lets get a feels thread going boys.
Ill start off with a pretty embarrassing day in my life. (pic kinda related)
> Be me 18 years old, 5'11(10.5 but no one needs to know)
>at cousins bday party at some knock off chucky cheese's
> my mom knows i havent ever had a girlfriend let alone a girl as a friend.
>this 7.5/10 server is working and has a glorious ass, nice height, nice tits, and decent face.
> My mom encourages me to go talk to her, but i pussy out knowing ill get rejected and laughed at by family.
> Rest of cousins and shit tell me to go talk to her, but i refuse.
>I leave after an hour.
>my mom comes home tells me she talked to her for me since im such a little bitch. (her words exactly)
> She is my age, single, and sounded very kind.
> My mom called me a pussy and basically said i would be a kissless virgin for the rest of my life at this point....
I love life.
>>27497816
Fucking hell, parents should never get involved with shit like this, only makes it worse.
>>27497816
>sounded very kind and is your age
HAH, tell your stacy mom to go get fucked by a pack of syrian refugees
Thats fucking woman logic for you, your 18, you don't fuck girls your age, at best you fuck older women that hit the wall and are desperate for stud cock
Girls your age are too busy getting their brains fucked out by alpha college chads/older successful men
Your mom is delusional if she thinks "sounding very kind" even remotely infers that she would want to go out with you, you don't even fucking know this bitch and everyone wants you to embarress yourself in public talking to her
Tell them to go impale themselves on flaming spikes
>>27497816
To be fair you are kind of a pussy. You're hanging around a kid's birthday party with nothing to do, might as well chat up a cute girl.
>tfw 50-something coworker bothers me about finding a gf
STAY OUT OF MY LIFE YOU FUCKING BITCH REEEEEEEEEE
>>27497941
Most retards would ree at what you said but i agree with you. People dont know reality is nourishment.
>>27497816
>5'11(10.5 but no one needs to know)
kek me too, thank god for nike air maxes. But yeah you should have talked to her dude, you're only 18 don't end up 20+ like us.
>elementary school
>have female friend
>female friend comes over one day to play
>after she leaves entire family makes fun of me
>"Aww Anon you and your girlfriend looked so cute together"
>"When are you getting married?"
>"Have you kissed yet?"
>constant ridicule from my family makes me want to hang out with her less and less
>eventually completely stop hanging out with or even mentioning female at school to my family
>years later
>"Anon, why don't you ever bring girls over?"
>>27497816
this is your fault and you know it. rejection isnt even bad
>"hey you're cute wanna do something"
>"no thanks"
>"ok"
bam done. simple as that. and if she said yes? fucking good job
you guys want to see what i look like to put a face to the story?
>>27498020
damn i feel for you bro. fuck them.
>>27498029
Go ahead.
ROBOT LET ME POST PLEASE
>>27498029
Sure, I'm guessing you're just super average.
this is what i look like at my best. so it dont get any better.
>>27498088
Isn't this average? You don't have it as bad as me at least. I'm not going to post my face.
>>27498154
its aight man. honestly ur ugly unless ur a 8/10 we ugly together senpai.
>>27498020
>mfw my family did this too
>mfw we could have been normies
Hey OP. I used to work as a waiter at a cafe once and some qt came in with her mum and her Mum tried to pair us up.
It was very awkward.
>>27497816
>5'11(10.5 but no one needs to know)
>10.5
P-Penis?
>>27497816
>your own mother wants you to date some waitress bimbo that's probably had more Chad dicks in her mouth than she's taken orders
That's pretty bad.
>>27498350
it fucking sucks man... it fucking sucks.
>>27498482
i wish. im only like barely 6. i was referring to what my height really is.
>>27498029
Please
An original response for my robot overlord
>>27498706
i did post one just scroll up a little senpai
>raised by my mom alone
>tfw she doesn't care that I don't have a GF
Feels good, man.
>>27497816
I'll be honest senpai, I wish I had parents that would have forced me to do things like this. I assume they wouldn't laugh at me when I would be rejected, though.
im sure they wouldnt have laughed either, but that was what i was thinkning at the moment.
>>27498020
Man my mom did this to me too. At least now she realizes it's why I never talk to her about relationships.
>>27498009
I'm reeing right now, where the fuck do you get off just going up to girls and talking to them?
>>27497816
I feel you on that one fampie, recently, my dad talked to this 8/10 girl at taco bell for me because i was kinda pissed and tired the day that we both met her and he told me she wanted to talk to me and he gave her my phone number.
>tfw dad forgot my mom deactivated phone 4 days ago
>tfw forever cucked by mom and too scared to go back to taco bell
>>27498020
Yeah, mine never did figure out that "teasing" me only humiliated me.
Really, teasing someone only helps them if they have some semblance of self-confidence. Otherwise you're just sharpening your social knives.
>>27498020
Similar thing happened to me anon.
>Mom is religious
>We go to church all the time
>I'm around 7 or 8
>Church is having big camp out
>Spend the weekend there
>End up becoming friends with a girl named Carly, same age as me
>Spend the entire time together while enduring ridicule even though we just became really great friends
>Day comes that we have to leave
>Don't remember it well
>She's cousins with another friend of mine, and I end up seeing here at church very few times because she lives all the way down in Texas
>Fast forward to the next time I see her, I'm around 9
>She never talks to me and acts like she doesn't know me
>Eventually ask her if she remembers what happened
>She says no in a disgusted manner and walks off
>Heartbroken, probably the biggest rejection I've ever felt in my life
>Go home and cry in bed
>Go through up until I stopped going to church seeing her there with her cousin when her family would visit periodically
>I'd forget about her in between those times, but every time I saw her I relived that day she crushed me
>Never been able to talk to a girl and ask of anything because of that rejection
That was probably badly put together. I don't know though. Your story reminded me of her. I remember it pretty well too, and every time she'd be at church my family would ask me if I remember me and her at the camp and I always had to act like I had no clue. It really fucked with me because I never really had any good friends back then and she kind of was the friend I always wanted but never had. By the time I was 15 I saw her some more and still couldn't get over it. Still bothers me to today.
>>27500919
That's fucking rough man. I hope you're over that bitch now
>>27501232
Thanks. I'm glad someone read it. I'm too ashamed to tell any family and such, and in fact this is the first time I've told anyone. I am kind of over it, but it sucks knowing I could've had a good friend. The worst part is I always end up wondering if it was my fault, but who knows.
>>27498006
>tfw 50-something customer bothers me about finding a real job and moving out of my parents house
IM ENJOYING MY SUFFERING YOU FUCKING NOSY BOOMER RRRRRRREEEEE
>>27498020
God fucking danmn it, this exact thing happened to me. Now I know why I'm like this
>>27497932
>HAH, tell your stacy mom to go get fucked by a pack of saiyan refugees
>Thats fucking woman logic for you, you're 18
What?
>>27498022
> >"hey you're cute wanna do something"
jesus christ I hope nobody actually ever does this
>24
>fell for the college meme
>shit degree
>4 years and thousands of shekels wasted
>no job
>no interviews or call back s for almost 5 months now
>obese
>social retard
>slowly drifting from only friends
>only friends are online and live half way across the country
>no gf
>fire inspector cunt says I have to get rid of my bed because it's a fire hazard
>going to get a tatami mat and live the full Japanese NEET hikikomori experience
>cat is getting old and might be getting cancer or some shit
>mfw I don't feel anything anymore except tired
>mfw can't remember what my face looks like sometimes
>>27503032
Lel
>Fell for college meme
More like fell for too much food meme you obese fuck.
No one wants to deal with stinky fat tards at work, of course no one has hired you.
>living with mum
>my bed broke
>invites me to sleep with her the other day
>jump into bed with her
>super comfy
>start touching her
>fall asleep
>next day find out she bought me a new bed and is moving out
>>27503790
what do you mean by touching her anon you weird fucker
>>27503850
got some ass n thigh
>>27497816
seeing girls with 10/10 asses like that while going around town gives me feels like you wouldn't believe
>>27500919
>"rejected" at 9
>scarred for life
kill yourself i am not even joking you are not fit for this life
>>27497816
>>my mom comes home tells me she talked to her for me since im such a little bitch. (her words exactly)
She clearly does not love you get you're shit together and get the fuck out. i almost say beat that whore to death but then again she is you're mother...to bad she was not a man.
your whole family probably hates you get go and never come back.
>>27497894
This.
OP your mother is a retard, she was totally in the wrong.
>>27498022
>>"no thanks"
you fucks always take the best case scenario that you could imagine for yourself, and say it's the worse case scenario for everyone
>>27498020
Oh my god, are you me?
>>27497941
>just talk to girls dude so EZZ LMAO XDDd
some people will just never understand.
>>27504377
You're beyond hope if you can't talk to a person because they have a vagina.
>>27498011
>thank god for nike air maxes
Tfw 5'4 with literal doorstops stuffed under a doctor sholls gel insert.
>>27497816
>tfw not very attracted to asian-looking women because of family resemblance
>>27498088
not gay but a 8/10 at least...
>>27500590
yes you fucking pussy
>>27503790
>>27503850
that's hot
blox
>>27497816
How the hell would that have ever worked?
First off, your an 18yearold at a kids birthday party in a shitty fastfood place. You're not going to look good to anyone.
Second, she's a fucking waitress. Although they're paid to act nice to you, they're usually pretty pissed off and tired from working. They'll only be interested if you're seriously attractive.
Third, his fucking mummy was there.
Guys mother has no understanding of reality. Which isn't a surprise. Life is easy mode for women.
Ree.
>>27500919
What happened on that day, though?
Did your religious mom confront the girl and tell her to stop trying to corrupt you or something?
>>27498020
Something close to this happened to me
>be 21
>still living with parent (saving up money for place)
>manage to work up the courage to ask a chick out at work
>said yes
>muh spaghetti
>she comes over one day before work
>we bang
>fall asleep in bed
>parent gets home
>starts shouting cuz wymen in bed with me
>she leaves
>no more gf
>had lesbian friend in high school
>parents would always make me try to do over gentlemanly things for her so I can get with her
>they apparently don't know what lesbians are
>made everything awkward as fuck
fuck you mom and dad
>>27505750
doesnt matter, had sex
how can this comment be muted for not being original?
>>27505769
>gentlemanly things
Why do parents think that works? It didn't even work for them when they were young.
I can see grandparents thinking it would still work but parents who were born in the 60s/70s and raised in the 70s/80s should know better.
>>27505829
because they are assholes
>>27505750
thats like me except
>Living with parents
>co-worker comes over one day before work
>heard she was into me
>extremely obvious she is
>ask her if she thinks I'm cute
>says yes
>start playing around
>ends up in my lap
>cuddle for what seems like forever (10min)
>feel so happy with her
>she has to leave
>put my head to her breasts
>can hear her heart pounding
>raps her arms around my head
days pass, decide to ask her out
>"sorry anon I just don't see you like that"
>?????
>give up on trying to be happy
>>27506696
>tfw she just wanted to fuck
I don't even know how to console you
>>27506765
I figured she wanted to, but she went thro some shit a while ago when she was forced to give a guy a bj.
So I didnt wanna try something and she freaks out
>>27506864
LOL dont fall for that shit senpai
be assertive in a situation like that, like just fondle the shit out of her boobs and ass. She will be pretty wet after that point she will have no choice but to fuck
sounds like you had a fun time but same kind of thing happened to me awhile back
>talk to this 8/10 rich girl
>some reason shes really into me
>buys my ticket for big multi school house party
>wants to go with me
>wants me to take her out a few days before the party
>we go to the movies
>was too beta to see her signals for her wanting me to kiss her
>next day we go get snowcones
>ask her to let me kiss her
>she says no just to see if I would do it
>dont do it because she said no
>she kisses me on the cheek and laughs and drives off
>tfw she never texts me back and when she did
>she said I was too soft for her
;_;
>>27506864
YOO
when girls say shit like "omg so and so made me give him a blooowjob" in private/passion it's literally half a play for compassion and half a tease, like "listen to what I did for someone esleee, jealous??" it's some kinda funky verbal judo designed to separate the motherfuckers from the bitches.
you bitched by asking her out later instead of trying to fuck her right there
>>27504392
Oh good. I now know I should just give up
