Can't I just be mute?

>>27503614
Paralyzed, obviously. What a fucking dumbass question, unless I could meme my way out of being deaf by getting a cochlear implant. But I'm assuming this is a hard "deaf" no way out "what if".

>>27503628
Would be doing the world a favor.

if paralyzed could get robot legs?

deaf, at least I can see and walk

>>27503643
Jokes on you
Mutes can still shitpost.

>>27503628
Mute for best disability.
>>27503614
Out of those choices probably deaf.

Deaf.

Not much different, just can't talk if I'm carrying shit.

I think I'll choose blind. I think I would be really sad if I couldn't listen to music anymore. That's pretty much the only thing I do for fun anymore.

>>27503614

Paralyzed, probably. Depending on where the paralysis happened, I could just get them amputated and get le bouncy stilts of legitimate racing

paralyzed in both legs, excuse to take morphine 24/7

>>27503614
paralysis of the legs

all i do is lay in bed all day and night anyhow

Paralyzed, would just roll on wheelchair. People think you are a hero when you do just regular things like going to store or wipe your ass