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2016-03-30 02:27:15 Post No. 27499409
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2016-03-30 02:27:15
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Anyone have any horrible first time expierences with women?
>finally get a decent match on tinder
>meetup and get coffee at Starbucks on campus
>kind of chubby in person but I'm a 22yo kv so I take what I can get
>asks me if I want to come back to her apartment to watch adaptation and smoke
>don't smoke weed normally but agree thinking I will get laid
>first thing I do once arriving at the apartment is take a piss
>instead of pissing normally it just starts to dribble out all over my jeans and legs
>freak the fuck out and try and dab it up with toilet paper
>piss smells rancid
>sit back down on the couch smelling like piss
>girl keeps her distance
>take a few rips and become extremely paranoid
>she stays on her phone the entire movie
>movie ends and she asks me to leave
>text her two days later and no response
Buying a helium tank tomorrow boys
