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/r9k/ absolutely DESTROYED
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/r9k/ absolutely DESTROYED
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We know that excessive sex doesn't stretch out the vag. We just say that it does because it triggers roasties.
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>>27501413
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=vaginal+tearing
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>>27501413
>push out a baby and return to normal size
This is not true.
As much as i love my wife, her vagina hasnt been the same since she gave birth
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>>27501413
>implying a nigger knows anything about female anatomy
it's called a roastie, nigger
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>loose pooosys are good
lmao
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>>27501445
Shhhh.. you're saying too much
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>>27501413
All what this confirms is that it is better for a guy if the woman doesn't like it. Otherwise you are just fucking a gaping vagina.
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>normiePhone

fuck off
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>>27501451
Maybe you have a small dick. I've had sex with girls who have had kids and even a virgin. Pussies all look different but they feel the same when you're in them.
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>>27501413
This is just bullshit put out to appease the sjws. Shit like this happens all the time in this culture, bullshit science is made up to appease the masses. Whores have loose pussies chicks that aren't whores don't pretty simple
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/pol/ was right those absolute mad men!
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>>27501451
Oh this just means your wife is fat
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>>27501413

>Giovanni Dah Vinci
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>>27501413
I'm not a biologist but regardless roasties are nasty.
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>>27501557
Lol no

Pussies feel a lot different from girl to girl

You think all dicks feel the same for girls?

Idiot
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>>27501413
This is peddling misinformation in the face of misinformation. Roasties have nothing to do with how much sex you have and the vagina can stretch and retract, but sex definitely does loosen the vagina and a baby absolutely destroys it.

Protip to femanons, have a caesarian, you'll be doing a world of men a favour.
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So what, they're still disgusting

Manlets don't get a pass just because it's genetic.
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>>27502086
and literally risking your life, you're retarded.
>you're roughly 4 times more likely to die with a caesarian
>all so assholes like you aren't slightly grossed out at the site of a vagina
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>>27502086
Actually natural birth is much better for the baby
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>>27502179
You sound like a woman tho desu.
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>>27501451
bitch doesn't know about kegels?
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>>27502190
it's just a clump of cells lmao, like who cares haha
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>labia is a muscle

It's actually tissue and does, as you age, become progressively more elastic.
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>>27502179
>you're roughly 4 times more likely to die with a caesarian
= 0.000001 x 4
= 0.000004

She's more likely to die on the drive to the hospital than she is from the caesarian, dingus.
>>27502190
Wrong.
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>>27501413
It's still a nasty looking vag tho. A car with a turd in it still drives but it smells like shit.
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>>27502210
>wanting your girl to die just to preserve muh tightness
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it's really quite disgusting the way women couldn't give a single fuck about anyone, so long as there's a shiny rock bigger than the other girls wrapped around her finger

To think, people in africa, including children are literally dying, and working in slave tier conditions, to meet the female magpie-esque demand for a shiny rock on her finger.

I bet most women can't even tell the difference between diamond and cubic zirconium. But it has to be diamond, because it's not about how it looks is it? It's about displaying your husbands wealth to the other women. Ostentatious competitive vindictive pathetic literal idiot fucking bitch women.

God I fucking hate women so fucking much. They're so fucking stupid, and manipulatve. Nothing they ever do is genuine. Down to their moans of pleasure - something that's supposed to be intimate and real, it's all fucking fake. Fugazi. A sham. Bitch fucking whores.

I hate women and I'm fucking done with them. YUCK. They fucking disgust me.

I'd rather shoot myself in the head with a cannonball than put my tongue anywhere near their rotting, disease ridden, shit aids and herpes, encrusted, scabby goopy, coagulated blood driblling fuckgash

YUCK. Any women in this thread reading my post I just want you to know you're fucking gross. A real YUCK EWW disgusting rotting worthless piece of diseased fuckmeat. That's all you are and that's all you'll ever be.

If it weren't for sex, and I'm not even exaggerating her I'm being truthful, if it weren't for the male sex drive, the male drive that we are cursed with, to convince females to let them sleep with us, then a LARGE MAJORITY of men, would have no interest in females. That's all you're worth. Without the prospect of a cheap fuck, you're a fucking liability. A worthless scab to be picked and tossed.

Sex is the only reason males even talk to you, or acknowledge your existence in any way.

roastie whores
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>>27501413
gtfo you tumblr swin
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>>27502190
>Actually natural birth is much better for the baby

Not really.
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>>27502274
Diamonds look dumb.
And nobody in the first world really cares about the third
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>>27502302
Yes it is you uninformed queer
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>>27501413
>listening to a nigger
LMFAOOOOO
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it's slightly annoying how every woman wants to educate you about how their ugly roast beef curtains are perfect and not floppy and weird at all and you're not allowed to have a preference between innies and outies... but every woman also has an opinion to express about dick size.
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>>27502332

[citation needed]

>>27502348

/thread but not a news flash.

women are hypocrites.
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>>27502274
some women are alright
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>>27502365

only the ones that know their place
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LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS
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>>27502389

this is now a women hate thread
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>>27502348
idk im not gonna read the thread and maybe youre talking about people replying but

the image is just saying that big labia =/= been fucked to death. youre allowed to have preferences, youre just not allowed to be ignorant and think that women cant just be born with ugly vagoos
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http://www.drmatlock.com/body-procedures-beverly-hills/laser-vaginal-rejuvenation/

>Question:
How tight do women normally say they want to be in terms of vaginal tightness?
>Answer:
Patients from around the world state that they want to be like 16, 18 or as if they never had children. The most requested age is 16 and we have a lot of happy women.
>the most requested vaginal age is 16

Who you gonna believe: some cuck on facebook who wears a flat brim Texas Rangers cap and a gold chain, or Dr. David Matlock?
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>>27502389
thats pretty drastic

>implying any of you fucks could stretch a girl like two fists can over the course of 7 years
laughing my kek off
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>>27502488

ROASTIES COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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>>27501464
I thought he was a mexican.
Both groups love to name themselves after Europeans for some reason.
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>>27502389
>I did not have sex for nearly a year!!!
>It is so depressing!!!!
Oh my what misfortune!
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I see the point about the vagina. But can labia be an indicator of how much sex a woman has had?
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>>27502618
No, they naturally come in a lot of shapes. Wide and floppy, small and slim
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>>27502488
Question: what do most women want to accomplish with the laser reduction
labiaplasty of the labia minora and reduction of excess prepuce?

>Answer: the purpose of the procedure is to provide a youthful look of the labia minora and reduce the excess prepuce the excess skin along the sides of the clitoris. Patients want to have a youthful look of the minora. Patients want the minora nice, thin and perky. Patients do not want sagging, droopy, and punched up minora. Patients want a clean look.

>labiaplasty reduction
>youthful look
>clean look
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>>27502618
The labia stretch everytime a woman has had sex, it's essentially unnoticeable between fucks but over time it adds up
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>>27502708
Damn that doc really put the roasties on suicide watch...
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>>27502738
What do you think he does with the extra skin?

I'd have her wake up looking me right in the face in the the operating room with it taped to my mouth. Completely deadpan the whole operation to her and how well it went, then go in for a kiss on her forehead with skin dangling on her eyelids and nose.
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>>27502803
Makes lampshades
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As someone who works for a surgeon specializing in labiaplasty and vaginal rejuvenation I can say bitch is wrong. Most women who are getting their wizard sleeves taken in are old roasties who had vaginal births, similar story with labiaplasty, though there are a few childless who just need a little minora taken off. If vaginas returned to normal after birth of tons of dicks and stds I wouldn't have a job.
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labia minora sounds like a name of a troll you'd find in a Swedish cave troll story
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>>27502257

Without her tightness what good is she? It's a risk you have to take. I like to flirt with danger though. I once ate taco bell that had been sitting on my desk for 9 hours unrefrigerated.
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>>27502932
still less disgusting than a roastie
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>>27502932
You don't control anyone else's body
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>>27502332

I was yanked out by forceps. Fucked my shit up and gave me ass burgers. Then I was jewtilated, so double autism. Probably got some klein felters or marfan bullshit too. You're fucked either way, but at least with c-section you don't have to touch a vagina.
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>>27502450

But the image is ignorant. Big lips doesn't necessarily mean fucked a ton of dudes, but it's about a million times more likely than having roastie as a birth defect.
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>>27502951

True dat homie, I'd eat week old taco bell over roast.

>>27502970

And the earth revolves around the sun. Can you try to stay on topic?
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>>27501413
>if a vagina can push out a fucking baby and return to its normal size
but that doesn't happen, it's just factually wrong
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>>27502213
This nigga has it right. >>27501451
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>>27503058
If you won't love your so after something happens to their genitals you never deserved them in the first place
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any fembots actually have a roastie? I promise I won't make fun of you
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>>27502274

You're absolutely right, anon. The best course for any men is to reject women whole heartily, not out of some ascetic philosophy, but to reject women on the basis of morality. Women are suffering to the male soul.
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>>27503181
Like, half of all women do
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>>27503208
bitch I didn't ask for statistics
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>>27503221
That was a yes

Rude
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>>27503242
Typical woman

Can't ever actually just answer the question
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>>27503242
is it wizard sleeve levels of hang?

this post brought to you by the person not making fun of you
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>>27503181
roastie here.


(that was picked up by the bot, might be a testament to how many roasties browse this board)
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>>27503704
how far can you stretch the skin? 2 inches? 3?
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>>27503704
How bad is it?

Any guy ever turn down your Arby's?
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>>27503765
sticks out of my labia majora a little less than half an inch, i can stretch it (semi painfully) to one inch
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>>27503768
no, no one has ever turned me down (50+ partners)

inb4 btfo vagina. it's been like this since puberty/virginity


i did have one person mention it, he was 30 and autistic and i was his second sexual partner, he just said i was less neat than his ex wife.
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>>27503848
that's barely a roastie wtf

get your Stacy vagina off my board
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>>27503168

The only good thing about women is their vaginas. Why would you love anything else about them?
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>>27503915
The only good thing about guys is their dicks. Why would you love anything else about them?

>>27503765
I can do two, three inches if I try to stretch it
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>>27504078
men made everything you're touching or have ever touched or will ever touch
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>>27504078
>3 inch lips

want to sit on my face and act like a facehugger from aliens?
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>>27502332
No it's fucking not
Ceasarian is significanlty safer for the mother and child, they're just temporarily inconvenienced in hospital longer and left with a scar
Read this shit
http://www.pqcnc.org/documents/sivbdoc/sivbeb/8ChildbirthConnectionVaginalBirthandCesareanBirthRiskComparison.pdf
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ITT virgins thinking they know anything about vaginas when they haven't even seen one irl.
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>>27504099
Maybe, but did you do any of it?

>>27504116
Sorry, I don't date robots
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>>27502274
virgin detected lololol
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>doesn't stretch from how much sex you have

oh, nevermind. it was posted by a fucking beta
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>>27504133
If I ever reproduce I am having one. Fuck nature.
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>dont mind if the hoe is loose, its better that way

said no man ever
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>>27504775
I'm glad i just finished my macaroni.
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>>27504901
hopefully both you and the shitstain die during the attempt so earth can become a better place
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>>27502274
Yey I finally get to use it:
>Sperg
OMG
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>>27502584
>roastie gets floppy vagina
>doesnt have sex for a year
>men that do fuck her ditch ms floppy
>realizes floppy vagina will cause her to be unloved for the rest of her life
>HHAA HA ROASTIE SLUT

>robot has humble sized cock
>doesnt have sex for any period of time
>women that he does end up with ditch him cus of the humble cock
>realizes that little dick will cause him to be unloved for the rest of his life
>tfw no gf ;n; boohoo

I kno shes a roastie whore that will never understand us but come on.
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