What's a fast, cheap, and painless way to kill oneself?
>>27502361
Listening to vaporwave
drugs
do like 50 bongs
>>27502361
carbon monoxide.
But don't do it. If you're going to kill yourself do it by old age or motorcycle racing or something. I know life is hard anon I am here with you please don't give up because I don't want to give up. I want to believe that there might still be some happiness left for me even if it's just a little bit. You're not alone.
Living.
It's got a 100% mortality.
>>27502361
>Killing oneself alone in a corner
>Not going on a drug fueled rampage against the seedy criminal underbelly of your city, not caring if you live or die
Why can't suicidal people do things that help society while at the same time becoming legend and creating some spectacularly CUHRAZEY news stories?
>>27502361
just be dead inside and it's all good. quick painless and cheap
>>27502361
Or a shotgun to the head.
>>27502361
heroin IV'd
you can get needles from the pharmacy in walgreens/cvs if you're 18 or older with an ID
but you're to pussy to do this so sage
>>27502361
Car crash with out a seatbelt. For if you don't want others to know you an hero. Use three or a wall or something, not another car. Can be drunk.
Overdose from opioids if you want it to be fun.
>>27503166
Because he won't be a hero, it'll be seen as petty murder and he'll be painted as a killer until his name is forgotten. Also, I doubt suicidal people give a shit about society, it's not like they're planning on taking part in it if they're killing themselves.
>>27503166
Cause they are depressed and don't want anything. You think like a normal person but they are beaten,lost the fight and just want out.
>>27502361
Get roll over by a train or subway that will kill you fats and without pain, the ting is that your body is gonna get completely destroyed.
>>27505196
Where does an anti social suicido get heroin?
>>27505251
>How are a anti social suicido without heroin?
I bought 30 feet of rope for about $17, way more than i needed. tying a noose is pretty easy, only hard part is finding somewhere sturdy to hang yourself from
>>27505223
I never get people who worry about what'll happen to their body after they die.
It's not like your mum's gonna wash and iron it for you and stick it in a plastic bag 'til you come back to put your skin suit on again.
Train suicide master race.
I already know the spot I'd lie down at, there's this curve that the driver can't see round.
>>27505325
Smack dealers, same as anyone else y' bloody skag muppet.
Watch yourself, they're by necessity not nice people.
>>27505591
I'm going to need a translation for that.
>>27503166
If suicidal people had the energy, courage and willpower to go on a crazy rampage, they wouldnt be suicidal you idiot.
>>27505524
30 feet sounds like a lot. Are you trying to traumatize some normies by decapitating yourself?
>>27506053
i bought an excessive amount mostly to practice with in case i fucked up tying it. given how shit i am at just about literally everything, it was a fair assumption that i'd need multiple attempts to even tie it.
i ended up just cutting it off at 10 feet, when the noose is tied and the other end is tied from where i want to hang from, it's about 4 feet. im shit at tying knots
>>27502361
gunshot to the head or jump off something REALLY high. don't do some dumb shit like taking pills or cutting yourself.
>>27502361
Why does it matter if it is cheap? Just take out a loan before you do it or something. Get one from those places which charge crazy interest so you won't get denied since you are gonna be dead anyways
>>27502361
Exit bagging
>>27503166
>get high &/or drunk
>feel too good to kill myself
>be sober
>feel like killing myself but too scared
every fucking time
>>27502392
he said Painless
>>27506910
I'm the opposite fame
> Sober
> life sucks but if I do this, this, this and this it'll probably work out
> drunk
> fuck the whole thing, how am I going to make my death look like an accident so people don't blame themselves.
Not 100% sure because I was blackout drunk and don't remember anything, but I think I might have snorted the insides of an old smoke alarm to give myself lymphoma on saturday night.
>>27505524
I got the rope and a place to hang myself (tie it on my clothes hanger), but I'm too scared to do it.
I need something painless.
>>27502361
Don't do it lamely. Find someone else and sword fight to the death
>>27502361
Jump off a really tall building.The inertia will kill make you pass out halfway through falling to your death.And it`s also cheap as fuck.
>>27502361
Railroad decapitation
>>27502361
>painless
Don't be such a fucking faggot... faggot.
