>tried to kill myself twice, locked up both times
>gone through a shitload of meds and ect, didn't help
>now under constant suicide watch at home, parents lock up everything I can kill myself with, even my bed has no sheets, won't let me drive, knives, belts etc all locked up
>can't even smoke and slowly kill myself
>only allowed to leave the house with supervision, have a team of shrinks to "help" me
Why the fuck can't I just die in my sleep already?
>>27502321
What a hellish existence. You truly have my sympathy.
>>27502321
Yeahhhhh, having that happen to me is something I fear. I guess if you can just find somewhere 5+ stories high and nose dive off it
Jesus Christ OP...your life sounds brutal. I feel for you.
>"I attempted suicide"
Killing yourself isn't that hard to do.
You do it or you don't.
People who "attempt suicide" are only doing it for attention.
Stop putting stress on you parents and sort your shit out instead of being a drama queen.
>>27502388
Can't leave the house without them knowing. They check on me every 15-30 min. Even removed bathroom locks, plus there are no good jumping spots close by.
Since we have a burglar alarm everytime doors that lead outside are opened there is a beep that lasts 3 seconds.
I'm fucked for the time being.
>>27502423
If there were people who could fuck up a suicide, you'd find em here
>>27502423
Fuck off. I tried hanging myself and failed (was found out)
Second time tried to OD on a shitload of benzos and alcohol and it didn't work
>>27502321
>failed to kill yourself
You brought this on yourself, you got the attention you craved and now this is what happens
Suicide by cop is your only option, plan to kill someone you can get to but don't kill them just make yourself look threatening to a cop and force them to pull the trigger
Run at them with a garden hose nozzle or something
>>27502505
>Second time tried to OD on a shitload of benzos and alcohol and it didn't work
fuck off, trying to OD hardly ever works
barely consider that an attempt
>>27502505
Literally takes 20 minutes to hang yourself if done properly and if you fail you hide the evidence.
> ITT people "failing" suicide for attention
Welp it worked OP and you're the special snowflake you always wanted to be, now reap what you've sown.
why not just slit your throat OP?
>>27502423
This.
>>27502505
Could've easily found an extremely tall building or stolen a gun if you're in the US. Also, could've bought potassium suicide from a jeweler.
Fact that you're not dead proves you were just a faggot begging for attention.
>>27502546
> coppers faces when he runs at them with a garden nozzle
>>27502505
>>27502570
>>27502578
This
My advice to you would be to accept that you have taken things far enough and stop acting like this.
Because when you grow older, you are going to look back on this time of your life and feel really embarrassed.
I'm serious. Just trust me.
>>27502423
This is /b/-tier, 15-year-old thinking.
If you seriously think suicide, short of a shotgun blast to the head (which is difficult to achieve in some countries for obvious reasons) or jumping off a very tall building (most of which are kept locked up for this very reason) is easy then you haven't tried it yourself. Which is a shame, because if anyone is deserving of a slow, agonizing death right now it's you.
>>27502546
See >>27502505
I cannot go outside without supervision. They have locks on the doors that lead outside and keep the keys with them.
I'm a fucking prisoner.
>>27502586
See above.
>>27502580
They literally locked up everything sharp. Read nigga.
>>27502578
>20 minutes
And I was discovered.
Again, I fucked up my attempts and now im stuck in this hellish situation.
>>27502675
Also
>muh guns
I live in Canada
>>27502675
so why didnt you jump off a skyscraper
why did you pick two of the most unreliable ways of killing yourself
if you were serious, why didn't you actually take a guaranteed option
not even trying to fuck with you, i'm legitimately curious
>>27502477
that's kinda sad, I mean, you can probably still kill yourself but it'd have to be some terrible way, like gouging your throat with a pen
>>27502321
Call the police. When they show up, charge at them in a blood lust. They'll finish the job.
>But I don't wanna hurt anyone
No one said anything about actually trying to hurt them. You just have to look like you will.
Note that this only works in America though.
>>27502729
Again
>There are no good jumping spots in my area
Fucking read the thread holy shit.
I tried to hang myself and would have succeeded if it wasn't for my dipshit brother.
>>27502722
Where you at in Canada, senpai?
>>27502700
> walk out into woods
> try rope around tree branch
> hang yourself
You were either incredibly stupid about it or just begging for someone to walk in on you half assing it.
"oops you caught me guess you have to pay extra special attention to me now that you know I'm suicidal hehe"
>>27502321
Rip your jugular, not hard. I saw a video where some dude did it by hand.
>>27502730
Yeah but the pain would be absolute unbearable and it would take a while.
I think right now I should try to pretend to get better (over time though, otherwise it'd be obvious) then when I have more freedom I'll either try hanging or drive to the city and find a building to jump off of
>>27502762
>There are no good jumping spots in my area
thats a lie
you legitimately will not be more than an hour away from an area you can jump and kill yourself in the entire western world
if you cant put in an hours drive/bus ride/run, you were not serious
stop hurting yourself and get on with your life
>>27502784
Caledon ontario
>>27502797
I planned it poorly. I admit I fucked up.
There are people with high levels of suicide tendency. Are you one?
I mean people that just have the tendency or something happened to you?
>>27502819
My plan is to take a fuckton of aspirin to thin my blood to water then jump off this cliff a town over, 'cause then even if the fall doesn't kill me the internal bleeding will
>>27502843
>Caledon ontario
Couldn't you have just walked to the train tracks and laid down?
>>27502612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2pyygRC8vM
Also, Pic related
Staying the hell out of Fresno that place is fucked
>>27502321
that should be a sign that you don't really want to kill your self
don't you think???
>>27502823
Once again.
>cannot leave house without permission
>toronto skyscrapers are an hour drive away
>not allowed to drive
>not even allowed to have money or a credit card
Learn to fucking read faggot
>>27502843
>Ontario
Start by making terroristic threats on social media. This will get you away from your handlers and away from your parents. Might even get you locked up in jail. From there you have many options.
>>27502856
I could have but I didn't because I was an idiot and planned my attempt poorly
>>27502879
Sounds like a good setup to me. Enjoy the cozy NEETlife and just fuck around on the computer the whole day.
>>27502423
>this guy right here
he kind of sort of has a point though and only cry babies aren't trying to hear the truth
>>27502879
Why did they leave you a laptop or a phone? Don't they know you could look up ways to pretend kill yourself on the internet?
>>27502879
why did you not jump the first time? if you were always serious, you would have actually picked a lethal method
there are so many guaranteed ways to kill yourself, and you picked two of the least reliable ways possible
>>27503006
This is why most women will choose to try and OD over any other method. They know it has a high failure rate while also making their attempts seem genuine thereby maximizing the attention they get from it.
>>27503006
>least reliable
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
Hanging has a rate of nearly 90%. Nice troll.
>>27502998
Because all the reliable methods are inacessible to me so to them it does not matter if I reaearch methods.
>>27503059
>Because all the reliable methods are inacessible to me so to them it does not matter if I reaearch methods.
but they weren't at the time, so why did you not, in two of your chances jump off a building before you were under supervision?
>Hanging has a rate of nearly 90%. Nice troll.
hanging if you do it alone, without anyone in the house, and break your neck with the drop so you don't struggle
but you did it with your brother in the house, presumably without breaking your neck
i'm not trying to spite or troll you anon, but if you were serious about killing yourself you would have easily done it the first time
>>27502675
you're typing off something, there's a sharp part in that pc/keyboard somewhere. don't be a kike
>>27503129
I assumed I wouldn't be found. I was wrong.
I fucked up and now im paying the price. Don't make the same mistake I did
>>27503184
And that I would die quickly
>>27502321
You need to be more intelligent next time
No offense
But you should've known that reality slaves wouldn't let you an hero all willy-nilly like
>>27502812
Sauce????
I want to see someone rip out their own jugular with their bare hands
>>27502505
benzos and alcohol I imaged would be a good bet
>>27502321
>Tried to hang myself from a ceiling fan this morning
>The fan fucking broke under my weight
>>27503184
sorry to hear, anon
i hope you find happiness somehow
are they going to ease your restrictions at all eventually?
>>27502423
This. How can you fail an attempt at suicide? Just shoot yourself in the fucking face
Buy a gun from some neighborhood fudd. It's that easy, but you won't because you are just attention seeking
>>27502812
>the pain
Oh hell no, fuck that. If I ever decide to suicide it'll either be shotgun to face or this bad boy right here. Guaranteed instant lights out.
>>27502321
it sure doesn't seem that hard to commit suicide, how do you manage to fuck it up? did you do your research?
My brother was on suicide watch for a while and when he came home my parents did the exact same thing to him. Its just ridiculous though because if you really want to kill yourself, you can do so with almost anything.
>forks
>electrocution
>smash a monitor, get some sharp glass and an hero
>just run the fuck out of the door and off a bridge
I unironically don't understand what taking away obvious tools for suicide accomplishes. I understand suicide watch but not taking away fucking bed sheets. Somebody explain pls.
