Why do you feel the need to start it a second time except mention you have a vagina? Oh hey look over here people, vagina. Let's ignore I'm saying everyone else passed it up like literally seconds ago. VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27506116
>muh private club
>>27506059
I fucking wish.
But I really have seen people overdo the gym.
Friend of my little brothers for instance, nice enough kid, ADD type with buckets of chutzpah.
Hits eighteen and hits the gym, within six months his arms have swelled to the stage where his head, by comparison looks like a peanut.
And his head was proportionally small to begin with.
Essentially, now he looks like some sort of incredulously swole ayy lmao.
>Check my Okcupid
>0 Messages
Being a manlet is the worst Oh well though "Femanon" you just keep complaining about your buffet of options.
>>27506059
>i don't want to get too buff
>>27506174
Change your job to banking.
Watch the messages flood in.
>>27506174
>several people have liked you!
>explicitly state in my profile that I can't see who likes me so don't bother
>IT KEEPS HAPPENING
just send me a message jesus fuck why
>>27506187
But I want an honest GF anon, not a gold digger
>>27506212
then why are you on okcupid? you'd find more honest women even on fetlife
>>27506212
>But I want an honest GF anon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No such thing. How old are you? You should know that by now if you're old enough.
>>27506212
>wants honest women
>uses okcupid where men are judged solely on looks and job status
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>27505374
society allows women to have standards as soon as men have standards it's mysoggyknees, sexism and whatever shaming phobia they make up next fatshaming thinshaming etc
>>27506158
>muh vuhjuynuh
>*tips fatampon*
>>27505528
A good sword needs a sheath.
I talk to a fembot who made an OkCupid account and she has to sift through literal hundreds of /r9k/manbaby tier beta thirstlords every day. It's even got tons of unironic m'ladytippers.
My sentiments go out to every fembot who tries to make social contacts online only to be met by hordes of horny virgins.
>>27505943
This is hilarious as fuck, It's the same as Tinder and putting it on wall street, prepare yourself for angry Chad rants about being a whore for not answering.
It's gold, I recommend every femanon to do it at least once, destroys every preconception about Chad's.
It's beautiful.
>>27506270
>*tips fatampon*
MY LORD!
>>27506320
Pata-Pata-dush FUCK THIS GAME!
OP are you good at being in control?
>>27506288
Yeah fembots actually have it pretty rough in that regard. They have to sift through a lot of trash if they want to find anything half decent.
>>27506398
Wow tons of guys that probably are not all that bad just trying to be nice to you.
Fuckin you two are here, you're part of what's considered trash.
>>27506398
wish I had anything to sift through. I'd probably get a beta orbiter to find suitable bulls for me if I was a girl
>>27506456
There's a lot more shitty guys after sex than nice guys out there girls have to be much more cautious, this coming from a guy.
>>27506458
That seems entirely unpleasant.
>>27506320
A videogame reference, how fadorable. I'm not familiar with that one. Still it's ironic you call it a private club when the entire point of the thread is the
>vagina club
thread. Could of posted this in the other thread earlier like I said except it'd come up with some ridiculous reasons about why you're rejecting everyone.
>>27506588
Oh wow, after sex. Like women aint. Oh wow it'd be terrible if a non virgin was after sex with them. I mean it'd be evenw orse if it was a virgin
/s
>>27506615
I suppose I should rephrase that; only after sex. It's easy for a girl to get sex but it can be harder to find an actual companion.
>>27506653
Girl here, both are actually pretty easy.
god I hate women
>>27506678
I'm talking about actual fembots, the unsociable ones who have to use dating websites in the first place. That's what the discussion started with.
>>27506728
Those fembots are normal dont be so gullible
>>27506748
I'm not even sure what that means. My point was that being a girl on a dating site is a pain in the ass because you get spammed.
I'm not saying they aren't normal, I'm saying that the ones that have to use dating sites for actual dating and not just hookups have a shitty time of it.
>>27506793
Id rather get spammed then get zero messages / matches.
>>27506806
The grass is always greener on the other side love.
I tried talking to women once and I regret it. Threads like this just make me never want to try it ever again. I hope they hurry up with sexbots so I don't have to think about this anymore.
>>27506793
You know if it were like super weird fucking shitty guys I could understand that.
You know most guys they go through school, they have a general idea of how to not hurt people.
Fuckin im not going to admit it's a bad thing a guy expresses an interest in having sex with them. it's more about her judgement of character, which itself reflects on her own character (you're judged by the company you keep) than it does on the guy.
>>27505943
>not saying "I'm not really into femdom desu"
lern2non-sequitur
>>27506456
See >>27505563. Comes off as "kind", but the fact that he has this copypaste greeting alone means he's spamming as many women as possible hoping to get a hook. There's nothing nice about the majority of guys on dating sites. They're bottom feeders at their utmost desperate at trying to put their penis in something. 99 out of 100 times, a "nice guy" is an incredibly immature shithead who is to be avoided.
Source: was a "nice guy" in my early teen years and all I cared for was trying to lose my virginity.
>>27506836
>be average girl
>set up alternate email address
>buy cheap PAYgo phone
>take a selfie with abit of makeup
>setup profile
>put pw and user details in PAYgo phone
>never log into dating site unless you are prepared to sift through spam
>never turn on PAYgo phone unless you are prepared to sift through spam
>be average guy
>get ignored by real females
>only get spammed by bots regardless of what you do
Dating sites doesn't serve a purpose at that point
>>27507100
Dude you know how retarded it is to try and write something different and original every time. Like I've done that maybe a few hundred times over a few years before. It was a waste of time should of just used copy/pasta.
You know you really can't get anymore fucking reddit style group think than to shit on nice guys because they're not nice they want something. I've heard it before. Like not just to bash reddit for being reddit but they don't get everything right. The nice guy hate shit is like fuckin r/athiesm it's cringey. I don't see you bashing on guys going to bars and clubs all the time cause their desperate for pussy.
Just fucking admit it, you are a pretty standard white knight definition. Besides your acting like women themselves don't want sex. You're in for a very long dry spell if you think they're attracted to intelligence and not superficial shit like everyone else. Most guys don't even just want a one night stand you can see guys on here crying daily that they want an exclusive long term relationship.
Honestly I just came here for a laugh but this is just depressing. If you wanna be a cuck that's your problem man. Don't forget to prep the bull.
>>27507180
Exactly. There's no functional alternative to proper social interaction, although they can be used for hookups pretty effectively.
>>27507349
Have you tried not spamming every single OkCupid member of the opposite sex and only send messages to those that actually seem interesting?
Your thirst is pretty fucking obvious to them, you know.
how do i get this milf to eat my ass?
>>27507706
>Have you tried not spamming every single OkCupid member of the opposite sex
I assume you're speaking from experience, Doj
>>27507831
Nope. I'm speaking from common sense. I've never used dating sites.
>>27507706
I wasn't referring to dating sites when I said I talk with females. Although I've talked with a few hundred of them.
Honestly I'm gonna play nice and give you a little advice. You're living a meme mate.
Every guy is considered thirsty and desperate for pussy because of how much attention they get. It's a joke. You're not "in" on the joke if you think you're convincing people otherwise. You fell for the joke, jokes on you.
>>27507882
Good thing I don't actually participate in social life, then.
You're exaggerating but I'm aware of what you mean.
>>27505474
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SAY!?!?!?!?
i've reactivated my OKcupid like 5 times and the same thing happens every time. WOMEN DON'T RESPOND.
i type out about a paragraph or 2 worth of message, perfect grammar, perfect everything, at least one light joke, maybe some sarcasm, a question about her profile or maybe an anecdote.
it doesn't matter, i've tried every variation of every message, i've tried poetry, i've tried "lol so randumb", i've tried straight up insults (women respond to insults almost all the time).
it does not matter. women are completely jaded and irredeemable. i've seen the same women on there for years and they can't figure out that the reason they can't get a date is because their profile flames you as you read it.
>>27505051
Can't dates at all myself.
I made one and talked to like 20 different girls before my account was suspended for no reason. I honestly think they do that if you're too active without paying for it. I was right on the middle of talking to a qt and now I'm blocked, and the forums said it takes weeks before they unblock you.
>>27507969
It's time to stop trying...
In all seriousness, I can relate to your post. The only time I had responses is when I insulted them. My strategy now is to spam virtually every woman in existence and sometimes they will look at my profile and want to message me. I don't give a shit if it's generic, it works and it takes a lot less effort.
>>27508048
some chick had in her profile: you should message me if your birthday is July 27.
July 27 is my mom's birthday. i messaged her but she didn't respond.
not even a "Haha".
I'm from Chicago and have an OkCupid as well. I might of messaged you before.
>>27508048
Success tip 1 is to message lots of girls, because only half or less willwc ever respond to you. You can't just outright insult them. You have to subtly poke fun at some way they're trying to seem classy, smart, or interesting, because they're usually insecure about it.
My acct got blocked though, I honestly think this site is a scam
>>27508124
it is a scam.
you can't see if people are active anymore, you have to sit and loiter on it all day and watch the feed like Facebook to see who's active or pray someone responds to you.
i've answered like 400 questions. towards the 400 mark they start being repeats of each other but the words are worded differently.
i heard about the shadowbans, but now i know they're real.
>>27508124
>spam people
>get blocked for triggering anti-spambots
Gee whiz!
>>27505587
>dont even drink coffee
you sure seem like a lot of fun
>>27508087
meh, don't sweat it. I made the mistake early on of trying to look at their profile and messaging them something about their interests or something like that. Too much effort for little reward.
>>27508124
Word, I know. I'm just saying that I got close to 100% response rate when I straight up shit on them. I'm familiar with the concept of "negging" as the PUAs would say. I don't know why you got blocked but that would be the first time I've heard of that happening. I haven't been on OKC but I did get blocked when I was in my heavy insult phase because I got reported a lot.
>>27508188
>messaging 20-30 girls unique messages based on their profiles
>spam
Retard
>>27508234
You only need to be messaging one, fuckass.
>>27508245
You've never used okcupid before if you actually think that. If I were a woman, maybe.
>>27508260
Stop messaging random basic bitches just because their tits look good, then.
>>27505051
This is true tbhq
Find it hard to like guys my age, all of the boys around me have shitty boring interests
>oh you like games..? What games..? "Lel i play cod and dota and some GTA on muh xbox"
find similar interests from guys online, sometimes in MMOs.
>tfw the only guy i was able to meet irl ended up telling me he wants to be a woman
>started talking to another guy who liked to rp as a popular girl, irl he was a fucking whale who took 0 pride in himself and all he would spout is "im would fk you hard heheh"
Not sure why i bother
>>27508301
>started talking to another guy who liked to rp as a popular girl, irl he was a fucking whale who took 0 pride in himself and all he would spout is "im would fk you hard heheh"
Sounds like Bandage.
>>27508278
>just because their tits look good
that's the only worth they have though
>>27508582
Get a prostitute or visit a porn site, shitlord.
>>27506167
He overdid steroids. Not the gym.
Rate this bitch I fucked while her boyfriend is in the army.
>>27508278
>only talk to one girl
>dont try to have sex with her
Is Doj a female? Like how would a male give such shitty advice.
>>27508618
0/10 for being unfaithful.
>>27508627
>WAAH I WANT TO BE CHAD I WANT TO HAVE A HAREM WAAH
Okay.
>>27505051
>Be Mexican.
>Made an OKCupid profile.
>Decide to message this one female in Spanish.
This is what I got.
>>27508618
Yeahhhh sure you did anon, sure you did.
>>27508649
Haha, okay? It was pretty easy. Try not being a poorfag.
>>27508642
Well I came here for a laugh. Good job, Doj.
baka desu senpai
This is the OK Cupid thread with the worse conversations images...you guys need to step up
and, >having answer in OK Cupid
normieplsgo
>>27508663
If you did you're just an asshole and you're enabling shitty women.
>>27506116
>27 whole letters
>27
What a depressing thread, I hope they all will eventually die in the future.
>>27508773
WERE YOU IN THE 27 THREAD? THAT WAS ME
WE'RE DEAD FAMALAM, WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD
>>27505563
>number of visitors is infinite
I want off this ride
>>27508189
Coffee stains teeth, you inbred faggot
Women always delete their accounts right after I message them.
It's hopeless
>>27509777
link to archive?
>>27505051
Go away "fembot" stop trolling r9k, stop please stop!!!!!
>>27509905
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27464647/#q27465027
>>27510187
>post ends in 27
truly fucking chilling
>>27508618
Woah woah woah woah I know who she is. Who are you and do you live near jim thorpe?
>>27509841
brush your teeth, you socially inept cunt
>>27505051
Online dating is where loser men try and win over women with their personality. Unfortunately they don't have one.
>>27505438
How is he emasculated if he's making fun of you for being a virgin? You are a virgin and therefor not even a man
>>27506243
Um, no it isn't. Men have standards. Maybe you don't.
>>27505825
Women can be lonely. Men have to approach them. Men can only be alone by choice when they don't approach women.
This thread is triggering me hard. God damn women is there not one decent woman who will ever speak out about how unfair and one sided the dating scene is?
>>27510719
Calm down sjw
>>27508189
Le you need to drink coffee to be fun maymay
>>27505522
I'm not sure how you massage people online
>>27505474
So, did you ever say what 3d modelling program you use?
Dating sites like Okcupid POF and Tinder are pretty awful.
The women are always selective you can't hide around that, a lot of men are fucking idiots. Dated a couple of girls from these sites and they all told me and showed me messages and conversations these thirsty men have with them.
I find the degree of guys they meet go from
>Thirsty fuckboy children
>Beta
>Friends
>Chad
Believe it or not but if you're just chill and act like a friend, you kind of get more attention than most men would. Granted some women enable these thirsty cucks to act like the way they do. Mostly because they are women that know they can get what they want when they want it.
In which case you're really not missing out much.
I found that the difference between a guy who is a friend and a guy who is, for intents and purposes a "Chad" is that one guy comes off as uninterested, mostly due to lack of confidence which girls mistake as lack of interest.
Plus if you are speaking to a woman who is shallow enough to judge your looks, or even your interests and hobbies, then curb stomp her to the door. Women like that are shit tier. You need a decent human being, not human trash like that.
>>27505315
>>27505291
Why didn't Beck invest his Loser money wisely?
![Jb09pEa[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IQoR6KB.png "Jb09pEa[1].png")
>move to a new town
>become lonely as fuck, know nobody, nobody but stacies and chads in my classes
>decide to make an okc profile to see if I can meet someone there
>rarely get messages but probably because I didn't put up a picture and all my answers were :^)
>boys never messaged me back, girls never messaged me back
>one day I get a new message
>get hype
>open okc
>its this
>I was 19
Props to the old man for trying, I guess.
>>27505474
>i usually wake up around 5am every day. my meds I t...
What the fuck dude, why would you even.
>>27512257
Are you fat?
Nobody besides desperate people like fatties
>>27512402
I could stand to lose 10lbs or so, but I'm not overweight. BMI<25
But like I said, I didn't even put a picture up. I'm a bit paranoid about that kind of thing, so I message people first to break the ice since I know I don't give that much to work with. The only things I fill out on these websites are the questionnaires because they're kind of fun to do, and the basic stats shit (eg. height, age, ethnicity, etc.).
>>27510405
Yea, I graduated from JT two years ago. Why?
>>27510444
You obviously don't know that first thing about dentistry.
Even if you brushed your teeth 0.0001 seconds after coffee, the stains would still set in.
Fucking retards with your shit colored teeth
>>27510715
>Women can be lonely.
No they cant
>Men have to approach them.
Why dont they approach men?
>Men can only be alone by choice when they don't approach women.
K, this is b8
>>27512629
Just weird seeing some one you know get posted on /r9k/ of all places. I graduated the year after you.
>>27512974
Did you know she was a slut?
>>27506288
women deserve it for being fucking vile and subhuman
>>27513576
Its okay let it all out
>>27513431
It doesn't really surprise me, I guess. I just graduated in the same class as her. I didn't know her personally. I can't even remember her name!
Though, if she is who I think she is I feel kind of bad for her boyfriend.
>>27513637
I don't have anything in particular against women it's just an objective fact that most of them deserve to be dead
>>27513729
M. Malatak is her boyfriend. Was good friends with him, although I haven't seen him in a while.
>>27512839
Enjoy your teeth, you loneliness and your virginity bro ;)
>>27513757
Ah, okay. He wasn't who I was thinking of. Still, I never heard anything bad about him.
Small world full of big sluts, I guess.
>>27512854
Why is everything that proves robot delusions wrong bait?
If you aren't approaching women you are choosing to be alone.
>>27512257
White losers are fucking creepy online
>>27505051
TOP KEK YOU SAVED A PIC I POSTED ON ANOTHER THREAD
What the hell though get a life
>>27505830
Those chicks are so sad .....
I used a dating app once and met a guy from 4chan. We went on my first date ever. I had a terrible time though, I think I was very mentally ill.
>made an okcupid, pof, and tinder
>not trying to get laid
>only girls looking for an actual relationship are fat or just ugly
/failedatonlinedating/ seems to fit
>>27508124
Met my fiance on it three years ago.
Advice to guys: don't bother messaging girls because they get inundated and don't respond. Have a good profile and focus on the girls that message you. If none do, fix your profile and/or life. If you aren't interesting in bulletpoints you aren't interesting in detail. Work on yourself and pussy will follow.
Girls: don't filter through the million shitty generic emails. Find profiles of people who sound interesting and reach out. Ask a followup on something interesting from their profile and see what they come back with. I basically never didn't at least respond and bet most other guys will too.
>>27505051
I'm a real fembot and probably not a catfish like you, OP. I don't even really like OKCupid anymore. The only guy I like isZachbut he's never on Skype.
>>27506288
>My sentiments go out to every fembot who tries to make social contacts online only to be met by hordes of horny virgins.
My sentiments go out to every rich overprivileged basted who tries to buy something only to be met by hordes of choices on what to buy. The poor starving fuckers in Africa ought to check their privilege.
>>27505051
>everyone who isnt a chad is creeps and weirdos
>hur durr im a fembot
Yet more proof that there is no such thing as a fembot, but thristy beta faggots will always whightknight women here, even as they know that they would be brutally rejected IRL even by the ugly maiden they are defending.
>>27514312
Analogies aren't your strong point huh?
>>27514312
Bitter virgin manbabydetected.
>>27509826
that's because i have my visitors turned off so i can creep on people.
>>27513948
Will you shut the fuck up you dumb whore?
I constantly try and talk to women, all I get is rejection. But hey it's okay maybe I'm that ugly or that retarded or that repelling.
But for fucks sake you have no right to tell that men are only alone by choice, fuck you so much roastie I hate you, you don't know true loneliness.
>>27514192
>just fix ur life bro ;))))))
>>27514365
They are, but I see that understanding them isn't yours.
>>27514391
Roastie detected.
>>27514672
>Will you shut the fuck up you dumb whore
Too based for words
>>27513922
I have fucking impeccable teeth.
"Les dents of a god" - my therapist, last week 2016
I'd rather be a virgin than be with some coffee stained cum guzzling gf
>>27514199
Can you post your profile pic?
You look really qt.
You can block out the eyes if you want.
>139 likes
>39 messages
I've been on for 2 years and have had 2 likes (from bots) and 2 messages (from bots).
>>27514199
>real fembot
Wew lassy
>>27514672
It's probably because you're bitter dude. Look how mad you get.
>>27514192
>just fix your life brah
Yeah, right after I finish finding the meaning to life.
>work on yourself and pussy will follow
Had to hold down the vomit after reading that one
I'm a guy. My okcupid profile gets like 3 visitors a day on average. A couple of girls have messaged me. My profile lists me as being mentally ill, too anxious and shy to message first, boring, reclusive, a minimum wage drone with no plans whatsoever for the future. Oh and that I can't drive and am too scared to learn to do so. So basically Complete Loser material. I've gotten like 30 likes tho. Is that normal or am I just so cute that it makes up for being a mentally ill retard?
The girls messaging me and the girls that I assume liked me based off of when I got liked and who was visiting are all normies and some are really attractive if that matters. All of them seem so nice tho I wish I was better at talking to people
>>27514672
Im a man. Just not the kind that blames my life problems on women.
Face it. Men dont know true lonliness. Manbabys like you just know giving up.
>>27515036
You're a Chad.
Congratulations.
Now, fuck off
>>27515048
>Face it. Men dont know true lonliness. Manbabys like you just know giving up.
Supreme b8
>>27515086
Not at all. Men are supposed to go after women. If you're alone you're just a failure as a man.
>>27515057
I'm 5'5 weigh like 110 pounds and am paler than the um. Paler than anything shit I'm also bad at words.
I have severe anxiety, psychotic spectrum disorders, kh virgin, etc, etc. And no irl friends. I'm definitely not a chad.
>>27515109
>Not at all. Men are supposed to go after women. If you're alone you're just a failure as a man.
Dis da bait that get da (You)'s
>>27515109
I've "gone after" and approached women all my life.
Only to be met with scorn, rejection, and insults.
>inb4 pua
I don't go to clubs, I talk to girls ik through mutual friends or classes over the course of weeks and months
>>27515174
Ia everything that points out your life is in your control just bait to you?
>>27515136
If you have women interested in you, especially attractive women, you're a Chad.
Fuck off
>>27515208
No.
You're just a delusional roastie that says only men who don't approach women are alone.
Swing around wizchan and ask them how their attempts to approach women went
>>27515217
Being a chad is so new to me. What should I do?
>>27507805
What a creepy faggot. The best thing you could show off about yourself is your skinny fat abs. It looks like youre jerking yourself off
>>27507805
>shirtless pic
>complains that there's no good women attracted to you
>>27516141
You sound like a roastie.
I personally don't have shirtless pics, but guys who do get way more messages and dates
>>27515242
Ask out one of those girls and enjoy all the free pussy you can get.
Or shop around until you find the right qt for you.
The world is your oyster.
Don't ever come back
>>27516519
>I personally don't have shirtless pics, but guys who do get way more messages and dates
yeah, with whores.
>>27505528
>visitors and quickmatch
>too high a number to display
I only get messages from femboys.
>>27518824
Can you show us some examples of what they look like? Just curious, that's all.
>>27506836
You legitimately get 0 messages as an average guy. How could you possibly reason that it's better to get no interest than getting tons of interest, when the point of a dating site is to find people who you're interested in, that are also interested in you?
>>27518656
visitors are turned off retard.
>>27519082
>inundated with shitters offering sex
>this is somehow good
