Even the nerdy, frumpy class president girls are swallowing stranger's loads in the middle of a party and getting ass fucked in bar bathrooms. Why even try?
religious girls my g its a goldmine
>>27504664
They're all whores man.
>>27504640
i don't see why you can't just be the stranger
>getting ass fucked in bar bathrooms
Where the fuck are you from that shit like this is going down at bars?
I live in Cleveland and go out all of the time. Even in the sleaziest places, I don't run into people fucking in the rest rooms.
Fucking hell, man. You autists spend way too much time in your own heads envisioning greasy scenarios that don't remotely line up with reality.
>>27506218
What kind of bars do you go to? The expensive ones definitely do this.
>>27504640
>>27504679
Is there a story behind this or are you just idly shitposting? Context?
You call that frumpy? I wish my standards were so high.
>Class presidents
>Nerdy or Frumpy
Those elections are always popularity contests
A prime case study as to why 18 year old voters are cancer
>>27506218
this. im a bouncer. I kick people out for that shit. Mostly because we have to help clean up at the end of the night. Shit doesn't even happen in shitty strip clubs. it's the stuff of B grade porn scripts.
Where it DOES occur a lot is public bathrooms in parks.
>>27506263
>i'm a bouncer
lol the lies /r9k/ tells itself
>>27506259
I think OP meant valedictorian but whatever.
>>27506232
I pretty much go wherever. I used to live there and want to move back. I like to pick an area and do a crawl, so I get a little bit of everything. I do not get any licentious views of people getting their fuck on in the bathroom.
>The expensive ones definitely do this.
...according to whom? Motherfuckers would get tossed on their ass for this behavior.
Here's a suggestion. Try going to a few actual bars instead of speculating about them online. Get a little field experience, then come back and tell me how many people you saw doing the deed. If I'm right, at least you got some drinks/food out of it. If you're right, bring your phone, film it, and put that shit online.
>>27506274
im also a normie. Also bouncer is a shit tier job so i don't see why its hard to believe? I stand around will smell indian cunts for 12 hours at a time and clean puke off the floor at 4am
>>27506295
It happens a lot at shady clubs, along with people doing coke
>>27506274
>lol the lies /r9k/ tells itself
wut? Bouncer is one of the easiest jobs in the world, i'd be surprised if a huge part of r9k wasn't bouncers/night crew
>>27506336
>It happens a lot at shady clubs
Well, what is it? Does it happen at upscale bars or seedy clubs?
Like I said. Go out in the world and see what goes on for yourself. Quit passing your fantasies off as reality.
>>27506297
>>27506408
Pretty much. People find out you're a bouncer and their like "omg you must be a really good fighter or something right?"
Nope. Just poor and Eastern-European/Tongan/Brazilian/Any other poor country exchange student.
ITT: aspies who have never gone out and talked to a girl speculating about what girls do.
>>27506408
It makes a lot of sense that a big robot would be a bouncer, it's not exactly a competitive field.
>we need you to stand outside for hours on end and make people angry with you
>>27504640
>>27504679
Therrs nothing nerdy about this person. Also i think """""shes""""" a tranny
